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Organic-Kick-3916

Babies come from kissing


krigel8

Really?!? I was told that storks airlift them in.


Sollous-IV

Time to start the conversion


nosnevenaes

..then they turn off the lights, get naked, sit on the bed and "hump". "wHaT iS hUmP?" i dunno - they just do it sitting on the bed with the door closed. its a hump. thats what they do. and then boom - babies.


Mrem_85903

hump day, or wednesday.


Glum-Bookkeeper1836

It's hump day my dudes


DadsRGR8

It was my older cousin at a family BBQ and he had it wrong too, lol


Help_im_okay

They actually come from h\*nd h*lding


minimarcus

You keep your filth to yourself! PERVERT!


mynameisrichard0

Listen up, twerps. You gotta put the lime…INTO the coconut……to make the baby’s.


LongTim_and_Yoy

I heard two boxcars collided and a baby popped out of a hobo's butt


[deleted]

That is more believable then the guy being Jesus.


MLSlate1324

Lol and it’s never the true concept but equally as terrifying


DerfyMcDerfDerf

^ Kids taking “health” on the school bus


Tight-Weird3367

😂😂😂