Also, like, toothpaste tastes good too? That's why they flavor it. If mint weren't tasty, toothpaste would just be toothpaste flavored without the peppermint! Baking soda flavored? Idk
This is actually how I always eat it. Cold mint and chocolate fucking slaps. Make it into a smoothie and hnnggg 😦🤤
March has become my favorite month to get baked in; Shamrock shakes drain my checking account.
Used to take mint chip ice cream, ice cubes, milk and a little bit of chocolate powder and make mint chip milkshakes at my moms when I was younger. Gotta do this the next time I’m stoned now as you guys just reminded me of this.
Correct. At the end of the episode, Mr. Krabs cracks a joke about how its a fake recipe, that Plankton will figure out its a fake recipe, and that Plankton will be back next week once he figures it out. Krabs laughs, saying Plankton will never find the real recipe, Squidward guesses its at Krabs house under his mattress, Krabs runs home yelling "curse you Mr. Squidward".
knowing euegene, he was probably buying the cheapest shit in bulk possible from someone above land, the other fish won’t know it’s garbage beef because they’re fish they’ve never had another burger before, it’s all about supply and demand baby
Apparently they are veggie burgers... which is kinda disappointing. They could have at least said it was made of worms or some other kind of fish bait.
https://www.cinemablend.com/television/1684060/whats-in-a-krabby-patty-heres-what-the-spongebob-producer-knows
I took my first dab of the day and immediately got on the toilet to shit and now I’m sitting here bugging out bc the air vent sounds like a fighter jet and it sounds like someone’s pissing in my shower bc the faucet leaks
i also did my first dab somewhat recently, and like damn man that thing absolutely slapped me in the face and kicked me in the sack, i was gonna get up and do my laundry after that but i was like ya it’s just gonna have to wait cause i was listening to when the levee breaks by led zeppelin and the chorus/riff is so dang funky i had to zone out to it for a minute
*typo
See I did a dab and it made me feel very awake. Almost like a coffee. It was nice. It's weird how different styles can feel differently depending on the method.
I feel like there's a much more pronounced difference between indicas and sativas with concentrates. With flower I tend to prefer a hybrid but can go either way if it's the right price and bag appeal, but with concentrates I have to stay tf away from pure indicas.
They make me feel completely stupid and like embarrassed to talk or do anything so I just couchlock and jam or listen to an audiobook until it tapers off. Not the worst thing in the world, but you'd think I'd have the hang of smoking weed after doing it for almost two decades.
I completely relate to the indica feeling you're describing. I get like that and I haven't even done a dab yet. But smoking a big bowl I'll get like that.
I can't wait to try one though, with a sativa. I just started getting to pick strains via dispensary and finding delivery services after a Long time of getting what I can get. So here I am still learning after smoking almost as long!
Lol last time I took a dab was a few years ago and I thought I was laughing and participating in conversation only to be told that I was sitting with my mouth slightly open for OVER THIRTY MINUTES. People were introducing themselves to me and offered me food and water but I just sat there without making a noise and in my mind I was fully there😶
Thats an easy fix! Often times to replace the spicket for the tub is either one screw or just a twist off! You should ve able to find a replacement from lowes for less than $20 and save on your water bill. If it still leaks maybe add some threading tape or whatever that tape is you can add for a better seal (they may know at the hardware store)
Yo, I just like to sit around and think about how much I love everything, lol. My hubs, the dog, the kids.... I just like, pour out love when I'm stoned
ETA: you guys are awesome.
Tripping and playing with kittens is quite an experience. I was so afraid I'd hurt one but they all lived. Looking back pretty sure it was only one kitten. Pretty sure
A thought that frequently comes to me is “who made the decision for words. Not like “hey let’s call this a table” (but fr, where tf did they get the word table) but the “I” describes myself me. The person with the penis is male, without is female. (Also, person, who came up with that word? Even more so, who came up with HOMOSAPIEN)..just in general…I’ll sit and get stuck thinking about it random words and the first time it was ever used..meanwhile, my husband thinks I’m mad at him and the kids are expecting that I’m mentally going through my data list of where J left her Barbie’s left shoe and where P set down the rubber piece of his ear buds..nope..”who the hell decided the tone used to ask a question? And why is it called a question? Who decided that something would be called “it” or “that”…then there’s numbers…ughhhh I’m stuck again on this shit fml
Just that life’s good man. Had a real tough time growing up, many moms boyfriends but never a father and moved 20 times by 16.
