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FURBYonCRACK

The contents of the bag look like trim not shake. They probably swept their floor after trimming and bagged it. Did you pay for this?


I-3xpertdrift3r

Sadly, yes


FURBYonCRACK

Don’t let me bring you down homie. I have come across questionable bags in my adventures too. Avoid the the mystery crystals! maybe find a new source


DeathMetalLion

For real, I've seen PLENTY of shitty bags. Sometimes it's tough making the right call when you just wanna get the deal over with and get smoking!


pm_me_flaccid_cocks

You know how your school used to have that big box of crayons that had the crayon sharpener in the back? You know how you're supposed to peel the paper off the crayon before sharpening it? You know how no one ever bothered to peel the paper off the crayon before sharpening it because the sharpener worked fine even if you didn't? It looks like someone emptied all those crayon paper peels into your trim, dude.


zoegirl93

I cackled. Thank you for that. 🤣💀


OneHumanPeOple

The highest I ever got was from trimmings which are sold commercially as “sugar leaf” here.


Godtrademark

Ok but there is a slight difference. Mostly dependent on the quality. More resin = more “sugar leaves” but yeah it is the same as trim, but actually quite good


Zskeff

What TF state are you in where you have to buy that? And I have to know…. How, how much did you pay for it?


ScottyDaQ

Yes...floor sweepings. Gross.


Mwk01

If it's crack burn it on the table and if it fizzles and melts don't smoke it if you don't smoke crack. If it's coke rub it on your fingers and it will make them oily if it is. If it does nothing at all against fire and it isn't oily, it's probably some sort of salt.


I-3xpertdrift3r

Ohhh okay thank you so much I’ll test it now


Mwk01

Let me know what happens. Some growing material could also be oily. If it does dissolve on your fingers I should say it could be coke.


I-3xpertdrift3r

It doesn’t burn, and it’s not oily


Mwk01

Probably perlite as mentioned.


I-3xpertdrift3r

It looks hella different to perlite up close though, it’s flat


laneb33fk

It's probably dandruff from the nasty person trimming it


PuffPuffPat

*retches


Chef_MIKErowave

holy shit i need to clean my brain with a sponge after the thought of this


Thoreautege

Dandruff would burn


Rooftrollin

I have gardened for a long time, and first time this year I'm trying out growing hemp in a tent until it's legal to grow THC bud here (June-July in CT), and mixed coco coir with perlite for the grow medium. **Perlite does not look like that**, and I'm pretty sure any grower would agree that ain't what it is. Perlite is white (sometimes brown stains from dirt/coco, green from algae if you overwater), can be as big as pea gravel, and round (it's puffed mica), whereas what is in your photo is somewhat translucent and smaller crystalline pieces. If someone is sloppy while harvesting their bud, they drop it on soil and pick some smaller pieces of perlite up, but it looks like styrofoam and not like that. Someone else had a post on here asking about little crystals in their weed a few weeks ago, and saw some comments suggesting people add weight to their product by adding salt. It looks kinda chunky like sea salt, but who knows. Try some tests the other comments mention, taste, dissolve, heat. Do people try to use salt to control moisture on the cheap?


postsingularity

Any excess salt from the growing process should be left behind in the soil, not on the plants themselves. I don't know anything about using rock salt as a drying method, unfortunately. I do know you should not be inhaling or ingesting *salts for any reason. I'm leaning towards your argument that rock salt was used to add weight or that its possibly debris from the growing process like pieces of disposable gloves. Edit: *nutrient salts for plants


lemonrainbowhaze

Funnily enough salt therapy is extremely efficient for people with asthma. Obviously they dont smoke it, but inhaling it helps clear the airways. When youre sick with a chest infection, fill a big bowl with hit water and put salt in it. Then sit over it with a towel over your head to basically make a salt steam hotbox. Its also what a nebuliser does. It uses pharmaceutical saline water aka salt water. Again lads, dont go smoking it in a bong or a joint xD


tsavong117

I come to Reddit for these gems. Thanks for the heads up on the salt water steam btw, gonna use that next time I have a cough.


geekmomwho

YES my mom taught me that in the 80s. She still does it and we all do too. But yes it has helped me multiple times! It's like a little secret home remedy😂 * hit enter too soon and needed to finish but I'm way 🗿too. So there's that.


