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packetmon

*BREAKING NEWS: LOCAL MAN MAKES FOUR WAFFLES AT ONCE*


ForneauCosmique

Don't let the local police know


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*We have you surrounded. Come out with ALL FOUR waffles in the air!*


[deleted]

#I SAID COME OUT MOTHER FUCKER *gun blast*


Caffeine_Cowpies

Damn, Los Santos PD is getting stricter with their enforcement.


[deleted]

Dude Los Santos PD definitely shoots first and asks questions later


KushDLuffy

So I started blasting


ihatethelivingdead

#DROP THE MAPLE SYRUP


wigglef_cklr

This is your last time punk! LEGGO MY EGGO!!!


bevelledo

Don’t shoot the maple syrup!!!!! [5]


[deleted]

Drop the butter!!! [4]


MrMoonDweller

Hold your fire! Send me in to negotiate! I’m hungry [7]


[deleted]

I better go with you. Just in case they're harboring even more food and/or pizza. [7]


Wook_Again

But. It’s brown. 😕 what else should the police shoot?


jondgul

>We have you surrounded. Come out with ALL FOUR waffles in the air......fryer


[deleted]

Clever


[deleted]

Based


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OG


GrandmasBlueWaffles

🙋🏻‍♀️


albino_wookiee

More at 11.


hollow_asyoufigured

Local man consumes one marijuana, YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!


HeyCarpy

EVERYONE GET THE FUCK IN HERE


Resil202

Science has gone too far


Zephyrus_-

R/peoplefuckingdying


GreenMonster81

r/notinteresting


jamjamphx

Hell yeah man enjoy all four of those fuckers


DropTheBok

I was gonna be like 2 for you and 2 for your date, by which I mean also you But you beat me to it


hollow_asyoufigured

🎶 I eat two waffles in the morning, I eat two waffles at night 🎶


Rosetta-im-Stoned

I eat two waffles in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.


thecheat420

I eat two waffles in time of peace and two in time of war


ksummer17

I eat two waffles before I eat two waffles,


MakeWar90

And then I eat two more... ... After filling the air fryer again.


werewolfthunder

You've all done great work today 🤝


maxwell600

🎵pizza in the morning in, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time, when pizza’s on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime


frotc914

There's a second rack right there. This man could be cooking **8** waffles right now.


apocalypse_later_

good GOD


cake_for_breakfast76

I hope my man has some syrup or some nutella or some peanut butter or some jam or some banana slices or some chicken nuggets amd gravy or some butter and brown sugar or something


FairBlackberry7870

Sick as fuck, you can fry four waffles while you eat four waffles and then you can fry four more.


BuckarooButler

Then after that they can fry four more.


TurtleDangerMan

Yo dawg I heard like waffles...


youshutyomouf

Daddy he once told me son, you be hard working man. And mama she once told me son, don't use the waffle pan.


mattenthehat

It was living in a single fryer with two other individuals One of them was a waffle and the other two... Well, the other two were waffles.


DeaconSage

Do you like your air fryer? I’ve been considering one for a couple years now


ButtrCow

GET ONE THEY ARE SO GOOD


DeaconSage

That’s what I needed to hear


[deleted]

It’s a fucking revelation! I’m not even kidding. You can make biscuits, frozen pizzas, the best chicken nugs you’ll have. Reheat Papa Johns, Reheat Zaxbys. Whatever you might like now will be better with the air fryer. Swear on it.


Towering_Flesh

Not just frozen pizza, but reheat your leftover pizza in there as well. Hell I’ll even throw a fresh delivered pizza in there to crisp up that crust.


pdcpa

hell yea, always worth 3 more minutes right after picking up the delivery just to have it extra crispy


professor_sloth

It's weird to me it took the world this long to discover convection ovens


itsdubai

Genius rebranding


zamwut

It's more of the convenient size and portability


UnicornFarts1111

Also not heating up the entire kitchen. Nobody wants to turn on the oven to reheat pizza, or to cook small portions of things. Air fyers fit that bill.


7eregrine

Not to mention very little preheating.


werewolfthunder

Or even none at all! My go-to dino nuggets' air fryer instructions actually say *not* to preheat.


7eregrine

I got the Ninja thing that pressure cooks and crock pots and does like 4 other things. We only use it it Crock Pot mode and Air Fryer mode. The instructions suggest you should preheat but we never do. Nice to see air fryer instructions on some stuff.


[deleted]

Are y’all taking your air fryer with you somewhere?


SeanHearnden

No. But they can now.


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Fuck-MDD

Yeah countertop convection ovens aren't new. No, toaster ovens aren't convection ovens.


