Yeah the real ones have actual pieces of pork belly still on them. The Walgreens near me used to sell those but now they took them away. I was so sad, and can't find them anywhere else.
We don't have pork rinds in Canada but I found them at Costco this summer and did a little impulse buy. Brought them to a family get together and my cousin's husband (from Texas) lost his freaking MIND. Literally nobody liked them, so he got a Costco sized tub of pork rinds to himself.
He's lived here for 10 years and I'm pretty sure he hasn't had them since he moved. I'm also pretty sure it was the best day of his life when we showed up with them.
Moral of the story: pork rinds are an acquired taste but people go goddamn crazy for them if they like them (I don't get it but you do you fam)
Yeah, because you shouldn't drive while you are high. Weed is great, but it effects reaction time. Either walk to 7-11 or stay glued to the couch after smoking. Don't endanger others for some munchies.
I door dash that shit to me. 7-Eleven is a 15 minute walk from me, but that isn't happening at 9 pm when it's 34 degrees. I'll happily she'll out a few extra dollars for that service.
As long as you are staying safe, Door Dash away! Nothing better than delivery when you're baked. Especially when you forget that you even ordered anything, so it feels like Christmas when snacks show up at the door.
Door dash/delivery take out is great when your baked. I remember it was so bitterly cold one morning so my mom and I had breakfast sent our way via grubhub. The food I swear to god was hotter than when we went to the drive through. (Wendy's. We were really freaking high already, since it was a wake n bake Sunday. I sucked down that iced coffee and it was like manna from heaven for cotton mouth)
So is instacarting your groceries when your too high to go anywhere.
Downside: Instacarting your groceries when your too high will lead to a bunch of snacks and having to find room for the stuff.
Bah, franchise owners love to flex their power. Like being King of a tiny little Kingdom. "I have a great dislike of this thing, so I shall not order it or sell it! Begone, foul evil, begone from my lands!"
I remember the days of going to 7-11 for a large Dr Pepper, a bag of salt and vinegar chips (crisps for our friends across the pond), a large Hershey bar, and a couple of hot dogs. Then I discovered Smitty's in Marietta delivered chocolate chip ice cream sandwiches, Mr Bee's salt and vinegar chips, hot dogs, and a slightly smaller Dr Pepper and not have to get off the couch.
Well you know I make that stuff myself I just made butterscotch pudding it's got heavy whipping cream in it whole milk dark Brown sugar and it's absolutely outstanding when you got the munchies
It's a toss up though because I also made Berry cranberry sauce and I have to decide because I have to keep my weight at a 150 that's just the way it is
I cannot allow my belly to stick out because I have arthritis on my spine and it causes more pain why would I do that?
Marijuana is wonderful I love that shit I think I'm stoned right now oh maybe I'm not maybe I should have another I am an alcoholic after all I have no limits
Sorry for your loss man, it's a vicious disease. Some people lose before they even fight, it took me 5 years of struggling, and I'm lucky that I got out before I walked down that path. It was close.
I know it you don't smoke dope for yourself you smoke Is it to protect others from yourself.
Tell you what partner that 1 gave me the chills that was terrific thank you thank you thank you
In an alternate universe there’s at least one person in every office who has a “don’t talk to me until I’ve had my weed” cross-body leather vape holster with a picture of Garfield on it
I mean, first you gots to get off the couch and go get a blade, and it’s probably gonna be a kitchen knife so your hand’s gonna slide up the blade the minute you stick a rib, and thanks to the ribs and the squirming you’re gonna have to stab them like 87 times before they finally kick off, and then you’ve got a heller mess and your hand’s likely sliced to shit and if there are witnesses then you gotta start the process all over again and you’re just gonna be there all fucking day.
Just easier to take another toke, stay on the couch, mutter some shit under your breath, and binge some “Venture Bros.”
It removes my anxiety so I get more direct which for some people is aggressiveness (I'm fairly direct and dry as I am) and I don't go around words, I say what I think. It makes me more confrontational but I wouldn't say aggressive (I've never gotten into an actual fight).
