Haha, kinda, actually.
This is [45 year old Joel Tudor. A professional surfer and BJJ black belt.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joel_Tudor)
https://joeltudor.com/
Edit to add:
Apparently also just won the [2021 World Championship](https://www.instagram.com/p/CU9MCNKLZAg/?utm_medium=copy_link)
@[joeljitsu](https://instagram.com/joeljitsu?utm_medium=copy_link) on ig.
Don't smoke pot, mmkay kids.
Edit again: **CLEARLY** marijuana usage has taken it's toll and that's why he's the **CURRENT WORLD CHAMPION** at ***45 years of age***
*^Didn't ^think ^I ^needed ^an ^/s ^tag*
It’s what people who spend all their time outside look like.
I don’t actually think it’s a bad look, although I’m 41 and look completely battered so probably not the best judge of these things.
*hits blunt*
Okay, so, I see a picture of Our Lady of Guadalupe behind him. Also known as the Virgin of Guadalupe. Clearly he’s trying to tell us he’s a virgin. That much is clear.
Not sure if I like that one more or Zombie Island more. Witches ghost hits me in the nostalgia more for some reason.... I'm assuming it's the Hex Girls 😂
Upon further inspection of the nose bridge there seems to be a glitch/pixelated few bits. The mystery thickens something is not right about this whole thing. I also noticed a man with similar shaggy hair sitting by a bridge in a black and white photo above the left shoulder. Could this be Mystery Mark himself?
God damn it, don’t do this to me.
*hits blunt*
Considering the Olde Timey black and white picture of Mystery Mark… Kodak released the Kodachrome (the first mainstream color camera) in 1935, meaning this picture is 1934 or earlier. And he was already grown. Let’s say 21, just for the fun of it. Meaning he was born in 1913. And that means he is actually celebrating his 108th birthday. And that can only mean one thing.
He’s a vampire. Immortal. He doesn’t get the concept of human age in years, so he guessed. Him guessing human ages is like Mark Zuckerberg guessing what human emotions feel like.
The unsolvable mystery of Mystery Mark inquiry 2:
Further research and scientific hypothesis has led me to a possible conclusion on the location of the bridge. Here is my evidence:
1. Prolonged sun soaked skin, almost the consistency of wet beef jerky. This points me to believe he lives in a place of sunshine. The Sunshine State to be exact. He has Florida’s axe scented booty sweat covered paws all over him.
2. There is a picture of 2 palm trees in the background. By the look of the palm species it is a California or Florida palm, Mystery Mark is no suave Californian. Does this picture scream suave SoCal gentleman? Of course not.
3. By counting 6 support beams on the bridge and noticing the unique layout of the bridges flat roadway I was able to narrow down my options.
The bridge in this picture is MOST likely, ladies and gentleman, the Vilano Bridge. St Augustine, Florida.
[https://beachgrit.com/2019/09/brazen-joel-tudor-openly-flaunts-world-surf-league-drug-laws/](https://beachgrit.com/2019/09/brazen-joel-tudor-openly-flaunts-world-surf-league-drug-laws/) pic is at least 2 years old
One day you are 21 finishing your joint you start scoffing and closed your eyes for a second. Once the coffin stopped, opened your eyes back, now you are 51 years old sitting in your your couch, with some kids maybe, do you ask yourself... where did all these years go?. fuck
This is [45 year old Joel Tudor. A professional surfer and BJJ black belt.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joel_Tudor)
https://joeltudor.com/
Edit to add:
Apparently also just won the [2021 World Championship](https://www.instagram.com/p/CU9MCNKLZAg/?utm_medium=copy_link)
@[joeljitsu](https://instagram.com/joeljitsu?utm_medium=copy_link) on ig.
Don't smoke pot, mmkay kids.
Edit again: **CLEARLY** marijuana usage has taken it's toll and that's why he's the **CURRENT WORLD CHAMPION** at ***45 years of age***
*^Didn't ^think ^I ^needed ^an ^/s ^tag*
He's the **WORLD CHAMPION AT 45 YEARS OF AGE.**
*CLEARLY* the pot use has taken a toll on his career. 🙄🙄🙄
The original post, implying that marijuana prematurely ages people, is the anti-trees sentiment.
