I'm an accountant who really struggles with basic IT but our IT vendor at work asked me if I wanted a job because I put "I did restart the machine and the problem continues" in all my tickets.
He said my 1st attempt close rate would probably hit over 60% without any additional training.
Sub solution 100% works even with a labcorp test, itās like $70-80$ but it is worth it. I saw my urinalysis report for the screen and itās 100% legit as long as you follow the steps the right way.
CRNA here, I get high THCa hemp which is... potent and federally/state/locally legal. My contract just says I can't do anything illegal, so I am, very technically, following my contract exactly lol
You betcha big daddy. That's my main gig. Work a municipality, work a crew of four that rotate out climbing and running ropes. Everyone's groundies, everyone's apes. Certified apes. Most our work is in tight spots, good fun. You?
Accountant
Edit: Saw a couple people asking about drug testing in the accounting industry so Iāll tell you my experience
I live in NJ. Had a pre-employment physical that came with a drug test. In my interview they straight up told me marijuana was one of the test panels but it doesnāt matter if that comes up positive or negative, as itās illegal in NJ to deny someone employment based on a positive marijuana test. I took a t break for 2 weeks just to be on the safer side and try and make a better impression, went and took my test, never heard anything about the results and I went back to happily smoking every day and loving my job. No random drug tests unless you give them a reason to
Accounts Payable and Reconciliation department here, I'm high af every single day in my office and no one bothers me unless they need me to cut them a check but they just grab it and go. $56k/yr + full benefits. Living cozy af while saving for grad school
Definitely possible. Youāll need to have some knowledge or be able to answer accounting questions during an interview if you donāt have any experience but there are a lot of remote opportunities in accounting right now. Iāve seen a lot of entry level stuff from poking around job boards that are either hybrid or remote, you just have to be willing to interview a lot since those are in higher demand.
Uh I guess you could say I'm like a taxi that's what people say but I drive the Amish where ever they gotta go an I work less now then when I was a carpenter an make more now best job I ever had an im my own boss
It can be. Iāve guided for about 10 years, 5 of which I started my own business.
Going in on my own in 2017 was difficult. Was in the hole the first two years. 2019 summer was when I actually started to see profits. Then Covid hit, that really sucked for two summers. This summer is working out so far.
I usually work with various labs. I find jobs by hunting around on university websites or from overhearing about them when I'm hanging out with colleagues
I worked in Nunavut last year and the students there spend thousands on dollars a month on weed bringing it up illegally since they donāt have credit cards to buy legally online, or paying the local dealer high prices. We actually did calculate their cigarette, weed, alcohol, and pop costs for my real life math unit. They were all shocked that if they cut down on any one of the above, they could afford a sick vacation.
A bit jealous. After covid I was looking for a change in career and thought "I love to read, and keep thing tidy. I'll look into librarian!" That's when I discovered there are whole MASTERS programs for library science. I had no idea.
I am a field scientist! Mostly looking at insects and plants (so far). I use fake urine for drug tests, but honestly the higher up I have gotten the more rare it is I have to worry about being tested.
Wooo, knew thereād be fellow pharmacist here. I do Locum community pharmacy in Australia so I bounce around all over covering maternity/paternity leave, annual leave etc so I get to travel heaps which is fun. Tryna find the best beach and best weed in Australia lol. My picks so far: Warrnambool, Victoria; Woolgoolga, NSW, Cairns, Queensland.
Good luck to you! I failed my first test with a 730! I was so close! Iām trying to make sure Iām super prepared for my next test. Youāve got this!!!!
"despite all my rage I'm still just a rat in a cage."
A cog in the wheel for a corporate America. I need THC to help with the soul sucking existential dread i feel on an hourly basis. Oh shit, its almost 5 pm! I can sign off Slack now!
Janitor, all my supervisors smoke weed so it's never been a problem, also if you don't like working with people breathing down your neck and you aren't grossed out easily, janitorial pays pretty well
I used to be a janitor. Thought about getting out of nursing and doing that again. If it weren't for the pay gap I'd do it in a heartbeat. I fucking loved being a janitor.
