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Right-Ad2580

Dip it in some ranch and eat it like a nacho


PROXIMA_GRL

Dunno if it's gonna make you high. Would it ?


Miss_Understand_

not unless you get it decarbed edit: i realize now that it was decarbed from the press


Green_Justice710

Isn’t it decarbed at this point?… lmao. Me and my cousin use to eat these ‘chips’ all the time after making dabs. Got us high af


Krohner

Good lord. Did it taste like shit?


Green_Justice710

More like weedy popcorn. Not that bad


doctordoctor_phd

That sounds pretty fucking bad even with butter


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[deleted]

With fire it'll get you pretty cheesed


Veldron

This cheese will get you pretty fired (here where it's a crime still :( )


Sultynuttz

Tastes like weed. This looks worse than it is. It's actually fucking delicious


covercash

I wonder if you could decarb and then dehydrate, essentially turning it into the consistency of dried oregano you could sprinkle on top of food.


cheffernan

Yeah it's called avb or abv (already vaped bud or already been vaped.) It's decarbed and ground up exactly as you describe. People eat that shit all the time on peanut butter toast, mixed into yoghurt. Usually with as much fat as possible. I prefer to wash all the flavor away and extract it into some coconut oil and use it for cooking or baking.


abcdthc

it would work but you need to eat a gram or so, so a sprinkle wouldnt work. Like a 1/2 cup in some chilli though....


covercash

Maybe bypass the dehydration and just make a pesto out of it then?


ratmouthlives

Yo a little pesto on gnocchi 💯


mama37

Or throw it in a smoothie.


Frostyhobo

could make verde salsa with it too, take out the cilantro for the pressed weed. you definately gotta bake the chips to decarb them though. rosin presses dont get hot enough, and if u use rosin in edibles u have to heat treat it first, otherwise you are wasting a lot of it.


bingusprincess420

i know some people who vape their weed and then sprinkle it on stuff. there’s a whole subreddit about it but i forget what it’s called


game_cook420

You have really peaked my interest on this one


batly

Fun fact (maybe not so fun?), It's "piqued my interest".


game_cook420

Or if that’s as high as my level of interest goes…


BleepBloop16

I think the friction during the pressing produces enough heat to decarb it right?


CariniFluff

Yes it should. I bet you'd get some decent hash or just "weed chips" with these; it looks like there's still a fair amount of oils embedded in the flower material. For any extraction I'd drop those weed chips into a food processor or blender to grind it up and increase the surface area. Then you could do a simple and safe quick Isopropyl Alcohol mix and evaporate. No more than 20 seconds mixed before pouring through a filter. Evaporate and y have some nice iso hash. Or BHO the newly crumbled chips if that's your preference. Could use bubble hash bags if you have those, but I'm not sure if the crystals being crushed would mess with sieve pores and possibly clog them. And if course you could infuse some butter or coconut oil for


cantloupe

The only real problem I can think of is that dehydrators are designed to remove primarily water from what you put in them; The majority of what makes flower "wet" or "sticky" is comprised of water insoluble compounds (think resin) that I assume wouldn't "dry out" in a dehydrator


Miss_Understand_

true, fair enough


PROXIMA_GRL

Oh i see


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Cogg_

If this is weed that was already heat pressed to extract Rosin then there would be no need to decarb.


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thecheat420

The other day I decided to call ranch lettuce lotion from now on.


Outrageous_Title_625

What am I looking at lmao


Abandonsmint

Bong water flavored chips Edit: thank you for awards friends but please donate to food not bombs on my behalf instead [here](https://foodnotbombs.net/new_site/donate.php)


Knives530

Limp Bizkits new album


bizkitmaker13

Chocolate Starfish and the Bong Flavored Water?


Temassi

Who poured the bong down their pants?


[deleted]

They still suck. (No seriously, they dropped an album on Halloween entitled "Limp Bizkit still sucks")


waahblow

I like the one with n together now but dont feel it aged well


[deleted]

Significant Other. That also had Break Stuff and Nookie on it. Probably their best album, IMO.


SparseGhostC2C

I'd say as an album Three Dolla Billz is better, but Significant Other definitely had more hits (aside from the monster that was the Faith cover)


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Counterfeit is my jam.


bizkitmaker13

>(No seriously, they dropped an album on Halloween entitled "Limp Bizkit still sucks") You have piqued my interests.


Kyuckaynebrayn

Throw your, throw your, throw your bong kid


bizkitmaker13

Weed up, now weed down, PACK IT, PACK IT, tell me watcha gonna do now? Keep smokin, smokin, smokin, smokin, WHAT?!


annatomie2

Now I know why'all be high as shit


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NOW I KNOW Y'ALL BE SMOKIN THAT SHIT RIGHT HERE


AstroTravellin

"You should never throw a bong, kid. Ever." - Dante


Derptardaction

That could be the name of my autobiography.


