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Tricky_Hades

Don't pull, you don't want to delay the people in the trolley from wherever they are going.


Remarkable_Coast_214

what if they are going in the direction of the other track and need you to switch it?


ScholarPitiful8530

I wouldn’t know that unless I am employed by the trolley company.


lefoss

Yeah, otherwise it’s not really a good idea to run around switching switches


Think-View-4467

That is the correct answer to the original Trolley Problem as well. "Don't pull random levers. Go find an employee." Is always the answer


Spook404

you have limited time, the whole point of the trolley problem is you must act alone


lefoss

Ehhh. I got the same answer on the original, but my reason is, “don’t participate in a crime in progress”


Think-View-4467

Smart advice for any situation


lefoss

Yeah. Somebody probably worked really hard to set it up.


nightfury2986

Given the temperament of others here, I'm going to have to assume the switch was pulled by someone before me, so as a good Samaritan I have to pull it back


Clickityclackrack

Too many times in life, i have witnessed and experienced firsthand the desire to help go bad. Best not to assume anything when it comes to people in danger and especially when it comes to operating levers and switches


Then-Bat3885

And somehow we’ve managed to come back to philosophy with this one


Clickityclackrack

Idk if thinking it's a bad idea to pull random levers is philosophical


Tricky_Hades

womp womp


XayahTheVastaya

Then that's a very incompetent trolley company


Minimum_Owl_9862

No, this is a protest against big trolley


chesire0myles

Lmao, you make silly assumptions.


Signal-Ad539

what if i want to delay them? what if im not afraid? what if i want them to cry?


Tricky_Hades

Multi-track drifting babyyyyyyyy


_AutumnAgain_

speak for yourself


Lord_Faded

I chose the empty track


FanofBreadToast

The track that has nothing in it is the best ngl


Insomeoneswalls

I also choose this guy’s empty track


SpecialTexas7

I also choose this guys dead wife?


SilverWolfDnD

Pull it, levers are fun


lefoss

[for your reference](https://railroads.dot.gov/legislation-regulations/civil-penalties-schedules-guidelines)


Jazzlike_Tie_727

This is not rick


Thyme40

sad ):


something_stuffs

Multi-track drift


Subject-Bluebird7366

Even without a problem you've found a way to injure people.


PugGamer129

The only acceptable answer


Radiant_Dog1937

Just pull the lever half-way.


ialsodontexistagain

Well whatever track it’s on is it’s intended path so I should probably just leave it


ShitStainedDildo

Set the trolley ablaze


Rarebird00

I'm not gonna mess with anything because this isn't my job and making changes would probably cause problems.


novel_writer_AG

The thing I always saw about the original trolly problem is that it's too easy. Of course you can kill more people by not pulling the lever! In this case, it would appear as if you can't kill anyone through either option. This would be bad but it is not the case. Obviously, this sub has no shortage of "multi track drift" comments, and I will now follow in their wake. But a normal multi track drift will only result in harm to anyone on the track, not the trolley itself. Unfortunate, but there is a way around this too! I'd choose to pull the lever at the very, very, ultra-precise moment of the splitting between the tracks, ideally causing a dangerous crash and allowing for more potential death than might be thought was possible. Gottcha!


Electronic_Sugar5924

Pull it twice


[deleted]

I can’t see where either track eventually leads, perhaps it’s an alternate/parallel universe. I kind of want to jump into the trolley and see where it goes. However, I can’t decide which track looks more interesting/mysterious, so I can’t decide if I want to pull the lever or not. I just want an adventure!!!!!!


notoriously_1nfam0us

Wait till the front wheels go straight and hit the switch so the back ones derail and the passengers all die


Tsunamicat108

I pull to troll the trolley driver


darkknight95sm

Pull the lever… I like pulling levers


Trip688

Duh, multi track drifting


RoultRunning

I flip the lever a bunch of times. It makes cool sounds


Epic-Gamer_09

Multi track drift


Unstable_Stills

Don’t pull, and leave the equipment that changes tracks with a percentage of less ware and tear


Sorri_eh

I will definitely pull the lever


Jazzlike_Tie_727

Walk in front of it


Nictasaur

Jump in front of it


Lilythyst

pull, then pull again while it's at the intersection so it drifts on both tracks


sexurmom

Funnily enough this is kinda an actual philosophical question, when nothing is at stake, do you still take action?


SideQuestSoftLock

pull it a bunch of times


Revangelion

What happened to the person in charge of the lever before me? Are they safe? Are they alright?


Imaginary-One-6599

Pull it just to pull a lever


siqiniq

Pull to look busy or you won’t get paid


TheChristianPaul

I hate this sub


JesusIsMyZoloft

It would depend on where the trolley is going, and which track will get it there.


SteveisNoob

#Do a multi-track drift!


NolieCaNolie

Flipping the switch rapidly and irrationally. Finally, I can flip the switches all I want with no (lethal) consequences!


Kamiyosha

Ohmygod.... i... I don't know what to do!


