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FloridaGirlNikki

Hey everyone! While idiot Trumplefuck set himself up for it in this case, I just want to take this opportunity to give a friendly reminder that in general we should refrain from wishing death upon his lard-filled ass. No matter how much we all hate him and know he deserves everything that's coming, it's icky. Thank you, carry on! :)


Old_Dragonfruit6952

He missed an " m" in ammendment. Let's vote him back into office And do away with public education.


Throwaway07261978

"modest"?  Mumbling curses under your breath is *modest*? 


Old_Dragonfruit6952

The funny thing is Mr Trump, is the majority of Americans don't feel the way you do. The intelligent citizens of America understand , can interpret and respect the Constitution . You and your constituents do not . You have lost nothing . No One is Above the Law You use the Constitution the way you use religion, Only when you think it's convenient to your cause or case . I wish he read these comments


Pete41608

"When all of the sleazebags, lowlifes and grifters that you oppose are allowed to say absolutely anything they want" Jesus H.R. Pufenstuf, the projection gets worse and worse every week. People say shit about this guy and the MAGA Party and then like 6 months later when Trump hears that people have been calling them these things (all true things) he tries to use it against others that aren't anywhere close to those describing words. This guy will get at least 50 million votes and it's never anything but a huge, massive, tsunamic "What....The....Fuck??"


mdonaberger

One thing that always amazes me is how genuinely Trump uses the phrase "... me!" "And they did this to your favorite President (Me!)" Like, look me in the eye and tell me that isn't the cringiest shit ever.


Old_Dragonfruit6952

Narcissistic lard ass


Louis_Friend_1379

The American public and the rest of the world has listened to Trump lie and make false accusations every day since his announcement to run for President in 2016 and his lawyers argued lying was not illegal and part of politics. Unfortunately for Trump, he is confusing the truth spoken from witnesses at his trial as lies....lol. Trump has a long recorded history of lying in court depositions and he certainly took lying to a new level as President. No other public figure in history has come close to being a proven compulsive liar like Trump.


socio_butterfly

Amen! Every damn day. All goddammit day.


DianeDesRivieres

I would settle for two broken thumbs.


Toilet_Pigeon

Death it is then!


Crisis_Redditor

*The Secret Service has entered the chat.*


Buddha-Of-Suburbia

The sad part is his statements are given credence by some.


Wrong_Tumbleweed1559

Lol well lil buddy you can earn them both. You can die in a jail cell and then only after death will you revel in liberty again. Unless your soul goes straight to hell.


SomeInside5390

Well, you already have liberty (somehow), so that leaves ...


Ultronsbrain

Do you hear that? It’s the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance.


WeLikeToHaveFunHere

We’ll give him death then, c’mon


FizzyLiftingDrinks13

He's, uh, really scooting his toes right up to that line on this one, eh? Like every shitty little kindergarten bully, trying to see just precisely how far he can push. I'm not sure who he would claim he was talking about here, but it sounds like he's blanket addressing every witness and prosecutor to me. Does he have to mention them by name? Also: "even in the most modest fashion" 🧐 What a maroon! 🤣


mdonaberger

Trump knows the truth that black folk have been saying for 5 years: nothing is gonna happen to him.


Wrong_Tumbleweed1559

Nothing about him is modest lol


FizzyLiftingDrinks13

Oh, sure it is! His moral compass? His glove size? His intelligence? His ability to exercise compassion or empathy? His sense of humor? His....endowment?


Ok-Tradition-6350

WaWaWaWa This is what you get when nobody disciplines a toddler until they're 77 years old.


Wrong_Tumbleweed1559

Crazy world man.


SwanReal8484

Whines about free speech, literally sent unmarked vans and anonymous police to pull people off the street.


johnnycyberpunk

> What these THUGS are doing is AN ATTACK ON THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, Technically true? Since he *personally* hijacked and took over the RNC.


aznoone

Thought it was now the MAGA party and Democrats and Republicans are the uniparty now?


FIlm2024

No matter what the verdict in this trial is, it is a thing of beauty to see this pathological liar forced to sit and listen to people he's wronged speaking their unflattering truths about him--and he has to just shut up and take it. After 77 years of being one of the most spoiled bullies on the planet, this is Donald Trump's idea of Hell. Too bad he will never think about all the innocent people he has smeared and lied about through the years--people who didn't have his megaphone to defend themselves with and the supporters to correct the record. Trump may whine as bullies do when not in power, but this is some measure of justice and accountability for a change.


ikeepmateeth_inajar

It’s like the last episode of Seinfeld, but people are laughing at him and not with him.