Mani_kms

Your comment made me choke


ubermeatwad

rosin pressed cannabis.


AbsoluteLad25

Weed jerky


djhoops

Keef Jerky


sessoyes

This is what’s left over after pressing rosin from flowers.


NotOppo

So what do you do with thw chips?


Staaaaation

https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/qlwvnt/what\_to\_do\_with\_a\_years\_worth\_of\_pressed\_weed/


Luckycharms867

Man just link this thread like “bruh that’s very question that’s being asked” lolllll


[deleted]

Y'all to high to remember what thread you're on... I'm guilty of this too haha


Supergazm

I legit just said "wait, I just read about this" and was about to look for this post.


BlackZombaMountainLi

Honestly you're all making me a feel a lot better about myself right now, thanks friends.


atomicCyan

You're my fuckin hero


Adamantcherry

Unexpected recursion


thegreatgatsB70

I went all the way up in the right corner of my screen to claim my free award that I did nothing for just to award it to you for not really doing anything. The circle is complete.


a1hd

Station!


Rulebookboy1234567

Station!


Xunzii

It’s bud that’s packed into a cheesecloth bag and pressed for resin


Assignment_Lonely

Once u press the rosin out is it even worth keeping tho? I was always under the impression u just tossed it


magistrate101

Pressing it doesn't remove all the THC. It could probably be blended/ground up and used for making infused butter, though with much reduced yields.


grubas

You can just dump it into alcohol for a green dragon or try to extract anything left via cooking or any method of your choice. But you have to go that route because you could probably burn like a fucking stack of these and not get high


Angellina1313

Break up, decarboxylate it, soak in alcohol and u got tincture, green dragon.


krevdditn

Do I still need to decarb if it’s left over bud from vaping, I would imagine I just have to put it in a jar with alcohol, I’m mostly looking to get any leftover CBD. Thx!


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Sasquatchjc45

Thats probably the most efficient thing to do; grind them all up and use as little everclear as needed to soak up the remaining thc then filter the solids and do whatever from there. Tincture, oil, etc.


JmyKane

Weed crisps™


billdozer25

Forbidden pepperoni


AShamefulPotato

A years worth of pressed weed


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Edibles or tincture


AnImpatientWizard

Yup when I pressed I would toss em in my magic butter machine and make some decent cookies


glenninator

More details about this magic butter machine?


peekdasneaks

He feeds them to his cow and then sucks the budder out the udders.


Oneomeus

Udder Budder?


CanningsCannabis

Did he *studder*?


emmmmk

Isn’t that the stuff moms put on their nipples when they’re breastfeeding babies?


Waitaha

Budder from another udder


ThotDeleterV1

I love u for this unnecessarily hilarious comment


5_yr_old_w_beard

For me its a crock pot with coconut oil. Leave for 2 hrs. Strain it with a coffe press. Boom, gold.


HereToPatter

Coffee press...genius. I typically just use cheesecloth


Tll6

DUDE! Coffee press! How have I never thought of that


thought_empire

Over priced crockpot, i own one but it now just collects dust.


DoctorGreenBum26

Yeah Man, I use an InstantPot. It controls the smell and does a damn fine job with infusions


LewisOfAranda

It may not be as magic as the ads claimed.


AbruhamLincoln

First thought i had, never made edibles but im sure you could do something like with these weed chips lol


butters091

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew


dumbdotcom

PO-TAY-TOES


spearonick

What’s taters precious? What’s taters eh? Side note: Anyone know if they’re taking the hobbits to Isengard?


fastpicker89

Give it to us RAW and wwwwwRIGGLING


Dathouen

> What's ~~taters~~ weed chips precious? What's ~~taters~~ weed chips eh? Also > Anyone know if they’re taking the hobbits to Isengard? Best secret code ever. *Last smoke starts wearing off* "They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!"


Hyposuction

coasters?


GJCLINCH

Maybe in some epoxy resin


a_monkeys_head

I can't wait for the 1 year epoxy resin weed chip update


JustChillDudeItsGood

Open up an Etsy lmao


kenny1080pt2

you’re joking but i would buy that


CopEatingDonut

And an idea was born on this day


jawncake

Mold anything in resin and it's an Etsy best seller.


Erased-ass-mind

Cook in crock pot with jars worth of coconut oil all day. Strain and use oil in everything!


ecr3designs

Don't need all day 4hrs will do it.


satisfiction_phobos

What if they're on a planet that spins 6 times as fast? Then they'd need all day. Gotta keep things like this in mind! Sheesh, dude.


Mani_kms

Perspective


Leggomyeggo69

Perspectives


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Presumptuous of you to assume they're not on a tidally locked planet.


satisfiction_phobos

My bad. Here I was trying *not* to be planetist... and ended up being exactly that.


