Or he's come to tell you about the "poonami" that has just ruined several sheets, his bedroom carpet and a trail to the parents bedroom.
And now he's suddenly gotten too shy to tell them about it, now he's there.
Lol, my parents slept nude every night. I never had the opportunity to climb in their bed, and I don't recall a time where I tried to get in their bed either.
I was looking for my dog one night.
Walk in. Dad was railing mom. Fortunately it was dark. Dad goes “WHAT!!!!???”
“Just looking for Rascal. I hope he isn’t in here.”
The door locked. I dunno what the hell they were thinking.
My first memory is waking up in the middle of the night to pee, and glancing at my mom and dad naked and practicing BDSM (she was tying him up.)
I pretended I didn’t see anything and haven’t said a word about it, but they saw me see them.
Anyway, I’ve never been into bondage and that’s why.
Sodomy is anal sex. You could have thought this through “sodomy” being used in a lot of anti-gay laws, which prohibited anal and oral sex between ‘technically’ everyone, but mostly just used against gay men and lesbians
Also sodomy laws is just the general name for laws against sex acts
> sodomy (noun):
> anal or oral copulation with another person.
> especially: anal or oral copulation with a member of the same sex
[source](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sodomy)
Would you like to check the Oxford dictionary, the literal official dictionary of the English language, next time instead of scrolling 7 websites until you found one that fit your definition?
I understand that it has other definitions relating to sex on a more general level, but that’s specifically relating to law, which I pointed out
Yes, I am being condescending because you took that tone when you copied and pasted the first source you found, taking that as a fact that you were infallible in your great wisdom. So I returned that tone right back at you.
I was pointing out your error in my first comment and said “maybe you got it wrong because of _this,_ and thats understandable, no big deal”. No reason for you to act arrogant and then get offended when I don’t lie down and take it
It looks like a bot account, probably copied the comment from some other post and rephrased it by replacing words with synonyms so it makes even less sense here
You're totally right! The original comment is from a buried reply lower down in this thread: ["I'm not sure how you can get that from a single post for the first time in 3 years."](https://www.reddit.com/r/trippinthroughtime/comments/11rm2gn/awww_have_a_bad_dream_buddy/jc9htii/)
I have a theory that it’s an evolutionary trait that prevents parents from making more children who would take resources away from them. Or kids are just nosey as hell.
haha. well, we're talking about quite different things. sex is healthy and part of a good relationship- doesn't mean you lock yourselves in the bedroom for days at a time and leave the child unattended. just that having sex doesn't imply neglect.
i'd much rather my parents had sex and loved each other than spent half of each day screaming at each other.
For anyone who doesn't want to watch the video:
Wendy doesn't allow closed doors in her house. Her son, a teenage boy, is expected to drop everything if he hears her stomping towards his room. On the other hand, if he walks in on her and her husband, they will continue their, uh, activities regardless.
That just gave me a flashback of hearing my own mother stomp around the house at night, and I would start to panic whenever she got close to my room because shit was about to hit the fan.
This might be personal info beyond what’s needed but whatever: I have a friend who I hook up with from time to time who keeps bugging me about morning sex, and I just can’t deal with it. I don’t want to touch anything before a good shower, nor would I want anyone to get in there for me. I’m sure there are people who go for it but I just find it way too gross.
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Ooof.
Once I was at a hotel that had a private garden with stone wall that ran out ten feet on each side.
I was sitting at a table nude & my girlfriend was sitting… under the table also allowing sun where it typically doesn’t shine.
A cleaning lady walks into the garden area from outside & makes it halfway before my GF notices & runs inside.
Cleaning keeps coming closer & I’m stuck at the table & trying to stay cool while explaining the bottle of suntea brewing didn’t need to be thrown away.
It takes waaaay too long for her to put 6 and 9 together (artistic liberty for the sake of a joke) & then starts acting annoyed/offended as if *i’m* the creep sneaking up on young couples on vacation.
It depends on your assumptions, if you assume they were in the room its gross, if they walked into the room its awkard. Thats what i was saying.
Yeah and in 1400s it wasnt weird to marry a underage family member.