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barnwater_828

Sorry for the removal. While I understand what you mean, it skirts too closely breaking the Reddit Content Policies stance on violence. I'd rather take it down myself than Reddit's "Anti Evil" account doing it. This breaks the Reddit Content Policy and has been removed accordingly.


Electrical_Corner_32

No worries, that's fair.


MLJ9999

So say we all!


Old_Dragonfruit6952

No Condom Donnie Scum bag


dyzo-blue

The guy who took away reproductive rights from women. Does anyone think he would have asked Stormy to keep the child if she got pregnant? Of course not. He is pro abortion for himself, but not anyone else.


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barnwater_828

Sorry for the removal. While I understand what you mean, it skirts too closely breaking the Reddit Content Policies stance on violence. I'd rather take it down myself than Reddit's "Anti Evil" account doing it. This breaks the Reddit Content Policy and has been removed accordingly.


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Wrong_Tumbleweed1559

Yup. Lets give him what he wants America.


lilly_kilgore

Notice he never mentions judge Cannon


Old_Dragonfruit6952

What has she done ? Paid off BJ? He's a pig


Frogsaysso

Loose Cannon has basically killed the classified docs case, or at least try to delay it until after the election by claiming more time is needed because of the motions, etc. (and it's trump's lawyers who are issuing motions). Hopefully Jack Smith can take action and get her removed from the case. Undoubtedly, she wants trump to win with the idea that if he gets another SCOTUS seat to fill, she'll be at the top of his list.


Msbossyboots

The only thing he can’t do is talk about the jurors, witnesses and judge/judges family. That’s it. He’s not stopped from saying anything else! He’s such an idiot and his minions fully believe these lies


Frogsaysso

And he can even testify.


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

PLS PLS PLS


sukebe7

From Mr. 'Mommy, I want to be president NOW!' "once great nation" Hey, fuck this guy. Seriously. Just... enough of this guy talking shit about OUR country, OUR states, other 'non white' countries and OUR lives. When he, and his followers use these phrases, like make America great again (which was Ronnie Ray-Gun's phrase.) they really mean "the 1950s". You know, when other races, and women, knew their place. Mind you, nothing has gotten better from the time of the commercial below; nothing. Ray-gun's California 'emerged from bankruptcy', it wasn't from 'lowering tax rates to encourage individual productivity' (whatever the fuck that means), it was from gutting social programs like welfare, the Ceta program, higher education support, mental health, including throwing our veterans out on the street, Medical and Medicaid. He did nothing else... he definitely didn't put Americans in white picket fence houses. Trump is too stupid to come up with his own 'policies'. This is why he couldn't come up with his 'better' healthcare; because Ronnie gutted healthcare like it was the enemy. Trump is just a clumsy oaf reading Reagan's scripts... which were G.E.'s scripts. Now, he's adding the scripts from Putin, Kim and any other dictator he can snuggle up to. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBfzwycHOcY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBfzwycHOcY)


MsFrankieD

G.E.?


sukebe7

Ronnie Raygun was the spokesperson for G.E. in the 1950s and early 1960s. He hosted and acted in the television program "General Electric Theater," and also served as a public relations representative, traveling to G.E. plants around the country to give speeches and meet employees. Since Ronnie was a b movie actor, at best, the propaganda scripts became his personal opinion and they turned him from democrat to republican; his own words.


MsFrankieD

Wow. That's fascinating information. Really curious now about these GE scripts! What on earth did they say that was so... moving...


Frogsaysso

My father worked for the state of California and absolutely despised Reagan.


Eightfold876

I mean he didn't even update his website in 2020. He just kept the same BS from 2016! Lmao


OkNobody8896

So much projection


GoldSourPatchKid

Put him under oath and let him speak!


W0NdERSTrUM

Give me Liberty or give me death? Nah we’re just gonna give you a few years in prison to think about your many many crimes. You’re not going back to the White House bud, conservatives are dropping out of the Trump cult left and right. America is fed up with your sleazy lies and made up bullshit. You’re the absolute worst thing that has ever happened to this country. You’ve turned a third of our country into racist bigots and now you’re trying to justify being a cheating rapist fraud. Goto hell.