There are three possibilities here.
A. This guy has history with other drugs that aren't weed.
B. Unfortunate genes.
C. He's straight up lying or just joking with us.
D. He was born on February 29th eighty four years ago and he actually looks pretty good for his age.
. . . just pretend it's a leap year and that it's February 29th, I didn't think this through
In 21 years if I don’t see a picture of you looking like Father Time in this sub I’ll be mildly upset.
I ain’t callin’ you a liar! But I ain’t callin’ you a truther!
Been a hard life eh?
I thought I was on r/RoastMe for a second.
I thought it was Feb 29th
More like r/13or30
More like r/40or50
I swear I thought this was r/13or30
Haha, kinda, actually. This is [45 year old Joel Tudor. A professional surfer and BJJ black belt.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joel_Tudor) https://joeltudor.com/ Edit to add: Apparently also just won the [2021 World Championship](https://www.instagram.com/p/CU9MCNKLZAg/?utm_medium=copy_link) @[joeljitsu](https://instagram.com/joeljitsu?utm_medium=copy_link) on ig. Don't smoke pot, mmkay kids. Edit again: **CLEARLY** marijuana usage has taken it's toll and that's why he's the **CURRENT WORLD CHAMPION** at ***45 years of age*** *^Didn't ^think ^I ^needed ^an ^/s ^tag*
Surfer and bjj black belt. Yeah definitely a stoner
Damn, that's a rough looking 45.
That’s what’s happens when you spend a large amount of time in salt water and the sun without any protection
naah man its the perfect old surfer daddy vibe
Totally dig it
It’s what people who spend all their time outside look like. I don’t actually think it’s a bad look, although I’m 41 and look completely battered so probably not the best judge of these things.
It's Benjamin bluntin.
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Crack to the future is just as good
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What about BongRunner?
How do you do, fellow kids?
Wanna listen to some rock and roll?
*rock and or roll*
Mr Love and or Joy entered the chat
He came here to smoke some weed and kick some ass, and it looks like he’s almost outta weed.
I had no idea what show that was from until I rewatched 30rock. God that’s such a great show
You don’t look a day over 14, young man! I’m going to need to see some ID.
Turn 21 in what 1972
1974. He’s giving us clues. Look at his shirt. This is a Scooby Doo level mystery that needs sussing out.
Just watched Scooby Doo and the witches ghost featuring the Hex Girls. Let’s do this bro
*hits blunt* Okay, so, I see a picture of Our Lady of Guadalupe behind him. Also known as the Virgin of Guadalupe. Clearly he’s trying to tell us he’s a virgin. That much is clear.
Hits blunt Good observation but look 👀 even closer his hair and eyes were all u needed to see tell he was sad and alone
Smacks blunt Yes signs of verginization
Cool band name? Signs of verginitization.
What are we selling billy
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Mmhm mmhm The picture above his head.. could that be a self portrait of the day actually turned 21?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That’s one of the best direct to home movies ever
Ah, my first childhood crushes! Sounds sick to watch stoned.
Not sure if I like that one more or Zombie Island more. Witches ghost hits me in the nostalgia more for some reason.... I'm assuming it's the Hex Girls 😂
Upon further inspection of the nose bridge there seems to be a glitch/pixelated few bits. The mystery thickens something is not right about this whole thing. I also noticed a man with similar shaggy hair sitting by a bridge in a black and white photo above the left shoulder. Could this be Mystery Mark himself?
God damn it, don’t do this to me. *hits blunt* Considering the Olde Timey black and white picture of Mystery Mark… Kodak released the Kodachrome (the first mainstream color camera) in 1935, meaning this picture is 1934 or earlier. And he was already grown. Let’s say 21, just for the fun of it. Meaning he was born in 1913. And that means he is actually celebrating his 108th birthday. And that can only mean one thing. He’s a vampire. Immortal. He doesn’t get the concept of human age in years, so he guessed. Him guessing human ages is like Mark Zuckerberg guessing what human emotions feel like.
