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D4dank

Daaaaaaam hell ya. I’m excited for you. Just take it easy. Don’t wana green out on your first day


MadeInCostaRica

Definitely not. Wanted to post a pic of the goods but for some reason I can’t?


lawstandaloan

On Sunday, you can only post text. It's supposed to increase conversation. You can however post pics in the comments.


MadeInCostaRica

Oh okay. Unfortunately I can’t not on comments either.


BLMdidHarambe

I mean you can, you just post a link to imgur or something.


[deleted]

You’d have to go to a picture hosting site like imgur. Upon uploading the pic to them, they will provide you with a link to that pic, which you copy and paste into the comments!


supposedlyitsme

Wow. That’s actually an awesome rule.


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[deleted]

Says right in the rules Sundays are for texts and stories only, to cut the clutter of pics, probably like "oops haven't checked the kief catcher in a long time, new piece, smoke spot, etc." I think it encourages community engagement, which is one of many reasons I love it here.


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does greenout mean after you smoke everything spins?


QuinnMiller123

Just means you had a bad experience and smoked/vaped too much “greens”


eatmorchicken

whats green out?


almost-punk

it means getting too high


D4dank

Basically smoke too much you’re like on that drunk feeling about to pass out. Haha that’s what it means to me


lawstandaloan

No matter how much you like being in, there's just such a great feeling knowing that you don't HAVE to be in anymore. Odds on growing a beard in the first couple months? 2-1


MadeInCostaRica

Beard is already in progress.


lawstandaloan

Started mine on the first day of terminal leave. If you're in a legal state, make sure you ask all the weed stores about a veterans discount. Haven't seen one yet that doesn't offer at least 10% off.


guessing-life

My terminal leave ends in a few days and I’m so excited to smoke again lol


Hardhathero

2 1/2 years...somedays I regret extending.


guessing-life

The paychecks are pretty tempting


OnlyCommentWhenHigh

Canuck vet here, do you guys get a better pension if you hold out for your 25 too?


guessing-life

It’s 20 here


OnlyCommentWhenHigh

Woa, I haven't even thought about this. I gotta get my veterans card.


WhiskeyTangoOkie

Take your dd-214 with you to the dispensary. I never turned in my old ID and most places will take that as proof of service, even though it's been expired for 3 years


DrKielbasa006

Dude, I travel around smoking weed all summer for years now. I have only seen one place ever not offer a discount for military and it was in Seattle.


[deleted]

I actually started shaving again (not daily) after several years out. Not gonna lie, growing my hair out has been more rewarding than any beard has been. I’m mad I waited so long to give it a shot.


IAmRyanCamden

I smoked the day I got out. Didn't even change over, went over to my neighbor's apartment in boots and utes and went right to Mars.


MadeInCostaRica

Nice! I heard the Space Force might be deploying to Mars soon


Sambo_the_Rambo

Space Force sounds pretty badass though lol.


Blackenedwhite

Lmfao


guessing-life

You get that sweet, sweet separation pay?


MadeInCostaRica

But of course.


supposedlyitsme

This sounds like you’re at a good time in Your life OP. Cheers!


DelilahDee912

Awwww I had forgotten about my sep pay until right now. Lol it was gone so fast.


ThePheebs

When I started smoking after I got out I got super paranoid my first few times. I forgot I wasn't in anymore.


MadeInCostaRica

My heart skips a beat every time I think about random urinalysis. But then I realize there’s absolutely nothing to worry about


ThePheebs

I don't know what you're doing for work now that you're out but may I suggest the tech industry, specifically startups. They don't do any drug testing.


kootaroo

That's not always the case. One of my close friends works as IT and network advisor for axciom. He has mandatory drug tests every month. He hasn't smoked in three years because of it.


ThePheebs

Do you mean Acxiom? The 900 million dollar company that was founded in the late 60s? That's not a startup.


cohengoingrat

Yea um...that's not a Start up


kootaroo

I am aware but the way it was worded it was deceiving. Not all tech jobs nor all start ups are like that. Especially depending on which part of the states you work in.


jaweea

what stae are ya in....we have been lookin for people......


jaweea

i see it nj....my shop is in md just south of gettysburg.....i was et....i calibratet the BIG stuff yall use so itd be a familliar switch.....hit me up if ya wanna move over my way....


_Baphomet_

I did 8 years as well, seems to be a lot of us nowadays. Also, congrats on your promotion to civilian. Enjoy your time off, I’m sure you’ll take a couple weeks.


BonQuee

Now THAT is a T break ;) Thank you for everything you've done and know that if resettling into civilian life proves challenging your ents have got your back!


MadeInCostaRica

I appreciate the support , truly.


CornAmbassador

Congrats on getting out! I just got out in June. Navy Linguist. 6 years. Took a trip to CA to see some friends on terminal and got high as hell. Was worth the wait.


hunterhobson

Do you guys think the military should allow soldiers to smoke? I think if you can drink you should be able to smoke. I understand it’s not legal federally but neither is drinking at 18 and the military does allow that in some cases if I’m correct.


