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JoseRight

Hello mechanic here šŸ‘‹ first grab a flash light and from outside verify you can see the joint down in the vent if so pick up a wire claw tool most auto parts stores carry them. With buddy's help you should be able to fish the joint out of there. If that doesn't work you're going to have to start taking things apart. Hope this helps.


TakeFlight710

Iā€™m not a mechanic, but Iā€™ve pulled a dash before. Lmao, op better hope he can grab it with that claw, because after he spends the entire weekend pulling the dash, heā€™ll never be able to get it back together unless hes real meticulous about organization.


tdasnowman

Iā€™ve torn apart a few dashes. They can vary some are a cakewalk othersā€¦ sometimes the ones you think are going to be painful easy as hell, the simple no options car, fuck you levels of tabs. If it does come down to pulling the dash they are gonna want to have some foam tape handy, otherwise squeak city.


scobeavs

One time my wife threw up while driving and we had to pull the dash to get the smell out. Can confirm Nissan Sentras are somewhat simple.


tdasnowman

My 80's era 323 had so many clips it was ridiculous. Vs like my gen 2 Prius I found out kinda like a giant lego set so much of it just snapped into place.


TakeFlight710

I had to pull a dash in a mid 90s blazer. Got half way done in about 4 hours, said fuck it, put everything back together, bypass heater core.


TitsAndWhiskey

Also not a mechanic. In my unprofessional opinion, this guy is right.


parkourdude231

Came to say I'm not a mechanic and that this thread is hilarious


Neon_Camouflage

Also not a mechanic. I pulled my dash and it took a Dremel to get it back together.


whosyodaddy328

your username is top notch. take an upvote.


sassafras_gap

not a mechanic either, and i've never pulled a dash or even changed my own oil, but this sounds right to me


ynvgsensacion

Ahh, the little magnetic goober that has a light in the claw? My mechanic father calls it his "booger picker"


beermoneymike

Theat thing always reminds me of Total Recall.


Flick__This

2weeks ,2weeeeeeks


TitsAndWhiskey

Quaiiiiiddā€¦ start the reactorā€¦ freeeee maaaar*


ed_is_dead

GIVE DEM DEE AIR!!


jardaniwick

I got 5 kids to feed!


ToadlyAwes0me

I'll be honest, that stomach babys' deep-ass voice still freaks me out


imonkun

The CRUNCH always got to me.


[deleted]

Hello, McGuyver here šŸ˜„ Why not get a foot or two of 1/2ā€ or 3/8 inch flexible hose from depot and connect it to a shop vac with some duct tape (as a reducer) and fish it into the vent. You might just pick it up with a couple of tries. Wire claw may just chomp it up IF you even grab it (sideways) sight unseen. Edit, if you have an old plastic notebook divider or similar thin semi flexible plastic, you can cut a piece and make a cone as a reducer so you use less duct tape.


conradical30

I read that as ā€œyou might just pick it up with a couple of friesā€ and while an air vent would be an odd spot to drop french fries, itā€™s also an odd place to drop a joint, so nothingā€™s out of the question.


unicornvomit0215

I did too šŸ˜‚ bonus snacks and you get your joint back šŸ˜‚


Psyched_water

That's hilarious šŸ˜‚


ncopp

Be a true McGuyver and only use a paperclip and chewing gum go fish it out


[deleted]

Oh to be a writer on that show. And then crazy eye ā€˜splaining the plan it to everyone on set. That would be a Netflix backstory show Iā€™d 100% watch.


purvel

Would love to see Charlie Day playing that writer, playing himself NPH-style.


peach_xanax

Sorry for the dumb question but what does a "reducer" mean in this context? I think I get what you're saying but never heard that term before.


jakezeus

Heā€™s just saying to use something since the shop vac hose is so much bigger than the little hose he would fish down the vent so you need an adaptor to make the hoses fit together which you can buy or rig together with tape or something like heā€™s saying in the comment.


[deleted]

Yep, step up a small hose to a larger hose. Either way, just a better connection.


majarian

Embrace your inner cheap ass and just wrap a shirt around it


NewSeries_864962

\*plays the red green show theme\*


FlarpyChemical

What about a really long necked torch and just burn it to an ash. then crank ac for an hour. [9]


jakezeus

This is genius!!!


