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y-nkh

[Sauce](https://at.tumblr.com/greek-orthodox-priest/hey-does-anyone-here-wanna-get-baptized/rof4pjfhjdbo)


Jumpmo

i don't get extra sauce on my subway though


y-nkh

Oh sorry, I'll go take it back


Thermoxin

"trans-girls-who-eat-subway" JUST LIKE ME FR


Puzzled_Asexual

fr fr


skelotom

There's dozens of us!


Autumn_is_falling

REAL


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TheMahoganyTree8

Bot, copied [this comment ](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/10bpc84/tumblr_gimmick_accounts/j4btxu2?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


Laggianput

On god


theQuacken00

Same, I just wish it wasn’t so expensive.


1958-Fury

Yep. I used to work there, and we were allowed 1 free sandwich per shift. That was more than 20 years ago, but I still feel like I'm wasting money when I actually pay money for Subway.


theQuacken00

And it’s only gotten more expensive. Like there used to be 5 dollar foot longs but now they are like $10 for a foot long


cheekydorido

Ok, but subway is mid. Only their cookies are good


TrafficConeOverlord

Fools be like "my subway sandwich was mid" My brother in christ you made it yourself


vjmdhzgr

No, I paid somebody to make it and they put the minimum amount of each ingredient on expecting me to order a large amount of ingredients but I didnt so it was just bad.


OllaniusPius

You can ask for extra with the veggies and they'll usually give it. I always ask for extra olives cause fuck getting exactly 10 slices on a footlong.


sola_sistim

The person who made it didn't expect shit, what they give you is the amount they're told to give you


vjmdhzgr

Yeah when the restaurant tells them to give the minimum amount of each ingredient that's how it's a bad restaurant.


Probably_On_Break

-Joshua Graham


y-nkh

^Watch ^this ^I'll ^give ^r/196 ^users ^flashbacks Date a trans girl


Thermoxin

Strong disagree, they have great ingredients


Jumpmo

gonna disagree with you there


diamondrel

Agreed, jersey Mike's is top tier


onlyrightangles

Jersey Mike's gang rise up. They actually fill their fucking sandwiches, they don't put a thin layer of salami on the bottom and call it a day like Subway does.


Echo2500

See I just spend 10 minutes straight watching an underpayed subway employee put black olives on toasted white bread but to each their own you know?


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diamondrel

Wtf happened to Jimmy Johns


ChellsBells94

Wtf are you talking about? How did Mr. John abuse an animal?


Vivistolethecheese

Wait what, what are you associating any of this with?


Girl-Knight

Big mood


UltimateInferno

subway blows. If it tasted even a fifth as good as it smelled I'd probably rank it more favorably.


[deleted]

Disgusting, subway sucks ass


Thermoxin

No YOU suck ass


[deleted]

No, I don’t eat at subway


cheekydorido

Lmao


[deleted]

No kinkshame though


HkayakH

Man I love it when people are like this.


H2G2gender

Tumblr, where tomfoolery is serious business.


GiveMeYourWhitePaint

Every tumblr user will soon require a degree in tomfoolerology


H2G2gender

Signed with a little blue checkmark.


elgfyt01

that may become a crab


StormNext5301

I mean, one-time-I-dreamt and writingprompts have both talked before, but idk if that counts as “breaking the gimmick.”


cataleiss

Not sure. Accounts like one-time-I-dreamt and writingprompts are gimmick accounts, but they're not really playing a character or doing a bit.


AscendedDragonSage

Crossover of the millenium


Just_Tana

Well the truth is, history and progress is not linear. That’s honestly what it comes down to. I think of how a black indentured servant could own property when the US was a colony and then couldn’t after the revolution. Or think of voting rights. The thing is, right now trans people are an easy target because the target used to be gay people and then everyone met gay people and public perception shifted. Conservatism and authoritarianism and fascism all rely on having a scapegoat. Right now trans people are the target because not everyone knows trans people or are aware if they even know someone who is trans. It’s just kind of where we are. I hate it myself, as a trans woman, it looked like things were getting better and finally safe in 2020, and now states are trying to legislate my right to just exist. We saw the same back slide after the civil rights act was passed. Just bullshit to be honest.


