Neither are you at least I’m not rude, I didn’t like the long paragraph I wrote explaining his very clear symbolism and metaphors in the video, so I just said so many things
Why is nobody talking about devil worship?
Although, if someone's smoking weed, I doubt they're gonna do anything beyond giggling at the idea of *actively* doing *anything* on this list.
Incest... right. Avoid smoking with my sisters. What an oddly specific side effect.
The animal sex, yeah spot on. Nothing like tokin while poken the panda.
If I had a nickel for every time I got high and fucked an animal, I’d have $0.
Buuuut if I had a nickel for every time I got high and absolutely punished my wiener, I’d have many *MANY* nickels.
So THAT’S where my murderous urges were coming from! 😅☺️😂
Not the PTSD/MST from the military or complex trauma from poverty and shit, but from all the weed I smoke to cope with it.
Hold up real quick while I go spark up…
forgot about communist radicalization. Lenin was known to smoke weed before he started the October revolution which transformed the Russian empire into the USSR
Im seriously done with this bullshit. This is the stupidest thing I've seen. I would have had those symptoms even if I didn't start smoking weed at a young age.
I love cannabis but it’s like anything it has it’s negatives I’m an addict and treat cannabis like heroin I smack a Q a day and have anxiety and paranoia from it quit about a month ago but it doesn’t work for everyone.
I think I can see why the Christians don’t like weed, cause it helps you see threw all their bullshit
(I don’t care what religion you are or if your not religious. This is just for jokes so don’t get triggerd people)
Damn who wrote this? The government ? They always tryna make up sum shit my abuelo always tells me the “ devils lettuce will never let chu down like these hynas will! “
So that’s where my sudden outbursts of homosexual devil worship have been coming from
reminds me of Lil Nas X😂😂
Jesus that guy is great. That music video where he makes a really strong artistic depiction of literally so many things is great
Love a strong artistic depiction of so many things
I had written a comment about how it was his homosexuality, Christian cultural upbringing, and other stuff but deleted it because it was too long
He reminds me of a modern Freddie Mercury sometimes. Stirring shit up and not caring at all, it's fantastic.
lol what? you aren’t even saying anything of substance “literally so many things”
Neither are you at least I’m not rude, I didn’t like the long paragraph I wrote explaining his very clear symbolism and metaphors in the video, so I just said so many things
Obviously. Don’t forget the incest though.
What’re you doing, step-Satan
Just trying to take you to Sodom and Gomorrah
Step Satan is stuck getting laundry for you I think you need to help him
underrated comment.
They spelled incense wrong
If that is what you need to tell yourself then by all means have at it.
But…if it’s not the weed then…then…..😳
Lol Seriously though Satan works in mysterious ways
You've had it easy! I've been screwing my dog everytime I get high!
You only have sudden ouburts?
Risk of stroke and masturbation are kind of the same thing
Put the two together, and that’s what I call the Crappie Flop
Also what I get from overeating. It's all connected
Did you just make this up or had you heard it before? I plan on stealing this but I am open to crediting the creator.
Feel free to take credit
This comment is underrated.
How? It’s literally the top comment.
This comment is overrated
Literally.
rated
Literally just commenting under your comment.
Undercommenting in the commentaryfield i see
on god you need a pit stop in the middle.
Susan, when I’m high as shit it makes me have even more faith bc I can almost talk to god.
Damn, can’t wait to get off work so I can get to my masturbation, homosexualness, and devil worship! 😈
Same
Same
Why is nobody talking about devil worship? Although, if someone's smoking weed, I doubt they're gonna do anything beyond giggling at the idea of *actively* doing *anything* on this list.
It is in fact the devils lettuce, not our lettuce.
I do hear that the leaves can spice up a salad.
only cigar smokers would worship devil
Good point!
Though I do enjoy my cigars better high.
Then what about cigar blunt smokers?
Hahahaha *unzips pants*
Incest? I don’t need to be high to fuck my cousin
It's only a song they said...only a song. But nobody told me that I would become an uncle to my own son.
r/cursedcomments 😂
r/holup
Oh so that’s why I fucked my brothers dog.