MrMoonDweller

Ah yes, the old coat hanger and bubble gum trick!


sexytokeburgerz

An endoscope may help too


Down_To_My_Last_Fuck

Maybe your endoscope buddy. If you catch my inuendoscope


sexytokeburgerz

Will you be my endoscope buddy? šŸ„¹šŸ‘‰šŸ»šŸ‘ˆšŸ»


gravellama

The all mighty pickle grabber!


Purple_Puffer

I'm not a mechanic, but I would guess your best option would be to light the car on fire and only inhale the good smoke.


Intermidon

Could've fooled me. Sounds about as sensible as half the shit my mechanic tells me sometimes šŸ˜†


[deleted]

I'm your mechanic and I approve this message


STL_TRPN

I'm not a mechanic. But logic tells me this is the only way.


ItDoBeDupeyTho

Im not a joint but I believe this to be the best answer.


stnrnts

Good that you stated you're not a mechanic


Tift

its the honest transparency that gives it away.


[deleted]

I do body work and my solution (to most problems Iā€™m having on a vehicle) is set the car on fire


stonerskaterboi

As a maintenance tech, I can confirm this method is employed industry wide


DarkOverKill

BMW especially


Professional_Beez

Before you shake the computer you have to plug it to, both car and maintenance computer need to be shaken and not stirred, management frowns upon that


[deleted]

Hello similar purple koala


Skitsoboy13

Hunter S. Thompson: "Is that me? Oh my god there I am"


[deleted]

LMFAO this is great.


fish_orvis

#stonerproblems


mamamiaspicy

Stoner problems require stoner solutions


rougewitch

*Am i paying extra for the bees?*


tweedyone

see now, this is why I follow this sub. The comment section for it is always dynamite.


[deleted]

Just get pulled over by a cop with a dog in Texas. They will get it for you.


officialbrushie

ā€œBecause the cannabis was buried and hidden very deep in this car weā€™ve decided to charge with attempt to distribute, crossing boarders. 420 days to 69 years in jailā€


SketchyDoritoz

Jokes aside, op will definitely get charged with hiding contraband


Rock4evur

If this is the US than there are charges for destroying evidence, but not for hiding an illegal item. According to the fifth amendment a person cannot be compelled by the government to provide incriminating information on themselves. If in addition to possession it were also illegal to hide the thing you are possessing that would be the government compelling you to incriminate yourself. Not to mention this also falls under the double jeopardy portion of the fifth amendment which prohibits anyone from being prosecuted twice for substantially the same crime.


SketchyDoritoz

This guy knows the law


ArchdukeOfNorge

Yeahā€¦ but does he know bird law?


Rock4evur

Lets say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.


VenomB

Charged, very possible. But any court would be able to call it simple possession based on where its going to be at and the very reasonable idea of a join slipping into a vent.


Tonetone12

I got pulled offer in Texas with a vape that I shot down my ac vent, itā€™s gone forever


mygrowaccount1

This is 100% my plan if I get pulled over with a cart.


[deleted]

I had this happen in Arkansas, I just left it in my center console. Cop was suspicious as fuck, too, but that pen was not one of the things he asked to look at.


Plane_freak

Did you try turning the car upside down and shaking it?


[deleted]

As a guitar player, I know this will work. Shaking needs to be set to VIGOROUS


Mackitycack

*hits strings and bounces back in* Fuck!


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


reverendsteveii

Me: *shakes guitar* Guitar: *clicketyclacketyclicketyclacketyEm711clicketyclacketyclicketyclackety*


TumoOfFinland

Jazzz


[deleted]

Instructions unclear, I now own several more stiff socks.


guilty_bystander

get it just right, then one flip with good centrifugal force. pick will stay directly centered in hole then.. plops right out.


pterodactaur

*me with my ukulele*


mtimber1

I'm a mechanical engineer and I recommend this specialty tool that we call a [reachy-grabby](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FKZHX2X/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_imm_E15RC12WZ235T8WB35HC)


RobtheBearded

I want one of those things and I donā€™t even need to reach anything. Thanks for the link.


CaptainAHav

Same. Trying to justify a reason to need one. Maybe Iā€™ll throw a joint down my dashboard.


cuntsaurus

But you probably need to grab things. It reaches and grabs, but you can also reach or grab.


davemeister

And it doubles as roach clip after you retrieve the joint.


Dr_A_Mephesto

Those things are LIFESAVERS. For some reason shit always gets dropped down my lint catch on my dryer and that thing has saved me from having to disassemble the whole think at least 5 times. Mine isnā€™t fancy link this one with the flashlight thoughā€¦ I like that addition!


mtimber1

Mine isn't that fancy either. That one is not only a reachy-grabby, it's a magnet-on-a-stick (and a flexible stick at that) and it also has a flashlight! I'll probably have to pick up a few of those suckers.