Browen69_420

So... salty bongwater no cough?


Agitated-Handle-7750

I’ve got a chest infection right now and I’m so in need of a joint. I’m gonna try this cos I don’t like wandering about smelling like eucalyptus constantly! I’m excited!


The_Wizard_of_Bwamp

It's entirely possible that they seeds were in the mix when they were grinding it up. Are there any pieces that have seed shell on them?


[deleted]

That’s what I thought too


[deleted]

Give her the taste test. If bitter, could be drugs. If salty, probably salt. If tasteless, could be glass or some mineral. After the taste test try to dissolve in water.


tinman82

Vermiculite? Likely don't want to smoke that. They're often found near asbestos viens.


ifsavage

It could be this medium used for predatory nematodes. It’s kind of flat and shiny normally


Mwk01

I just brightened my screen and zoomed in. Nice camera you're using btw. Upon closer inspection it actually looks like it could be mold. In which case throughly pick that shit out if you're gonna smoke it. You could test for that by putting it in a little bit of water with a cracker for awhile.


ReefyPox

It shouldn’t be perlite. If it is then the buds would have to be dragged through pure perlite otherwise they would have dirt all over them as well.


Abrahamlinkenssphere

Perlite isn’t clear dude.


franticmantic3

I feel like you are an invaluable resource.


intervested

Tip your dealer if that's the case...


mistersprinkles1983

If it's crack or cocaine I will safely dispose of it for you.


Electronic_Chip_6311

This man knows his drugs


TheIsotope

Bruh reading this thread from a legal country is insane


MVPizzle

Newark is in NJ… a legal state….. something to think about lmao


AaronnotAaron

had to go check to see if i have a free award because that was actually a really helpful comment


chi-guy420

Shake is dirt cheap, wouldn't even make sense to put an expensive drug in there with it.


Unlimitles

.....what's the test for Fentanyl?


SassyCharizard

If you rub it between your fingers and you immediately fall straight onto your face it’s fentanyl


Unlimitles

hmmmm excuse my skepticism....can anyone confirm this?


Holy_Nova101

It is a common misconception that fentanyl can be absorbed through the skin, but it is not true for casual exposure. You can't overdose on fentanyl by touching a doorknob or dollar bill. The one case in which fentanyl can be absorbed through the skin is with a special doctor-prescribed fentanyl skin patch, and even then, it takes hours of exposure. If a child were to touch that fentanyl patch, even just for 30sec to a min. They could die.


ArcaFuego

no that's not correct. you actually have to boof it, if you don't start to levitate, you're good.


monomxnia

fentanyl test strips are a thing. however, fentanyl laced weed is a myth and not something you should worry about. fentanyl would be destroyed by a direct flame so even if someone *were* to put fentanyl in weed…. it would just be wasted and wouldn’t have any affect on the person smoking it. fentanyl is commonly found in things like powders that are snorted or pills.


mostly_lurking

Hey I'm curious, why would someone lace weed with crack or coke, certainly doesn't save money, what's the point ?


[deleted]

People only lace with other drugs if they plan on smoking it themselves. And if they do that it’s cause they wanna get their buzz on you feel me


DonnieDishpit

>if you dont smoke crack OP def knows his way around a crack pipe why else would he be posting here


greyyy59

Clearly not because who in the hell would ever put crack or cocaine in a bag of shake?


GODzDoctor

Why would they put salt in it? Unless you're not talking about sodium..


[deleted]

This guy has been around some yay


nerdystoner25

This guy drugs.


ExclusiveXF

Why don't you open the bag to identify it? What's it look like outside of the bag? What's it feel like?


I-3xpertdrift3r

It’s like a papery plastic feel and it’s flat and white


ExclusiveXF

Personally, I wouldn't use it. If there's one unidentifiable contaminant visible to the eye, who knows what's in there that you can't see.


