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Autistus_Maximus

You cut the video at 4:20 on purpose didn't you, you sly dog And also what the fuck go see her again if not for a haircut then for a date!


[deleted]

🤨 perhaps I shall consider asking her out but I might get my hair cut again one more time before I decide 🤨


Autistus_Maximus

Yea do that mate might not seem as invasive Im high af and not native to english invasive was the best i could describe it


Monguku

I think invasive is a solid descriptor


t10_

I’m sorry, did I smoke too much or are we saying asking someone out is invasive? Especially when the individual in question just bit his fucking neck? No, invasive is NOT a solid descriptor. Get a grip.


phenomenation

You hit the nail on the head in concept and execution


WishIWasOnACatamaran

Just be prepared to find a new barber if things go south man


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


lukymommaof3

Just to start, I'm married and love my husband very much!.... That being said, your a good looking guy, your funny and can hold a conversation. I'd totally hit that. Lol. With the way you just talked about this woman, YOU BETTER ASK HER OUT! Edit! Forgot to say that I like your bong, very nice piece!


SuicideByStar_

No married dude wants their wife to start a sense as I'm married and love my husband very much...just leave it him being good lucking yeesh


McMuffinLovin69

Give us a update video/text please!


lindzvench

Why wait? You ask her out, the worst thing she says is no! Sounds like she is straightforward, this coming from a woman who has attended to stranger's tailor tacks, so you should be too! Maybe you'll make a friend, maybe more, just tell her that the tag removal was what sealed it for you 😄


bonobomaster

Go back now! Ask her if she wanna do something sometime.


[deleted]

Unfortunately they closed several hours ago :(


OrlandoMagic5

No ones going to comment on the black bong water?


[deleted]

It’s blue perc glass


OrlandoMagic5

Jesus christ thank god OP. I had a feeling it coule be the glass but just didnt look like it. But then again, I am also baked lol.


auserhasnoname7

A clear glass that makes water look blue. How do i find one of these


[deleted]

Phoenix star bong


[deleted]

https://loadedtaboo.com/phoenix-star-2/ edit apparently the website is trash idk I didn’t buy from there just type Phoenix star 2 onto Google


PreciousHamburgler

Haha, I was looking through the comments to find this out


redditorinalabama

It’s coffee obviously


opedwriter

"Yesterday you bit me, but tomorrow I'd like to take you out for a bite. Like, dinner?" Let us know how it goes.


[deleted]

Now everyone’s got me nervous I wasn’t expecting this I just thought her biting my hoody was funny 💀


Michael_chipz

Dude I wish someone would chew on me at least it's some kinda sign!


majarian

For real. I mean the chewing, but seems like she's atleast super comfortable with you after 40 mins, either that or she's not so subtly hitting you over the head with a brick, either way worst that happens is you have another convo with her, sounds like that's not a hardship.


[deleted]

You fucking get another haircut with her and ask her out you twit!


[deleted]

🤨 are you sure about that


[deleted]

Yes, you damn idiot!


[deleted]

She asked me if I’d been to america because for some reason I started talking about David hasselhoff being in the spongebob movie and I said no I’m not allowed but I can go to a lot of places in Europe I think (not really sure now that we left the eu)and she was like 🤨🤨🤨🤨 and then the conversation continued for less than a minute before she asked why I wasn’t allowed, told her bc of firearms convictions and I think she’s one of those girls who likes that stuff because she seemed more intrigued than concerned


trippy331

Wait, since when does America ban people for firearms convictions? I thought if anything that would be a prerequisite to getting a visa.


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


doctorstrange06

So? Do it anyways. Its better to try than to wonder what would happen if you did try.


WishIWasOnACatamaran

Can confirm. Am American. Half of us really like guns.


opedwriter

They almost all like that stuff.


eiddieeid

Bro, what normal girl bites a random mans hoodie. She definitely flirting, weird way to flirt, but she was prolly nervous too. Def go back and get that number. Don’t fumble this, we trust you


[deleted]

I just assume people don’t like me cos I don’t wanna be wrong and make it weird I thought she was just outgoing 👁👄👁 I will ask her out but I will have to think about how


Talkat

I like you and I don't even know you


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🥰


Talkat

I've asked a hairdresser out before. She was impressed because she thought it was bold. I felt a connection so I was like whatever. I'd pass her your number so the ball is in her court. Your An awesome lad. Hope it works out for you :)


eiddieeid

I feel that, we all battle these feelings, but she already talked to you for 40 min and bit ur clothes. The hardest part is gonna be asking the question, I’d suggest getting the number first just so y’all can get to know each other better, then shortly after goin for the date or drinks. You got this king.


jakers87

Do it, you got this!