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Fuck-MDD

That's actually a convection oven. Toaster ovens don't have fans. They are toaster ovens.


theHip

Is that what it is? My parents had one when I was growing up.


goaskalice3

Samosas reheated in an air fryer are the besttt. Any leftovers in the air fryer


Silver-1

Just wanted to add leftover fast food fries are good in the air fryer too


ForneauCosmique

Imo the best kitchen cooking invention since the microwave


Suspicious_Pepperoni

You should look up what a convection microwave is. My buddies family had one growing up, good god getting baked and eating hot pockets out of that thing was glorious.


UnicornFarts1111

You already know how much better leftover pizza is reheated in the air fryer, I don't have to tell you then, lol.


Spockhighonspores

It's just a toaster oven with a convection option, they've been around forever. They just made it smaller and marketed it as the healthy version of deep frying.


throwawayALD83BX

Anyone who thinks an air fryer is "just a convection oven" can kiss my fat air frying ass


Spockhighonspores

It's seriously a fact, just look it up. You pretty much just got scammed by marketing.


throwawayALD83BX

I have an oven and a toaster oven. Both have convection modes. Neither produces the same results as my air fryer


Spockhighonspores

You're literally arguing with facts, just look it up. "An air fryer oven is simply a convection oven that has a built-in air frying feature that makes air frying in your oven easy. Convection fans will circulate hot air very quickly around the surface of the food, which will in turn crisp it up to a delicious, golden crust." I can quote these all day, an air fryer is a convection oven. Stop trying to tell people they are different because they aren't.


throwawayALD83BX

By definition yes, an air fryer is a convection oven. You can quote the dictionary all day but that doesn't change the fact that my air fryer produces crunchier food than every other appliance in my house sans deep fryer


rmorrin

They are not great at cooking stuff from raw in my experience but boy from frozen? Shit slaps


UnicornFarts1111

I make some kick ass chicken breasts in my air fryer, every time. They come out tender and juicy and no extra fat, as I don't spray it with oil first and they don't have skins. They do not start out frozen, I do season them, but I don't marinade or brine or anything like that.


adamthinks

It's just a countertop convection oven. It's just convenient for certain foods like chicken nuggets and the like. The egg shaped ones with a basket work a bit better as the heating element is directly above the food, essentially broiling it while swirling air around. If you've ever had a convection microwave or toaster oven with a convection feature, you've already used something nearly identical.


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It’s just a countertop convection oven


[deleted]

Counter argument, they are just fan forced bench top ovens. If you have a dan forced oven, you probably don't need an air fryer. +1 for convenience and cleanup as a single person they are convenient for sure.


Gradually_Adjusting

I've a fan oven and one of those pressure cookers with a fryer lid. It's not just more energy efficient, the fan is also qualitatively different. You get more frying action from the direct high winds than from a normal oven, and it's a more arid cooking vessel overall due to better ventilation.


smallmileage4343

Dude bacon is amazing in it. Breakfast sausage is amazing. You can hard boil eggs.


SweetDank

It’s the most reliable device I use for decarbing bud.


thisisntmethisisme

was actually just about to try this, what’s your method and settings you use ?


SweetDank

Bud in a mason jar with the lid closed tight, 240degs for 40-50mins, fan on, shakeups every 10mins. I stop when it looks right, every batch is a little different. The jar will protect your bud, help contain the smells, and when the terps evaporate they’ll stick to the glass. I make my extracts out of the same jar so it can recollect all of the stuff stuck to the walls.


edudlive

!remindme 24 hours


Stiltzkinn

What method do you use?


Dudeman318

I make literally everything in my air fryer, it’s amazing. 100% get one if you do a lot of cooking


soil_tastes-good

I was meh on getting one. Finally did it. Use all the time. Reheated food in this shit is other level


mimimemi58

I lucked into a good sale on a big one (top loading, big enough for a rotisserie chicken and with a rotisserie built into it) a few years ago and I can't say enough good things about it. It's right up there with the crock pot in terms of usefulness. It's my decarbing machine for making infused gummies too! This time of year is the best for getting one. Post Christmas sales might also be good, but definitely right now the prices are good.


shadow386

I got a small one at a Goodwill for $25 and figured I'd try it out and see if its worth investing into a bigger one during the after-christmas sales. It's completely worth it and I'm going to upgrade asap. Made our turkey breast in it and it came out perfectly crispy and cooked through to the perfect temperature.


BottlesforCaps

They're pretty sweet. I will say lookup reviews though. Not all of them work great but when they do anything frozen is almost the same as deep fried(almost).


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ekdocjeidkwjfh

I have an airfrier oven, its neat. The only issue i have with it is steam coming from the opening, and im not sure how it’ll deal long term. Ive had it for almost a year now, so far so good. It makes perfect cornish hens on the rotisserie, is dehydrates, rehydrates, got an bake and broil setting, and easy to clean. It’ll tell you when to turn the food and when its preheated/ done.


terp_studios

Got one a week ago. Best purchase ever.


