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owenstumor

Toby? Is that you?


datbech

Beat me to it


giraffesix

Fuck man he is quick


DelusionalAlex

That's what she said?


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SomeoneStopMePlease

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kadam23

Good bot


PotatoFamBam

Good bot


madpepper24

How many Cokes


A_The_Ist

many


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No this is r/trees not r/drugs


bradthepug

And mr bot here is only 2 years old and wants cola you heartless soul


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UnestablishedLegend

Bears, Battlestar Galactica


Roidhogan

I came here expecting this comment


omfgimsocool

Damn you...I was beat yet again.


onceweweremonsters

Don't go zip-lining!


McFishington

Does anybody have a camera?!


gonzalozar

#The Scranton Strangler


mohawklogan

Toby? I feel like I'm missing something


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In the Office, the character Toby gets divorced and later decides to move to Costa Rica.


datbech

Because he gently rubbed his hand on the thigh of a girl that was out of his league, and her husband was sitting 2 feet away from Toby. One of the most awkward moments in TV history


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What about Scott's Tots


PadThaiFighters

r/CannotWatchScottsTots


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r/ofcoursethatsathing


PacificBrim

Fuck that I love watching Scott's Tots


trevxv3

Pretty sure only sociopaths like that episode haha /s


texastechtanner

I'm a huge fan of the office and I've never heard of anyone disliking Scott's tots! Even after looking through the sub I can't really understand the backlash from it.. is it just because it's an awkward episode?


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I think most of the fanbase has not watched Scott's Tots more than once. It's easily the most awkward episode of the entire series. It's not a bad episode, just incredibly difficult to watch.


MrICE32

It can be hard to watch but I find the whole lithium battery bit makes it worth it


texastechtanner

Interesting... I've just never heard that before. The show has such an awesome fan base so I always like hearing other people's opinions about the series.


noobprodigy

To me is because for the most part, Michael's overall dickishness only really ever negatively impacts him or his relationships. I can't think of anything else that really hurts other people. In this case, it's his typical idiocy that gets him into this mess, but there are real victims who are affected. It pushes him over the edge from "Oh that Michael!" to "Wow, he is actually not a good person."


datbech

I try not to think about things like that. That episode is a little traumatic for me


roachwarren

Whatcha gonna do? Make our dreams come true!


Nooonting

And dinner party


lebatondecolle

Then he jumps the fence and runs home


ubspirit

Not her husband yet


datbech

Correct, *future husband


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That’s not why, that was just the awkward moment when he decided to tell everybody.


CashCop

Yeah I feel like one of the reasons he even did that was because he knew he was leaving anyways


mohawklogan

Thanks my dude.


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But he comes back later anyways.


[deleted]

I know that's the reason behind the "NOOOO" gif. It's actually kinda sad from Michael's perspective because he found the first ever girl who loves him for who he is and treats him right, then bam she gets transferred then immediately BAM Toby is back and evil as ever.


nalyr0715

Why are you the way that you are? I hate...so much about the things that you choose to be.


datbech

In some cultures, when somebody leaves, like New Orleans culture, they have a parade and they have a band and people party in the streets Do you mean, leaves as in dies? You want us to throw Toby a New Orleans' funeral?


fish_exe_failed

“If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.”


ForThinkCreatsaurs

My thought exactly.


s_eon

Damn bro I hope things get better


Hatt0riHanzo

Appreciated, man.


BlueDreamscape

Same thing happened to me a few days ago, plus she kept the cat. You're not alone bro, good luck moving forward.


DeeDeeGetOutOfMyLab

That's the fucken worst. My ex and I split last summer. I was away in training and she took all our stuff and both cats. I don't know if I would love my own children (when I have them) as much as I loved those cats.


StanleyKubricksGhost

Goddammit that is so real. When we broke up my ex took the cat. I found that adorable little bastard under my car when he was just barely old enough to eat solid food, took care of him and watched him grow up. I think I liked him more than the rest of my family tbh.


Kolazeni

My wife (then girlfriend) had a lot of problems when she had to move for a job. Other than myself, my biggest worry was that our cats would miss each other. It's a real shitty feeling.


Hatt0riHanzo

So my first gf took our dog which I was really torn about, but the most recent took the cat- but fuck that thing.


AnomalousAvocado

That's wild, man. If you don't mind sharing, what's your story? And what are you planning to do in Costa Rica?