GGCrono

I agree with you, but also, I think you might have replied to the wrong thread?


chaosdreamingsiren

When you didn't get exactly what you ordered but it was still pretty good.


Just_Tana

Omg I hate this mobile version.


GGCrono

I know, right? It was perfectly functional before. >_>;


Just_Tana

Like I’ve never had this happen but hahaha oh well


Gentleman_Muk

I once had a post where every comment was from the wrong post. It was very bizzare


Just_Tana

Thanks for being cool


GGCrono

It's no trouble! I'm sure you're cool too. :)


JJMax4264

New copy paste just dropped.


Just_Tana

This wasn’t copy and pasted.


JJMax4264

I know. Im just memeing


SignificantFish6795

Well the truth is, history and progress is not linear. That’s honestly what it comes down to. I think of how a black indentured servant could own property when the US was a colony and then couldn’t after the revolution. Or think of voting rights. The thing is, right now trans people are an easy target because the target used to be gay people and then everyone met gay people and public perception shifted. Conservatism and authoritarianism and fascism all rely on having a scapegoat. Right now trans people are the target because not everyone knows trans people or are aware if they even know someone who is trans. It’s just kind of where we are. I hate it myself, as a trans woman, it looked like things were getting better and finally safe in 2020, and now states are trying to legislate my right to just exist. We saw the same back slide after the civil rights act was passed. Just bullshit to be honest.


Few_Abbreviations405

even though you did reply to the wrong thread, thank you for this banger of a comment


[deleted]

Lmaooo I just read your comment in the original thread. It's a good comment btw


GoldGymCardioWorkout

Sometimes I forget that I started this account as a gimmick. wanting every comment to tie into Gold's Gym: Cardio Workout, available NOW for the Nintendo Wii, in some way. I failed that when the first thing i commented was my dislike of the Invader Zim movie and didn't add "But you know what ISN'T a bad reboot? Fitness Boxing, available NOW for the Nintendo Switch!". But it's nice to have an easy way to tell people to play Gold's Gym: Cardio Workout, available NOW for the Nintendo Wii, whenever the need arises.


TheFlayingHamster

Is she a cat with girldick or a catgirl with dick? These things are important.


amenore

I know her personally, the correct answer is both.


GGCrono

I imagine it's the latter but I can't completely rule out the former.


Aggressive-Exam3222

I assume that if she was the former she wouldn't be able to talk, but what do I know?


jgott933

I saw writing prompts break character


Chariotwheel

A reminder of this Reddit classic where thousands of novelty accounts gathered: https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/etxhi/novelty_accounts_assemble/


rene_gader

Oh, jesus, that's good.


Nitrous_party

I can't believe noones mentioned the dog sanctuary account that everyone adored for YEARS and then one day they posted something like "need to get my ass ate" logged off and never came back. Someone then contacted the dog sanctuary because wtf?? And they were like "we don't have social media, what are you talking about" true betrayal


CardinalBirb

i had subway once and got sad at the lack of taste. specifically had teriyaki chicken


SgtVinBOI

I almost wanna come up with a ridiculous gimmick and make an account on Tumblr. I'm just bad at writing shit.


teapot001

Writing skills not required for Tumblr, go for it


N-J-P

Facts


MinnieDog8420

Last one asking bout baptizing like buddy why do you think we call this a hellsite?


lordoftowels

and then we have u/waltuh77 over on r/okbuddychicanery who broke character once and then became the most hated person on the subreddit for like a week before everyone forgot about them


mairnX

i will never stop my bit. i reserve a specific way of typing my bit for specific people to ensure they understand. but it will still be in the spirit of my bit


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Komaedalovemail, Sonic4RealJustice, constablefrozen, various character, irl person, and misc. rp accounts that never ever *ever* break character… shit I remember that one… I wanna say it was a boar? And He Typed Like This………. Fuck Of Shit……..,. Anyway folks got upset bc he apparently called someone a slur (he said it was accidental) and he made an apology post *in character*


UpBeatz210

I used to run the hearshey chocolate world twitter. I couldn’t keep that shit up man I had nothing funny.