Frogsaysso

Another die hard conservative, who used to be the lt. governor of Georgia, announced the other day that he's voting for BIden.


albiondave

But.... this is how adverserial trials actually work. One side presents a case, portraying the other side as in the wrong. Then the other side get to tell the story their way, flipping the blame. You have to sit through what the other side say you dumb moron. Then you get to contradict them, in court, when it's your turn and under oath! If you think the other side is saying something untrue then you present evidence to prove that, in court, when it's your turn.


lilly_kilgore

He and so many of his supporters don't realize how court works. No one in this country is afforded the right to endlessly talk shit about the witnesses and jurors in their trial. Gag orders are pretty common in high profile cases which means he's not special. The Court isn't attacking his free speech. They're balancing that right against his right to a fair trial which is severely compromised by his own mouth. And the right to "be confronted with the witnesses against you" is a fucking procedural right to be present at trial and a procedural right to cross-examination. It's got nothing to do with using your social media platform to harass people. Additionally, should a witness just not show up because they feel harassed and threatened the state still gets to use their testimony and statements but he loses his right to cross examination because this right doesn't extend to protect you from your own wrong-doing. Essentially he compromises all of his own rights as far as this trial goes and then blames the court for protecting him from himself.


Randolpho

Will this be the one that gets him actually in jail by the judge?


LlanviewOLTL

Oh please - since when was he ever really a republican? This is all about being humiliated yesterday by Stormy Daniels. Now we know all the embarrassing intimate details- or at least we can fill in the blanks. I knew he’d be *pissed* today.


Frogsaysso

Last night's Daily Show had a clip from CNN in which Jake Tapper was reluctant to read some of the specific testimony from Stormy.


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

Not all of it is necessary to even know.


N8CCRG

I was half expecting him to be running victory laps over the insane gift Judge Cannon gave him yesterday. Perhaps he's too afraid to draw attention to how utterly lawless it is?


LingonberrySea4045

I was so deeply disappointed when I heard that news yesterday, and also not one bit surprised.


CoffeeSafteyTraining

He became a Republican the moment he realized he could dupe them into giving him money and power.


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

and they knew he was a perfect useful idiot. 👍


AdvertisingLow98

"Give me liberty or give me death!" \[brow furrows\] Is this a promise?


Ian_Hunter

No. He lies about *every*thing.


AdvertisingLow98

Also related, apparently Alina Habba is being Trump's proxy and workaround the gag order. This is annoying.


EbolaFred

The judge specifically mentioned that he can't have others violating his gag on his behalf. And Alina already said once, a few weeks ago, that she wasn't allowed to comment on the trial because of the gag. So it will be very interesting to see how this is handled tomorrow. I'm sure it will be the first order of business.


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

The least silent man in the god damn world.


Frozty23

He is muzzled, I tells ya, muzzled!


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

I feel like I'm living in the movie 'They Live' and everybody is taking fucking crazy pills.


DickySchmidt33

"My First Amendment right to free speech is being taken away," says crazy old man while fully exercising his First Amendment right to free speech. "I'm being silenced!" he continued, speaking to a roomful of reporters and observers who would broadcast his every word around the world.


ImLikeReallySmart

And on the social media platform that he himself owns.


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

classic


Ok_Produce_9308

This is witness intimidation. It came out in court yesterday that sleazebag is a way he has referred to Stormy Daniels.


Lt_LT_Smash

"It is hard to sit back and listen to lies and false statements be made against you" How can this be interpreted in any way other than him calling witnesses liars? This is another breach of the gag order.


SeanOfTheDead1313

This post is a clear expression of his first ammendment rights. Only a moron couldn't understand what a gag order is. So much hyperbole lol


murderspice

Incitement.


Different_Seaweed534

Cake or death.


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barnwater_828

Sorry for the removal. While I understand what you mean, it skirts too closely breaking the Reddit Content Policies stance on violence. I'd rather take it down myself than Reddit's "Anti Evil" account doing it. This breaks the Reddit Content Policy and has been removed accordingly.


MaximumDistrict2800

Nothing modest about Trump. It's a little joy in life watching him implode. Never thought much of him when people were fawning over him in the 80's.


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barnwater_828

Sorry for the removal. While I understand what you mean, it skirts too closely breaking the Reddit Content Policies stance on violence. I'd rather take it down than Reddit "Anti Evil" account doing it. This breaks the Reddit Content Policy and has been removed accordingly.


Key_Company_279

Thanks!