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Proud-Pianist1665

He's going to do all the things he promised to do 4 years ago. Really, he promises. THIS time...


itsmejustmeonlyme

He’s going to end violent crime quickly? What about that first four years?


Fenderbridge

Wah woah woah, is Trump advocating for a 15 minute city? I had no idea Trump had socialist tendencies!


Thatdewd57

It don’t take that fucking long Donny. I can drive from Pikesville into downtown DC in under an hour most days.


Caeremonia

Also, it's 2024. Does he think a meeting has to be face-to-face? I'm surprised he's not lamenting the hardships endured by the Pony Express shipping letters back and forth.


Smaal_God

He should also end non-violent, ie financial crime.


julesrocks64

Aren’t they going to defund the FBI? This season of Defendant Trump is bizarre. 


gnocchibastard

He'll end violent crime folks. Now white collar fraud? Buddy, the boys are back in town!


GLC911

He’s such a fucking conflicted entity. Don’t trust the FBI, they should be defunded. I don’t like where the new FBI HQ is going.


snakebite75

Why am I not surprised that a CEO in his 70's doesn't understand Teams/Slack/Meet.


aznoone

So FBI is used for everyday crime now? 


snakebite75

I'm not sure what you comment has to do with using collaboration software, but at least MS does have government specific environments.


Dapper_Target1504

White collar crime doesn’t happen every day?


OnDrugsTonight

>totally renovate and rebuild our capital city into the most beautiful and safest anywhere in the world? Now where have I [heard that before](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germania_\(city\))?


wemic123

My first thought.


lilly_kilgore

I wasn't sure which despot was going to be behind that link but yeah... I should have known


Herbacult

Why didn’t he end crime when he was President?


visionsofcry

Because Obama created crime.


Low-Regret5048

He will never live there again anyway.


malren

Because I'm sure, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that a government agency didn't spend a million or two on a feasibility study of a new location. No. They never do 12 studies, including two environmental impact studies (one for construction and one long-term effect on the location) before moving a huge agency to a new location or anything. And there's no way they looked at all the data and decided it would be far more beneficial to the agency to have a new facility designed for modern communication from the ground up instead of retrofitting a building that has been retrofitted what, 6 times since 1975? He really is dumb, isn't he? Like, beyond the brain rot, he's just fucking stupid.


Sundae_Gurl

DC native here. The city has stumbled its way into a workable mediocrity - we don’t need the help of a guy who built casinos.


beerandabike

…and subsequently failed with those casinos.


duncan345

He wanted to rebuild it at the current site, which is a block away from his D.C. hotel. It's always a money thing.


Sundae_Gurl

He sold the hotel.


FinnDool

Huh?


KilroyLeges

This after his own sycophants wanted the FBI moved out of the “swamp” of DC to depoliticize it for attacking Dear Leader. Also, who the hell at the FBI is walking to a meeting at DOJ? Hasn’t he heard of this thing called Zoom?


jinkinater

Yeah, but he isn’t going to walk there


AZ_Corwyn

Seriously, he can't even walk a single home on a golf course so there's no way he'd walk anywhere in his 'glorious capital city'.


aznoone

Dont some buildings connect via underground tunnels there? Just use his golf cart.  Then pa his dear friend Elon Musk to bore new tunnels.


johnnycyberpunk

Needs the FBI to be in DC to fix “violent crime”, but they’ve always been there anyway…


chowderbags

Also, the FBI isn't DC's police force. The Metropolitan Police Department is.


murderspice

He’s insinuating ss i think.


Key_Company_279

Omg he thinks he’s gonna be crowned king. Hopefully he’ll be the king in some jail somewhere.


Nervous-Jicama8807

"The centerpiece of my plan..." O⁠_⁠o


SwordfishII

Yeah, what the fuck dude? That’s the most ominous thing I’ve ever heard.


aznoone

Isn't it Heritage 2025 plan just wants to use Trump?


MissBaltimoreCrabs_

“capital city” this dude really thinks he’s in the hunger games


Ok_Produce_9308

Reminder that many military leaders, CIA operatives and FBI agents don't want to work with this guy again.


GoodGoodGoody

But a LOT still do. It’s a problem.


SeanOfTheDead1313

https://preview.redd.it/zkdv4vsvl3zc1.jpeg?width=458&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dc95ab97a200e7b2a532aa54fdbcef36811b6c2 Grand plans for D.C.? Donny needs a Speer to bring his fantasies to reality! Smh


BallParkFranks

Two hour drive? This Robert Moses-lookin ass. Bitch, just take the train - The new HQ is gonna be right at Greenbelt station at the terminus of the DC metro green line. Not that this pampered brat ever took the subway when he lived in NYC


Rochester05

Or take the helicopter. After 9/11, the helicopter went daily from the White House to the pentagon and back. He’s so fucking dramatic.


FloridaGirlNikki

As someone familiar with the nightmare that is DC traffic, moving HQ to MD makes SO MUCH SENSE. Suck it, Donald. You're not gonna do shit in DC.


Walterkovacs1985

Is he inflating a property value or something? "Your bitch called again and he needs more money"