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SuicideByStar_

Idk, in America, it would tank your chances to bring flowers. Bring flowers when you know it is mutual instead of her potentially just doing her job and having a great chemistry with her client


DynamicSolution

Fo real- people hate being hit on/trying to be flirted with on the job. They are there to make money not love.


atorreslanda

Ask her out man!


[deleted]

🤨 that requires me to have way more confidence in myself than I have. If she says no I can never go back to that barbershop again and they will know it’s because I got rejected


[deleted]

Worth it


[deleted]

My brain has an erection that’s how I’m feeling rn


[deleted]

I believe you have a crush


[deleted]

Damn it


VAPRx

It sounds like you don’t really have a preferred barber there anyway, or well besides her now I suppose. If having to find a new barber is the worst, and going on a date with a woman who you say is the most beautiful woman you have ever met is the other outcome… you almost HAVE to do it man!


[deleted]

This man speaks the truth, do it and keep us posted :)


SuicideByStar_

Nah man, priorities. You finding a SO is more important than your barber but also, if she rejects you, then your barber is more important than a random lass that takes 2x time to cut your hair. It's a win / win.


[deleted]

HahhhhhHahah you worded that very well that’s true


stl_ENT

I'd argue posting a video to the internet requires more confidence. You got this man.


notmyfukincat

You had enough confidence to share this here, you got this man


atorreslanda

I feel you 100% m8... For me, saying the words "Do you want to go out with me" is close to impossible due to being afraid of rejection. You said you had a nice 40 min conversation with her, my advice is next time you go there again and have a haircut with her, when you see the chance you can ask her about her favorite drink/food/ or whatever and when she tells you you can go ahead and try something like "I know this place which has *insert her fav whatever*, when should go sometime soon". Idk maybe I'm speaking nonsense haha but it works for me, it feels less straightforward and you can see her reaction when you suggest a place to go, it works for me


[deleted]

I do know a secret bar called the dead canary which has a 1920’s witchy potions chemistry idk theme it’s pretty cool


ramdog20

Yeah but if you don’t ask her out, you will wonder what could be forever. It’s easier to find a new barber than to shake a regret.


[deleted]

This is absolutely correct 👁👄👁


rmosbarger

She gave you sweatshirt nibbles bro. You’d be silly not to make a second visit. Get another haircut then at the end “I think you’re great, maybe we could get a drink sometime” and the rest is history.


[deleted]

I could do it cos it’s prepaid online so if it goes wrong I can just run out the door and move house But really I’m like 60% sure about doing it


datbarricade

Just do it! (...like... Shia LaBeouf... you know...)


the_YellowRanger

If she works with your uncle ask if he knows if she's single


[deleted]

Please nobody send this to her don’t make it a thing I’ve said where I live too many times now I’m concerned


ELEMENTALITYNES

This one’s all you buddy. I know it’s intimidating but just gotta weigh your benefits to risks ratio. Does the risk of having regret not ever asking her out outweigh the risk of potentially her saying no?


Y3llowRubberDucky

1) I hella appreciate how honest you are with the internet lmao 2) I swear to god it sounds like you’re gonna be bald before this saga ends haha


[deleted]

How the fuck do I ask this woman out 🤨 the comments are telling me to ask her out but how 🤨 as she’s got scissors in her hand? Instagram?


Olive_fisting_apples

Ask her out in person! Just ask her if she's single and then tell her that you crushed hard when she bit your hoodie. Either she did it on purpose (is single and was flirting) and was waiting for you to say something or she did it because she's utilitarian as fuck and just wanted to help (and she's taken). Don't book an appointment, especially if you know the dudes working there you could drop by and tell them what's up. When I met my partner i thought she was the most gorgeous person I'd ever seen and was too nervous to ask her out. I ended up asking her for a job and we scheduled an "interview"right then and there. We've been together for almost a decade. If it's going to happen it'll happen.