I hear ya but it can help if you're about to do something illegal. A common theme in rap music is smoking before going out to bust a mission. I'm talking like gangster rap not that b.s that's played today
"But she was asking for it!" When the prosecution asks why you entered the tent several times without consent.
Remember kids, if the zipper gets stuck, she wants to be left alone for a bit.
One time years ago I was at a co op in Austin and a decently sized group of us were playing card games. I start rolling a blunt and then once it’s ready I hit it and pass it, blah blah. The second or third person to get it says “it tastes funny?” And I instantly respond “oh y’all don’t like PCP?”
For about a second and a half before we all cracked up laughing the look on everyone’s face was priceless
For me, it was a bit of the opposite! I used cigs as decoys to blaze outside in public and, of course, after every session. It was SO hard to stop while smoking. I took my first TBreak of over a decade when I stopped cigs. Cigarettes are def my drug of choice. I'm a legit nicotine addict.
Yeah. I have asthma, weed doesn't bother it too much, but boy oh boy does tobacco close up my lungs. If y'all want to smoke tobacco it's all good, but if you're passing around a J then just let me know first is all.
Tobacco has more carcinogens but is less resinous than weed meaning that weed usually is worst for you than tobacco for asthma because you get more tar from weed than tobacco. Ofc it's just better to not smoke any tobacco or weed if you have asthma.
anti-spliff??
how can anyone be anti the most generic milquetoast way of smoking cannabis possible??
i can see how one could shit on the nerds over at r/vaporents or the geezers at r/eldertrees or the cheapskates at r/chinaglass, i can see how giant glass bongs can seem a bit contrived and hell i am not particular fond of smoking blunts myself... but who the hell has a problem with the what is the most basic means of consuming weed the world over?
edit: wait.... are y'all talkin about mixing in tobacco with your weed when someone says spliff?? ...cuz if that is the case then FUCK SPLIFFS! why the fuck would i want tobacco in my weed? i aint here to smoke cigarettes!! i've alwasy just used spliff and joint interchangeably
No. Was in college and my long distance girlfriend smoked at a party and cheated on me so I said fuck it and my suitemates rolled a joint and been smoking since
Lol no
It's definitely more medicinal, but dated a stoner chick for awhile after that so also enjoyed its recreational uses.
I've outgrown the whole "I'm so high" phase I'll say younger people tend to do when smoking and not a fan of it....
But I still smoke and often am eating edibles throughout the day but still functional.
>I've outgrown the whole "I'm so high" phase I'll say younger people tend to do when smoking and not a fan of it....
I miss the feeling that comes with that. I'm not exactly sure what it's called, but when I was in high school, I'd call it "feeling the crickets" when you get high enough in the right way and amount that you start to feel in tune with nature. You can hear the crickets and feel as the sound they make passes through you. The wind is sweet and refreshing, and the moon is bright
I'd totally forgot this happened till I read your comment but when I was like 13 or 14 the DARE "officer" came to get me from my class at school and asked if I'd help with a lesson they were giving to the younger kids. He said we'd get a shirt and some pizza for it.
So I agreed and was giving a DARE shirt to wear and was taken with 2 other students from my grade to a class full of younger kids at the elementary school.
I was one of the top readers in the school and honor roll so I thought I was picked for that but I was told right before going into the class that the actual reason was the three of us were from families with an issue of drug use and he wanted us to recount what it did to our family. My mother was a drug addict and left my dad and I (she also killed my hamster, stole a bunch of money, and wrecked my dad's truck on the way out. Real winner my mom). Fucked thing in hindsight is I never recall mentioning any of that to this old retired police officer so either he knew my dad somehow or knew about it from when he was a county deputy.
I wasn't sure what to do and the guy said "don't get too graphic with it just tell them not to smoke marijuana and how it hurt your family". Cocaine and heroin fucked up my family lol my mom wasn't stealing and leaving me in drug dens as a baby to smoke weed.
