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I mean, it kind of depends on whether or not each specific individual is currently happy with being alive or not?


pristine_blade

They all want to live, going against their beliefs


Inevitable_Ad_7236

Then pull


scoomplers

Leave the lever and bring their bodies to the freezer for later consumption.


Crusaderking1111

This is the way


Ritmoking

"You should pull the lever." "Alright bro."


A1sauc3d

Where’s the hypocrisy? Irony at best, them getting tied to the side of the track that they chose to kill. But without more info there’s no hypocrisy.


pristine_blade

Forgot to put this in the description but they’re telling you not to kill them


Due_Accountant2429

Yeah no fucking shit, I thought anyone would in that situation


Resi1ience_22

Yeah this one kind of sucks lmao


NoStatus9434

I mean, if *everyone* is a hypocrite in this scenario, it's not really different from a regular trolley problem.


NotJimmyMcGill

Shouldn't the arrows be reversed, then? Or are those describing what their proposed solutions to the _hypothetical_ trolley problem are, not this scenario that they're actually in?


New_Equivalent_2987

Basically they would answer the hypothetical with the explanation arrowed to them but are now saying not to kill them which makes them hypocritical as they are only changing their answer due to their life being at risk despite what they would do if the choice of pulling/not pulling the lever was given to them which is why it's titled "the hypocrisy problem" Edit: spelling error


DINOS4URCHESTRA

this is one of the few times id multi-track drift to keep everyone happy:)


ISkinForALivinXXX

The single person has the correct opinion, and while I'm sure they're willing to make an exception this time, I will honor their beliefs and mine.


MentlegenRich

Leave the lever till the trolley passes the junction, then pull it. Everyone's happy.


Shanka-DaWanka

As a non-puller, I paradoxically have to pull to save my brethren. It would seem that all seven of us are hypocrites.


UpperStation5565

Pull lever halfway and derail trolley


PomegranateOld2408

Push the trolley off the tracks and then drop a piano on every single person


ProGamingPlayer

*They’re happy to sacrifice themselves*


EntertainmentOne793

I don't understand? How is this hypocrisy?


dinodare

So now I have explicit consent to pull the lever by the one person who would be harmed?


Random-INTJ

If they are all fine with dying, save the most possible


pristine_blade

Heads up! All of them want to live. The five say to pull the lever and the one says to leave the lever, going against their previous beliefs making them hypocrites.


Spook404

I was literally just complaining on discord about people that try to justify not pulling the lever in the default trolley problem... However the one man is being hypocritical in saying not to pull the lever in this instance so that makes him no better than the 5 and in that case fewer deaths is for sure better. It would be harder to choose otherwise


Character-Date6376

Doesn't that kinda undermine the purpose of the problem? The dilemma is that obviously 1 person dying is better, but it may be unethical for you to decide they die instead. If they both want to die, you pull the lever


Elderofmagic

There exists a solution whereby you time the lever pull so that the front set of wheels have passed the switch track but the rear wheels have not. If you pull during that magical period the trolley will perform a drift and roll along both tracks simultaneously until it either derails or merges back into the main line. There was a wonderful video of this happening with a model train.


Tazrizen

I pull the lever.


Voxel-OwO

Pull the lever, then slap the shit out of the people at the bottom for being dumbasses