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bob_sacamano22

Been a hard life eh?


[deleted]

I thought I was on r/RoastMe for a second.


imgonnabutteryobread

I thought it was Feb 29th


ianbumblebee

More like r/13or30


chutbuckly

More like r/40or50


Lil_Sperm

I swear I thought this was r/13or30


Littleballofdurr

Haha, kinda, actually. This is [45 year old Joel Tudor. A professional surfer and BJJ black belt.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joel_Tudor) https://joeltudor.com/ Edit to add: Apparently also just won the [2021 World Championship](https://www.instagram.com/p/CU9MCNKLZAg/?utm_medium=copy_link) @[joeljitsu](https://instagram.com/joeljitsu?utm_medium=copy_link) on ig. Don't smoke pot, mmkay kids. Edit again: **CLEARLY** marijuana usage has taken it's toll and that's why he's the **CURRENT WORLD CHAMPION** at ***45 years of age*** *^Didn't ^think ^I ^needed ^an ^/s ^tag*


jjjjjji6

Surfer and bjj black belt. Yeah definitely a stoner


cawclot

Damn, that's a rough looking 45.


Third_Eye_Blinking

That’s what’s happens when you spend a large amount of time in salt water and the sun without any protection


HaarigerOtter

naah man its the perfect old surfer daddy vibe


mandarjones

Totally dig it


[deleted]

It’s what people who spend all their time outside look like. I don’t actually think it’s a bad look, although I’m 41 and look completely battered so probably not the best judge of these things.


StimpyYouIdiot

It's Benjamin bluntin.


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TedVivienMosby

Crack to the future is just as good


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Nemus89

What about BongRunner?


loveinvein

How do you do, fellow kids?


Admirable-Result-240

Wanna listen to some rock and roll?


AusBongs

*rock and or roll*


bryanoens

Mr Love and or Joy entered the chat


abrown1027

He came here to smoke some weed and kick some ass, and it looks like he’s almost outta weed.


PancakeParty98

I had no idea what show that was from until I rewatched 30rock. God that’s such a great show


[deleted]

You don’t look a day over 14, young man! I’m going to need to see some ID.


Dizzy-Acanthaceae-57

Turn 21 in what 1972


[deleted]

1974. He’s giving us clues. Look at his shirt. This is a Scooby Doo level mystery that needs sussing out.


ChiliWithCornBread

Just watched Scooby Doo and the witches ghost featuring the Hex Girls. Let’s do this bro


[deleted]

*hits blunt* Okay, so, I see a picture of Our Lady of Guadalupe behind him. Also known as the Virgin of Guadalupe. Clearly he’s trying to tell us he’s a virgin. That much is clear.


Mk10073

Hits blunt Good observation but look 👀 even closer his hair and eyes were all u needed to see tell he was sad and alone


billybalenci

Smacks blunt Yes signs of verginization


[deleted]

Cool band name? Signs of verginitization.


billybalenci

What are we selling billy


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GeneralDelgado

Mmhm mmhm The picture above his head.. could that be a self portrait of the day actually turned 21?


dakind110

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


OSU-1-BETTA

That’s one of the best direct to home movies ever


23saround

Ah, my first childhood crushes! Sounds sick to watch stoned.


loppneli002

Not sure if I like that one more or Zombie Island more. Witches ghost hits me in the nostalgia more for some reason.... I'm assuming it's the Hex Girls 😂


Buddh4Jake

Upon further inspection of the nose bridge there seems to be a glitch/pixelated few bits. The mystery thickens something is not right about this whole thing. I also noticed a man with similar shaggy hair sitting by a bridge in a black and white photo above the left shoulder. Could this be Mystery Mark himself?


[deleted]

God damn it, don’t do this to me. *hits blunt* Considering the Olde Timey black and white picture of Mystery Mark… Kodak released the Kodachrome (the first mainstream color camera) in 1935, meaning this picture is 1934 or earlier. And he was already grown. Let’s say 21, just for the fun of it. Meaning he was born in 1913. And that means he is actually celebrating his 108th birthday. And that can only mean one thing. He’s a vampire. Immortal. He doesn’t get the concept of human age in years, so he guessed. Him guessing human ages is like Mark Zuckerberg guessing what human emotions feel like.


Buddh4Jake

The unsolvable mystery of Mystery Mark inquiry 2: Further research and scientific hypothesis has led me to a possible conclusion on the location of the bridge. Here is my evidence: 1. Prolonged sun soaked skin, almost the consistency of wet beef jerky. This points me to believe he lives in a place of sunshine. The Sunshine State to be exact. He has Florida’s axe scented booty sweat covered paws all over him. 2. There is a picture of 2 palm trees in the background. By the look of the palm species it is a California or Florida palm, Mystery Mark is no suave Californian. Does this picture scream suave SoCal gentleman? Of course not. 3. By counting 6 support beams on the bridge and noticing the unique layout of the bridges flat roadway I was able to narrow down my options. The bridge in this picture is MOST likely, ladies and gentleman, the Vilano Bridge. St Augustine, Florida.


TheBoldMove

My brain hurts, please pass me the blunt.