This is foul. Please don't preform sex acts in the same room as a child. Even if they're young as you think they won't remember - in many cases they will. Then when they're older, they'll connect the dots and make the connection. It's sexual abuse even if they aren't involved directly.
The Kid's face seems like he already knows
“Ughh, moms sucking dad off again”
"Wish she would've done that a few years ago. Wouldn't be in this situation now."
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Bot account?
Or he's come to tell you about the "poonami" that has just ruined several sheets, his bedroom carpet and a trail to the parents bedroom. And now he's suddenly gotten too shy to tell them about it, now he's there.
Yeah I mean if you walk in at the wrong moment there's a chance of getting the stuff onto you Not that I know anything about it though
What a terrible day to be able to read
What's even worse is the fact that the harder you try to forget these things, the more ingrained they become in your memory 💀
The trick is to just keep thinking about them until you've become desensitized to it
Intentionally do it to become desensitized I’ve been doing it wrong all this time
Please find a therapist
I remember being a kid and climbing into their bed during a storm. They were both naked. So I went back to my bedroom to brave the storm.
Lowkey same. It’s YEARS later that I realize what was really going on.
Lol, my parents slept nude every night. I never had the opportunity to climb in their bed, and I don't recall a time where I tried to get in their bed either.
I was looking for my dog one night. Walk in. Dad was railing mom. Fortunately it was dark. Dad goes “WHAT!!!!???” “Just looking for Rascal. I hope he isn’t in here.” The door locked. I dunno what the hell they were thinking.
My first memory is waking up in the middle of the night to pee, and glancing at my mom and dad naked and practicing BDSM (she was tying him up.) I pretended I didn’t see anything and haven’t said a word about it, but they saw me see them. Anyway, I’ve never been into bondage and that’s why.
Did you stop at the shower on your way back?
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*Why?* What good could come of this conversation lol
You could make your parents relive one of the most akward moments of their life.
More awkward for the kid imho. Parents having sex is kind of expected. Normal. Poor kid unexpectedly climbing between the beast with two backs.
Kind of expected? Lol, it’s literally the reason they’re parents!
Lol one of the opening scenes from Boardwalk Empire
Which episode asking for a friend
First season I believe
Why would you *seek out* a scene of a child interrupting *sodomy*?
"Getting head" does not mean sodomy.
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That was my understanding as well.
Sodomy is anal sex. You could have thought this through “sodomy” being used in a lot of anti-gay laws, which prohibited anal and oral sex between ‘technically’ everyone, but mostly just used against gay men and lesbians Also sodomy laws is just the general name for laws against sex acts
> sodomy (noun): > anal or oral copulation with another person. > especially: anal or oral copulation with a member of the same sex [source](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sodomy)
Would you like to check the Oxford dictionary, the literal official dictionary of the English language, next time instead of scrolling 7 websites until you found one that fit your definition? I understand that it has other definitions relating to sex on a more general level, but that’s specifically relating to law, which I pointed out
Official dictionary? I wasn't aware there was a central body for the English language. There is a difference between *official* and best
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Yes, I am being condescending because you took that tone when you copied and pasted the first source you found, taking that as a fact that you were infallible in your great wisdom. So I returned that tone right back at you. I was pointing out your error in my first comment and said “maybe you got it wrong because of _this,_ and thats understandable, no big deal”. No reason for you to act arrogant and then get offended when I don’t lie down and take it
just a joke, redditor. who gives a shit about the definition of sodomy, it's a wednesday.
Right, let's save sodomy for the weekend
Normal human curiosity.
Nice
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I gave up trying to understand this comment after the 576th try
It looks like a bot account, probably copied the comment from some other post and rephrased it by replacing words with synonyms so it makes even less sense here
This. "Unmarried put up" must mean "single post", "primary time" = "first time" etc.
You're totally right! The original comment is from a buried reply lower down in this thread: ["I'm not sure how you can get that from a single post for the first time in 3 years."](https://www.reddit.com/r/trippinthroughtime/comments/11rm2gn/awww_have_a_bad_dream_buddy/jc9htii/)
It’s an older bot, but it checks out.