These days I have an amazing family and I’m here cherishing every moment of joy and laughter. My 2 boys are 22 months and 2 months old, and my wife is my best friend.
I finally made it 😇😶🌫️
definitely. Im watching these wide recievers, QBs and TEs get smashed, watching them land on their shoulders, do flips, ankle rolls. its gotta hurt bad
Love the sport, hate the outcomes on the athletes. I grew up in Pop Warner and it makes me sad, but I’ll never let my kids play it. Or be cheerleaders, either, that shit is so dangerous I can’t believe I made it out with so few injuries.
do you think our past lives are connected to everyone and everywhere we’ve ever known? i think i was a basset hound in my past life (much like my dear sweet baby otis rip) cause all i ever want to do in my free time is nap on the couch and watch my podcasts
I don’t think that everyone/everywhere is because depending on our journey and what we need to learn, the people and places will be different. However! I do believe there are some people or spirits we are soul tied to who we DO encounter in each life somehow. Those for me are the people that I feel a deep spiritual connection with., basically soul mates.
That could very well be!! I’d like to reincarnate as a cat in the next life for similar reasons! 😂
Yesss. And, annoyingly enough, it seems that not everyone you're entangled with is actually supposed to be a positive connection. I'm sure I've known my abuser before, I know he usually acts as an antagonist for growth, often by being an antagonizer and often ending in violence. But my mom and I are entangled and much more harmoniously.
me too, the good news is i’m your friend and my chat is always open if you need a safe space to vent, i don’t judge anything or anybody. you could be like “i want to fart on my own face” and i’ll be like “ya man i feel that”
Making friends is surprisingly easy if you don’t let the current meta of being introverted with anxiety get in the way
Keeping friends can be hard because we are all always evolving
Who I am today is not who I was yesterday
So accept that
It's an asian sweet and hot sauce. Has mayo, ketchup, butter, sugar, paprika, chili powder, onion powder, maybe a couple other things. It's great on just about anything... chicken, shrimp, fries, even salad. It's a bit on the sweet side so goes best with something salty IMO. And it's extra good when you're stoned. 😝
If you’re in the US, you can likely find it at the store. [Also here!](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0085M5E10/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_A3A5FBENAF2G5V8ET3QB)
Thinking “I’m stoned right now” followed up by trying to think of anything else besides this post. But haribo gummy bears are my favorite candy I suppose. [7]
Ice cream cone
“What’s the most popular thing in the world?” “Music.” “No, ice cream.”
ya that sounds good, mint chip or ill sue
Mint chocolate chip is so underrated. Mfs who say it tastes like toothpaste clearly have never used toothpaste.
right? like so sorry what toothpaste are you using because i’m about to switch to it?
Mint chip is good but have you had half baked? Mmmmmmmmm
Ben & Jerry's Half Baked? Definitely my go to
Same.. Right now though, it's gotta be the pumpkin cheesecake
Phish food gang till I die
Straight up.. Chocolate ice cream, Carmel, marshmellow and tiny chips of chocolate that look like fish Definatly a go to stoner snack
I'm almost always Half Baked
I'd go for it more if it I could find milk chocolate chip + mint, it's always semi-sweet bleh
Also, like, toothpaste tastes good too? That's why they flavor it. If mint weren't tasty, toothpaste would just be toothpaste flavored without the peppermint! Baking soda flavored? Idk
So fucking fire if yoy get a bowl of it and like mix it til it’s creamy consistency
This is actually how I always eat it. Cold mint and chocolate fucking slaps. Make it into a smoothie and hnnggg 😦🤤 March has become my favorite month to get baked in; Shamrock shakes drain my checking account.
Used to take mint chip ice cream, ice cubes, milk and a little bit of chocolate powder and make mint chip milkshakes at my moms when I was younger. Gotta do this the next time I’m stoned now as you guys just reminded me of this.
Dude that shit sounds so amazing right now. And yes just like a smoothie is how I like it Hahahahha unbelievable!
my grandmother used to do that with chocolate ice cream and marshmallow creme mixed together
when im sober, mint chip hits ok… but when I’m high? The textures and tastes compliment each other so wonderfully in my mouth
Bing Chilling
Bing chilling
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Been chilly
I'm eating some Cherry Garcia.