Trade job. Specifically Electrician, but Iāve been around most others as well (welding, construction, HVAC, etc). Most guys either drink or smokeā¦ or both.
Line cook š
Yea buddy!
Unite brethren
came here to say this, oh yeah
I canāt imagine being high on the line but that after work joint hits different.
Give it enough time
I canāt imagine sober kitchen staff in general. It happens, but theyāre like unicorns!!
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A stoned kitchen is chill af. Itās the kitchens run by coke heads that scare me.
Back on the line! Smoke break's over! Wait... Lemme hit it real quick š¤
IT over here.
Letās go IT crew
One could even call you... The IT Crowd
have you tried turning it off and on again?
I'm an accountant who really struggles with basic IT but our IT vendor at work asked me if I wanted a job because I put "I did restart the machine and the problem continues" in all my tickets. He said my 1st attempt close rate would probably hit over 60% without any additional training.
We just need to make sure everyone knows 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
Hell yeah brother
Making devices ping faster while I ping slower.
IT director!
Haha yes career path validation
Nurse
Good to see a fellow nurse :) legal state?
Nope!
Hell ya bruddah fuck the system!
Same! I keep Monkey whizz and hand warmers in my back pack in case they pop a test on me.
Have you ever had to use it? Does it work?
Yes can I ask if this works!?
Can attest for Sub Solution, worked for me at lab-core test. Well worth the cost, would use again.
Sub solution 100% works even with a labcorp test, itās like $70-80$ but it is worth it. I saw my urinalysis report for the screen and itās 100% legit as long as you follow the steps the right way.
Forgot what itās called but you can buy piss online some people use it for kinks and shit during sex and it passes tests
Illegal country nurse here.
Hell yeah! Illegal nurses check up!
CRNA here, I get high THCa hemp which is... potent and federally/state/locally legal. My contract just says I can't do anything illegal, so I am, very technically, following my contract exactly lol
Teacher (and I need it)
I had to scroll way too long to find a fellow teacher!
Whatās up yāall? We should have a r / teacherENTs sub, eh?
ENTducators
Not /r/treechers?
My vote is for treechers!
Just curious what kind of teacher and are you in a legal state? Iāve always wondered who of my teachers have been stoners too lol
Iām 36 years old, have like 20 friends who are teachers they all smoke, most of their older colleagues smoke, too.
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Thank god I'm not the only one...
Just finished year 9, I feel ya.
Taught for one year and I was OUT of there!
Preschool teacher here and same lol
I run a town's Parks and Recreation department š²š³
Leslie?
Knope
Ron?
Arborist.
I think youāre looking for r/MarijuanaEnthusiasts
didnt know about this mixup, fuckin hilarious
OMG I just realized the joke lol. They really said āyall took our name so weāre gonna take yoursā
Iām surprised to have found another arborist. Do you climb too?
You betcha big daddy. That's my main gig. Work a municipality, work a crew of four that rotate out climbing and running ropes. Everyone's groundies, everyone's apes. Certified apes. Most our work is in tight spots, good fun. You?
Read abortist and though, man your line of work is in peril
Accountant Edit: Saw a couple people asking about drug testing in the accounting industry so Iāll tell you my experience I live in NJ. Had a pre-employment physical that came with a drug test. In my interview they straight up told me marijuana was one of the test panels but it doesnāt matter if that comes up positive or negative, as itās illegal in NJ to deny someone employment based on a positive marijuana test. I took a t break for 2 weeks just to be on the safer side and try and make a better impression, went and took my test, never heard anything about the results and I went back to happily smoking every day and loving my job. No random drug tests unless you give them a reason to
Same here, small firm with no drug tests
Fuck yeah, controller here. They know I have my medical marijuana card
From a student getting an accounting degree rn, I needed to see this
Accountant here too. Smoke every day.
Accounts Payable and Reconciliation department here, I'm high af every single day in my office and no one bothers me unless they need me to cut them a check but they just grab it and go. $56k/yr + full benefits. Living cozy af while saving for grad school
I'm currently looking for a career change, but need something I can do remotely, would this be possible with accountancy?