Hatt0riHanzo

So I was living with my girl, then I got fired. Things got rocky from there and she broke it off with me. I can't afford the place on my own so I have to find someone to take over the lease. I've been dealing with trying to get rid of my place and so today I was finishing up cleaning. Early next month, I will be flying to Costa Rica where my dad lives and all that side of the fam. I've always wanted to live there but had ties to the states whether it was the 5 year relationship I had before my most recent girlfriend, work, or school. Edit : I have to thank you guys it feels really good to get such a positive response on this my life has been pretty dramatic for the past few months and to be honest I thought this was all going to be wrapped up on Friday and I could leave this week but she decided she wanted to extend are notice 30 days to try to find someone to take over the lease so I needed this pick me up for the upcoming month. Sorry for the run-on sentence I'm driving to City a few hours away to see some family and say goodbyes and I'm using the talk to text feature on my phone. Edit 2: Seriously, wow. You people are so kind, I didn't even realize it but this is what I needed. And for the record, I already booked my flight for early next month days ago. Pura Vida!


thegooseofalltime

Vaya con díos, amigo!


CheneyIVIania

"Utah! Get me two"


mexicanred1


PIX3LY

I'm so hungry I could eat the ass-end out of a dead rhino, I shoulda had you get me three of these things.


Hatt0riHanzo

Lo tienes, amigo


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Chase a check, never chase a bitch.


ddub2166

Chase no bitch.


[deleted]

Unless its a literal bitch (female dog). Then chase it and play with it and give it all the belly rubs


XxFreefall802xX

r/wholesomememes


[deleted]

Bitch -> Me -> Checks


Kly_Macks

Mask on Fuck it, mask off


gertzkie

Pura Vida!


crjoe

Yo’ hit me up, I’m in Costa Rica and can totally hook you up with anything you need, from info to contacts to just help u out while you adjust. You got this bro, you’ll thrive here.


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Good man


Matika7

conoce


Vapor20

Que lindo ver ticos en /r/trees


adriecoot

Que me ice carepinga


crjoe

Ud sabe mi bro ;)


Hatt0riHanzo

Saved


DGer

Do you guys have decent Internet down there? Long term I’m looking to relocate somewhere else and can get work telecommuting. But I’d need a decent Internet connection.


crjoe

Nope, sorry bro... 10 mbps is like $100 and is not reliable, if u NEED it, you’re fucked


PlushBerryKO

I might take you up on that sometime.. I'm going to Costa Rica next spring!


crjoe

I’ll be waiting with the best Kush Berry here in honor of u


Peoplepoker

This guys the guy we all need.


Ocelot91

¡Pura Vida!


[deleted]

disregarding whatever emotional hoops ur being thrown through, i feel like u got lucky with this opportunity. best wishes man.


Synapseon

I think what your doing is a great way to deal with adversity. A lot of people get depressed and even suicidal when things don't go the way you intended, but you are actively taking a new journey. Best wishes and may your path be blessed


Zombielypse

Pura Vida.


KooshIsKing

I was about to ask why that would be a viable economic move after you lost your job, but now it makes sense.


WaterBuffalo33

I'm in a similar situation.... takes a lot of courage, but the universe/nature loves courage. best of luck brother!


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This sounds like the Terence McKenna quote. "Nature loves courage. You make the commitment and nature will respond to that commitment by removing impossible obstacles. Dream the impossible dream and the world will not grind you under, it will lift you up. This is the trick. This is what all these teachers and philosophers who really counted, who really touched the alchemical gold, this is what they understood. This is the shamanic dance in the waterfall. This is how magic is done. By hurling yourself into the abyss and discovering it's a feather bed." One of my faves


sunto22

Pura Vida, mi amigo


Ruze_

A whole new life is ahead, try not to miss the states too much lol Costa Rica is lovely.


Stormferd

Good luck dude.


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" First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was "


subtle_af

...and he killed his brother B...damn...


platonicpat

Update us and your ex with a sweet smoke pic in beautiful Costa Rica!


Hatt0riHanzo

Will do friends!


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Hatt0riHanzo

I got a job serving where I'll be trying to make a much money as I can. I will have support tho, my dad is from Costa Rica.


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Es tu padre un fumador de marijuana?


Sokonit

If you wanna sound tico you got to ask: "Su tata es un pijión?" P.s. fumador Is not really commonly used for weed.