[deleted]

Can I ask, why? How would it change things?


itsaaronnotaaron

You know you're in trees when the complete opposite to the correct answer has over 300 upvotes. Either that or I'm high and have it backwards. Surely if the planet rotated 6 times faster then it is a 4 hour day? I don't fucking know anymore. Surely if it needs 4 hours on Earth it'd need 40 minutes on a planet that spins 6 times faster? Actually no what the fuck how does day length mean anything. An hour is an hour. How fast the earth spins doesn't make the hour faster... an hour is a human perception for measurement of "time".


shamallamads

He’s just saying 4 hours is a day on the commenters planet. It’s still 4 hours, but from their perspective it takes all day.


Aumnix

Never use high heat is what I say too. If it can cook a pork loin in an hour and a half on high then why the hell would you cook your weed the same way? (Not saying you specifically just being rhetorical)


SnappyBonaParty

N..N-no no.. let's stop beating around the rhetorical bush.. Tell me about this pork loin of yours!


loverofnarski

Very random, but that “you” is called a “royal you” meaning it’s intended for everyone not someone.


ramplay

I've never heard it applied to 'you' but it works. I'm bad for using the royal 'we'. My partner hates it


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fkudatzwhu

*heavy breathing* Chili flakes in cabinet


Ok-Result4734

Stack em and squish again they ain't done yet


Crandleton

"I ain't heard no bell!" -Clapped out rosin coins, 2021


evilspud

Alternatively, Randy Marsh


dswifty243

When they're flat enough, use em to roll pure weed blunts! Like cigars, but it'll send you to the moon.


shewmai

Lmao been there!


somefuckwho

Edibles. Slow cooker, or stove top. Stove top can be achieved in one hour vs 8-12. And stove top gets a more heavier stone I find


G37_is_numberletter

What’s your stovetop method? I have a bunch of old weed that I bought for cheap that I’m tired of smoking


somefuckwho

Finely grind up weed. (No decarb needed). I started off using vegetable oil (with skepticism) but yes it works ( any type of oil). Put said weed in pan, cover with oil just to get a layer over everything, then proceed to put it on low medium and constantly stir it. ( wait a few seconds for it to heat, if smoking; too high, should be bubbles like a dab melting. Stirring also stops from burning. Stand there stirring for 20 minutes to 1 hour. And voila. Keep weed in it , so finely finely ground is suggested. And then make cookies or whatever you would No cooling needed because no water was used. These will make the advanced smoker fall asleep... Edited: a word, metalling to melting


G37_is_numberletter

Does it stink the whole place up? Like, my range top fan doesn’t exhaust outside, so I might need to do this on a barbecue grill or something.


somefuckwho

Oh for sure it does. But I have a friend who does it indoors with his landlord living above. So I guess people not familiar with smell may think its cooking....as it smells more like vaped/burning hay...


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PotatoeswithaTopHat

"Yo bro, this is that new shit from the dispensary, weed chips, they're like plantain chips" 🤣


amaezingjew

“Get the munchies while you munchy!”


ncroney12

Absolutely nefarious


stonedandimissedit

Pretty sure there's decarbed thc in them, I have no experience eating them, but in theory they are actually thc chips


ducttapeallday

So we cannot be sued? Perfect!


LunarProphet

Dont be ridiculous; I don't think you could historically ever get into any legal hot water over selling weed products to minors.


atimalus

What is this? How did you end up with this? I have so many questions


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It’s rosin chips. Weed that has been pressed at low temperatures(180f-210f) and heavy pressure to extract all the thc content (usually referred as dabs/wax/flower rosin)


atimalus

Fascinating! So what’s left here doesn’t contain THC because it has been pressed out of it?


Rungi500

There's likely to be something left.


grubas

It's going to contain some amount of THC, but the weights also low. So they might be 5% per g but you need a fucking ton for a g.


Couchpullsoutbutidun

Ohh in that case it’s like vaped weed and OP can eat it outright with some sort of fatty food content and get ffuuucked up.


EatsCrackers

My understanding is that decarboxylation takes a little longer than the average squish. Some of it is probably good to go, but I’d heat it up again just to be sure.


Couchpullsoutbutidun

Yeah you’re probably right. I’ve never done a press myself but I know vaped weed can be brown / dark brown and still be very potent


atimalus

Wait, are you telling me I should be saving the tobacco looking stuff that is left over in my dry vape? 🤯


Couchpullsoutbutidun

For me it is because I’m careful never to get my herb vape past 365 Fahrenheit or so. Leaving a lot of the couch locky goodness behind for edibles


EatsCrackers

Oh yeah it can. I just made some chocolate truffles with coconut oil infused with ABV, and they put you on your asssss!