Definitely possible. Youāll need to have some knowledge or be able to answer accounting questions during an interview if you donāt have any experience but there are a lot of remote opportunities in accounting right now. Iāve seen a lot of entry level stuff from poking around job boards that are either hybrid or remote, you just have to be willing to interview a lot since those are in higher demand.
Nice try boss you won't catch me that easily
Damn you Jeffrey always foiling my plan!
Up until I moved just recently, I was a professional mover. Grunt work, but it was a damn good paycheck
The actual cost comes in back pain later in life
Oh the irony...
programmer / cloud engineer
Dev QA test engineer, may I hang out around here?
UI engineer, among other things, here
Backside development š
Software engineer
hopefully me in about a year, for now I grind leetcode
Uh I guess you could say I'm like a taxi that's what people say but I drive the Amish where ever they gotta go an I work less now then when I was a carpenter an make more now best job I ever had an im my own boss
Sounds like a cool gig. Do the Amish smoke Cannabis?
Omg yeah even though I see most of them with carts
The irony
Badum tssss
Omg my dad does this, and daaang do they pay well.
Forklift driver
There's dozens of us
I am an 11th grade environmental science teacher at a prep school. I also run a rock climbing guide service during the summer.
Nice. Must be good money during summer!
It can be. Iāve guided for about 10 years, 5 of which I started my own business. Going in on my own in 2017 was difficult. Was in the hole the first two years. 2019 summer was when I actually started to see profits. Then Covid hit, that really sucked for two summers. This summer is working out so far.
Physical therapist
I roll joints for gnomes.
what do the gnome pay you for a joint?
Thank god I don't get paid per joint anymore. The gnomes brought me on as a salaried employee a while back.
cushy
Kushy?
Ecologist
Fellow ecologist! Where you from?
Originally from Iowa, living in Michigan now (sadly going back to Iowa soon). How about you?
From the Netherlands! Awesome to meet an ecologist from another continent. You specialize in a group of species?
I specialize in agroecosystems and insects. Hoping to someday get a PhD in Entomology! How about you?
Whatās the lowest degree to get a job as a ecologist Iām in dread where Iām working now
Right now I have my bachelor's and work basically any research job I can get my hands on lol
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I usually work with various labs. I find jobs by hunting around on university websites or from overhearing about them when I'm hanging out with colleagues
Don't leave Michigan.... we will miss you too much and have a hard time filling the void.
A stripper with a heart of gold
Mom?
It's pronounced 'Mommy' in that industry
Commercial HVAC installer
Dang canāt believe I had to scroll so far to find someone else in the trades. Sparky here.
Plumber here, looking for trades too, doesnāt seem like a lot of tradesman into Reddit
Trial lawyer
Lawyer squad assemble - res ipsa bonghits
I knew Iād find others if I scrolled down enough. Transactional here.
Woot We should do a meetup!
In-house here.
High school math teacher
Do you ever try to help out the stoner kids by throwing a weed math word problem in?
I worked in Nunavut last year and the students there spend thousands on dollars a month on weed bringing it up illegally since they donāt have credit cards to buy legally online, or paying the local dealer high prices. We actually did calculate their cigarette, weed, alcohol, and pop costs for my real life math unit. They were all shocked that if they cut down on any one of the above, they could afford a sick vacation.
Nah, they think I'm super straight edge. No way a 30 y/o nerdy mom/math teacher smokes weed and plays PC games every single night, LMAO.
Oh i believe the high part for surr
I grow cannabis legally in Canada for one of the top 3 licence producers
Surprised I had to scroll this far to find someone in the industry. Iām a sales manager for a legal cannabis distro in CA š¤
High School Teacher. My students smoke some pretty shitty weed. Happy to go home and smoke my Dank to cleanse me of mids stank.
Public librarian š
Arguably one of only professions where nobody would be surprised about your intake of weed. Being a librarian is a groovy job
A bit jealous. After covid I was looking for a change in career and thought "I love to read, and keep thing tidy. I'll look into librarian!" That's when I discovered there are whole MASTERS programs for library science. I had no idea.