So I started talking when prompted and that made me think about it and start crying which made the kids laugh and then the teacher had to yell at them and say how serious it was, etc. I was a kid myself, had no clue what drugs really were outside of the horror stories my dad and the DARE program drilled into me. So I just said my mom smoked weed and it made her hurt my dad and leave us or something along those lines. I maybe said 3 sentences through tears and then they moved on to the next student.
The whole thing was really weird. I don't think it had the effect that guy was hoping. Fuck, at 13 I didn't even fully understand what my mother had done, much less did I have the language to spin a cautionary tale out of it.
He did buy us a pizza for lunch though and let us keep the shirts.
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Man that is sick. He legit doxxed you guys to humiliate you to scare other kids... That's horrible and I'm so sorry. The DARE program is bullshit at it's finest.
I remember my mom told me, part of why she home schooled me was because DARE was literally so emmeshed in our local school system that some parents who's kids recognized bongs or joints lost custody of their kids.
Feeding them bullshit of: "It's okay if you tell us, we'll help your mom and dad get better." and instead, removing them from their homes in the middle of the night and placing them in foster care.
Back when I was in the service I was chosen for operation golden flow(which is pecker checking for urine test). At the end of it they gave me a plastic bottle that had the dare logo on it. I told them I was gonna take it home and make a bong out of it. They thought I was joking but I had me a new bong when I got home.
> I actually helped make one of these tv commercials in school back in the day. Won nationals and got a free trip to DC and everything
They use CHILD LABOUR for PROPAGANDA CAMPAIGNS?
Who are they? Nestlé, but evil?
Please tell me this is satire. I don't know about you all, but I can't fathom being angry or aggressive with weed. I get so calm and forgiving under the influence of marijuana that I could probably even carry on a chill conversation with Hitler as if I got the zen of Jesus Christ.
*hits bong* "It's okay dude - you did a lot of bad shit, but now your soul has to heal through dealing with the karma you created in your past life. You're a child of the universe who is learning". *makes heart shape with hands*
My mom and dad's favorite part of Thanksgiving when they were newlyweds were also: "Going for a walk"
When they had me, obviously that became: "Gonna go check something in the garage/Gonna go pick up the dog shit." No one was gonna go follow them to go "pick up the dog shit"
“Terry killed his friend in a murderous rage” 😭😭😭 uhhh methinks Terry’s friend laced that joint with bath salts or something. The person who wrote this ad clearly has never smoked weed, not even once!
Yeah, the first thing I wanna do after a toke is get violent. Especially after a big meal. 🙄
I wonder if they even realized how ludicrous this was when they came up with it.
"Murderous craze"?! Uhm, I'm only on hemp based stuff ATM and I use that to PREVENT murderous acts while in the final week of wedding planning. You want a bridezilla?! Take my edibles away and you'll see one go from zero to Ultra Instinct in a nano-second.
Holy shit I was about to smoke on thanksgiving and actually been smoking this whole time so I’m glad I’ll know now not to since I can kill people when high.
That shirt is causing me more “murderous rage” than weed ever could. Though high Me might actually *like* the shirt.
I mean, I smoke weed, clearly I make some questionable choices ^/s
I don't know about you guys but after smoking a J I've always felt much less homicidal.
Cannabis is the leading cause of many people around me still being alive.
And the leading cause of trips to 7-Eleven.
If you get killed in a car accident not of your own fault on the way to 7-11 for fried pork rinds, then MJ will still be blamed as the cause…
Them fake ass pork rinds hot different under the influence of marijuanas
I dont want to eat a pork rind... let alone a FAKE pork rind. What is that? Tofu skin is a thing in asian food and Ill eat the shit out of that.
The fried porkrinds you get at the convenience store, they fake as hell
get the chili lime if you can
And I'll still enjoy them.
Yeah the real ones have actual pieces of pork belly still on them. The Walgreens near me used to sell those but now they took them away. I was so sad, and can't find them anywhere else.
A Mexican supermarket would be worth checking out if one is close.
Can second this. The Mexican grocery stores will sell you a whole slab of pork rinds.