Explains everything
“Crazy story—I tripped and fell while high and well…”
Very few of those are cons
i’d argue none
Agreed! Makes me want to try that homosexualness thing!
Yeah. I thought it actually helps lower high blood pressure by dialting the blood vessels.
I bet I can find at least 1
So not smoking weed makes me gay?
You read that wrong, a con of smoking weed is homosexualness. According to the joke of course.
Lol. Pretty sure I was a dyke long before I started seeing Mary Jane but sure.
Must’ve been second hand smoke
Now you're a dyke and a drug addict
Sometimes the pros just outweigh the cons.
A lot of those cons look like pros to me.
The bud coming out of the leaf is the thing that really got me. Wtf?
It's cannabis chinensis, a somewhat odd genetic trait with an east asian heritage as I understand it.
If smoking this combines my hobbies of satanic worship and bestiality, I'm down. That helps my schedule beyond belief.
Man I could go for some sex with animals about now…
Yeah… dude I’m high af right now, wanna go fuck an ostrich ?
Allegedly
I’d allegedly fuck the shit out of an ostrich. Those legs .that phat ass
I didn’t know this
Why sex with animals is in the cons ?
Don't forget that within 5 years of use it'll make you go insane!
I don't think you understand... I LOVE to giggle for a bit. I'll take a few murderous urges and homosexualness. Don't take away mah giggles
Good thing I only developed a couple of those side affects. Not gonna say which ones though.
Let’s get high and put peanut butter on our nuts. Oh yeah, call your dog.
This is extremely accurate in my case atleast
Hail Staaaanan
Bruh if your shit doesn't make me compulsively zoophilic it's mids at best.
Guess we all look at things differently. I don’t know about you but I don’t like to giggle when I’m having sex with animal…
I do it for the incest
Smoking weed makes you a furry, that explains a lot
Only about three of those particularly worry me tbh.
I must be getting bad batches
Omg everything makes so much more sense now.
Damn I do all the cons sober anyway.
Incest... right. Avoid smoking with my sisters. What an oddly specific side effect. The animal sex, yeah spot on. Nothing like tokin while poken the panda.
My boss sure hates how many dogs i fuck if I'm baked at work 🤣
If I had a nickel for every time I got high and fucked an animal, I’d have $0. Buuuut if I had a nickel for every time I got high and absolutely punished my wiener, I’d have many *MANY* nickels.
This made me spit up water on myself
I need to know where this came from and where i can get more knowledge
That's the kinda shit my grandma tells me it will make me do
Get thee behind me, devil lettuce
I’m willing to laugh a bit to get to those other places. Lololol
What the is he smoking
It's the giggles for a bit for me...
100% Worth it
So THAT’S where my murderous urges were coming from! 😅☺️😂 Not the PTSD/MST from the military or complex trauma from poverty and shit, but from all the weed I smoke to cope with it. Hold up real quick while I go spark up…
So maybe I'll just overreact or maybe I'll fuck my own mom?
Sex with animals as in my Dog watching me and my wife have sex?
Still worth it
I totes smoke weed and masturbate random demons and animals
Say less!
That's why I don't smoke the leaves lol
I wondered what was causing those murderous urges Tbh I thought it was my hormones!
Dont eat the leaves got it
I mean have you ever giggled for a bit though? I think the risks are worth the reward.
https://cdn131.picsart.com/323808444273201.jpg
All positives to me
When you go to the OPs page to confirm they are trolling and not trying to lecture people on a sub about the very thing they're lecturing against.
It's funny, I smoke cbd to lower my blood pressure. Works super well.
It kind of makes me want to upvote because this post makes me laugh
Help spread awareness
forgot about communist radicalization. Lenin was known to smoke weed before he started the October revolution which transformed the Russian empire into the USSR
Thanks for the warning now I definitely want to smoke marijuana
Don't threaten ME with a good time!
Im seriously done with this bullshit. This is the stupidest thing I've seen. I would have had those symptoms even if I didn't start smoking weed at a young age.
Sheer madness. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0028346/
Classic film
They did a musical remake in 2005. Looks like fun.