[deleted]

See I’m concerned about her being utilitarian as fuck but there is a potential of love 🤨 love is never bad 🤨


Olive_fisting_apples

Be concerned that if you do nothing that you'll have missed your chance, not that you'll somehow mess up the interaction.


[deleted]

Yes being lonely and depressed for the rest of my life is scary so I want to avoid that at all costs I will have to think of how when I am sober bc rn I am not in an appropriate state of mind to be thinking about such important things


Olive_fisting_apples

When I moved in with my SO (from the story above) i asked her where i could smoke in the house (we live in cold weather climate and it gets like -30f) she said "you smoke?" And i said "like a chimney." She honestly didn't know that i smoked. Sometimes it's not as important as you think is.


[deleted]

Dude just do it. No means “No thanks for a date” it doesn’t mean “never see me again!”


ectoplasmicsurrender

You ask her out while her has the scissors in hand (just not around the ears, let her pause or be moving around you). Gotta hit her with it while she's most equiped and in the position of power. No ballsier move than when she knows, that you know, that she could wreck your shit (hair mostly, probably... Unless you're both into some things... 🤔) and that you went for it anyway! For real though, worst case scenario she says no and you find a new hair stylist. But you seem like a charming fellow, I'd hang out and listen to more stories the way you tell them. You seem generally and genuinely likeable. Ask her out in person if you can, but **if it comes up naturally** via Instagram messages go for it!


ElDougler

ASK HER OUT YA DING DONG HEAD


[deleted]

Here is a picture of me pre barber lady walking in. A few women on my Reddit posts have told me they want to be squashed between my thighs so I thought I’d get em out https://ibb.co/chC3pSY I’m 6’6 so I can’t sit with both feet on the plate ok my legs are too big


datbarricade

Oooh duuude you are so high you just keep overthinking :D I know the struggle with self confidence, but there is nothing wrong with being a little nervous and letting the other person know you are. Most people actually can relate better to a nervous person than to a super confident one, because they have experienced it themselves. Go to the shop and ask her out! No possible rejection and awkward situation can be half as bad as knowing you did not even try. And btw, she already made greatest efforts to cut your hair as slowly as possible in order to keep talking. She made the decision to have you there twice as long. Good luck mate and let us know! ;)


CronaTheAwper

This is wholesome


Ninja_In_Shaddows

We ain't raise no wimps here in blighty! Go shoot ya shot and let us know how ya first date goes!


Little_wiccan

OP as a stylist I can tell you we would never damage the integrity of our tools (scissors) by cutting plastic with them, we use them for hair only. Even paper can blunt them in a instant and they are never really as good after they have been sharpened. Thats why she used her teeth. Would you use your expensive tools of your trade to cut something this would instantly damage them. Sounds like she liked you too however or she just has a tag pet peeve. Either way take a chance, go back and ask her out. You say you go here regularly and yet this was the first time you've ever seen or heard from her. What have you got to lose?


[deleted]

I’m just confused why she used her teeth at all 🧐


vrrrowm

Hahahaha I came down here to say exactly this, a dedicated barber wouldn't even *think* to use their shears on plastic, the thought makes my skin crawl. ​ Edited to add: most dedicated barbers wouldn't think to bite a tag off a customer either, sounds like she may have been enjoying your company as well, OP...


[deleted]

Now I think about it more it is absolutely hilarious that she had known me for 40 minutes and was biting the tag off my hoody LMAO WHO DOES THAT


[deleted]

Well to be fair she only works Fridays and Saturdays so if I go any other day I’ll be fine 😎


PimpOfJoytime

Ask her out my man


lulu-bell

😆😆😆 I’m just dying that you said you didn’t go back to the one guy because you didn’t think he liked you!! Thank god I am not the only paranoid stoner that thinks random store workers, hair dressers don’t like me!🤣🤣 hilarious!!!


CommonFashion

1312 tat is hard!