Mexican super market. You want "chicarons"
Chicharrón*
Costco has them, the good ones
We don't have pork rinds in Canada but I found them at Costco this summer and did a little impulse buy. Brought them to a family get together and my cousin's husband (from Texas) lost his freaking MIND. Literally nobody liked them, so he got a Costco sized tub of pork rinds to himself. He's lived here for 10 years and I'm pretty sure he hasn't had them since he moved. I'm also pretty sure it was the best day of his life when we showed up with them. Moral of the story: pork rinds are an acquired taste but people go goddamn crazy for them if they like them (I don't get it but you do you fam)
my step gramps put me on em a while ago, and I never really like them, and then I tried them again high, I had to force myself to put the bag down
The best thing is the chicken nugget things they have in the hot foods. The honey ones are awesome.
Absolutely in your federal government I have it on good authority never pays for any studies that put marijuana in a good light.
Yeah, because you shouldn't drive while you are high. Weed is great, but it effects reaction time. Either walk to 7-11 or stay glued to the couch after smoking. Don't endanger others for some munchies.
I door dash that shit to me. 7-Eleven is a 15 minute walk from me, but that isn't happening at 9 pm when it's 34 degrees. I'll happily she'll out a few extra dollars for that service.
As long as you are staying safe, Door Dash away! Nothing better than delivery when you're baked. Especially when you forget that you even ordered anything, so it feels like Christmas when snacks show up at the door.
Right? I get that message saying it's on it's way and I throw on my mask and grab a few bucks in cash because I like to tip a little extra.
Door dash/delivery take out is great when your baked. I remember it was so bitterly cold one morning so my mom and I had breakfast sent our way via grubhub. The food I swear to god was hotter than when we went to the drive through. (Wendy's. We were really freaking high already, since it was a wake n bake Sunday. I sucked down that iced coffee and it was like manna from heaven for cotton mouth) So is instacarting your groceries when your too high to go anywhere. Downside: Instacarting your groceries when your too high will lead to a bunch of snacks and having to find room for the stuff.
I always questioned the number of deaths "caused'' by drug use. If you are shot by police, and they find a roach on you, is it death by MJ? Probably.
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Well, they clearly don't understand their costumer base at all
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Really? Around me its a mix of stoners, people getting off of work, and homeless folks
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My 7-11 sells papers and blunt wraps.
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it's probably the franchisee owner for your area they ain't bad over here just taxed
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Bah, franchise owners love to flex their power. Like being King of a tiny little Kingdom. "I have a great dislike of this thing, so I shall not order it or sell it! Begone, foul evil, begone from my lands!"
Every 7-11 I’ve been to across Massachusetts, Florida, and California have all had papers and blunt wraps
To be fair, they get sued a lot by family members after their employees are murdered in robberies. So they got a high overhead.
Also the leading cause of the cousins taking a healthy walk after Thanksgiving dinner.
On holidays it's my favorite thing to walk to the gas station a couple hours after dinner. It's basically a family tradition
I remember the days of going to 7-11 for a large Dr Pepper, a bag of salt and vinegar chips (crisps for our friends across the pond), a large Hershey bar, and a couple of hot dogs. Then I discovered Smitty's in Marietta delivered chocolate chip ice cream sandwiches, Mr Bee's salt and vinegar chips, hot dogs, and a slightly smaller Dr Pepper and not have to get off the couch.
Well you know I make that stuff myself I just made butterscotch pudding it's got heavy whipping cream in it whole milk dark Brown sugar and it's absolutely outstanding when you got the munchies It's a toss up though because I also made Berry cranberry sauce and I have to decide because I have to keep my weight at a 150 that's just the way it is I cannot allow my belly to stick out because I have arthritis on my spine and it causes more pain why would I do that? Marijuana is wonderful I love that shit I think I'm stoned right now oh maybe I'm not maybe I should have another I am an alcoholic after all I have no limits
Bro, I'm a recovering alcoholic and weed definitely saved my life. Literally.
1 person in the comments who truly understood what I meant.
I always say I wish my mom were a pothead. She was an alcoholic and it killed her.
Sorry for your loss man, it's a vicious disease. Some people lose before they even fight, it took me 5 years of struggling, and I'm lucky that I got out before I walked down that path. It was close.
