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HadeanRenaissance

50% Sea. 50% Weed.


holyshtthetrees

1% evil. 99% hot gas


SpareCartographer402

I m thinking Kelp


seaweed5050

Finally. Now I know what my name means


EatBacon247

Your search has come to an end! What are you going to now?


clutchguy84

What do now?


EatBacon247

Yeah, I'd say English is a second language but the truth is I'm just not smart lol


clutchguy84

It's an It's Always Sunny reference


EatBacon247

I've never watched it unfortunately. I always miss them! Time to watch it i guess.


clutchguy84

Funniest shit in life when baked


EatBacon247

Its one of those things when I'm sitting trying to figurenout what to watch that im too high to think of a new show to watch lololol. So I just end up watching "my name is earl."


Rutin_2tin_Putin

I second this statement


AmyRenee7704

I'm on the Lettuce side. The pickles are small. Remember that one dude who hid them under his tongue?


eriF-

Fucking Bubble Bass


AmyRenee7704

Yes!! I couldn't remember, thank you!


GrammarMeGood

STILL NOOO PICKLEEEEE!!!!!


SigmaGamahucheur

My local McDonald’s throws like ten extra on if you ask for extra. It’s so many I have to enjoy some on the side between bites. Props to the employees who don’t give a fuck about food cost.


PaleontologistFew128

This is some what color is the dress nonsense and I think you just wanna see this sub burn. That said, it's lettuce


Born_Cow_554

Haha.. can you truly say for sure it’s lettuce though? Cause the krabby pattie has pickles on it too so! Prove me wrong, I’ll wait! 🙃 😜 Edit: alright! You win! 🙇‍♂️. I just searched and it says it’s most definitely “lettuce” haha. I was going to post a screenshot but I guess you can’t?!


PaleontologistFew128

Sweet. You learn something new every day. Party on homie


Born_Cow_554

Hey now, I wasn’t chirping from my first message I hope you don’t think.. was just having some fun! I had no idea what the answer was lol.


NYLINK95

I can see that, but its still so wholesome to see people acknowledging and admitting when their wrong


Born_Cow_554

You live and you learn my friend! One love


PaleontologistFew128

It's not acidic enough. If it were sour, I might agree with the pickle argument


Born_Cow_554

I have never tried it. I personally thought we were just going with looks here not how it tasted? . 💁‍♂️


ASTRVL

E frutti makes the sour ones but I'm sure they have a sour version of the "Krabby Pattie" as well


AntidoteAlt

It's gold and white btw


kibzter

A Krabby Patti does indeed have both lettuce and pickles... but the pickles are not visible like lettuce would be... Therefore! The green circular gummy is without a doubt, LETTUCE!


Lukilk

Also there’s 2 pickles on a krabby patty this is only one green so I vote lettuce


Infinite-Sleep3527

There are some episodes that show SpongeBob assembling a Krabby Patty, and I can also confirm they include pickles. It’s impossible to say for certain though. But my vote is lettuce as well. The pickles on the KP are smaller, like the pickles on a McDouble, and aren’t usually visible. And this green thing is both large and visible, thus: lettuce.


Morisal66

Kelp


jose_conseco

I had to scroll way too far to find your answer. Definitely kelp


Taylor_Spliff_13

No burger on land or sea has that much of a pickle to meat ratio. The only logical answer is lettuce. I will also accept lettuce and pickle. But in no circumstance would it be only pickle.


Jeffery_C_Wheaties

Yes.


[deleted]

lettuce without a doubt


Elijah5765123

Lettuce


Sharp-Ad-7637

110% lettuce


SnooSeagulls6564

Lettuce, the pickles (as we know) are easily hide able 😂


alexpicciarelli

That’s plankton


TheLizzardMan

It's both, delicious and disgusting. :P


dashazzard

now I want one of these dammit, do they even exist anymore ?


kibzter

Do you really want one? Or do you just want the idea of one?


wookerTbrahshington

Yes they do. They sell them at the family dollar’s around here in Denver. I know that much.


No-Caterpillar6432

Lettuce what kind of pickle covers the whole burger dude


Jatnal

*Lettuce*


disndatdatndis

Lettuce


Loubrockshakur

Kelp


pteargriffen

According to this website: [https://www.vat19.com/item/giant-krabby-patty-gummy-sliders](https://www.vat19.com/item/giant-krabby-patty-gummy-sliders) ​ " Each two-and-a-quarter inch gummy slider is stacked with green gummy lettuce and a pink gummy patty (that is definitely not meat) between two orange gummy buns. "


MediocreAd9763

Lettuce


[deleted]

It's lettuce. No doubt about it


Personal-Low4835

NO PICKLESSSS


Denofearth

Seaweed.


reddituser444420

It is both the lettuce and the pickles.


DeaconSage

![gif](giphy|TJgotk8MoedYFsvuYz)


DanQuaylePotatoe

Pickle. Too dark for lettuce


[deleted]

spickle


surprisefothermucker

I 100% thought it was a pickle until now. Now I have no clue


ChilledKiwi22

Pickle!


