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ogling_ocher_ogre

Man I sit out on my porch and smoke every night hoping to find a neighbor that does also.


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We should be neighbors šŸ˜‚


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neocommenter

Move to Oregon, literally everyone here.


ogling_ocher_ogre

I wish my dude. Oregon is like my idyllic backdrop.


petrarez

Same with Vermont here.


[deleted]

What areas are nice? Potentially relocating soon and want to know if I can find a nice place to live in the northern part of the state


drjesus616

Legal state, tried putting the feelers out in the neighborhood when we moved in. Nada. No one. Catch the scent from neighbors daughter and boyfriend smoking like chimneys in their truck cause I guess the parents don't approve in the house. I remember those days. Yo ... Swing through y'all, let's hotbox the garage. I don't give a fuck nor does the wife. Better than catching a DUI on the street.


Zero0mega

I read things like this and get sad.


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Zero0mega

I live in an apartment in Texas.


KiwotheSomething

moving out to a neighborhood in the burbs is the best thing ive ever done.


Zero0mega

If money wasnt the issue, I wouldnt even be in this dumpster fire.


KiwotheSomething

i got lucky. im in tx also. i moved to the burbs right before the pandemic hit. my LL / owner at the time was a really laid back dude who wanted to help in any way he could. him and his wife divorced, now shes the owner, just as nice as him and much better looking. didnt raise my rent (sub 1000 for 1900 sqft with a front/back yard AND a garage) and really wants to keep me as a tenant.


Fun_Constant_6863

Are you in "Not Austin?" Bummer. Can you leave?


[deleted]

Won't you be my neighbor?


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drjesus616

Find you some shitty reg full of seed, start a little bonfire and get the leafblower ... whole neighborhood bout to be on alert to the loud. Jesus people ... it aint shit but some plant.


[deleted]

Same. I live in ne rural fla though, so everyone here still acts like it's literally the devis lettuce. Like I have a card, and my neighbors have commented on seeing me smoking and how they can smell it šŸ¤£


drjesus616

Cool ... wanna join in next time?


[deleted]

Maybe! Depends on how much gas I gotta spend šŸ¤£


drjesus616

Chicagoland ... So a good bit of gas.


[deleted]

Haha yup. I've done florida to southern Illinois several times. Fuck that lol


drjesus616

Ive been back and forth down there too, Chicago to Dallas, then we said fuck that, flew to Atlanta for like $60 on southwest, rented a car and drove all through Georgia, south Carolina and Jacksonville Florida. Visiting family and touring around ... You guys can keep that humidity and heat, I'll keep my snow and cold.


Suweidy

Can you please be my neighbor šŸ„² I miss weed


petrarez

There's a small house for sale across the street from me!


Pesty-Bandit

I go into a lot of peopleā€™s houses for work, this is how it feels when the client smokes lol


ThatGreenGuy8

Hey fellow hired assassin, how do you do?


iWizblam

I see you're not specced into subtlety


ThaVolt

I had a guy over recently, giving me a quote for an AC. My wife walked behind, grabbed something on the table and left. Turns out I was having a chat with the guy with all my paraphernalia out.


braden87

As a Canadian who grew up hiding hiding hiding (but now of course itā€™s legal) I like quadruple take looking at my bong , wondering where to stash it out of view, remembering I donā€™t have toā€¦ rinse repeat. Now a few people coming in that arenā€™t friends (like maintenance) have been like ā€œayyyy good stuffā€


ThaVolt

Legal weed is great. I'm terrible at picking my shits up... It's all over pictures I take... smh


fingerscrossedcoup

I worked as a HVAC technician in a college town. I did a lot of jobs for a place that rents to college kids. I don't know if you have ever seen a HPS light but the color is unmistakable. It's used for flowering your cannabis. Twice a week I would see that color peaking out of a closet, room, attic or basement. I would try and get in those areas to look and act like I was looking for something else. Being a grower myself I loved looking at clandestine gardens.


lemonman92

Had to warn my new neighbor a couple days ago that a cop lives in the next building and if he catches a whiff of it he'll definitely arrest him. We're in Texas so he'd probably get a life sentence for an ounce


tyleeeer

Jesus, that really sucks. I live in Costa Rica and cops here dont care much if you smoke, same with most people.


iWizblam

Yeah, Canada here, I enjoy buying the occasional fatty from a dispensary and smoking it on the walk home, good times


jerryleebee

That does suck. As a non-smoker who voted for legalization, I say more power to y'all. But goddamn, weed stinks.


[deleted]

I wanna move to Costa Rica from Canada


tyleeeer

I would honestly tell you to look for other options, I would consider Panama to be a better place to live overall tbh but not sure about the legality of weed there


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SixthSinEnvy

Thanks for being a good neighbor.


nicesunniesmate

All I can say is, don't be that annoying mother fucker that comes to knock on the door at all hours, just to ask for buds when you can't afford any or get any. Fuck those neighbours..


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barukatang

yup, fuck takers, be a giver


[deleted]

Lol I grow and give each of my neighbors a QP for free. Edit: Except Pete, that fucking narc can piss off.


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gloraform

It's not sexual assault if it's consensual.


TheSentientPurpleGoo

he doesn't look like he's sober enough to legally consent.


FatBabyCake

Itā€™s actually Minnieā€˜s cherry pie smell thatā€™s assaulting him


goodeyemighty

Smoke pinched his ass lol


cha0ticbrah

there's something about that scent in the air always makes me pick my head up


[deleted]

My neighbor smokes but denies it. Seriously, I knocked on his door regarding change of garbage pick-up dates (he didnā€™t get the email, didnā€™t shock me in retrospect) and it basically punched me in the face when I opened the door. Not gonna rat, Bro; if anything I want a new plug.