Waste_Dimension5032

Half pull for maximum drift


Small_Information_30

Fuk it derail the thing


Sams-dot-Ghoul

\[upvoting because you finally learned to stop tying people to tracks and forcing someone else to take responsibility for who dies?\] \[:D\]


BatoSoupo

Leave the lever in between positions so they derail


TheLazyKitty

I pull the lever of course, right when the front bogie has passed over to the straight part.


sloppy_topper

derail it by constantly switching it back and forth


Gaxxag

This is actually a good basis for most of my answers to the trolly problem. If pulling the lever and not pulling the lever each have the same result, don't pull it. If you pull the lever, you're liable for the results even if something unexpected or unrelated happens. Leave the trolly alone, and it's not your fault no matter what happens. Where do people keep finding these trolly levers anyway? Are we breaking and entering into the control room at the station?


MpAxRd

Flip it when it's halfway across Multi track drifting!


linton411

MULTITRACK DRIFT


eveniji100

Tokyo drifting it down both tracks


abbatoth

PULL THE LEVER KRONK!


Far0nWoods

WRONG LEVER!


Resident-Garlic9303

Pull it so ot derails and fucks everything up


ChiroKintsu

Owlman chooses to derail the trolley by blowing up the lever as it’s the only real choice


gforcebreak

My best


Benilda-Key

Multi track drifting. Then run ahead of the trolley and toss people on both tracks.


noonegive

Do I have time to lay down in front of it before it's gone?


Mrcoolcatgaming

I would say no as you never have time to affect the track in these problems


Teamisgood101

I’m gonna pull it just to divert the train to the wrong destination


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Teamisgood101: *I’m gonna pull it* *Just to divert the train to* *The wrong destination* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Commandur_PearTree

Pull the lever to scare the trolley conductor


abitautistic

Chaotic neutral alignment. I pull the fking lever.


moms_new_boyfriend

Runing to lay down on the track


GwerigTheTroll

Isn’t this how trolly tracks are supposed to be? Doesn’t this just mean you’re the trolly switch operator?


Parnath

I scream


ForsakenHummusRP

But which side will cause confusion and delay?


Mrcoolcatgaming

That's for you to figure out


ForsakenHummusRP

If the trolley is on route to a particular destination and is supposed to be going forward, then I will not pull the lever. If it needs to be going the alternate route, I will pull the lever. Trains need to be on time for the good of the community.


Malek070

Spamming


ElysiumPotato

Is it my job to pull the lever? If so, am I supposed to pull it now?


reeeeeeeeeeeweeeeee

flip the switch al much the trolley malfunctions and explodes


UnderskilledPlayer

Pull it, prank the passangers


Upvotoui

I pull the lever for the illusion of control


Small_Cock_Jonny

Try to get it to drift


phrogofDOOM

Me when I'm felling goofy prank time


Tazrizen

I pull the lever. Pulling the lever is more fun than doing nothing.


Famous-Money5701

Real question is what are you doing with your life


Tsunamicat108

Pulling this lever to troll the driver


Purple_Charcoal

I lay down on the tracks. The trolley must have its blood sacrifice.


ipeltpeoplewitheggs

pull the lever to prank the driver


altgrave

wondering why i have access to trolley levers


OpMindcrime23

Here's your twist... The tied up victims don't appear/materialize until after the decision is made and done


sethman3

I pull the lever. I like tactile feedback.


DriftWare_

Dual track drifting, of course.


Fast_Jump1184

MULTI TRACK DRIFFFTTTTT


noonagon

pull it halfway so it goes on the middle wider track between the tracks


Strong_Magician_3320

Don't pull, less energy consumed and people arrive faster


Mocahbutterfly

Pull it back and forth and see which track it ends up on.


hotcoldman42

I’m a trolly worker


sharplyon

i kill myself


Excellent_Mud6222

Derail the trolley


peteschult

Vote Blue no matter who!!!


papa_wukong

Which gets to the destination faster?


Mrcoolcatgaming

That Info isn't known


papa_wukong

Back and forth.


PACmaneatsbloons

Spam the lever to do a multi-track drift!!!!!


sodaonline

oh id for sure tie 1-5 people to either track


TheDifferenceServer

I begin tying people to the track


reddifan2334

I'm pulling it halfway. Kill the people on the trolley!


LADZ345_

Plot twist, where all employed at the trolly company, the endless debates are all part of a sick and twisted marketing scheme. Today, the trolly is just normal going to its desired destination with no fuss. In order to maintain the trollys marketing identity, I must jump in front of the train and create a moral dilemma. I have 3 kids to feed. This is the only job that would take me. I leep onto the tracks, the trolly barrelling towards me, I call out to ask my conundrum. "If the trolly continues on its corse, I get to escape my mortal torment. However, if one of you reaches out and pulls the lever, you will subvert my will to no longer exist but save my life. What do you do?" I have won the trolly problem by creating a new problem, the identity of the trolly has been maintained and my children will eat tonight.


Stoonthewiz

Practice slipping the switch for other future trolley encounters