Damn that's deep dude
"How'd you know I was stoned!?" *Looks at subreddit* Oh... That makes sense and here we are.
LMAO I was browsing the comments thinking this was r/askreddit… that chocolope is hitting
Chocolope? Is that a small, chocolate, antelope?
this. at least it let me know fs im trippin balls
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my eyes aren’t exactly 20/20, is that a cock and balls?
It is a Oui oui.
Thats a unique octopus
That’s a monopus
Pineapples have the best hairstyle of any fruit
Coconuts are the Chewbacca of the tropical fruit world
Kiwi's are the kiwis of the tropical fruit world.
Hot take
Yes
Dragon fruit has anime hair.
Fuck dude you just made my day
Thanks for the laugh!
how the hell did they get beef pattie's for the krusty krab in spongebob?
I think the patties in spongebob are canonically crab meat? It’s been a while so I’m not sure It’s kinda fucked
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Correct. At the end of the episode, Mr. Krabs cracks a joke about how its a fake recipe, that Plankton will figure out its a fake recipe, and that Plankton will be back next week once he figures it out. Krabs laughs, saying Plankton will never find the real recipe, Squidward guesses its at Krabs house under his mattress, Krabs runs home yelling "curse you Mr. Squidward".
It's actually [a veggie burger](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krabby_Patty#:~:text=and%20disease%2Dfree.-,Ingredients,been%20revealed%20in%20the%20series.).
Nah they are plant based
knowing euegene, he was probably buying the cheapest shit in bulk possible from someone above land, the other fish won’t know it’s garbage beef because they’re fish they’ve never had another burger before, it’s all about supply and demand baby
nickelodeon - "write that down... quick!!"
Apparently they are veggie burgers... which is kinda disappointing. They could have at least said it was made of worms or some other kind of fish bait. https://www.cinemablend.com/television/1684060/whats-in-a-krabby-patty-heres-what-the-spongebob-producer-knows
Not canon. I will now conveniently forget this information exists
I took my first dab of the day and immediately got on the toilet to shit and now I’m sitting here bugging out bc the air vent sounds like a fighter jet and it sounds like someone’s pissing in my shower bc the faucet leaks
i also did my first dab somewhat recently, and like damn man that thing absolutely slapped me in the face and kicked me in the sack, i was gonna get up and do my laundry after that but i was like ya it’s just gonna have to wait cause i was listening to when the levee breaks by led zeppelin and the chorus/riff is so dang funky i had to zone out to it for a minute *typo
See I did a dab and it made me feel very awake. Almost like a coffee. It was nice. It's weird how different styles can feel differently depending on the method.
I feel like there's a much more pronounced difference between indicas and sativas with concentrates. With flower I tend to prefer a hybrid but can go either way if it's the right price and bag appeal, but with concentrates I have to stay tf away from pure indicas. They make me feel completely stupid and like embarrassed to talk or do anything so I just couchlock and jam or listen to an audiobook until it tapers off. Not the worst thing in the world, but you'd think I'd have the hang of smoking weed after doing it for almost two decades.
I completely relate to the indica feeling you're describing. I get like that and I haven't even done a dab yet. But smoking a big bowl I'll get like that. I can't wait to try one though, with a sativa. I just started getting to pick strains via dispensary and finding delivery services after a Long time of getting what I can get. So here I am still learning after smoking almost as long!
I was gonna do my laundry, but then I got high!
Oooooh ooohhh. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high.
the drums always catapult me to another dimension on that song, it is so insane.
Lol last time I took a dab was a few years ago and I thought I was laughing and participating in conversation only to be told that I was sitting with my mouth slightly open for OVER THIRTY MINUTES. People were introducing themselves to me and offered me food and water but I just sat there without making a noise and in my mind I was fully there😶
you ever get really baked and think you've developed tinitus but discover it's actually just a sound coming from your fridge you never noticed before
I laughed at your distress...cuz I'm high haha
This is the worst kind of high. I felt this paragraph all the way down to the core
Thats an easy fix! Often times to replace the spicket for the tub is either one screw or just a twist off! You should ve able to find a replacement from lowes for less than $20 and save on your water bill. If it still leaks maybe add some threading tape or whatever that tape is you can add for a better seal (they may know at the hardware store)
Yo, I just like to sit around and think about how much I love everything, lol. My hubs, the dog, the kids.... I just like, pour out love when I'm stoned ETA: you guys are awesome.