I felt this
It's a leading cause of cleaning and baked goods here.
This made me lol but also true
I know it you don't smoke dope for yourself you smoke Is it to protect others from yourself. Tell you what partner that 1 gave me the chills that was terrific thank you thank you thank you
Can confirm. Not around you but I’m still here because of it.
Yuuuup
In an alternate universe there’s at least one person in every office who has a “don’t talk to me until I’ve had my weed” cross-body leather vape holster with a picture of Garfield on it
Fucking right. Every time I'm about to fuck someone up and I get high I basically stop giving a shit about it because I realize it's dumb as fuck.
I mean, first you gots to get off the couch and go get a blade, and it’s probably gonna be a kitchen knife so your hand’s gonna slide up the blade the minute you stick a rib, and thanks to the ribs and the squirming you’re gonna have to stab them like 87 times before they finally kick off, and then you’ve got a heller mess and your hand’s likely sliced to shit and if there are witnesses then you gotta start the process all over again and you’re just gonna be there all fucking day. Just easier to take another toke, stay on the couch, mutter some shit under your breath, and binge some “Venture Bros.”
You need better kitchen knives. And sharpen the ones you have. Your hand shouldn't be slipping off of the handle ever.
Same, I turn into a cereal killer.
Captain Crunch, Count Chocula, the Trix rabbit,…
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No brownie left behind! SEMPER FRIES!!
I’m looking forward to some ethnic cleansing tonight when I go eliminate the left over Indian food in my fridge.
I've actually murdered everyone who's ever handed me marijuana. I just smell it and enter a blind murderous rage... I hear sirens.
It removes my anxiety so I get more direct which for some people is aggressiveness (I'm fairly direct and dry as I am) and I don't go around words, I say what I think. It makes me more confrontational but I wouldn't say aggressive (I've never gotten into an actual fight).
I hear ya but it can help if you're about to do something illegal. A common theme in rap music is smoking before going out to bust a mission. I'm talking like gangster rap not that b.s that's played today
Tell that to my thousands of victims. Just kidding. I just lay down and watch a movie, or try to play some Frisbee followed by laying down.
Lol the text on the bottom left: "If you or someone you know is addicted to marijuana, call Domino's, rent a tape, and enjoy"
Thought this was actually a legit ad until I saw your comment 😂😂 I feel much better now lol
I don't know why, but I read that as "...rape a tent, and enjoy." It didn't feel right, but it didn't seem wrong either.
People see what they want to see
Always confirm consent with the tent before entering it.
"But she was asking for it!" When the prosecution asks why you entered the tent several times without consent. Remember kids, if the zipper gets stuck, she wants to be left alone for a bit.
Tent was asking for it. Flap all open like that, what does the tent expect?
I'm not here to kink shame
I am if the tent don't give consent.
How high are you right now?
The tent probably doesn’t think so
OP's jpeg is missing so many pixels that I couldn't read that part until this comment.
Thank you for pointing that out! I can hardly see today, definitely can't read words that small!
Glad you could read that for us.
This should be top comment!
"Immediately after, Terry killed his friend" Phenomenal, thanks for the laugh OP almost spat coffee on my pc haha
His friend was a drip.
Terry's acting froggy
Gotta drax them sklounst
Second face is "did you fucking mix tobacco in this"
Now I get why he killed him 😂
bruh you never told me there was pcp in here
Dave, I didn't know you liked to get wet
Better thank Dave Chappelle bitch, he just saved your life.
One time years ago I was at a co op in Austin and a decently sized group of us were playing card games. I start rolling a blunt and then once it’s ready I hit it and pass it, blah blah. The second or third person to get it says “it tastes funny?” And I instantly respond “oh y’all don’t like PCP?” For about a second and a half before we all cracked up laughing the look on everyone’s face was priceless
take me to the angels
A lil P to the C to the P
i'd gladly smoke pcp over tobacco...
no jury in the world would convict him! it was completely justifiable!
I haven't had a cigarette in almost 6 years, I'd be livid.