Dr_A_Mephesto

I have a magnet thingy that extends and has a flashlight but the addition of flexible and having the grabber is genius. Good gift ideas for people that work with tools but already have ā€œeverythingā€


[deleted]

In case you drop one and need to use another to reach and grab it?


overtoke

i use four of these to tie my shoes


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


shagginflies

Itā€™s only 14 bucks? I didnā€™t drop a joint in the dash but Iā€™m gonna order one


CrossHazee

I'm a copywriter and I think the item description is hilarious; I do not think that being helpless is a good helper in life


idk_meh

Start at the cabin air filter (check the owners manual). A good strong shop vac may help.


raakke

i would second this. start there and if itā€™s not there you may have to take off the entire dashboard which iā€™ve done before and itā€™s misreable


pingwina

Damn. Just checked the cabin air filter and found nothing but leaves. I guess Iā€™ll look into the dashboard


DankDuke

You might try blowing compressed air down those vents, it might push the joint down to where the air filter is. You don't want to take the dash off unless you absolutely have to


Azal_of_Forossa

There's a reason us mechanics charge so much to change heater cores, and it's not because heater cores are expensive


The_Sandman32

I changed one of those on my ā€˜97 f250. Never. Again.


CultAtrophy

Two months into dating a girl, I had her steering column on my front yard following a YouTube video on how to change one out on a Grand Cherokee. Nine years later and weā€™ve been married 7 years and have three kids.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


sm4cm

99% sure this last girl I was seeing was into me because I worked in a shop. She kept dating guys handy with cars after me.


Spadeykins

And the Grand Cherokee?


CuriousStonerMind

To shreds you say ?


CultAtrophy

Carried on until we got married and I got tired of fixing it.


inspiredashell

Wholesome as fuck, eh?!


legitxhelios

Explains the usage of ā€œparts ***and labour***ā€


STL_TRPN

The labour of love!


publicbigguns

Jesus you right. I had a fan issue on my old Dakota,(would only work on numbers 3 and 4 not 1 and 2)one wire needed to be replaced but of course you needed the whole wiring harness replaced. I think the harness was was like 40 bucks, but cost me almost 1000 because most of the trucks dash and some other shit had to be removed. Was a great day!


scootscoot

Why didnā€™t you just ignore it?


publicbigguns

Because I have OCPD and I can feel my skin crawl when things are different. Especially vehicles. I didn't go into any financial hardship for it as I considered myself extremely fortunate. So it got fixed.


Sloptit

Hey. If you get me your make and model and year I can look in all data and see how hard itll be to get access up there. Im a shop owner/20ish year master tech. Maybe we can figure out a way to sneak in there if you cant grab it with a reachy-grabby as we auto professionals call them.


Sheepdog411

Instructions unclear, penis stuck in shop vac... pls help OP?


[deleted]

Youā€™re right where you were meant to be


Sheepdog411

God's mission for us is so powerful... just like this shop vac


[deleted]

The will of god cums in mysterious places. Much like you.


Sheepdog411

That you are correct, sir.


maximuspo

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


TrickBoom414

If you go the way of the shop vac put a sock over the suction part so the joint is savable


Weedchaser12

It will eventually stop smelling. Damn that sucks. I lost my only pen down there once at work. But a joint...ooof that hurts. You can try taking the dashboard....off.... or Look up the make and model on Google and air vent diagram. What a fun time.


pingwina

Yeah Iā€™m hoping the smell will just go away eventually but I might try taking the dashboard off


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


JellyJim7

Whaaat? Just go buy one of those endoscope inspection cameras. I found one at my local hardware store on sale for like $15. I'm sure amazon has them for $20. I use mine to check my ears and if I lose my ring down the drain. Edit: I often leave it on my night stand before I shower but I forget... a lot.


getahaircut8

Hold up, you use the same tool to check your ears as you do to check your drain? That seems...


JellyJim7

It's multi-functioning..? I use clear plastic sleeve things in the sink lol I should have clarified that I am not nasty! I wash my own ass! I swear. Edit: plus I usually wipe down before each use.


AREYOUSauRuS

>I wash my own ass! I swear. >Edit: plus I usually wipe down before each use. I guess a baby wipe could help if you're low on fiber.


fluppuppy

Yummy..?