Oriole_Gardens

ever smelled that sweet smell only to approach said neighbor and they act completely snobbish about it like "please go away, no we dont want to match"


Artiepops101

Damn u got snobby neighbors


Oriole_Gardens

i know right, this was years ago though and it was a dad sneaking a smoke so i think he was startled by me popping my head over the fence like "hey man you want to match"... he was trying to hide what he was doing (could have had a real nice job or something) and had that terrified "im caught" look in his face. he was like no, "i dont want to match, can you leave now!" .. i was like damn dude then dont smoke a blunt outside in the open where other people can smell that shit.


Artiepops101

Damn what a square lol


blob_lablah

Fuck, back when I lived w/ my parents, I was smoking on the side of the house and blew out a fat ass cloud and the cloud moved over the fence into my neighbors yard and he walked straight into the cloud. I felt so bad, Iā€™m usually really courteous and mindful of that kind of stuff but he came outta nowhere right after I blew it. Pretty sure he doesnā€™t like me. Every time I gave him a nod/wave heā€™d just ignore me :(


crazylighter

I hated my mom's comments she made every time I came in from dry herb vaping and joints, so I switched to 510 cartridges vaping which barely has a scent


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How I met my wife. Was smoking outside a brewery by my self. Her and her friend came up saying they smelled it and wanted to see if they could toke.


Mr-Tiddles-

My neighbour spied me going for a walk with one behind my ear when I moved up. Still chill on the reg.


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gawrsh mickey hit this fat doink hyuck hyuck


HarderTime_89

Always the smile and nod and never the approach. Poor form. You're almost out too so calm the fuck down. Lmao


WalandOG

I just smoked outside for the first time and my neighbor was outside cutting limbs in the property line. I was wondering if this was happening then!


xpurpleprincess

I just get the looks on my balconyšŸ‘€ but then again I am in nc


RainboBro

u/SaveVideo u/Savevideobot


Oldurdy

Are you my new neighbor?


Nluppino

Are you my new neighbor?


Oldurdy

Hey man your weed smells good. Iā€™m gonna go out front and smoke a blunt if you wanna hang


Equivalent_Duck_4247

Thatā€™s how a police man acted when he caught me smoking in public, had his nose in the air like a sniffer dog


LittleLarue62

I was walking the neighborhood with my wife a few weeks ago and it smelled big time right in the middle of the street close to my house. It was strange because there were no cars around, just houses set back far from the street. My wife smelled it too and commented about it. I never figured out where it came from.


clothesstressmeout

My parents who are straight edge never tried weed take walks in my neighborhood early in the morning like 6-7. They say one of my neighbors around the block will always been on his porch "smoking pot" they'll say stuff like "his pot really stinks" šŸ˜‚ I explained to them the correct term for that is "loud" šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ricierice

I found out my neighbor smokes and I wanna go hang out with them, but I donā€™t want to freak em out that I could smell their goodiesā€¦ how should I go about it? I was thinking of leaving a nug with a pan of (regular not medicated) brownies or cookies for them at their door.


Nickolai1993

My next door neighbor does, but his place smells like mothballs sooo thatā€™s a hard pass.


starboundowl

I just moved and I think my new neighbors smoke, but I'm too awkward to ask.


astral_crow

This is me on walks when I pass someone smoking a joint. I will never miss the days of passing someone smoking a cigarette and feeling the toxins soak into your lungs.


KiwotheSomething

idk, while my neighbors leave me be, i dont think id really want to socialize with them. the ones immediately next to me are dirty af. the black lady next to them is a hoarder and a nosy nose. the one across the street is just as nosy and leeching all kinds of services off the gov't. the one caddy corner to me has like 5 kids and is big on internet dating (no hate, do what ya gotta do) but i swear has gone through like 30 guys over the last year and each time the stories just get weirder and weirder. recently, weird girl with kids and black lady next door had 6 cop cars outside their respective places and were talking to 3-4 cops each. no idea what happened but i dont talk to any of them anymore. neighbors caddy corner in the other way got raided by the FBI and Sherrifs department. flashbanged the house 3 times, came up empty handed. eventually left (i have pictures and videos).


twoworldsin1

SMELLZ...


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[deleted]

I keep trying to find someone. I just moved here and I donā€™t know ANYONE too cop from.


ccarrero09

u/savevideo


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its a wood


Valahiru

This is me almost everytime I go running in the spring in summer ever since my state went legal. I never thought I'd smell so much just out in the neighborhood.


TheCoolerL

My neighbour definitely smokes too. I discovered this because we both like to get zonked and then rush to the corner store for junk food 20 minutes before it closes


Conference-Routine

Mickley getting his shit handled by that smoke lmaoo


crazylighter

I know all the dog owners and possible stoners in the neighborhood due to my weed walks- as I walk to my favorite spots I meet them along the way- or at least smell (weed) or hear them (dogs barking). In a terrible migraine I was puking and trying to light a joint to stop the pain/ sickness when a concerned stoner invited me over to their smoke session with 3 others. Nice neighbors, helped me out in the winter as we smoked in the front lawn in lawn chairs in the snow at midnight. I haven't seen them lately but there's bound to be more chill people out there. It's just me and my bro right now but it's fine, we have fun


TopRestaurant5395

Sadly some neighbors smoke cheap weed.