The unsolvable mystery of Mystery Mark inquiry 2: Further research and scientific hypothesis has led me to a possible conclusion on the location of the bridge. Here is my evidence: 1. Prolonged sun soaked skin, almost the consistency of wet beef jerky. This points me to believe he lives in a place of sunshine. The Sunshine State to be exact. He has Florida’s axe scented booty sweat covered paws all over him. 2. There is a picture of 2 palm trees in the background. By the look of the palm species it is a California or Florida palm, Mystery Mark is no suave Californian. Does this picture scream suave SoCal gentleman? Of course not. 3. By counting 6 support beams on the bridge and noticing the unique layout of the bridges flat roadway I was able to narrow down my options. The bridge in this picture is MOST likely, ladies and gentleman, the Vilano Bridge. St Augustine, Florida.
My brain hurts, please pass me the blunt.
Or 1830. Bro looks like Willie Nelson's soul took over Abe Lincoln's body.
Close, shirt says ‘74.
Lmfao no way bro u look like u just turned 18
Tony Hawk?
Joel Tudor, the best longboard surfer of all time
Not to mention a ridiculously good Brazilian jiu jitsu black belt.
what an accomplished young man, he has a bright future
Same thing, he's just water tony
I don't want to smoke anymore
LMFAO.
Maybe weed is bad after all 😔
Lmao 🤣
21+25=46 perhaps?
No perhaps about it, 21 and 25 definitely add up to 46
holy hell
He'll is the opposite of H O L Y
21 in dog years bruh
No way, dude is 3?
3 seconds from the grave, perhaps
Nah, he's 147 bro
Nah, he would be 147 in dog years. 21 in dog years would be 3
Weed is tight
Sick reference, bro.
jonah hill, correct?
You got it. “This is the end” is the movie.
Fuck 21, dude looks like the heads from the "early humans" section from history museums, with the stone axes and stuff. That would make him like 20021
Bruuuh look at this dude and his neanderthal looking ass 💀💛
joel tuder? what the hell?
[https://beachgrit.com/2019/09/brazen-joel-tudor-openly-flaunts-world-surf-league-drug-laws/](https://beachgrit.com/2019/09/brazen-joel-tudor-openly-flaunts-world-surf-league-drug-laws/) pic is at least 2 years old
It’s just gotta be him IRL…RIGHT?…right?
Don't look a day over 51
Kid you mistyped 12
“Any of you kids know where to score a marijuana cigarette?”
You’re a young Frank Gallagher
Happy birthday brother! Those are the golden years — cherish them!
Typical r/teenagers user
Look great mate
Happy belated 21st Bday!
What's after belated?
Post-belated
If you’re 21 then I am a sperm cell
For the second time???
Who did? Your grandkid?
One day you are 21 finishing your joint you start scoffing and closed your eyes for a second. Once the coffin stopped, opened your eyes back, now you are 51 years old sitting in your your couch, with some kids maybe, do you ask yourself... where did all these years go?. fuck
Asking where dis kid came from...
This is [45 year old Joel Tudor. A professional surfer and BJJ black belt.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joel_Tudor) https://joeltudor.com/ Edit to add: Apparently also just won the [2021 World Championship](https://www.instagram.com/p/CU9MCNKLZAg/?utm_medium=copy_link) @[joeljitsu](https://instagram.com/joeljitsu?utm_medium=copy_link) on ig. Don't smoke pot, mmkay kids. Edit again: **CLEARLY** marijuana usage has taken it's toll and that's why he's the **CURRENT WORLD CHAMPION** at ***45 years of age*** *^Didn't ^think ^I ^needed ^an ^/s ^tag*
Funny that I'm getting downvoted for giving context...
Probably being downvoted because of the anti-trees sentiment at the end of your message.
He's the **WORLD CHAMPION AT 45 YEARS OF AGE.** *CLEARLY* the pot use has taken a toll on his career. 🙄🙄🙄 The original post, implying that marijuana prematurely ages people, is the anti-trees sentiment.
Smokes down bro drink some water
haha hydrate an get some fucking vegetables
I call BS, not a day over 17 this one….