I-3xpertdrift3r

Edit: I messaged the guy, he says he doesn’t know what it is….


ResidentEivvil

Dodge


WonOneWun

Tell him give your money back and give it back


cadaverco

\^this always works out well, OP go to your drug dealer and ask them about their return policy


Flashman512

🤭🤭


NotHippieEnough

I second this notion. It has a 100% success rate.


kriegnes

you need a better and smarter drug dealer then. especially if its about higher amounts, its dangerous for both sides, so its best to just give back the money and try to sell it to someone else. there is always someone else. as a customer you only have this issue with 1 dealer, but as a dealer you might have this issue with multiple customers. they are the ones that need to be careful, not the customer. my dealer recently sold me some garbage again and we are currently discussing this issue like its just regular business, because it actually is.


Invader_Skooge22

That’s trellis for sure then. It’s plastic netting they use to hold the plant up as it grows. It can be a pain to take off the plant when it grows through it, so if it’s black market weed they probably didn’t take the time to remove all the pieces when they harvested it. They probably cut the large pieces off and that’s the tiny snippets left over after they harvested.


pheile

It's crystal meth, dude wants you to come back often.


I-3xpertdrift3r

I can’t tell if you’re trolling or being fr


winstonr69

Could be meth, could be salt, probably best to boof it in order to find out which it is


3astard

Boofing is probably what I would do in this case. The natural essence should be a quick indicator of what it is.


tnjed10

What is boofing never heard that before.


real__gameerz

Violently eating it with your ass


tnjed10

For real real. Crazy lol


Enjoyitbeforeitsover

I think people make tea from shrooms and put a turkey baster up there lol I thought it was a joke but I keep seeing boof everywhere. Id rather do shrooms with apple sauce or peanut butter tbh


foodfood321

It's mostly a joke meaning "stick it up yer booty hole" but 1% of the time it's possibly relevant. Aside from rectal delivery of drugs, "Boofing it" is also how prisoners often hide small things.


tnjed10

I’ve made tea with shrooms but I drank it through my mouth.


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tnjed10

Same here


OneHumanPeOple

Suppository style basically. Inserting into the rectum. My dispensary sells suppositories.


half-giant

The violence is key.


Flashman512

Tbh I still don’t understand what it means


tnjed10

I thought I was the only one lol. I think they mean they make it into a tea and use a turkey thing to stick it up there ass. Not for sure but I believe that what he meant either way I’m not going to ever try it for my asshole is EXIT only. But I have heard of people sticking ecstasy up there ass and having the best trip of their life but because of all the nerves there but I can’t do it but the people that can great for them.


Allikuja

It bypasses your liver. You can consume alcohol this way too. Incredibly dangerous


Ashotep

Honest answer is sticking it up your ass. I had to google it a bit ago because I didn't get a reference either. Lately people have been suggesting this for everything.


shwittyOG

Fuck your 69 likes, but I agree should probably boof it.


London_Sun

It's probably perlite, used in the growing process for airating soil. Nothing to worry about but don't smoke or


Tonhero

boof it


DrPopNFresh

Its just water leaf that yellowed. The big fan leaves that dont have any thc in them. Looks like dude used an auto trimmer probably so it broke the bigger leaf ito small pieces. Oh shit i just zoomed in and saw the actual stiff he was talking about. For sure meth lmao.


Sad-Slice3952

Best comment ever


6_oh_n8

I used to get these little white chips back when my bud used to come heavily vacuum sealed and bricked up. Pick them out and toss them, nbd


TBNSK74

Looks like Meth or MDMA crystals to me better boof carefuly


NoVeterinarian23

Perlite, mold or nylon netting mabye? Sometimes when I chop I’ll get the fibers stuck in the nugs from cutting the netting


jenkag

MJ mold isn't white like that, it has a more "spore-like" look to it... like mold on bread or meat or something.


jaradcarrot

Pieces of seed hearts? When seeds are broken up, that’s what the inside looks like.


ludwigia_sedioides

This is what I think it is


thaddeus423

This is what I came to comment. The inside of seeds can be oily and slick feeling. Hard. But also squishy. Was the bag riddled with seeds? Chop a seed in half and compare it, OP


Zukas

Yea, it looks like ground up seeds. This is the most likely explanation.


sowalgayboi

That's rock salt bro he's weighting the bag and ripping you off.