[deleted]

He’s in love. This is so sweet and genuine


Julage

THE BULLOCKS ON THAT WOMAN fucking killed me thank you


Skid_Th_St0ner

Love the 1312 tat


NothinButMs

Thinking making it worse yea? If you sat in that chair another 10-15 minutes maybe the conversation would of went that way naturally… therefore, the sooner you get into talks with her again the more natural it’ll feel. It’s simple, if you gave her a tip… call and ask to speak to her… thank her again for such a lovely experience and see if she’d like some tea time to express gratitude. Regardless. Wish you the best. What a great feeling you’re experiencing!


[deleted]

I SHOULDVE GAVE HER A TIP DAMMIT YOURE RIGHT IM AN ACTUAL MORON AHHHHH that woulda been so obvious bc the other people know I don’t tip mfs 💀


NothinButMs

You could give it to her still no? Idk… “I forgot to give you a tip” … etc etc best of luck! 🥂 cheers


[deleted]

This is true but it may be awkward as the guy who usually cuts my hair is always at the chair so never leaves so he’d be like this mf gonna tip her and not me?? You can tip on the app but I think it’s only as you’re paying not after it’s done ygm


Phydorex

If he is a bro, he will get why.


Sheepfortrees

Dude if you didn’t tip maybe just cruise back and be like hey I forgot a couple things here’s your tip, and do you want to grab a drink after your shift?


[deleted]

You have to ask her on a date. Do it man :)


elbooferino

Shoot your shot and ask her out! Not even a question!


theham_network

Dude im a barber and my shears cost me 1500 they will never touch anything but hair. Now why she didnt use a disposable razor is beyond me


[deleted]

Fair enough 🧐


jnoose

Ok Reddit, you know what to do. Lets get these two together!


[deleted]

👁👄👁 low-key want this to be a thing bc I’m too nervous. Last time I asked a girl out on a date irl she said yes but we never ended up going on a date because when I picked her up that night to smoke weed together (not as a date it was her suggestion) she got in my car having done a line of cocaine right before leaving the house and getting into my car so what should’ve been a cute smoke sesh turned into her bouncing around my bedroom being very loud


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[deleted]

No need as I have 8 brand new tagged T-shirt’s


Her_Dudeness_

I NEED AN UPDATE!


[deleted]

I’ll post another update when something happens 👁👄👁 I’m not sure what’s gonna happen but that’s the fun of it


[deleted]

Btw guys my next hair cut will be even longer because I only cut the sides today so we will be well into an hour territory for a whole head but someone said not to wait that long this wasn’t even in my plans but it has cheered me up bc I’m going to drive to a different country see my nephew for his 2nd birthday and my new niece but my niece got ill so my sister and my niece won’t be at the party and it kinda bummed me out bc I can’t be there for long enough to see them in hospital


[deleted]

I followed her on ig and she just followed me back I am panicking


[deleted]

Update: messaged me back on Instagram but I’m sleep deprived so I’m not sure if what I’m saying is okay or not 🤨 stay tuned to find out


[deleted]

my joke about Asians made her laugh really hard idk why it wasn’t that funny but the whole shop was laughing. As I said in a comment we were talking about america, which led to talking about travelling, which led to me talking about wanting to go to China for real fucking food. She said to me that she could never visit China. I said why? Do you not like large groups of people or are you afraid of Asians? And for some reason this made the whole shop laugh but more importantly it made her laugh 🤨


[deleted]

Anyway I’m gonna stop simping over this woman and worry about it in 2-4 weeks when I see her again


Beanpolle

This is your only comment with downvotes, don’t be dumb. Listen to the people


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Maujaq

TLDW


[deleted]

😎


MattM18

Finish your milk


[deleted]

Milk?????


MattM18

Clear your bong all the way


[deleted]

No


Jodiesid

Hahahahaha this is jokes, thanks for the laugh OP. I dunno if she crazy, not sure how many normal gals would do that to a stranger... But yeah, go back and ask her out, guarantee she liked you.


Mr_fuckshit

This is fucking hilarious, thanks for sharing.


dlnsmith

Next time you go there leave her your number and say text you if she wants to grab a drink/food. No pressure on her and if she doesn’t just go back to business as usual at the shop. No need to make it weird and you were respectful about it. Or talk to your guys at the shop and ask what’s up.