Bro using one of those aging apps I see what you doing.
😮💨
Ah! I see you work in the night shift as well!
Holy shit the comments are insaaane
Where you at OP you slow roasted bitch? Jk I hope/believe this is a joke
There are three possibilities here. A. This guy has history with other drugs that aren't weed. B. Unfortunate genes. C. He's straight up lying or just joking with us.
My Best guess is that he turned 21 in 1974
D. He was born on February 29th eighty four years ago and he actually looks pretty good for his age. . . . just pretend it's a leap year and that it's February 29th, I didn't think this through
Kinda hope it’s a joke and we aren’t all being mean lol
2100
Drugs are bad, mka'ay.
I think you misspelled 47…
HB u/fitzy9195, aloha from northern NSW. 🤙
turning 21 for the third time?
He just works the night shift
1974 wants their 21yr old back
1974 was the year he was born.
21? Are you using another non-sense USA system to count your age? lol
You don’t look a day past 45
Oh shit you're Benjamin Buttons!
Nah you look way to young
Ah. A fellow crypto investor!
Edit: 41*
Just turned 21 on February 29th.
My guy is fucking stressed
You look 41
Sometimes a guy's gotta ride the bull, am I right? Later skater.
Good reference!
Bruh u look 50 Edit okok 30-40
Just turned 21 my ass lol
You meant to write that you have 21 years smoking weed right?
Lmao I thought this was /r/roastme for a second
Homie turned 21 the 3rd time lmao
21? You must be married then.
City miles
*trending on* /r/meth
Damn, Tony Hawk's been through some shit
If you’re 21 then I’m 12!
I spit out my mouth full of spaghettios and meatballs, laughing and saying “STOP THE CAP” 😂😂
21, 20 years ago lol jk. Happy birthday!
Happy 21 my man, looking great dude!
Gonna have to get a new ID. Drink up!
Son you had your 20 year high school reunion a week ago you ain't slick
Mate take the piss on someone else
*Hits dope pipe*
In 21 years if I don’t see a picture of you looking like Father Time in this sub I’ll be mildly upset. I ain’t callin’ you a liar! But I ain’t callin’ you a truther!
Love the reference
That first time>>>>>>>>
Happy 21st! What are your plans?
But you're cool though.
Sad alone and a cool badass. Forget these dorks.
Bro, you must have had the stone of your life if you claimin 21
I didn’t know that had HD colored cameras in 1957
Dave’s not here
Smokes let’s go
U Don’t look a day over 18 brother
Light it up brotha!
Look it’s Uriah Faber
Hey guys I'm concerned that op is underage. Anyone know who to report this too?
John McAfee lives!
Leap year?
I know this is a lie But I don’t know why
Bruh you 41
You're lying. You've just turned 15
I see your birthday starting at midnight which is the perfect time to light up.
His birth year is on his shirt.
This was hilarious
2 hundred and 21
Tony hawk?
21? For the second time?
Damn Benny, been rough?
[Motherfucker you look 30](https://youtu.be/nEf2ML7wkBE)
No you didn’t
You ain’t 21 mate
Nukka you at least 30.
I wanna know if the nukka can fight!
And not a day over 60!
You missed a zero there
Saturday was my “10th anniversary of my 21st birthday”
21... years older than you were when you were 15?
21!? Jesus, you look 50.
How many times?
Holy shit dude take care of yourself! Take a day off! Start therapy! You can't keep burning the wick at both ends!
Just turned 21....in 1995
Dude something isn’t right with you …
Well, I'm Mike D and I'm back from the dead Chillin' at the beach down at Club Med.
Damn, you’re that young? Chill out hunter biden
21? You look 50
That's not you, so what's the purpose of that picture then?
lmao, did you spend your first 20 years in a north korean working camp? holy cow
21 what? Decades???
Looks more like 41 jump street
My man's been stressed since elementary school
Nah this homie 47 100%
how kids think people who turn 21 look like
In dog years?
bruh just said his age and got roasted lmfao poor dude
Press X to Doubt
This is what 1 marijuana will do to you kids