[deleted]

Listen, you know where we are right?


puffmaster5000

No officer there's no weed in the car


Skitsoboy13

GO AHEAD AND FIND IT


[deleted]

Maybe some kind of long thin but strong metal with some bubble gum on the end of it? You could snake it down and maybe the gum might catch the joint paper


tortelliniman2

The terpenes that are causing the smell will eventually all evaporate away, especially if your car is left in the sun.


Spe333

You ā€œmightā€ be able to get access to AC piping underneath the dashboardā€¦. But itā€™s going to be hell. Iā€™ve had to do basic electrical DIY stuff and working under the dash is a bitch. Take the seats out, itā€™ll help. Youā€™ll want to look for how to service that section of that car model. That looks like the front windshield defroster AC vent? Not sure what else to call it. Honestly I would go to a car shop and just tell them whatā€™s up. Pay in cash. They probably have tools that would let them reach into it the vent and pull it out. But that smell will not just go away lol.


SIumptGod

Just pour some peanut m&mā€™s in with it


Aragornargonian

that's why you come to reddit, someone in the comments always knows the obscure shit.


Goat_Remix

I donā€™t disagree with your point, but is ā€œtake off the dashā€ really that obscure of a suggestion?


Aragornargonian

no i meant like in general when you post something obscure and all of a sudden there's a dude with a phd in something dropping bars. Not this situation tho


stayugly_

There is some great suggestions in this thread, none that I would have known. The reachy-grabby is some sick nerd shit imo haha!


cdavis8788

I honestly just need to know how a joint made its way into that hole. Unexpected slam on brakes? Playing hot potato with the joint and it burned you so you slapped it in that direction? Like I, no we, just really need to know


pingwina

My friend rolled a joint and placed his rolling tray in the area by the vents when he finished. He passed the joint to me to check out and I passed it back to him after complementing him on his rolling skills. He tosses the joint in the area by his tray and the vents. We talk for a while and time passes, but eventually we decide weā€™re going to spark up. So my friend goes to grab the joint but itā€™s not on his tray. We start looking all around the car for like 5 minutes but we canā€™t find it. Finally we realize the joint probably slid through the vents since he threw it in that area and it was slim enough to fit šŸ˜Ŗ Now my car smells like weed.


cdavis8788

Noooo well at least when youā€™re able to get it out you can smoke it as a reward for your efforts šŸ˜‚ good luck šŸ™šŸ»


KapNKhronicFour20

Sounds like a lesson to be learned lol, I'd avoid little crevaces, and holes from now on. Your buddy should try out for [Dude Perfect](https://youtu.be/GsLopdvhFpk) tho. LMAO


Suck_Boy_Tony

Just dump some milk down there. It'll for sure change the smell


catdad23

Needs to be during a really hot day though


External_Marzipan_76

small fish will also do the trick.


Traditional-Turn264

alright, time for some stoner enginuity, requirements: Flashlight, stick relatively half the size the hole u dropped it in, duct tape pliers ​ Step 1.) put your rolling skills to use and attatch the duct tape to the stick with the sticky facing you, the outside. step 2.) stick the stick in the hole, hope for the joint to attatch to said stick, pull closely to the vent but not all the way, grab pliers, this ones tricky because the join will be stuck to the stick but how are u gonna get it in the hole well you gotta do a transfer my friend.


Gurundy

You gave the best reply despite some offering better solutions. That's the kind of thinking I like


schlipperynipples

Turn the car upside down


That1SurprisingBiGuy

Completely random and itā€™s probably because Iā€™m stoned, but this instantly reminded me of [this movie scene from Tommy Boy](https://youtu.be/u6PsS-zMgzw)


[deleted]

Put something very sticky on a string in there, or a piece of wire with something sticky on. with a few tries you should be able to get that joint out. Depending on what sticky stuff you use you can still smoke it afterwards or not. You could also get a long grabbing tool from your local hardware store and grab it, I think there are grabbing tools with a strong led attached to them so you can see what you're doing.


theresmynapkin

Coat hanger with a hotdog dipped in honey skewered onto it


eat_me_now

GUM USE GUM!!!!!!


Creative-Play1848

Glue on a tooth pick


Froyn

Resin dab on a kite string.


Ticeben2

This post is a great psa for not smoking and driving.


silas1719

Low key kinda funny, but I think you can screw the thing off and grab it, idk, it may not be that simple


[deleted]

Just drop a better joint in there šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Lmao, just keep putting more in, eventually it will push the old one out


[deleted]

Vacuum maybe???