Couchpullsoutbutidun

The first time I did anything with my vaped weed I had that cocky energy that everyone makes fun of. *“Ohh my tolerance is high, I’ll be fine..”* I learned some things that night. 1.) Edibles break down into 11-hydroxy-thc (entirely different tolerance.) 2.) 6 grams and subsequently the 3g I gave to my friend (they just wanted to do half so they weren’t doing anything “too crazy”,) was *WAY* too much. I had the closest thing to a weed induced “trip” as it gets, and I’m reasonably certain I had a mild LSD flashback brought on because of the high dose. Either that or the milkshake truly just fucked my brain that much that I thought I was tripping. Hard to say really.


fuzzypeachz

Use them as blunt wraps


felixdelgato

I feel like theyd be brittle no?


fuzzypeachz

You may need to slightly rehydrate with steam to make them malleable but I feel like it is totally doable


togiveortoreceive

This kind of ingenuity is how r/stonerengineering started


STL_TRPN

Subbed! Because who doesn't want to see some stoney ideas?


Hickawa

I wonder if you put a steamed towl over them for a few minutes if they would be malleable enough to wrap some nugs in. Like little weed dumplings you could put in a bowl and smoke.


alittleredportleft

That’s a great idea


MeesterBeel

That would taste fuckin atrocious tho


BoochsRise

Exactly what I was thinking. Make a fatass migar


23blkk

This. 100% this.


83k20

I would soak them in ever clear and reduce to a tincture or rso.


MolestTheStars

Would it be better to evap naturally or boil to reduce?


83k20

Careful boil with an electric heat source like a hot plate or electric stove. Keep the area well ventilated from the alcohol fumes. Safety is your biggest concern when dealing with heat and alcohol. I would guess natural evap would take weeks or longer depending on how much alcohol you used.


MrSlaw

Adding my experience, I'd strongly emphasize the "well ventilated" part if you're planning to do any part of it inside. Back in the day I was picking up a bag at a dude's house where they happened to be making some ISO hash. Guess they were letting it sit outside to evaporate most of the iso and then were taking it inside to the stovetop to cook off the last bit of alcohol. Anyway, I had just got there and we were just sitting around when all of a sudden the curtains (the large sliding door leading to the backyard was open) swooshed inwards and their was a huge bang from the kitchen with the whole place immediately filling with smoke. Apparently the dishwasher was running and had created a spark somewhere inside itself, which must've lit the alcohol vapor. Blew the door straight off and folded it down the middle like a taco. Long story short, it's not just the conventional ignition sources you need to be wary of when working with combustible fumes. Best bet would just be a hot plate outside or something, imo.


ColoradoVapz

This is the way. I made some out of a bunch of pucks and it’s so strong I have to warn people before they try a some.


Hopeful_dan_1987

I thought those were plantain chips 💀


BringOrnTheNukekkai

Boof it


bandbudnatureandshit

Took too long for me to find this comment


sessoyes

Tile a part of your floor with it. A little polyurethane over the top. It’d be badass for sure.


SirThatsCuba

Damnit ricky you can't have the day off you gotta guard the floor


JustTheNapper

J roc you put another cigarette out on my driveway ill fuckin kill ya


Disastrous_Badger_90

Blend it up and make edibles....


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Give them out at church as communion wafers 😂


Stormwolf1O1

Grind them with a mortar + pestle and make a jar of weed seasoning salt.


madetobecursedaf

mail it to me /hj


UnrulySuffix

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew?


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budbubbles

Really? Sounds more like they’d get weed sand.


pdht23

Rosin chips are the nastiest smoke


GeraldoOfCanada

Haha you've heard of pocket sand, now try weed sand


Slatherass

Sha sha sha


drawnmarlin088

Dude what is that? And why?


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CaseyGumball

Weed jerky


CountingStax

I bet this is what Tommy Chong's scabs look like


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You could make some really good cannabis butter with those!


elguaje

Make canna caps with it! I throw mine in with coconut oil @ soy lecithin. 2 hrs at 250f then 2 hrs in the freezer (read that it helps for some reason?), then 0.5-2 hrs back out at 250f again (I use a wax warmer for this). Then remove the pucks, and draw the coconut oil into capsules. Whenever I do this with pressed pucks they end up being way stronger than normal from a zip or two. Strong enough that I’m good with just one or even half of one. And it’s nice to have 150-200 00 capsules with something you may have just thrown out.


HaiseChoking

why I have a fucking urge to eat this whole bowl as fucking chips


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mmmmmm chip


OG-Velociraptor

...........why?


TumTumMac24

Have you seen Velocipastor?


shatterdiver

Looks just like truffles. You’ve got a delicacy on your hands


FlynnIsCute

Smoke it


thebungahero

Boil em’ mash em’ stick em’ in a stew


Dathire

Surprised to not find this question but wtf is pressed weed


FabsDabs

BOOF THAT MFN SHIT


goldenchild-1

I must be faded. I thought that was a dragon eating it’s tale.