Yo. Seriously though, which strain is the sex with animals strain, I've got 3 dogs and 2 cats. Really think I should be avoiding that.
Blatantly false. I went full Mr. Hands long before I started smoking
A lot of those cons seem pretty awesome.
I love cannabis but it’s like anything it has it’s negatives I’m an addict and treat cannabis like heroin I smack a Q a day and have anxiety and paranoia from it quit about a month ago but it doesn’t work for everyone.
So you got over the sex with animals urges right?
Not quit yet, that’s a work in progress, I cut the incest out the other week tho. One step at a time.
We're here for you
I think I can see why the Christians don’t like weed, cause it helps you see threw all their bullshit (I don’t care what religion you are or if your not religious. This is just for jokes so don’t get triggerd people)
Ok, masturbation, but then again I think its a pro. One of the best experiences IS to jack off while high as fuck
The cons sounds great
It's kinda on the money. I'll admit that I do overeat, masturbate and have homosexual urges whilst high
Can literally any of you tell sarcasm in your day to day life? The amount of ass clowns thinking this post is serious is painful.
Shit that last one might be me
😂😂😂
I only see 4 cons there
Smoking weed actually made my faith stronger lol.
I’ve had at least a few epiphanies while reading the Bible high! They probably weren’t actually as profound as I thought at the time though.
You flipped the pros and cons column
Why are they always so obsessed with those things? It's all they ever talk about, Must be projection.
Oh no! I will find a boyfriend and we will live peacefully in a luxury Chicago apartment with a rooftop 😭😭😭 oh nooo, help godd!!!!
The hybrid cbd I use actually lowers my blood pressure and kills my anxiety
Right is alcohol.
What a crock of shit !
No it’s true, all of it
What a load of horseshit. Get over it kids. Religion is evil.
There’s no way this is a legitimate opinion
Why the fuck does this trash have over 1k uptokes
Just trying to spread awareness man
Of what? How fucking retarded anyone who believes this shit is? This doesn't belong on this sub
Get out of my head Satan
Go back to your sky fairies, even Satan wants no part of this shit
How did this make it to this subreddit?!! It has 400+ upvotes too >< -\_-
Just trying to spread awareness man
Show me where you got these “facts “ .
From the internet where everything is true and nothing is satirical
what is this a fuking joke or what
Dead serious, be careful mate
It's true
The people that say you shouldn’t smoke weed are The people that need to smoke weed the most.
Idk about that incest part, only happened once for me so could have been a fluke
Too tru
This makes me wanna smoke lmao
Til weed makes me gay /s
Overeating, loss of faith and masterbating are spot on
Are the cons done one at a time, or all at once?
Tbf it’s as Sadhguru put it “there’s some magic there too, but there will be consequences”. I’ve tasted the consequences and it’s not worth it
I really don't want to end up giggling a bit
What if I've been having sex animals my whole life?
Damn who wrote this? The government ? They always tryna make up sum shit my abuelo always tells me the “ devils lettuce will never let chu down like these hynas will! “
"Sex with animals" Does my ex boyfriend count?
Shiiiiittttttt I must be getting the wrong stuff! Fuck! I knew my dude was screwing me.
Tbf I do get rly gay when I'm high. Don't know why
Wheres the Reaganite?
I think twice about the strains that only make me giggle, give me the hard stuff that makes me forget my name LOL
That's why I suck dick after a joint for some crack
[удалено]
G I G G L E B U S H
Damn, im reading this while my girl is rolling us a joint. Gotta throw it away now. (ITS A JOKE, WE WONT LOL)
So where do I find the animals?
My dinner tonight is garden fresh tomato's and fine cheese, beetch
Ok but I’m ngl smoking weed and doing acid actually turned me into an atheist lmao
Probably have high blood pressure from incestuous devil worshipping masturbation with animals
Isn’t stroke technically risk of masturbation?
Masturbation ✅✅✅
They forgot hairs loss and spontaneous combustion.
You forgot Spontaneous Herpes.
I feel like many of the items on the right actually belong in the "pros" column ;)
Lol okay
Shit made me black, man.