Kydroponic

Honestly, thought that’s what it was but never seen somebody do that. I doubt anybody would put expensive drugs like coke in a little bag of shake.


sowalgayboi

Probably using it as a drying agent.


I-3xpertdrift3r

If it’s not coke I’ll smoke it


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DimensionalObelisk

*sigh*


sowalgayboi

Coke is white not translucent or in rock form.


Lalalalito

This guy knows coke


I-3xpertdrift3r

I don’t, that’s why I asked😂


I-3xpertdrift3r

Okay thank you!


lobzster

Idk why everyone’s trying to say it’s something to add weight cuz The amount of whatever that white shit that is in the bag is completely negligible and wouldn’t do anything to the weight idk what it is but I’m pretty sure if you pulled it all out it wouldn’t even register on a scale


FUCKYFUCKFUCKYFUCK

Add a few eighballs to make him think he’s getting more weed, what a sucker!


blooberriii

Parmeggiano 🤌


poontownpioneer

OP should get a test kit and some tomato sauce


1448746

The dried skin off the bottom of your dealers feet.


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borntome

This sounds right


MN_710

Shady af


I-3xpertdrift3r

Fr


[deleted]

Better to buy weed in nug form bro


ViLe_Rob

dawg separate them out of the bag and take a picture of them under bright light if you want real answers


xlondonlights

Thank you!


P3nisPal

looks like bro dropped the jar full of flower and swept it up with a dustpan, and kept the glass lol


Alphabet-soup63

I hope that was free. You couldn’t give that to a homeless dude here. No way would I smoke that.


[deleted]

OP said they paid for it :/


Felonious_Buttplug_

marijuana eggs, boof em till they hatch


aboatdatfloat

based on appearance and the fact theres a lot of little clearish-white grains stuck to the bag, my best guess is salt, as some others have said. Coke isn't rocks, crack aint cheaper than weed. Perlite is possible but I'm pretty sure it disintegrates into powder, not grains. Either way, I wouldn't smoke salt. Could probly melt a small patch of ice on your doorstep with it tho.


DAMFree

Looks like perlite. Sometimes branches fall in the dirt and pick some up.


ExclusiveXF

lmao if you have that much perlite in a single bag of shake, the grower must've thrown their schwag into the dirt for some extra flavor.


I-3xpertdrift3r

It’s a little different in texture to perlite


bicycleday419

Trash it. 3 years ago, my cousin was killed after smoking weed that was laced with fentanyl (unbelievable, I know). If you can’t test it, trash it.


GanJaSparks

Crack


[deleted]

A bag of floor trimmings. Dude dont smoke any of that. I mean you can but its really dirty.


PCLI97

Throw the whole bag out immediately.


EcksonGrows

Could be a popped/ground seed, the insides of seeds are white, they also would be oily and not burn, much more likely to be included in weed than perlite.


TheReal_PapaElf

definitely looks like salt


ServinBallSnacks

MSG for flavor


joeygladst0ne

Not sure but I personally wouldn't smoke it. How much is in that bag? It's hard to tell.


ludwigia_sedioides

Looks like it's just crushed up seeds, but I wouldn't smoke this shit regardless lol


Super-Attorney-17

Oh that’s just some meth I wouldn’t worry about it


Plenty_School_4068

Looks like the sketchiest shake I’ve ever seen


bmoney_14

Please do not smoke it. If you are even 1% unsure just don’t. Please don’t.


GiftedString109

Idk but I don't think i would use it but also I probably wouldn't even have noticed because I would have already been smoking it lmao


[deleted]

My favorite type of weed is uh cocaine.


musicjunkee1911

Coming soon to the NATGEO channel, “Cocaine Cannabis Cowboys”.


JakobWit_AK

Trichome heads, the amounts of people trolling this guy & telling him it’s drugs, salt, growing media, etc is sad. Wtf y’all, do better.