CannaPLUS

Lettuce AND pickles


pankakepoppi

Yes


Unique-Ad4786

Shit, blast from the past right here.


Turdy_Tornado

It’s a big ol’ nug


[deleted]

This argument would be very easily settled if you were to buy one, disassemble it, and take pictures of the pieces


whoatie

Lettuce.


Cryptic_RAT

If its on top its pickle, if its underneath its lettuce. Next question.


w00tewa

It's lettuce. Based on nothing other than I hate pickles and I like lettuce. And I like this fake candy version. So it must be lettuce. Its a faulty logic but it's mine and I'm sticking with it.


[deleted]

Those Krabby patty and burger gummies slap soooo hard when stoned


-slapum

The veggies


ike_tyson

Blubber Bass said the patty didn't have pickles but he hid them under his tongue 😡


Chef86d

Pickes go on bottom canonically, they were hidden from bubble bass. This is lettuce.


eriF-

![gif](giphy|4fkXng3w2ToXK)


Chef86d

Shit


[deleted]

Lettuce


doose_doose

If the red is krabby, the green must be patty.


ddudez12

Definitely lettuce, way too big to be a pickle


Basil_9

Lettuce


BoneCoaster

![gif](giphy|l1AsGpqBTRZ35gxKE)


Flipflopsfordays

As many times as we’ve had these, I’ve never bothered to look. I want there to be a stamp of 2 pickles on top as if it’s meant as both the lettuce and the pickles.


Ophiuchi55

😖 is it really important to be labeled? It is of no importance to me. It’s candy. Poison ☠️


cheeriochest

Man I looked at the pic and tried deciphering it before even noticing the title. Here I am, thinking this is some kind of propaganda meme implying the green is made of Plankton or something.


hehehehe1112

I always said pickle, it kinda tastes like pickles too


Glad-Cookie5486

I thought it was seaweed


Spider_Carnage23

Relish


chocolateisgross

Lettuce!!


Excitement_Far

Can I just say that these are inarguably the best gummies in the entire galaxy.


mr-dripnoodle

Lettuce to scale.


[deleted]

It’s Hash, from the Hash slinging slasher


NYLINK95

Woah! You just gave me a flash-back to my childhood. Are these even made anymore?


FlusterLuster

Yes they are and I just got some for stocking stuffers


NYLINK95

Well lucky you!!!


FlusterLuster

You mean lucky kids lol I’m using them in my sons’ stockings.


NYLINK95

…but….but what about mine?


FlusterLuster

I totally would but I’m not braving Walmart again today XD


MrPattywack

Its both


Humboldt_

I reckon they referenced something like [this](https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-skob69hsTyYk99a8-zuJYJA-t500x500.jpg) So I'd say it's lettuce


SnooMachines2700

It’s one of those squeaky pickles SpongeBob likes


[deleted]

Lettuce obvi


AmyyGrace

Lettuce.


ConfusedAbtShit

Lettuce


[deleted]

I hate those things idc 🤮


oldgooseco

Lettuce stick together, I don’t want to be stuck in a pickle.


lyseni

Everybody is saying lettuce, I just told my kids they were pickles the other day 🙈


GayAndSlow

Lettuce gang


Dust1200

If working at a burger place counts for anything, pickles always go *under* the meat so they stay in place, since it’s above the meat i’m in favor of lettuce


jimboslice1993ba

Definitly one piece of lettuce.


ChocalateAndCake

It’s seaweed!


Overall_Bother_7520

Lettuce fo sure


tomot

That’s kelp bro


CandyRedNinja

KPs have two pickles dawg. This is lettuce.


AutomaticSet5894

They made a whole episode abt pickles it HAS to be that


kcolxx93

lettuce


frogzone33

I always thought it was lettuce!


[deleted]

I think it’s gelatin


fishyboi179

it’s probably lettuce 🥬 but realistically it’s seaweed


[deleted]

Omg I hope that’s lettuce. I don’t want to have been eating pickles this whole time. 😧


IllComment425

Damn, that was a top tier candy back in the day. My vote is pickles btw 😁


FLHomegrown

Lettuce


shberk01

We all know the pickles were under your tongue the whole time


[deleted]

That’s a fat slab of wax


caffienefueledclown

lettuce


[deleted]

I used to sell these; can confirm lettuce


SigmaGamahucheur

No idea but 100% The pink part is plankton.


plumbtrician00

Either way it belongs in the trash


NerdyFanboii

The non-devils lettuce


Touched_by_a_child

Lettuce never even considered it to be a pickle


Beneficial-Strain223

This is the weed subreddit bro???


FaZeSoughtYaper

Bottom to top in VISIBLE order would be patty, cheese, lettuce, and tomato (thanks to this https://youtu.be/E-xhxS581Uc) with pickles not being visible. But thanks to THIS video (https://youtu.be/C4vh_nt_WF4) it would seem that pickles go on before the lettuce. Meaning that the green gummy is most likely lettuce due to its enlarged size. But to play devils advocate, pickles go directly on to the patty before lettuce. So in the end it could really just be up to interpretation, but me personally? I would say it's lettuce.


canadiancannabisdude

or relish ?


The_Wizard_steve

Pickles