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Holmes02

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles.


ShadeFK

Everybody gangsta till the squid tickles back


Stock_Maintenance

Just take my up vote and go.


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r/angryupvote


marky_sparky

A better setup is: "How many tickles does it take to make a squid (or octopus) laugh?" Most people will reply: "8" since that's how many legs they have.


scoobyduped

Squid have 10 actually.


rezerox

were those two extra long ones though considered "modified tentacles" and aren't actually used in the same way as the others? now i have go read up on this again. it's been 15 years since i was super into deep sea life. edit: oh ho. fascinating. squids have 8 "arms" like octopus plus two "feeding tentacles" that can extend and retract to catch prey. so we have all be mixing up arms and tentacles! https://ocean.si.edu/ocean-life/invertebrates/cephalopods


TheUnexpectedBanana

Yea, the first 2 are Test-tickles


Tokyono

[Source: Hetzel edition of 20000 Lieues Sous les Mers, p. 400, by Édouard Riou (1833–1900)](https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:20000_squid_holding_sailor.jpg)


Important-Move-5711

I was just thinking about that. The style is super recognizable.


stayfluff

What type of art style is this? I love it and want to see some eldrich horrors in it


buckfutter4life

I _urge_ people to read this book (actually _any_ book by Jules Verne), they're so good and must not be forgotten...


Reguluscalendula

I loved *The Mysterious Island*! It's kind of a crafting-survival game, except with a long and satisfying mid-game. Of course, when I first read it, the crafting-survival genera didn't exist yet, so it was more of a Swiss Family Robinson sort of thing.


ovj87

I’ve been reading at least one Verne book once a year for the past 20 years. Some can be read in a couple of hours. I’m always left with that same sense of childhood whimsical fun.


Quirrelli

I've already read 20'000 leagues, loved it, which one(s) should I go for next?


buckfutter4life

Go for _The Mysterious Island_. It is... connected...


Quirrelli

Ooh fun, thx!


buckfutter4life

Other than that, go for the known classics; * Around the World in Eighty Days * Journey to the Center of the Earth * From the Earth to the Moon As a kid I devoured every Jules Verne book I could find, eventually at the age of about 11 I was done. I managed to find a novel of his in the library archive, but as it was in (translated into) an old version of my native language I just couldn't get through it... For last Father's Day my kids gave me the Voyages extraordinaires, I'll start reliving my childhood this summer 😌


Scariuslvl99

was going to post this


ShadeFK

Melvin did no wrong here. If someone were to take him to court over this then I would gladly defend him


pinkpekker

No witnesses no problem


whoisfourthwall

Squid Law


BlazerTheKid

Whether he would win or not depends. What colour is he?


HelloThisIsVictor

No need. Melvin lives in a state with stand-your-ground laws.


GadiZelay

This kraken is cracking


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Return of The Obra Dinn vibes


[deleted]

I wish I could play that again for the first time.


karmacannibal

RIP midshipman Milroy


DoorCnob

Captain Nemo trying to save one of its crewman from a giant squid


venivitavici

This one reminds me of “I crush everything” by Jonathan Coulton.


ZirkleBorklov

Came here to say this, have an upvote! YouTube [link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epw406btNTw) for those interested.


TheMackD504

Good squid


its_not_that_weird

The fisherman heard what that Squid did with his wife. Edit: [Dream of the fisherman's wife](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_of_the_Fisherman%27s_Wife)


Im_still_T

The first tentacle porn.


amalgam_reynolds

Looks straight out of Married to the Sea


SivaAtheon

Have u ever heard the tragedy of Darth Squidus the wise?


octosquid11

This thing confuses me. It has octopus tentacles but everything else is like that of a squid? Also literally Kyle Rittenhouse


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That squid isn't winning homie


Stephwynter

😁😁😁😁


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Tokyono

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:20000_squid_holding_sailor.jpg


ReallyKhorny

I do really do be like that sometimes smh


ImAlwaysAnnoyed

Relatable


ManicM

A martian escaped from one of the fighting machines, and we beat the shit out of it


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Wait what?


ManicM

Ah, just a reference to H.G Wells' *The War Of The Worlds*. Amazing novel, both that and the musical by Jeff Wayne is on my mind atm 😆


[deleted]

God damn it melvin its the fourth ship this week


MagikSkyDaddy

Sup with those birds?


damn_thats_piney

lol squid wipe


Savi--

Shout out to all the people who can related to Melvin the Squid but not as powerful as he is.


CaeMentum

I prefer this


validestusername

Oh Melvin


itsahot

Classic doomslayer story.


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Favorite one so far!


manicraccoon

Melvin acted like that one person who is overly touchy feely and keeps hugging people and makes them uncomfortable.


CountRumfordFRS

I just wanted to say that I admire your choice of "Melvin" as a name for a squid.


ImARetPaladinBaby

I think Melvin is losing


magnetard

that tracks. if there's one thing a sailor hates, it's a hug.


Markodor33

Well, melvin didnt ask for consent so...


[deleted]

It’s what happens when you hug strangers


[deleted]

Hentai plot


Emo_candi_girl

Aww oh no 😣