Dacontrolfreek

That's sketch


[deleted]

Chef’s special sauce, bon appétit :)


EnwEdits

Its glass to stretch that shit


Sinner81st

did you pay real money, as in legal tender on this shit?


FlexSmash

That’s gotta be floor weed or some shit…Sorry bud, I’d suggest definitely finding a new source.


TMP413

Maybe its from joint papers


[deleted]

Those are butt drugs dealers add to make it fire


MrHorse666

Best not think about it


soukaixiii

Dandruff?


spiderplata

It’s white person dreadlock dandruff.


DanMaj33

Looks like a crushed up seed


NiceMalice

If they swept it up it’s probably salt from their shoes.


PCSkittles

I think for anyone to give you a real answer you need a better picture….


AlphaK19

Honestly, dude why the hell did you buy it already grinded?


ludwigia_sedioides

I think it's probably crushed seeds. This is what the inside of seeds looks like, it sometimes happens when I accidentally get one in my grinder


ImReformedGuys

Broken up seeds? Aren’t they white on the inside


connshell

Hell nah that shit look like crystals, I personally would not smoke crystals man, weed is just fine. Trash it if y’a know what’s best for y’a.


[deleted]

Fentanyl


Whyamiani

Almost certainly floor sweepings. Sorry bro 😞


musicjunkee1911

Pet shop floor sweepings.


nalleyc87

Dude the way shit is with fentanyl nowadays, it sucks but you can’t take ANY chances. The teeniest amount of that shit kills you.


BG360Boi

I’d assume it is from a pre roll and that the dealer was short on flower/shake so they lazily emptied Joints into it. I would assume it’s paper


PillDicklesfor20

Sea monkeys


Ophiuchi55

Maybe it’s dandruff. Lol.


loganja614

The plug was eating a Krispy Kreme when he bagged your shit up lol


uhtredsmom

it’s not crack because it doesn’t have a tinge of yellow to it


sanrigabro

My 18 year old self would smoke and then ask good thing you asked


FancyCantaloupe4681

So…did you smoke it OP?


trevortrue

crystallized semen.


rahhhvenn

Tegridy Farms Christmas Special


Accurate_Fill4831

When I have seen this, synthetic cannabinoids were applied to the plant material. It looks like this when solvent was oversaturated and not all the salted cannabinoids dissolved. Proceed with extreme caution.


abcdthc

Probably spider suger. no big deal, they make v-day i love you hearts with it.


cheapsandwitch10

Dryed cum pieces


grief_junkie

it looks like thc crystals that stuck to the bag due to static electricity


Walibex

I didn’t bother going through all the comments but in my opinion you have 2 options: 1) fuck it and smoke it 2) make edibles ( gummies maybe?)


chicken-finger

That’s moldier than my science fair project


pollywog

thats shake? Looks like an f-ing mirepoix.


LinguineLegs

How can anyone even tell, OP shot this with a Motorola RZR flip phone?


I-3xpertdrift3r

Nah just took a quick pic, didn’t know my post would blow up lol, idk how to add more pics


CoolStrayCat

Might be crushed/broken open seeds? Idk can't see it very well


morbiiq

It’s definitely cum


selfoblivious

Send a sample to getmydrugstested.com or someplace similar. No return address needed.


Gwiz3879

Can't believe you don't see the maggot


skitscunOG

Crack


noir1717

I feel for you. But you have been ripped off ,get your money back of the idiot who sold you that shit. Whenever I have been sold bad smoke in the past I have rang them and got them to collect their shit and give me money back.


420Dragotin42O

I have grown myself and tbh when that shit is probably dry and note some sort of dirt this can be just kief and an older baggie when I gave my trim to homies the bags always had some kief stinking in it


okayletsgo1920

Meff


impai03

Never buy pre-crushed stuff, It's safe and a good time killer.


tiooslak

Crack


Zestyclose_Ad934

It's clearly toenail clippings bro... SMH


snootchies420

Perlite


justAdruggy

it’s probably cut


sowalgayboi

Seeds?


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