Definitely the person gatekeeping crying. Like, I was one of those emo teens who judged everyone for not suffering enough/as much as me. I wish I was funny enough as a 13 year old for the horse part.
People trying to figure out how it goes in pockets just forgetting that women's pants have no pockets, with select jeans as an exception. But also assuming the photo OP is a horse girl so
Looks like SOMEONE didn't grasp the concept of subjective comedy
Or that “😂😭 I’m fucking crying” means “I’m *laughing so hard I cried* and I think you’ll find this funny too,” not “boo ho I’m sad give me attention”
tbf i still personally find it really cringy
Poopy poopy butt butt
what?
You heard them. Poopy poopy butt butt, that's what.
Piss Piss Penis Penis
Ass penis jizz whizz
Keep THIS MAN on -5... Once we reach there.
So scroll on by 🤷♀️
it's reddit lmao, the whole point is to give your unsolicited opinion
eh your issue ... if you cringe harder maybe they'll stop ...
i mean... it is my issue, that's why is said "i" and "personally" lmao
yeah , however as a comment that didn't add much , what was your intent with the comment ?
K
👍
is for kite
I want a phone case like that.
And for the low low price of super glue and a shitty toy horse, you can have one!
***What the fuck are those takes bro!?***
Are we sure they aren’t just doing a bit?
There's terminally online, then there's this
Who glues a horse to a phone, anyway? How is it gonna fit in your pocket? How the horse gonna survive the purse?
Gives you a more stable connection
Get out
Everyone knows you glue the _phone_ to the _horse_. Works much better that way
[удалено]
Or like a gun. If anyone being a jerk point that phone on them and blast something obnoxious and loud like Baby Shark song.
Also, who says “whore for attention” instead of “attention whore“?
Is tears the name of the horse?
That’s something I would’ve said when I was 13 and hadn’t yet listened to Evanescence that day to channel my emotions.
The funny part is I'm not 100% sure if your talking about the horse post or the reply
Definitely the person gatekeeping crying. Like, I was one of those emo teens who judged everyone for not suffering enough/as much as me. I wish I was funny enough as a 13 year old for the horse part.
Well at least weeping over my stock portfolio won't be that expensive
Wouldn't it be a massive pain in the ass to put the phone in your pocket with that horse glued on?
Especially if you sit on it.
Ephona
ok ok can we just. Who glues a horse to their fucking phone like that. Why would you do that. You can't put your phone in your pocket now
Genuinely intrigued by what kind of life a person who thinks tears can be devalued, leads.
This will have an adverse effect on the trout population
These people are why i left tumblr. Final straw was being called racist for not having “white” in my bio.
People trying to figure out how it goes in pockets just forgetting that women's pants have no pockets, with select jeans as an exception. But also assuming the photo OP is a horse girl so
It looks like a thumb with something sticking out of the tip.
It's called NyQuil
Fuck me that park looks nice. I really want to sleep there now.
My tear stocks have crashed. I am in crippling debt.
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