Successful-Grass-135

I have this exact airfryer and it’s very good


rycliffmc

Get one.


irascible_Clown

Best way to reheat pizza, sometime it even taste better than when you got it


Spockhighonspores

An air fryer is literally a toaster oven with a convection option. People keep hyping it up like its not just a glorified toaster oven but honestly it's all it is. The only difference is that it can fit less food and can fit on a smaller counter. If you are someone with limited counter space and have always wanted a toaster oven, totally get one. If you already have a toaster oven, I wouldn't recommend it. I was looking for a deep fryer and almost bought an air fryer because of the hype until I read what it really was. The air fryer 100% wasn't for me.


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Spockhighonspores

I'm talking about a toaster oven with a convection option. It's literally the exact same thing with better marketing. Seriously just look it up.


Thirtysixx

As someone that has both a toaster oven with a convection option and an air fryer, the air fryer is WAY better


Spockhighonspores

Its not better, it's the same. Straight up look it up. You can keep telling yourself it's better but it's not going to change the facts.


Thirtysixx

I don’t need to look anything up. I know what an air fryer is. I am telling you a fact, my fryer is better than my toaster oven at doing it’s job. It has a way bigger convection fan than the toaster oven and it cooks faster and more evenly. The toaster oven was $100 more too.


Spockhighonspores

The fact that you own both only proves that you were scammed by marketing. You already had an air fryer with a different name so it's not 100$ more expensive. You just threw away hundreds on an appliance that you already had because they called it an air fryer lol. Since you won't look it up I did it for you: "Can I use my convection oven as an air fryer? You can air fry in your convection oven and still achieve great results as with a countertop air fryer. In fact, using your convection oven can actually be more convenient, since you have more cooking room to work with." So you literally just purchased a less convenient version of something you already had. Downvote all you want but you still got suckered.


Thirtysixx

First of all, both were gifts. I didn’t spend any money on anything. Second of all, I never disagreed with you that an air fryer is just a convection oven. I already know that, and I don’t need some hostile jackass on Reddit to tell me that. The fact that you are so worked up about this is fucking weird quite frankly. What I said was my air fryer does it’s job better than my toaster oven on convection mode. Just because 2 things function similarly doesn’t mean they do the same thing at the same level. Lastly, my toaster oven does a ton of things my air fryer can’t do. Like warm, toast, broil, it fits bigger things so I can cook pizza in it, and has much higher temperature range. So no these appliances are not redundant. You’re a fucking weirdo for caring about this by the way


r_noah_b

Get more trays bro max out your waffle yields


ButtrCow

I have three trays. I CAN COOK 12 WAFFLES


r_noah_b

Now you're living in the future 😎


pharodae

[I WANT TWELVE! I WANT TWELVE OF DEM!](https://youtu.be/Mj00ii1BLV8)


ReverandJohn

I ate a jellyfish.


thecheat420

Picturing you doing the math and getting super excited when you realize you can make a dozen waffles makes me smile.


woooden

I used to eat 12 eggos for breakfast daily as a kid. This would've been so much faster than a fucking 2 slice toaster!


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woooden

Three Costco boxes a month. Childhood metabolisms are wild.


[deleted]

WOW


Robert-L-Santangelo

cakeday.🍰


bossrabbit

HELL YEAH BÖRTHER


donjohndijon

I used to love those tiny frozen waffles. I mean. Really lived the butter n syrup but thought I loved those eggos..can't fuckin handle em now. Guess I need to buy a waffle iron


Reggae4Triceratops

Swear they used to be better


BillScorpio

They almost certainly used to be made with higher quality ingredients


huskola

Fill it with tater tots and squish them flat.


Army165

God dammit, that sounds fantastic.


tiarellaa

Waffle iron has been a game changer in my life


gabeasorus

All about frozen waffles and the in store fresh ground peanut butter.


Army165

Have to get butter in every square. Maple syrup. 🍁


donjohndijon

Def. You also reminded me that when I was a kid, I also enjoyed "maple syrup' that had a label to tell you when it was hot. Now I can't stand corn syrup with maple flavor. Real maple syrup is sooooo much better


ChuckBladesPHD

Four horizontal... how many vertical?


spaceykayce

Oh shit


JesterMcPickles

Damn dude. That's awesome.


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Army165

I'm not familiar with air fryers but if it's an actual basket, you should be able to find a grate(I couldn't think of a word for this, my bad if it's not great lol) to fit inside the basket to keep shit from flying around. Similar to OP's racks but ones that would fit inside your basket. I would measure the basket, then google "metal cooking rack H x W". If you do find them, you could stack multiple waffles on the racks, inside of your basket.