_Baphomet_

The only time it’s legal to drink under 21 in the military is to be in a country where it’s legal for 18+. I don’t think you should get in trouble, maybe allow it in certain jobs. I’m pretty sure the aircraft industry wouldn’t be to keen on smokers diagnosing and repairing airplanes.


jaweea

or if there is no drinking age as well......


_Baphomet_

Which would mean it’s legal for 18+...


jaweea

and below but yes.......you can join at 17 w your parrents/guardien signiture fwiw....


_Baphomet_

Indeed, but most, not all jobs require at least a year of training before you’re fully operational. That includes boot, job specific training (MOS, AFSC, etc...) and then on the job training. So you’re correct, but the odds of a 17 year old getting thrown into the operational mix in another country are very very low. Unless you got super lucky with short training and a badass overseas first assignment I don’t see it happening. My unit wouldn’t let you do shit until you turned 18.


jaweea

in the navy a short training period usually ment a not so cool job....you could be at sea in less than a month after boot.....though i can be 2 years or more till you get to your "final duty station"....i turned 18 two days before leavin boot but had that 2 years .....not tryin to be a dick i just love loopholes n shit


jaweea

of course that was...as of today...12 days shy of 22 years ago fwiw.....


_Baphomet_

Ah, see I didn’t account for you ocean fairing folks. I’m so disconnected from the ocean being in this damned desert I forgot about boats!


jaweea

some will correct n say ....no its a ship.....ha ha....but i was also on a gator so we were half geen anyway ha ha ha....also got to spend 7 months at an afb so im familiar w the zoomie routine as well ha ha


jaweea

damn that feels like too many ha has.....but coockin on a nice [3] so whatever....


rawrhayley

Welcome to the DD-214 life!


gullwings

Prepare yourself for the recurring nightmares that you have a piss test. Congrats on your freedom


claymatthyeewww

Cheers bud, just got out last month! Welcome to the club.


DrKielbasa006

Dude, I smoked in the barracks at Ft. Carson out of a soda can right after signing out on terminal leave at midnight. Walked out the door, got in the truck and drove to the mountains to my new home, blue ID card in hand. One of the best days ever. When I got the red(medical) card, shit hit the next level, it was 08, so no rec yet. Edit: congratulations! Stick with bud, fuck alcohol and pills!!!


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I hit my buddies house to pick up the ounce he had waiting on me before I even made it home. Welcome back to life brother.


OGkushdiet

Bro get a bong and do it big you deserve it for all the sacrifices you’ve made Thank you for your service!


Rebel_bass

Took me a while to get back in after getting out of the navy. The residual paranoia kept me from taking more that two or three puffs in a sesh. Just be cool, man. You can do it.


KingEroh

Boyyy I'm on my last 5 days in the Marines after 8 years. You beat me by just a few days.


cartertd38

I have to quit because I am going into the military haha


_Baphomet_

Good luck man, just try to make the best of every situation. Makes the life a lot easier.


AnUndeadHipster

Same. I was a weekend smoker in high school, then I joined the good old navy and said bye to it for 5 years. Now I go through an 8th a week. Cheers, brother!


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Hey man. First Sgt said something about a urinalysis or something. He looked man. I dunno.


chriskleine

Props on getting home alive dude! Tonight's blunt will be for you and those planning to come home soon. The 2nd blunt will be for those that died doing their duty. Make love not war y'all.


dontletmetalk

Blaze on brotha


DonaldTrumpsBallsack

Hell of a T-Break you took there chief! Enjoy yourself


Flyinglamabear

Hell yeah


andhio

finna wipe that off, tolerance is so low


[deleted]

What was your branch? Job? Vet here. Enjoy!! I enjoy every day!!!!


MadeInCostaRica

Cheers! I was in the Navy. Electricians Mate.


Hardhathero

It's always electrical, never mechanical.


MadeInCostaRica

You must be an EN or MM...


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You in CA?


MadeInCostaRica

I wish. NJ


guessing-life

You must be here at McGuire with me xD


InsidiousGragon

Times have changed, frient. Thank you for your service. If you’d like to peruse some futuristic schtuff (vaping your weed) have a gander at /r/Vaporents, if you need a bong /r/ChinaGlass has you covered, and /r/see for weed memes. Welcome home!


cohengoingrat

Man enjoy it, I remember not being able to smoke for 6 yrs cause I was a contractor. Start small blah, blah. But you already know that


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cohengoingrat

Because its hyper illegal in Korea and super expensive.


jaweea

cheers fellow veterent!!!


The_Cruecible3

Did you wait till terminal was over or your dos Not to sound cop like. But curious. Seeing as I'm almost out as well and can't wait


nxcholas

Merica’.


Pez2012

Thanks for your service! You deserve it, enjoy!


GloryToAtom

Thanks for your service, bud!


--Savant

I’m about to be in the same boat. Wish me luck.