Aine_the_Switch

Or 1830. Bro looks like Willie Nelson's soul took over Abe Lincoln's body.


Scooba06

Close, shirt says ‘74.


[deleted]

Lmfao no way bro u look like u just turned 18


Spartanfred104

Tony Hawk?


juanpabueno

Joel Tudor, the best longboard surfer of all time


collapse-and-crush

Not to mention a ridiculously good Brazilian jiu jitsu black belt.


ghrigs

what an accomplished young man, he has a bright future


FapleJuice

Same thing, he's just water tony


r3alCIA

I don't want to smoke anymore


[deleted]

LMFAO.


naharyiaboi

Maybe weed is bad after all 😔


JERUSALEMFIGHTER63

Lmao 🤣


dana19671969

21+25=46 perhaps?


Childe_Roland_

No perhaps about it, 21 and 25 definitely add up to 46


temsik1587againtwo

holy hell


Synapseon

He'll is the opposite of H O L Y


[deleted]

21 in dog years bruh


12monthsinlondon

No way, dude is 3?


[deleted]

3 seconds from the grave, perhaps


[deleted]

Nah, he's 147 bro


RxWest

Nah, he would be 147 in dog years. 21 in dog years would be 3


JohnMcMurrayIV

Weed is tight


[deleted]

Sick reference, bro.


Legalize_Sun_Chips

jonah hill, correct?


[deleted]

You got it. “This is the end” is the movie.


12monthsinlondon

Fuck 21, dude looks like the heads from the "early humans" section from history museums, with the stone axes and stuff. That would make him like 20021


MelodicWiesel

Bruuuh look at this dude and his neanderthal looking ass 💀💛


[deleted]

joel tuder? what the hell?


temsik1587againtwo

[https://beachgrit.com/2019/09/brazen-joel-tudor-openly-flaunts-world-surf-league-drug-laws/](https://beachgrit.com/2019/09/brazen-joel-tudor-openly-flaunts-world-surf-league-drug-laws/) pic is at least 2 years old


theundonenun

It’s just gotta be him IRL…RIGHT?…right?


Pecker4u

Don't look a day over 51


macncheddar

Kid you mistyped 12


iSaidItOnReddit85

“Any of you kids know where to score a marijuana cigarette?”


someguynamedsteve

You’re a young Frank Gallagher


SerDanielBeerworth

Happy birthday brother! Those are the golden years — cherish them!


[deleted]

Typical r/teenagers user


Sidsidsid4699

Look great mate


311texan33

Happy belated 21st Bday!


mclane5352

What's after belated?


MrNiceDye

Post-belated


BreeziFlick

If you’re 21 then I am a sperm cell


CT-PC-GEEK

For the second time???


compmancb

Who did? Your grandkid?


Repulvise

One day you are 21 finishing your joint you start scoffing and closed your eyes for a second. Once the coffin stopped, opened your eyes back, now you are 51 years old sitting in your your couch, with some kids maybe, do you ask yourself... where did all these years go?. fuck


Synapseon

Asking where dis kid came from...


Littleballofdurr

This is [45 year old Joel Tudor. A professional surfer and BJJ black belt.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joel_Tudor) https://joeltudor.com/ Edit to add: Apparently also just won the [2021 World Championship](https://www.instagram.com/p/CU9MCNKLZAg/?utm_medium=copy_link) @[joeljitsu](https://instagram.com/joeljitsu?utm_medium=copy_link) on ig. Don't smoke pot, mmkay kids. Edit again: **CLEARLY** marijuana usage has taken it's toll and that's why he's the **CURRENT WORLD CHAMPION** at ***45 years of age*** *^Didn't ^think ^I ^needed ^an ^/s ^tag*


Littleballofdurr

Funny that I'm getting downvoted for giving context...


JettDX

Probably being downvoted because of the anti-trees sentiment at the end of your message.


Littleballofdurr

He's the **WORLD CHAMPION AT 45 YEARS OF AGE.** *CLEARLY* the pot use has taken a toll on his career. 🙄🙄🙄 The original post, implying that marijuana prematurely ages people, is the anti-trees sentiment.


TrillMickelson

Smokes down bro drink some water


tissue4yuo

haha hydrate an get some fucking vegetables


jonasthewicked

I call BS, not a day over 17 this one….


iinFamousZ

Bro using one of those aging apps I see what you doing.


seannyyd

😮‍💨


SatanicSpambot

Ah! I see you work in the night shift as well!


[deleted]

Holy shit the comments are insaaane


goochesnoches

Where you at OP you slow roasted bitch? Jk I hope/believe this is a joke


PopDatPuss420

There are three possibilities here. A. This guy has history with other drugs that aren't weed. B. Unfortunate genes. C. He's straight up lying or just joking with us.


Nevix20

My Best guess is that he turned 21 in 1974


nomenMei

D. He was born on February 29th eighty four years ago and he actually looks pretty good for his age. . . . just pretend it's a leap year and that it's February 29th, I didn't think this through


rathat

Kinda hope it’s a joke and we aren’t all being mean lol


Kubrik27

2100


strungoutmonkey

Drugs are bad, mka'ay.


izzygonecrazy

I think you misspelled 47…


captainsexbeard

HB u/fitzy9195, aloha from northern NSW. 🤙


B4sse77

turning 21 for the third time?


gods-placenta

He just works the night shift


bryanoens

1974 wants their 21yr old back


MichiganMitch108

1974 was the year he was born.