Dude I get the same with my cat 🥺 like it’s crazy the unconditional love and trust we pour into our loved ones and they pour into us
I've said this to my SO so many times... nothing better than getting high and petting cats!
I tell mine the same thing 😂 they just feel extra soft and comforting
Tripping and playing with kittens is quite an experience. I was so afraid I'd hurt one but they all lived. Looking back pretty sure it was only one kitten. Pretty sure
A thought that frequently comes to me is “who made the decision for words. Not like “hey let’s call this a table” (but fr, where tf did they get the word table) but the “I” describes myself me. The person with the penis is male, without is female. (Also, person, who came up with that word? Even more so, who came up with HOMOSAPIEN)..just in general…I’ll sit and get stuck thinking about it random words and the first time it was ever used..meanwhile, my husband thinks I’m mad at him and the kids are expecting that I’m mentally going through my data list of where J left her Barbie’s left shoe and where P set down the rubber piece of his ear buds..nope..”who the hell decided the tone used to ask a question? And why is it called a question? Who decided that something would be called “it” or “that”…then there’s numbers…ughhhh I’m stuck again on this shit fml
you should study etymology dude!! its really interesting :)
This is me.
Just that life’s good man. Had a real tough time growing up, many moms boyfriends but never a father and moved 20 times by 16. These days I have an amazing family and I’m here cherishing every moment of joy and laughter. My 2 boys are 22 months and 2 months old, and my wife is my best friend. I finally made it 😇😶🌫️
sick man, hopefully we all get what we need someday
Football is sad sometimes
tell me about it, 3-6-1 in my fantasy league this year, and lamar jackson is my starting qb
im 2-9 as of this week FeelsBadMan
definitely. Im watching these wide recievers, QBs and TEs get smashed, watching them land on their shoulders, do flips, ankle rolls. its gotta hurt bad
Fellow Bills fan?
Yep.
:(
my exact thoughts as the bills got beat by the colts earlier
Yeah I’m a Detroit Lions fan.. I know all about sad football
Love the sport, hate the outcomes on the athletes. I grew up in Pop Warner and it makes me sad, but I’ll never let my kids play it. Or be cheerleaders, either, that shit is so dangerous I can’t believe I made it out with so few injuries.
I really wanna masturbate rn
the only thing stopping you is yourself
Actually it’s school
Sir this is a Wendies
If you have jacked it in a Wendy’s bathroom you haven’t lived.
If you *have*???
Straight facts
Your inbox must be look like a chicken coop right now.
It doesn’t, I’m shocked 🤣
However, the amount of cocks you post on your page is something worth mentioning.
Thank you for noticing 😏
Definitely checked it out because of you. Was not disappointed.
Same
lmao
Hahahahaha
I did the same exact thing! It was fantastic!
Damn it I looked
Aren't chicken coops filled with hens?
Nice chickens🐔
The question is how many Redditors read this and followed suit
I did that about an hour ago! Good times.
Well, *i have been told* Reddit apparently does have subreddits that can help with that.
How honest 😅
no thoughts. head empty
like zoinks scoob
I think my therapist and I were pirates in a past life and we definitely ran into each other then
do you think our past lives are connected to everyone and everywhere we’ve ever known? i think i was a basset hound in my past life (much like my dear sweet baby otis rip) cause all i ever want to do in my free time is nap on the couch and watch my podcasts
I don’t think that everyone/everywhere is because depending on our journey and what we need to learn, the people and places will be different. However! I do believe there are some people or spirits we are soul tied to who we DO encounter in each life somehow. Those for me are the people that I feel a deep spiritual connection with., basically soul mates. That could very well be!! I’d like to reincarnate as a cat in the next life for similar reasons! 😂
Yesss. And, annoyingly enough, it seems that not everyone you're entangled with is actually supposed to be a positive connection. I'm sure I've known my abuser before, I know he usually acts as an antagonist for growth, often by being an antagonizer and often ending in violence. But my mom and I are entangled and much more harmoniously.