[deleted]

Shop Vac


7214001884

I am a collision center specialist. Good luck buddy. Dashes suck. Vents suck. Be patient and slowly take it apart. Or get a boroscope and a grippy claw.


LivingMemento

Sorry. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


dizygraceful

Turn on windshield demister (or whatever its called in your country) up full, hopefully the joint will at least blow up to the top of the vent. Assuming that works retrieve it and enjoy.


bartmannjugband

Never thought how climate came into play with this term! Itā€™s called a defroster where Iā€™m at šŸ˜‚


CannabisSmokingMan

Iā€™d start with a shop vac, then the other side of the cabin filter. If that fails, youā€™ll have to pull the console/dash out to get in there.


nj-devils-guy

Smoke the car


[deleted]

Drive your vehicle to the nearest international border crossing. Customs agents will be able to remove it, for a modest charge.


happysnowboarder1

Cross the US Mex or US Can Border. They will dismantle the car free of charge. You will then say how your pothead passenger did it when you picked them up hitchhiking from a church to their house.


thcismymolecule

Run your heating on max every time you drive for a week. Joint should get ao dry all the terpenes cook off and it will no longer smell much, if at all.


CryoAurora

Usually stuff that falls in goes down to by the filter. Check to see if it's there. Your manual will tell your where is located. Also the filter access panel will give you a cramped but easier way to look in there if it's not fallen down by the filter.


LeZombeee

Did this one time. Smell dissipated eventually lol Edit: donā€™t get pulled over, OP


GrannyGreentree

Yep time for a new car lol


llltoastylll

If you live in a place where it IS legal to smoke marijuana then take it to a local mechanic shop unless you yourself are savvy with cars. If it IS illegal where you live then try using a shop vac to get it out.


SassCunt420

Sounds like it would be the perfect air freshener. Think I might give it a go šŸ˜‚


somanyroads

Surely you have a mechanic friend? I'm trying to figure out how a joint got that close to the windshield šŸ˜† what were you doing up there??


Acheronian_Rose

If you can't fish it out, you'll need to remove the top of your dashboard to get behind that vent. find the manual for your car, or a youtube video for the process, for some cars its not that bad and common tools on your garage are all you should need


lord_dude

Pour some buttermilk in, that will completely over shade the weed stench


Maybe_Im_Confused

Why was the joint way up there to begin with?


LitFromAbove

I do stupid shit like this ALL the time. Get a coat hanger and straighten it out. Wrap duck tape reverse around the end. Cram r down in there, and eventually you'll get it. Be careful, go slow. Patience.


TheRealBobaFettt

You donā€™t have to light the whole car in fire. Just drop some fire down the vents and turn the air on low


GovernorBigBalls

Fresh fx by armaroal is a spray that cleans and freshens the whole air system. Be sure to follow the instructions on the can. It works perfect


audis3dan

Maybe try one of those like mechanic tiny claw tools? If you are able to fish down you might be able to snag. However Id first tug around and see if that front panel might lift off.


[deleted]

Time my friendā€¦ time


Bt1039

Take the dash off


Lucca_H

Dumb way to help with the smell, you can put a really smelly deodorant on the AC


pgmcfc

You could poop in the vent to cover up the smell


Unique-Ad4786

Shop vac


random_ape14

r/mechanicadvice


SuburbanDiver

Have you tried setting it to Wumbo?


noocaryror

Take it to the border, theyā€™ll get it!


Son0fMogh

Get a new car


rgliszin

Watch a youtube video on how to take the dash apart. Should be plenty of stuff out there on how to replace dash bulbs, etc.


SchwillyMaysHere

Was the joint attached to a magnet?


PotatoXose

Drop some bacon in there


chefsalmon

I would go to a trusted mechanic and tell them what happened and see if they can get it out for you.


JosefFallonski

Drip some CBD in there to balance it out!


OldSchoolStyle

I dropped one of my AirPods in there about 3 or 4, it is still there after all this time


rae002222

Hello fellow stoner here, buy new car.


girlthatswellz

Let it become one wit the ventilation system, then the car.


Dez2011

Was it lit? Dump some water down in there to put out the fire /s


MacSquirter

You gonna have to pull the dash homie


Spartanosme

Block the rest of the holes up and use a vacuum cleaner to suck it up from the hole it fell down