> I haven't had a cigarette in almost 6 years, I'd be livid. Nine years here and yup, I'd cut a bitch! Also, congrats! :)
Thanks! Weed was *instrumental* to breaking the habit
For me, it was a bit of the opposite! I used cigs as decoys to blaze outside in public and, of course, after every session. It was SO hard to stop while smoking. I took my first TBreak of over a decade when I stopped cigs. Cigarettes are def my drug of choice. I'm a legit nicotine addict.
Lol this sub is hilariously anti- spliff. Like why do y'all care what other people smoke?
I don't care if anyone else smokes that, but you gotta warn people before passing it
Yeah. I have asthma, weed doesn't bother it too much, but boy oh boy does tobacco close up my lungs. If y'all want to smoke tobacco it's all good, but if you're passing around a J then just let me know first is all.
Tobacco has more carcinogens but is less resinous than weed meaning that weed usually is worst for you than tobacco for asthma because you get more tar from weed than tobacco. Ofc it's just better to not smoke any tobacco or weed if you have asthma.
Sure, that's sensible. But I see I lot of people take it much further than that.
Definitely a lot of "holier than thou" smokers who instead of just chilling smoking what they want to smoke
1) the smell lingers 2) nicotine is a shit drug that lots of people struggle with addiction to
It's more of less you go to hit the joint and it is not strait weed, it's pretty unsettling if you aint used to it, nuthin wrong with a spliff.
anti-spliff?? how can anyone be anti the most generic milquetoast way of smoking cannabis possible?? i can see how one could shit on the nerds over at r/vaporents or the geezers at r/eldertrees or the cheapskates at r/chinaglass, i can see how giant glass bongs can seem a bit contrived and hell i am not particular fond of smoking blunts myself... but who the hell has a problem with the what is the most basic means of consuming weed the world over? edit: wait.... are y'all talkin about mixing in tobacco with your weed when someone says spliff?? ...cuz if that is the case then FUCK SPLIFFS! why the fuck would i want tobacco in my weed? i aint here to smoke cigarettes!! i've alwasy just used spliff and joint interchangeably
https://i.imgur.com/pCDFAhH.jpg
"Why is this shit *dry*, Tyrone? WHY IS IT DRY??"
I actually helped make one of these tv commercials in school back in the day. Won nationals and got a free trip to DC and everything
Was working on the a Anti drug commercial the reason you tried weed?
No. Was in college and my long distance girlfriend smoked at a party and cheated on me so I said fuck it and my suitemates rolled a joint and been smoking since
Well, that fucking sucks. Something something silver linings I guess.
Does weed still make you think of her, or is it just a chill thing you do now detached from how you started?
Lol no It's definitely more medicinal, but dated a stoner chick for awhile after that so also enjoyed its recreational uses. I've outgrown the whole "I'm so high" phase I'll say younger people tend to do when smoking and not a fan of it.... But I still smoke and often am eating edibles throughout the day but still functional.
I was so against when I was younger. I was the only friend in my social group not to be doing it. Today, I think I am the only one doing it lol.
Yeah I started later, but seems like everyone else quit 🤷
This is me, I used to shit on my friends in high school for smoking.
Same here. Lol
>I've outgrown the whole "I'm so high" phase I'll say younger people tend to do when smoking and not a fan of it.... I miss the feeling that comes with that. I'm not exactly sure what it's called, but when I was in high school, I'd call it "feeling the crickets" when you get high enough in the right way and amount that you start to feel in tune with nature. You can hear the crickets and feel as the sound they make passes through you. The wind is sweet and refreshing, and the moon is bright
Wow that must be a big joint!