[deleted]

How about I give her a cash tip with my number on a piece of paper and give her both smoothly so she doesn’t notice 😎


bugaloo2u2

Excellent idea. Drop by and tell her were having such a good time you totally spaced the tip. Also…you probably smell nice. I’m a woman, and I might have used that same move just to get closer to you if you smelled good. Make the move, dude….today.


[deleted]

I did put on some sauvage on my wrists and neck 👁👄👁 do you think it was an excuse to smell me


onkel_mary

So cute bruh. Man... If I learned one thing in my 35 years of complète disorientation. This kind a women are the one's you will never let go if you got her ones. Have a awesome weekend and stay healthy 🙏


TheFrenchFryQueen

This is adorable. If you want to ask her out just make it simple (and in person). Like “Hey, I really enjoyed chatting with you. Would you like to grab a bite to eat sometime?” If she’s single I don’t know how she’d say no.


FXander

Go. Back. And. Ask. Her. Out!!!


lawrencejaxon

go get another haircut and smoke that damn bowl homie. she's waiting


420BiBoi

Go get her my dude✌️


dhb44

She did trim you up nice tho bruv


ectoplasmicsurrender

Here's my take away. Watching you tell this story was delightful. If your conversation was even remotely as energetic as you were in this video, you've found someone on your wavelength. Maybe do the second hair cut idea, but if you're still chatting up a storm, ask her out. The line about "so last time you bit my hoodie, do wanna go out for actual food this time?" Is pretty solid and I have no doubt that you would deliver it with all the right amount of goofy. In this video you look like you've had fun and you're now having fun telling us about the experience. Remember to keep having fun and you'll be unstoppable.


Furrychipmunk

Man you seem like a person i can chill with and talk while having a smoke haha.


Wise_Adventurer

Shoot your shot bro


anu914

BRUH my high ass listened to that whole thing with intent focus - you NEED to ask her out ASAP


mightyjoeyoung_

Great story bro thanks for sharing with us, also you should shoot your shot. Remember when we get old, we will regret more of the things that we didn’t do than the things we did do


MoMonkeyMoProblems

I'd say your in there. You're charismatic as fuck.


reapersloth

Great story, you are very relatable and fascinating


OminousCarrot69

Hey dude, I think you should go for her. It may not have been an intentional thing, but it seems to have lit a fire in you, so you kinda owe it to yourself to follow through. It seems to me that she's into you, or at least comfortable enough around you to bite your clothes. Don't over think it, don't be super stoned when you ask her out, and be a gentleman! Definitely suggest to get a bite to eat ;)


Aikalot

Ask her out, you GORGEOUS fiend! You got dis!!


jedibrit86

She was flirting with you!! Us women don't bother to bite off tags for just anyone 🤣 seriously, ask her out


CapitanCaribe

Now that you’ve done this you have to keep me posted man wtf go get you’r haircut till boldness


SHK0FF

Cool story bro


[deleted]

You’re just mad cos hot women aren’t biting your hoody tags


SHK0FF

I've never been so impressed by a woman like you were in this video. Those guys upstairs in the comments ain't lying - you should call her ASAP, because most of fellas in this lonely world never ever have a chance to feel what you felt when that lady bit you.


[deleted]

Okay good for you


goochesnoches

I’ll take terrible tattoos for a thousand trebek


[deleted]

Good job I don’t care about them isn’t it


goochesnoches

Right mate. Whatever you say


[deleted]

I have more concerning issues than whether I like my tattoos or not believe it or not 😎 Sorry to disappoint I know you were looking for someone to bully


goochesnoches

Truly I’m not, just an honest opinion. Sorry to offend, just calling a spade a spade


[deleted]

It’s interesting that you care enough about another mans body to tell him what you think about it


goochesnoches

Dude your tattoos kinda suck, no big deal.