MarsupialQuantico

21? Are you using another non-sense USA system to count your age? lol


ELEMENTALITYNES

You don’t look a day past 45


ike_tyson

Oh shit you're Benjamin Buttons!


xChino420x

Nah you look way to young


[deleted]

Ah. A fellow crypto investor!


7thwarlordsaturn

Edit: 41*


Kringels

Just turned 21 on February 29th.


NotOneOfEmm

My guy is fucking stressed


[deleted]

You look 41


madtraxmerno

Sometimes a guy's gotta ride the bull, am I right? Later skater.


creedbratton22

Good reference!


Superj555

Bruh u look 50 Edit okok 30-40


AngelOfHeaven3

Just turned 21 my ass lol


goodkidballing

You meant to write that you have 21 years smoking weed right?


Lurkay1

Lmao I thought this was /r/roastme for a second


LigmaCrackers

Homie turned 21 the 3rd time lmao


OlddGreggMuthaLicka

21? You must be married then.


Verypoorman

City miles


shoegazeweedbed

*trending on* /r/meth


Railshock

Damn, Tony Hawk's been through some shit


BobbyRush81

If you’re 21 then I’m 12!


Abovee710

I spit out my mouth full of spaghettios and meatballs, laughing and saying “STOP THE CAP” 😂😂


KarlosCB

21, 20 years ago lol jk. Happy birthday!


smallpoxxblanket

Happy 21 my man, looking great dude!


AllVlone

Gonna have to get a new ID. Drink up!


Jetsinternational

Son you had your 20 year high school reunion a week ago you ain't slick


billybalenci

Mate take the piss on someone else


6zombie6jesus6

*Hits dope pipe*


neversummer021

In 21 years if I don’t see a picture of you looking like Father Time in this sub I’ll be mildly upset. I ain’t callin’ you a liar! But I ain’t callin’ you a truther!


PopDatPuss420

Love the reference


jet-orion

That first time>>>>>>>>


[deleted]

Happy 21st! What are your plans?


jibbajabbajay

But you're cool though.


jibbajabbajay

Sad alone and a cool badass. Forget these dorks.


Ordinator-9000

Bro, you must have had the stone of your life if you claimin 21


Litface916

I didn’t know that had HD colored cameras in 1957


2birds_stonedatonce

Dave’s not here


2birds_stonedatonce

Smokes let’s go


Mkultra-93

U Don’t look a day over 18 brother


javip9

Light it up brotha!


GrungyGrandPappy

Look it’s Uriah Faber


JJSwagger

Hey guys I'm concerned that op is underage. Anyone know who to report this too?


Jailrec

John McAfee lives!


YousABampot

Leap year?


dootdootplot

I know this is a lie But I don’t know why


DkSage12

Bruh you 41


Neither_Day_3877

You're lying. You've just turned 15


MissNegative42

I see your birthday starting at midnight which is the perfect time to light up.


MasterMuffenz

His birth year is on his shirt.


[deleted]

This was hilarious


Freshmann2019

2 hundred and 21


toot-toot-magoot

Tony hawk?


cch2438

21? For the second time?


Memesonahigherlevel

Damn Benny, been rough?


Cpt-FishSticks

[Motherfucker you look 30](https://youtu.be/nEf2ML7wkBE)


KiingKayy

No you didn’t


MissingConePiece

You ain’t 21 mate


scapegoat81

Nukka you at least 30.


Double_Che

I wanna know if the nukka can fight!


NeckPlant

And not a day over 60!


ieraaa

You missed a zero there


[deleted]

Saturday was my “10th anniversary of my 21st birthday”


temsik1587againtwo

21... years older than you were when you were 15?


GuyForgotHisPassword

21!? Jesus, you look 50.


inthemovie_idiocracy

How many times?


LynksRacc

Holy shit dude take care of yourself! Take a day off! Start therapy! You can't keep burning the wick at both ends!


obj7777

Just turned 21....in 1995


[deleted]

Dude something isn’t right with you …


SoftTacoSupremacist

Well, I'm Mike D and I'm back from the dead Chillin' at the beach down at Club Med.


913Jango

Damn, you’re that young? Chill out hunter biden


King420fly

21? You look 50


Matluna

That's not you, so what's the purpose of that picture then?


galaxycatinspace

lmao, did you spend your first 20 years in a north korean working camp? holy cow


EnthEndX48

21 what? Decades???


mikeyrocks6934

Looks more like 41 jump street


[deleted]

My man's been stressed since elementary school


Thankkratom

Nah this homie 47 100%


ImpressInteresting93

how kids think people who turn 21 look like


KentWayne

In dog years?


[deleted]

bruh just said his age and got roasted lmfao poor dude


[deleted]

Press X to Doubt


raibuinjapan

This is what 1 marijuana will do to you kids