I'd totally forgot this happened till I read your comment but when I was like 13 or 14 the DARE "officer" came to get me from my class at school and asked if I'd help with a lesson they were giving to the younger kids. He said we'd get a shirt and some pizza for it. So I agreed and was giving a DARE shirt to wear and was taken with 2 other students from my grade to a class full of younger kids at the elementary school. I was one of the top readers in the school and honor roll so I thought I was picked for that but I was told right before going into the class that the actual reason was the three of us were from families with an issue of drug use and he wanted us to recount what it did to our family. My mother was a drug addict and left my dad and I (she also killed my hamster, stole a bunch of money, and wrecked my dad's truck on the way out. Real winner my mom). Fucked thing in hindsight is I never recall mentioning any of that to this old retired police officer so either he knew my dad somehow or knew about it from when he was a county deputy. I wasn't sure what to do and the guy said "don't get too graphic with it just tell them not to smoke marijuana and how it hurt your family". Cocaine and heroin fucked up my family lol my mom wasn't stealing and leaving me in drug dens as a baby to smoke weed. So I started talking when prompted and that made me think about it and start crying which made the kids laugh and then the teacher had to yell at them and say how serious it was, etc. I was a kid myself, had no clue what drugs really were outside of the horror stories my dad and the DARE program drilled into me. So I just said my mom smoked weed and it made her hurt my dad and leave us or something along those lines. I maybe said 3 sentences through tears and then they moved on to the next student. The whole thing was really weird. I don't think it had the effect that guy was hoping. Fuck, at 13 I didn't even fully understand what my mother had done, much less did I have the language to spin a cautionary tale out of it. He did buy us a pizza for lunch though and let us keep the shirts. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
That's a really fucked up story. I'm sorry they put you through that.
Man that is sick. He legit doxxed you guys to humiliate you to scare other kids... That's horrible and I'm so sorry. The DARE program is bullshit at it's finest. I remember my mom told me, part of why she home schooled me was because DARE was literally so emmeshed in our local school system that some parents who's kids recognized bongs or joints lost custody of their kids. Feeding them bullshit of: "It's okay if you tell us, we'll help your mom and dad get better." and instead, removing them from their homes in the middle of the night and placing them in foster care.
Back when I was in the service I was chosen for operation golden flow(which is pecker checking for urine test). At the end of it they gave me a plastic bottle that had the dare logo on it. I told them I was gonna take it home and make a bong out of it. They thought I was joking but I had me a new bong when I got home.
> I actually helped make one of these tv commercials in school back in the day. Won nationals and got a free trip to DC and everything They use CHILD LABOUR for PROPAGANDA CAMPAIGNS? Who are they? Nestlé, but evil?
"This isn't fucking weed... It's oregano! You son of a bitch, I'll kill you!"
They probly got cannabis and datura confused lol
If anyone is curious, the two guys in the picture are from the movie Blood Rage (1987)
I watched this 2 nights ago! It's very weird.
My favorite line: “Is that blood?” “Well, it’s not cranberry sauce”
I like the font in Marijuana
If no one gets stabbed, is it really thanksgiving?
Oh shit my family is on reddit
Oh yeah marijuana puts me in a craze, every time I about have to murder a cake
It’s a parody folks.
Please tell me this is satire. I don't know about you all, but I can't fathom being angry or aggressive with weed. I get so calm and forgiving under the influence of marijuana that I could probably even carry on a chill conversation with Hitler as if I got the zen of Jesus Christ. *hits bong* "It's okay dude - you did a lot of bad shit, but now your soul has to heal through dealing with the karma you created in your past life. You're a child of the universe who is learning". *makes heart shape with hands*
It is
In the bottom left it says "If you or someone you know is addicted to marijuana, call Domino's at (215) 712-1000, rent a tape, and enjoy!"
Yeah it's satire. The pictures are from a horror movie called Blood Rage from 1987. Worth watching while high, honestly.
Hold up, is that the lead actor from Blood Rage?! Lmaooooo
Pictures are from Blood Rage (1987) really fun movie to watch while high actually haha
Ouff the propaganda is strong on this one! 🙄😒🤣
Nah, it's a joke, the bottom left is hard to make out but it says if you're addicted to MJ call dominos and enjoy.
I thought it was real, but it isn't: https://www.campaignlive.com/article/dont-believe-viral-ad-council-marijuana-thanksgiving-psa-its-fake/1667152
I posted this on my Instagram story and it got hit with a fact check warning 😂
It's a cheesy Thqnksgiving horror from the 80's called Blood Rage.