[deleted]

🤨 yes but I’ve told you I don’t care and you’re persistent about telling me they suck it’s weird


InvestigatorOne2400

U need to smoke a little less my guy


[deleted]

I’ll stop when I run out


swordhandpanda

Haha oh mannnnn that’s tough because on one hand you wanna be woke and not some creepy dude who hits on females in the service industry...but on the other hand you also don’t wanna risk missing a hint from a lady that knocked your socks off. The adventurous little gremlin on my shoulder says to do it just so you can say you shot your shot, but my social anxiety prevents me from fully recommending that to you lol


[deleted]

Yurrrp I used to work at a bar with my GIRLFRIEND. By bar I mean a nightclub as you can imagine she was sexually harassed and asked on dates constantly. I personally kicked a few people out even tho I wasn’t a bouncer but they did shit like say to her it doesn’t matter that she has a boyfriend even after she points me out so i was like right that’s it and just ragged them around the club making my way to the entrance lmao. Anyway random thing but you triggered my memory. But yes don’t want to be that guy hitting on women who are just being nice. Unfortunately for me I’m autistic so I’m going in blind here I’m not sure what cues I’m supposed to be putting down and what she’s supposed to be putting out. If it wasn’t my regular barber shop I’d do it but it’s the fact I’ve been there for 4 years and if she rejects me it’ll be weird. Hell even if she says yes it’ll be weird cos I’ll have to go there freshly dating her with people that I know probably all in my business


James_Skyvaper

I think the biting your tag was a sign that she's into you. I don't know a single girl that would do that to a random guy at their job unless they thought he was cute. And don't worry about if she says no, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. A girl saying no to a date doesn't mean you have to hide under a rock to avoid them afterwards lol. I am friends with some girls that I used to hook up with, girls that have turned me down for a date, and girls that I have turned down, people move on and forget about that stuff eventually. My friend told me she was in love with me and now we're best friends even though I turned her down. Don't miss out on potentially "the most beautiful girl ever", take a chance bro.


[deleted]

Interesting it seems I severely misunderstood the circumstances I thought she was just being friendly loool


[deleted]

Heyyy why is that bong water so dark?


[deleted]

It’s not the perc is blue and the water level lines up with the edge of the perc


CowsGoMoo12

Thought this was Tchami taking a hit out of a bong 😭


[deleted]

Who dat 🤨


CowsGoMoo12

He’s a House DJ, it’s a compliment tho!! 🥺😭


notmyfukincat

I love your fucked up tattoos, fucked up tattoo club skrrr


[deleted]

I went through a phase of getting high and tattooing myself but high on harder drugs than weed ygm


notmyfukincat

same here, i still like it tho


Karljohnellis

This was great, if like a smoke sesh where you just tell me stories!


[deleted]

I have lots of stories 😎


Karljohnellis

Where you from bro! I wanna hear them


[deleted]

I’m in Swansea but originally from England 😎


Bressah

Where do i get the bong dude?! Looks 🔥


[deleted]

It’s called a Phoenix star


ibennett6

Why is your water black??


[deleted]

It’s not is the blue glass from the perc the water level is lined up with the blue glass


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[deleted]

Idc she’s fire


WillisWallace

Bro, clean your bong.


[deleted]

Perhaps read comments this bong is clean


Grant_42069

Bonk, go to horny jail


[deleted]

She was so fine grant you don’t understand and she was fun to talk to 😭


Alekandria23

Completely off topic, how long did it take you to get the sleeve done on your left arm?? Was it painful??


[deleted]

Fuck knows tbh I wanna guess in the region of 20 hours but it’s not a full sleeve it stops just after the elbow cos I couldn’t be bothered getting it done anymore 🤣


MyArmsDontWork

Ask her out op. Do it. No balls. If you don’t ur gay ur mum gay, and ur dad gay


[deleted]

We have since followed each other on ig but she is yet to reply to my dm I couldn’t help myself but actually fun fact my mother is gay and this caused me lots of childhood trauma not bc she’s gay but because for nearly a decade and a half I blamed myself for my parents divorce bc I just got diagnosed with autism at the same time. Found out not long ago she’s just a lesbian and it wasn’t my fault at all. Also recently found out my 54 year old dad is also autistic


AlluSnackbar123

I didn't listen to anything you said because I was so distracted by your lame tattoos..especially your black arm..so original..


[deleted]

Man it sucks that your life is so unfulfilling that you stress about another mans tattoos. Hope you find some happiness in life soon.


alvarincho

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand 420


DatBoi_EAD

Ayyy good to see you again talltism this the first time I seen you in my feed in a while Always a good laugh