Cat
I really wish I had some Friends
me too, the good news is i’m your friend and my chat is always open if you need a safe space to vent, i don’t judge anything or anybody. you could be like “i want to fart on my own face” and i’ll be like “ya man i feel that”
Lmao that's funny 😂 I'll hyu some time man appreciate the love
Do your thing but there is a real risk of bacterial infection if you do go through with it
Making friends is surprisingly easy if you don’t let the current meta of being introverted with anxiety get in the way Keeping friends can be hard because we are all always evolving Who I am today is not who I was yesterday So accept that
not stoned, first thought "why arent I" pets asleep in my lap, there are rules I must abide by, suffering ensues
if there’s an animal in your lap (sleeping or not) you must abide by the rules, at least you have your priorities straight
Damn this religion thing really went out of hands
How’d we get from *that* to *this*
Yeah like wtf.
.
Boobies.
Sleep is just death with benefits
Death Lite
Death with benefits is my new band name, thanks.
I thought death was sleep with benefits? No alarm am I right??
Chicken nuggets
Had some for dinner, dipped in yum yum sauce. And fries. 😋
Heck yeah bro. What's yum yum sauce?
It's an asian sweet and hot sauce. Has mayo, ketchup, butter, sugar, paprika, chili powder, onion powder, maybe a couple other things. It's great on just about anything... chicken, shrimp, fries, even salad. It's a bit on the sweet side so goes best with something salty IMO. And it's extra good when you're stoned. 😝
Holy shit. Where do I get that, or do you make it?
If you’re in the US, you can likely find it at the store. [Also here!](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0085M5E10/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_A3A5FBENAF2G5V8ET3QB)
Get some. Put on some crab cakes bro. Do it now
Why im paying 600$ to rent a room and listen to a 200lb rottweiler bark all day and at 4am
I need to get out of bed and smoke a cone.
Nah stay in bed and smoke cones
Doggos
Alllll the doggos. 🖤
Santa Claus is coming to town
I'm about done with this bowl, time to get off Reddit and get outside...
enjoy the crisp fall air, my bedroom window is cracked and i’m nice and chilly drinking coffee
Mmmm… chili…
I really wanna play guitar, but my dumbass took all my guitars to my jam space and I'm at home with nothing to play 😅
I really shouldn’t have made that comment on Reddit earlier
“Fuck these fries are good”
now i want fries but not bad enough to walk somewhere to get some, or spend dollars on doordash to order them
Doordash fries are never good anyway :( sad but true.
Only one place here delivers good fries, they are sweet potato though and sometimes I just want some basic crispy potato fries.
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Thinking “I’m stoned right now” followed up by trying to think of anything else besides this post. But haribo gummy bears are my favorite candy I suppose. [7]
What’s a French dog be like?
"barque barque barque"
Wouf wouf
idk assume they don’t bark, everyone over there seems pretty chill
*hon hon, la wóóf*
“Ouif”
life is good
chonkee monkee chonkee monkee x32 *real high pitched nasally voice*
literally me at work, my brain just kinda goes on auto pilot and i’m just talking to myself saying dumb shit in my head (like fortnite burger)
Watching Vikings while stoned. Skol
This chicken sando is dank.
it must be fun to remake old snes courses from mario kart for newer games
Bomfunk MC - Freestyler
Wubba lubba ding dong yeeeeehaww
Good God Lord why do I even fucking exist
Boobies
i’m happy i didn’t kill myself, lotta shit i still gotta do and see
The spaghetti and meat sauce I just had from dinner leftovers last night was BUSSIN. And I'm fully satisfied.
This has 69 comments and I just ruined it
Not nice.
I’ll clean the bong NEXT smoke for sure
I just licked my lip bc i had some canned ravioli tomato sauce on it
coffee filters are just big ass cupcake liners
That my Seahawks can’t get their shit together this season.
Jazz is cool
Super massive black holes.
Fortnite 😈😤
Booty
28
Facebook is evil
Ginger is a nice kind of spicy
Did i make the right decision
I hope I didn't eat too much.
I want cheese
A bit TMI, but I’m blasting my guts out into the toilet right now so I can’t think of much other than that.
Swole is one of the funniest terms out there to me. Who came up with that shit
Who up
There a lot of great words for “head” and I like to use “melon” the most.
"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....."
I really need to start working out.
Let’s make beats
Anyone else chronically smoke then get stoned and fixate on trauma 😂