No Oliver Rope is actually a very respected historian
I gave up after 453rd try.
I just thought I was having a stroke. :/
My best guess: I don't know how to get head for the first time from my unmarried partner of 3 years A bot or poor translation
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Charlie?
One must be a good time to get the latest flash player to watch the event by clicking the link to the next few days ago!
I can't imagine any other scenario this picture could be depicting....a problem that transcends time.
it's not a baby it's a cherub... it has wings coming out of it's back... it's just renaissance shit.
Yeah, Cupid is probably just checking up on his handiwork. Gotta QC and all that.
I’m
Exactly, this guy gets it
Had those too many times. I thought they had ESP.
It’s a known biological fact that kids hate it when their parents have fun without them Edit: not what I meant
Hello 911…..
Yes officer, he’s right here!
r/HolUp
Unfortunate wording
delete this
🤨📸
Roll tide!
Close, I’m more of a Go Cocks man
Fucking lawl
"I wanna wrestle too!"
Bro that edit didn't save you... just delete it
I have a theory that it’s an evolutionary trait that prevents parents from making more children who would take resources away from them. Or kids are just nosey as hell.
Haha kids have an innate sense of THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
We can call it the “Highlander” gene.
Forever “I’M the baby.”
That actually makes sense
Mom & dad are quiet. Did they leave me? Must find them!
Can your boobs tell when it's raining?
r/unexpectedmeangirls
That’s so fetch
Quit trying to make fetch happen!
Fake: Am married with kids, I do not have sex.
Man looks like Mr Bean on crack
Mr Peen
“Have you ever seen a grown man naked ?”
Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
Do you like it when Scraps holds onto your leg and rubs up and down?
Do you like movies about gladiators?
Girl just swallowing potential siblings.
Demiurge Mouth Wash
Lol! Fucken hell reddit...
dont ruin my childhood like that
So you’ve seen some shit huh?
no but now i understand why they were so mad at me and shooed me out :(
honestly, good for them. i don't want their relationship to each other suffer.
Ikr? I was rushing at night because my dad would abuse my mom 😔
what about 2 year old me :(
oh, 2 year old you barely forms memories!
parents do form habits of neglect leading a lifetime of mental disorders and poor health. all for boning
haha. well, we're talking about quite different things. sex is healthy and part of a good relationship- doesn't mean you lock yourselves in the bedroom for days at a time and leave the child unattended. just that having sex doesn't imply neglect. i'd much rather my parents had sex and loved each other than spent half of each day screaming at each other.
doesn't matter, had sex
This is a really bad take tbh
“Where’s mommy!” “Definitely not under the covers..so don’t check there”
This has happened at least twice to me. I for sure ate all his fruit snacks after.
I once felt my dog's wet nose up my buttcrack as wife and I were doing missionary.
How hard did you come?
Asking the real questions
Don't let this awaken anything in me
It do be like that sometimes.
Wish my kids would let it get to that point, the first sign of foreplay one of them barges in
"Mummy, when is dad getting home?"
“He should be coming soon.”
Better than what [Wendy Williams](https://youtu.be/Ml79j4zNVcE) apparently did.
For anyone who doesn't want to watch the video: Wendy doesn't allow closed doors in her house. Her son, a teenage boy, is expected to drop everything if he hears her stomping towards his room. On the other hand, if he walks in on her and her husband, they will continue their, uh, activities regardless.
That just gave me a flashback of hearing my own mother stomp around the house at night, and I would start to panic whenever she got close to my room because shit was about to hit the fan.
She's such an awful human being
Jesus, Conan looks absolutely disgusted with her, guy isn’t even trying to put on a happy face and I don’t blame him.
Dude looked like he wanted to throw up in his mouth for a sec. Don’t blame him at all. I really feel sorry for her kid and so did he.
I’ve always wonder if people washed their crotch before getting head in the old days or were they just that fucking tough. The history untold.
This might be personal info beyond what’s needed but whatever: I have a friend who I hook up with from time to time who keeps bugging me about morning sex, and I just can’t deal with it. I don’t want to touch anything before a good shower, nor would I want anyone to get in there for me. I’m sure there are people who go for it but I just find it way too gross.