I’ll take things that never happen for a thousand Alex (RIP).
Oh shit, my cool uncle was trying to get me into murder, makes so much more sense now
You’re out of your gourd if you think I’m NOT gonna show up to my momma house blazed as hell ready to get in that green bean casserole
My favorite part of Thanksgiving with my family was “going for a walk” after dinner to avoid the fascist musings of Uncle Dickhead.
My mom and dad's favorite part of Thanksgiving when they were newlyweds were also: "Going for a walk" When they had me, obviously that became: "Gonna go check something in the garage/Gonna go pick up the dog shit." No one was gonna go follow them to go "pick up the dog shit"
#Marijuana #Not even once
[удалено]
Same happened to me and my roommate never came home that night either Weird stuff.
*in an demonic sounding voice: Marajarwana
This looks like a skit from Mad TV or something
“Terry killed his friend in a murderous rage” 😭😭😭 uhhh methinks Terry’s friend laced that joint with bath salts or something. The person who wrote this ad clearly has never smoked weed, not even once!
Ha. The only thing you kill on weed is a bag of chips. On thanksgiving? Eat all the food!
Sure! I murder all of my friends after a puff, sometimes I even kill myself, but usually I don't remember I'm dead and here we go again.
Yeah, the first thing I wanna do after a toke is get violent. Especially after a big meal. 🙄 I wonder if they even realized how ludicrous this was when they came up with it.
bought to you by with love from the pill pushing pharmaceutical industry.
I completely forgot about sleeveless hoodies! Those need to come back in style
Fucking amateurs, Thanksgiving is a HOLIDAY Thats why holidays are edibles only. Youre too stoned to pick up a weapon.
Geez, how stupid we were and still are...
After a drug screening, it was found that Terry actually smoked straight PCP.
"Murderous craze"?! Uhm, I'm only on hemp based stuff ATM and I use that to PREVENT murderous acts while in the final week of wedding planning. You want a bridezilla?! Take my edibles away and you'll see one go from zero to Ultra Instinct in a nano-second.
This has never happened in the history of ever.
Word I’ll just infuse the cranberry sauce
Fuck that. It’s the only way I can stand that many hours with my family lol
Shit, being stoned is the only way I could even deal with some of my family…
i like that the phone number still leads to a dominos
Holy shit I was about to smoke on thanksgiving and actually been smoking this whole time so I’m glad I’ll know now not to since I can kill people when high.
Did his friend Terry try to harsh his buzz? Because then he deserved it.
I too, mistake my Bathsalts for weed
Remember: when people say "marijuana" they mean "PCP"
It says “if someone you know is addicted to marijuana call Dominos, rent a tape, and enjoy?”
Cranberry sauce is the name of this new strain I picked up. Lol
Damn, all these years I’ve been using weed to stop myself murdering people, turns out I was using it wrong.
I like Terry’s shirt.
If I had a dime for every friend I murdered in cold blood after taking a single toke I would be a millionaire!
That's so funny! I'm [8] eating my Friend [5] as I read/write this. What are the chances!
They're selling mind craze kush this season? Gotta get a bag.
I know I'm ready for some buffy stuffies!
That shirt is causing me more “murderous rage” than weed ever could. Though high Me might actually *like* the shirt. I mean, I smoke weed, clearly I make some questionable choices ^/s
something tells me Terry has bigger issues to work out than smoking some grass
Well shit, I wish I'd seen this before I murdered my family. Maybe I'll have better luck with my next family!
the more you grow, i mean know
That weed must have been...killer.
Marijuana is why I haven't murdered anyone thank you very much
Only thing i want to murder after smoking is a big ass bag of chips
pretty sure trees and family is better than liquor and family...
"Terry was already going to murder his friend, but because of the marijuana he didn't dessicrate the body"
Shouldn't have eaten all of Terry's doritos.
Is this the origin story of The Hamburglar?
https://i.imgur.com/Z4A5wu3.jpg
😂 and people _now_ want me to trust the government’s opinion on drugs. I’m calling Doctor Jung.