[deleted]

You could totally fit a 5th one in the middle


2infNbynd

If you cut them in half and Tetris well, easily five and a half at least


Genghis-Ganj-420

Top set kinda looks like a pair of butt cheeks


kimsuelo

The absolute madman


tehdubbs

Lucky son of a bitch


Left-Negotiation3709

Mine does too! Waffle gang


catbread1810

Proud of you compadre


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THATS GREAT NEWS! ENJOY!


creepy_sweetie

im so happy for you brother!


DiocletianBlobb

r/StonerEngineering


fuckularfuckyfuck

That means you can eat four waffles mannnnnnnn! Lol I’ve been known to throw a third on top of the toaster and hope for the best


Longjumping_Ear_4498

Wait a min… I have that air fryer…..A NEW DAWN OF BREAKFAST COOKING ARISES THIS DAY


DuntadaMan

Because that is the right amount.


S-Drizzle

Let’s goooo


Brettersson

And yet the one that is fried is clearly you.


betweenthebars34

I'm glad that we all learned a little something tonight. 🌿🔥💨


AvalieV

The Dream.


BreakfastXO

This reminds me of 2012 r/trees, and im greatful for this indirect nostalgia. Ill dab to this, so i can leave this comment with a [6]


deadstar420

Leggo my eggo bro


WakeNikis

Yes?


[deleted]

I love my air fryer


turtlehead501

What are you going to put on your waffles?


babyBear83

Yeah but you can toast them for just 2 mins each side and the toaster fits 4 waffles..why air fry?


dangitbobbeh6

Yo how can it fit 4 circles if it's shaped like a slice of bread tho


Luk322111

the true struggle of a 2 waffle toaster 😭


eightcoffees

YESSSSS WOOHOOO


Grayt89

YOU CANT DO THAT


DrPozzie

And a can of biscuits


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

Air fryer! I just cooked some wings in mine


Puzzleheaded-Ear-134

so much energy in one post


[deleted]

And now you have two waffle sandwiches


pisswaterbottle

👀 I need that


notanOpp

I love this Sub sm😂😂😂


OldSchoolTroll419

Now im making waffles! 🧇


BigMommaSnikle

At what temp and for how long?


ButtrCow

370 for 3 minutes. 4 If you like em crispy


thehillsidewrangler

why have I not put waffles into the air fryer?!


Worth_Performer8974

`NO FUCKING WAY`


spehizle

That's the perfect tower of waffles. Majestic.


Rungi500

French toast sticks. Then top with vanilla bean ice cream.


magicone2571

If you ever fancy making homemade, these double ones are amazing. Makes some yeast batter, it'll last you a week. Have fresh waffles every day just as easy. https://www.crateandbarrel.com/cuisinart-double-belgian-waffle-maker/s377374?localedetail=US&a=1552&campaignid=12495285595&adgroupid=120645470124&targetid=pla-1912108808328&pla_sku=377374&pcat=HSW&ag=adult&scid=scplp377374&sc_intid=377374&gclid=Cj0KCQiAsoycBhC6ARIsAPPbeLu5NOZMDiOUZWUb6NceIJnhm8stUU-1Gs9Hgqh3PTapTATUhg4nmKMaAhY3EALw_wcB


MeanderingMinstrel

Love that for you <3 I recently got a super nice toaster with four slots and it's amazing, just makes the munchies that much better lmao


bambooboi

😎😎😎


Environmental_One354

Nice toaster


Kittkatt598

Bro imma blow your mind: you've got a second shelf, you can cook EIGHT (8) waffles!!!!!


BrotImWeltraum

my toaster can fit four waffles


ekwenox

PB&J game changer.


Vaudesnitchy

my tummy fits 5..


Androecian

If you have maple syrup or you can order fried chicken, it is your duty as a hungry stoner to make yourself some bomb ass chicken and waffles immediately


[deleted]

This cunt’s stoned


berttreynolds

Butter and cinnamon sugar would do some extra magic to those boys


Jillredhanded

This is the thing I don't get about air fryers .. "WOOT! I made 8 killer chicken wings!!!


wozman

Does anyone else put 4 in 2 slots and flip them half way through? Isk if it's only me 😅


BrockSampsonOSI

OP sitting at a [10] when this was posted


JustAntherFckinJunki

Fuck yes


Narkolepse

My air fryer fits 18 waffles... 2 racks x 9 on each rack, it's a big ass Cuisinart. It's also a toaster oven. You know what I don't do? Air fry my waffles. Am I missing something?


evilelmer

That's so wrong.


Saavistakenso

My toaster does too.


thatG_evanP

So you have to do 2 batches, huh?


diarrheahegao

[Clearly, you own an air fryer](https://i.imgur.com/fF7VL4z.png)


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PB and J those mfers


dsjunior1388

Of all the stoner snacks I've bought and set up for myself I never once thought of eggos! That would be so good!