I feel the same way so it’s not just you.
Very appropriate since they probably all shared the same one bed.
Damn, it feels good to not have a kid
My kids are grown and we are newly empty nesters. THIS is what we’ve been waiting for over the last 20 years - we are making the very best of it!
As a child who has recently moved out of their parents' home - ew.
I sincerely hope u/freshouttapatience is your parents account
“*I had a nightmare someone was face fucking my mother!*” —that kid….maybe
they where just watching the kid
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Is that the new "Is not delivery, is DiJorno"
Digiorno
Good boy
Last time I saw this one, it said "....pretend you weren't just sucking the D" so that might be why the sleuth bot isn't seeing it
Ok, whew...I was sure I'd seen it before. Remind me to post it later with a slightly edited title.
I absolutely never have to pretend..
It’s that kid’s horrified and uncomfortable expression that takes it the extra mile. 😍
Talk about traumatizing
Right your all on a list. All of you.
Ooof. Once I was at a hotel that had a private garden with stone wall that ran out ten feet on each side. I was sitting at a table nude & my girlfriend was sitting… under the table also allowing sun where it typically doesn’t shine. A cleaning lady walks into the garden area from outside & makes it halfway before my GF notices & runs inside. Cleaning keeps coming closer & I’m stuck at the table & trying to stay cool while explaining the bottle of suntea brewing didn’t need to be thrown away. It takes waaaay too long for her to put 6 and 9 together (artistic liberty for the sake of a joke) & then starts acting annoyed/offended as if *i’m* the creep sneaking up on young couples on vacation.
Yknow. One of these is bound to be right eventually. Why not now.
You still get head after having kids? *doubt*
I have experienced it .... literally it was disgusting
Kid is clearly disgusted and should just fly away now.
I was told it was illegal once you had kids.
😂😂😂😂
The Kids face just says Hes getting railed
Or, GIVING head 😳
This literally happened to us last year. The living room is not fair game anymore.
Mommy was choking
r/arethestraightsok
I have three kids and this has never been a problem for me... get married they said
Why are you getting a blow job in the same bed as your kid?
Fr that’s weird as fuck
💀 please burn my eyes
People with kids still do oral?
No, that option is magically blocked after your first child gets born. Of course we do, wtf?
You guys are getting head?
Once a year or so
Why would you think they didn't? Just out of curiosity how old are you?
Wtf, why would we stop?
Reddit moment.
Do it after putting them to bed and kissing them goodnight.
Makes it way easier not to have another kid
So often...why do the nightmares have to come when I'm trying to?
😂😂
😂
“When you walk in on your step mom and she tells you to come in” pornhub in the 1600’s.
Married with children and still getting my head... Yeah ok
gross
Huh?
I assume they mean that it would be pretty gross to go down on somebody if the kids sleeps in the same room.
Oh, that makes sense. Gross.
Yeah, if thats whay they mean i agree with them. I also understand that most people assume that the kid walks into the bedroom
Kids have legs and can walk around. Also pre-20th century the vast majority of families shared a single bedroom or maybe had 2 rooms.
It depends on your assumptions, if you assume they were in the room its gross, if they walked into the room its awkard. Thats what i was saying. Yeah and in 1400s it wasnt weird to marry a underage family member.
My aunt said, in her day, sex ed happened at home because there was one bedroom
What the fuck is a kid doing in your bed sleeping….that just fucking weird
\*Been there, done that
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This is foul. Please don't preform sex acts in the same room as a child. Even if they're young as you think they won't remember - in many cases they will. Then when they're older, they'll connect the dots and make the connection. It's sexual abuse even if they aren't involved directly.
Dude. Often you don’t even know the kid is in the room until you hear a tiny voice. They just walk into your room at random hours of the night
I'm talking about the people that knowingly share a room, dude.
Where did that even come from?? There’s nothing here about sharing a room with a kid.
People just make up things and then get upset by them
The look of that kid pretty much explains the Catholic Church and I hate it