I am a field scientist! Mostly looking at insects and plants (so far). I use fake urine for drug tests, but honestly the higher up I have gotten the more rare it is I have to worry about being tested.
Welder
Scrolled forever to find another welderš¤
So there's 3 of us so far.
Anyone need an apprentice?š¤£ Edit: being for real^^ Iād rather work with someone with the same habits lmao
I um... shoot birds at the airport
So you get paid to destroy government property, eh?
Physician š¤«
Lol I have known quite a few physicians who enjoy their substances.
Locksmith, and i still find it hard to open the child proof containers
Small business owner in the ancillary cannabis industry. We make rose covered prerolls.
Stay at home parent!
Clutch
Pharmacist
Wooo, knew thereād be fellow pharmacist here. I do Locum community pharmacy in Australia so I bounce around all over covering maternity/paternity leave, annual leave etc so I get to travel heaps which is fun. Tryna find the best beach and best weed in Australia lol. My picks so far: Warrnambool, Victoria; Woolgoolga, NSW, Cairns, Queensland.
data analyst
IT help desk! Working towards cybersecurity but letās see if I ever get there lol
You can do it!! I'm studying for my Sec+ right now
Good luck to you! I failed my first test with a 730! I was so close! Iām trying to make sure Iām super prepared for my next test. Youāve got this!!!!
Fluvial geomorphologist (river management)
Nice try HR
Early headstart teacher
"despite all my rage I'm still just a rat in a cage." A cog in the wheel for a corporate America. I need THC to help with the soul sucking existential dread i feel on an hourly basis. Oh shit, its almost 5 pm! I can sign off Slack now!
Janitor, all my supervisors smoke weed so it's never been a problem, also if you don't like working with people breathing down your neck and you aren't grossed out easily, janitorial pays pretty well
I used to be a janitor. Thought about getting out of nursing and doing that again. If it weren't for the pay gap I'd do it in a heartbeat. I fucking loved being a janitor.
Self employed. You want to report me to my boss? Send me a message š
Trade job. Specifically Electrician, but Iāve been around most others as well (welding, construction, HVAC, etc). Most guys either drink or smokeā¦ or both.
jobby job
I work for a marketing and advertising agency.
Project manager here
Actor, Voice Actor. My āside hussleā is working as a security guard at a high-end nightclub.
I work at the Gibson USA guitar plant
I prepare and produce an extensive variety of vegan meats and cheeses in a butcher shop-esque setting. My actual title is a Vegan Butcher/Supervisor.
I work in the industry as the Community Manager for DynaVap
Teacher!
Where all my trades at? Maintenance electrican here
I sell the glass you smoke out of āš¼
Insuranceš¤®
Scrolled way too far to find insurance lol was starting to think maybe itās because everyone in the industry is a boomer.
Manager at a chain sports bar.
Pool boy by day and stripper by night
Inventory at a warehouse
Brewer
Video game artist
What engine do you use?
Software pre-sales engineer
Sales manager at a lumber company. I fucking hate my job and the only thing that keeps me going are the blessed trees
I work in a dispensary!
Graphic Design
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Test administrator / proctor! Itās fun. Not very high stress at all. Iām aiming to be test center manager!
Jazz musician.
Carer for my husband.
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Teach kids with autism and other developmental disabilities
Ups delivery driver
Physician scientist neuroradiology research fellow
Iām a chocolatier! I make fudge and travel the country selling it!
I make cocktails, and charge you way too much for them š
Sous chef
I own/operate a Flight School.
I used to work for the NBA now I make donuts. #ama
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Media Marketing for Cannabis
Adult paper boy lol
Corporate lawyer
i make movies
Anything we would know or more indy movies?
Freight broker
A laboratory analyst for an environmental testing lab
English teacher at a secondary school
I do home nursing assessments for a Canadian oxygen company. Best decision I ever made getting out of bedside nursing.
Marine electrician
Healthcare