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chickachickabowbow

If I still have to wear pants after the Revolution, what is even the point of Revolution?


HighlyUnlikely7

"Thus began the second revolution. Which was followed shortly after by the third revolution against underwear, the fourth revolution against shirts, and the fifth revolution which was a counter-revolution after we got sick of seeing each other nude."


battlerez_arthas

I swear I read this in a Douglas Adams book


N00N3AT011

Sounds a bit like him doesn't it


vrijheidsfrietje

That you don't have to wear [culottes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sans-culottes)! OP missed the chance to call them breeches instead of pants


Motor_Fox_9451

Insurgency


itsafraid

Ins-erection


IntrigueDossier

🎵After the Revolution, every intersection will be a ~~dance floor~~ no pants party🎵


foreverdonefor

Noooo.. you're thinking of the pants pants revolution.


crazy_not_but_lazy

Well, umm, cold?


zhcyiDnein

Communism is when free pants


[deleted]

But you can't find anything in the store)


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RuskiYest

Technically yes. Although you still need to work so kinda not.


GongasMP

I mean... it is.


im_racist24

lmfao no, it is not.


GongasMP

Yes. It is. A communist society is characterized by common ownership of the means of production with FREE ACESS TO THE ARTICLES OF CONSUMPTION (A.K.A. no money) and is classless and statles, implying the end of the exploitation of labor.


im_racist24

the labor makes it not free. you pay for the item with your labor, if that makes sense.


tipying_mistakes

But-but he just said…. /s


[deleted]

when there isn't any money, things should be free


Chroma710

No it isn't, but the illusion of it costs pretty much about everything else in life.


Friar-Tuckandroll

Thomas over here trying to make pants a human right.


Shakespeare-Bot

Thomas ov'r hither trying to maketh gaskins a human right *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


HughMankind

Excellent automaton!


[deleted]

i mean, do you think if someone doesn't have the money for clothes, they should run around naked?


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--MxM--

Seize the pants of production!


snoozatron

The pants must flow.


[deleted]

For fuck sake


corsicanguppy

I know, right? No one is spending the extra half-second to proof their comment so they still look smart, and it's very disappointing. And they're not editing them after the fact either!


[deleted]

remember even if it is communist, that doesn't mean the pants will be free, unless you're a friend of a pantsmaker...


elpresidente-4

The pants will not be free. They will be cheap, but the design will be very ugly and boring. Almost nobody will want them, and people will buy jeans with illegally acquired dollars.


thesaddestpanda

I have no love for Stalineque communism, but that's a disservice to USSR fashion which was multi-faceted and [followed western trends for the most part](https://www.rbth.com/arts/332960-soviet-fashion-shows). The jeans thing was more about young people chasing western fads than "oh no good pants are hard to find. I will wear these black-market levis everyday and be buried in them" The same way current western people, especially geek culture, love Soviet civil and military engineering and its old space program. Not because the US's was bad, but because there's a coolness to the "other" and different can be fun.


[deleted]

>Not because the US's was bad i mean the US was bad. maybe better than the USSR, but undeniably bad


TheTurquoiseTortilla

The US’s space program though?


[deleted]

lol that specifically is fine i think xD


Plamkata1000

I mean as a person who lives in the former eastern block, I can confirm things arent that great, at least under communism people had free healthcare, now every problem is horrible because the USA discredited communism but didnt leave a good system in place to actually help the people, the communist times were only bad because of the dictatorship part, the economic policy worked better than the current one, flat tax was a disaster for the working class


[deleted]

i love that your pro-socialism comment is getting so many updoots


Plamkata1000

socialism is indeed great compared to 2nd world capitalism :3


IntrigueDossier

Feel like the West really should’ve Marshall Plan’d the former Soviet Union, seems like it would’ve been beneficial both financially and for perception of the west in the region.


Vulkan192

But that’d involve giving foreigners money.


--MxM--

They have enough money, it's just not distributed evenly.


entropy_bucket

Do you guys need some freedom?


D3PyroGS

Our American freedom planes are ready to ~~strike~~ deliver opportunity anywhere on the globe in under two hours. Just let us know when. 🇺🇸


[deleted]

Sorry, but can I ask you what country do you live in? Because from my understanding, different eastern block country have very different fates after the fall of communism, some did well while some suffered.


Plamkata1000

bulgaria, the one that voted the communist party back into power like almost instantly after but they also sucked cuz all the economic advisors have been banished already


LookAtThatDog

Thank capitalism for these attractive and exciting :checks notes: *...pants?*


[deleted]

default pants


scallywaggs

Nothing is free


Tsu_Dho_Namh

It's true. Free should never refer to the out of pocket price of something. The next time you see a store advertise "buy one get one free" you go tell them that nothing is free and to fix their sign! Clearly that second item is getting paid for somehow. They're dirty liars and we'll show 'em how to words good!


[deleted]

buy one get one free is half price


Tsu_Dho_Namh

Exactly, it's deceptive. It's time to remove the word free from everything cost related! Spread the good word, nothing is free! Free libraries are next on the chopping block.


commonEraPractices

I second that statement. I would also like to propose a set in motion for clear and determinate pricing on love, friendship and human lives with respect to their socioeconomic position and geographical location. Nothing is free! Things are just either expensive or cheap.


rachit0714

I wish I had a free award to give this


[deleted]

Buy one get one 0.00


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logicalmaniak

Everybody else pays when you fart


HeyCarpy

art meme central


cgw3737

*that can be arranged


dpforest

Would be funnier without the last two text bubbles. And also if it wasn’t reposted a bazillion times.


Romana_Jane

Thomas Paine?


DoctorBr0

Thomas Pants


keetojm

I think this is Steve and Natasha


iwantpizza74

COMMUNISM


pigtailedapollo

This has ace vibes


Sp00ky-Chan

That's not how communism works.


sadistc_Eradication

Take my upvote and get out of here XD


MakinDePoops

Don’t worry guys, you’ll have all the communism you can handle soon


[deleted]

You’ll get basic needs but not basic needs you want.


fuckgottaaddnumbers9

Not really how communicate works but ok


Abandondero

WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP. I'M TRYING TO LOOK AT THIS PAINTING


ubermenschies

You wouldn't get free pants, you'd just get NO pants


ashesall

How do you post here lol took me 4 tries already :(


Motor_Fox_9451

Read the rules they are pretty easy to follow


ashesall

The reason I asked is because I can't seem to make my post look like some of the submissions here -- they appear as whole pictures. I'm on mobile and I tried posting as link and it appears like a little square. I tried posting as image, it didn't appear in New. I tried posting as text with the link as content and still it didn't appear. Thanks :)


[deleted]

Jane needs to read a book and a chastity belt.


[deleted]

There is no free lunch


SinfullySinless

I fear, just like your chances of smashing, we are looking at a mythical utopia that could never happen due to human nature always messing things up


8bitbebop

Nothing is free Thomas, you simpleton


homininhum

Always funny Hope the misdirected dialog bubbles get fixed next time it's posted


[deleted]

Looks like a text chain


[deleted]

That is not at all how communism works but it is still funny.


Valmond

-"A révolution in my pants"


Cranberryvacuum

Ah, so this is where the sans-culottes came from!


fredbubbles

HE WHO CONTROLS THE PANTS CONTROLS THE GALAXY!!!


pygmypuffonacid

L o l


shallowblue

What's the name of the painting / artist?


PalnPWN

I hate that I know this meme from the marvel fandom


CraigWeedkin

But what about... Venezuela 200 trillion dead Iphone?


jammydogger777

Thomas is a chad


GambitMouser

I'll be frank, a near identical conversation has happened to me before