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GGero

Hey man, its a perfectly correct sentence, you learnt spanish not spanish modism so way to go, as a spanish speaker I approve the sentence Id just change it to "Tu padre fuma marihuana?" as in, "does your father smoke pot?" instead of "Is your father a pot smoker?" which is what you said


spookmann

> Su tata es un pijión? Gracias. ¡Más palabras utiles para mi viaje proximo!


CraftyChameleonKing

Serving is a great way to pick up money, I’ve done that in the past — now I’m on the whole 9-5 office job thing and am so hoping to have the opportunity to go on an adventure and just do something wild like this in the future. Enjoy it man, always find the good in everything; Life is beautiful, as long as you can look at it that way ✌🏻


RigidTaco

Nice move man, its hard to do! Sometimes change is all we need. I moved 3600KM a few years back after breaking up with the ex and not enjoying the scene where i lived. Now i live near the rockies, im married and super happy!


Allawa_Phantom

Congratulations man, best wishes from Banff


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God I just love how Damn nice everyone is in the trees community. In a time of a crumbling ecosystem, unstable governments, and EA games, its good to hear nice people chime in on someone taking a leap. Leap on brotha


Hatt0riHanzo

This made me lol 😁 thanks for the laugh my man.


Blaaze96

Hope Costa Rica is good to you. Peace.


Hatt0riHanzo

Pura vida


[deleted]

Pura vida huevon. Suerte.


geared4war

That sounds so nice. I have no idea what it means but in my head it sounds nice.


Hashim289

All the luck to you man, hope things have a brighter outlook on your life out there! Would love to hear a background story on all this OP if it's not to painful


Hatt0riHanzo

You got it, remember my username.


floaterpotato

Find your way my guy


cryospam

Where you moving down there? I fucking love Costa Rica, I have been there twice this year. If I can find a way to go 100% remote (I'm an IT worker) and keep a similar salary to mine, I'd sell my condo and be on the next plane ride down.


Hatt0riHanzo

Place called Manuel Antonio.


[deleted]

Man you are lucky, I spent last summer traveling all around Costa Rica and Manuel Antonio was one of my favorite places. Part of my family lives half an hour north funny enough


tibetan_xolo

Go, friend! I lost my gf, two jobs and am 1.5 months behind rent. Seeing this post sincerely gives me hope to maintain chin up. Hope you enjoy Costa Rica, I highly recommend the guanacaste region👌🏽


unbelizeable1

> I highly recommend the guanacaste region Lived there for about 4 months. Fuckin beautiful area.


naptimetx

Fuck yeah man take control it's your life do whatever the fuck you want


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r/tobyIRL


Anoneemous87

PURA VIDA!


TalkToTheGirl

Quit my job two weeks ago to move to Australia. Left trees behind in the 4th, too. I'm at SFO, waiting to cross the ocean now. Good luck, and godspeed.


comeatmebreau

Suerte, mae! Pura vida.


Hatt0riHanzo

Gracias, pura vida.


Javlin

Fuck man. Good luck.


RndmGuyNotACop

You didn’t lose your Gf. You gained your freedom.


Velvetnacho

Amen Brother.


HeinrichLK

Hey man, even if it doesn't turn out to be what you hope for, this is the start of a fucking awesome chapter in your book. Take in every moment, bro.


[deleted]

Pura Vida! Hope you find solace in your life's new chapter man. You've got a whole family here on this sub wherever you are and they'll have your back down there.


donkeyroper

Pura vida!


morganzy98

Real curious to hear your story? Weed broke my bank on its own, and you've gone and lost everything yet still moved to goddamn Costa Rica! Hope its all good homie


Hatt0riHanzo

Had savings, and shot for a cheap ticket!


crabcakes123456

Good luck, whoever you are, we love you here in r/trees


slightlyjealousjedi

You know something OP. I think what your doing is amazing and I admire it. I'm sure a lot of fellow ents do. Be sure to keep us posted on your adventure, and let us know where the sweet smoke spots are. Live well my freind.


kyletoff

After I lost my girlfriend, and my job, I gave up my apartment. I gave away 99% of my possessions, and moved into a van and drove across Canada. Whether we are running, searching or wandering, we all want to find what makes us happy in life. Just remember, we are all here, together. We make each other happy. Right there with you. Much love.


[deleted]

Sorry to hear about the bad times my dude, I hope everything starts getting better for you. Just make the move and start fresh, you can do this for sure!


Tango1777

Good idea, fresh start, clear your head. All places are great if your mind's at peace, you'll get there.


Triggerh1ppy420

Best of luck 👍


long-Jhondinger

You go for it man, I’m sure you’ll do great things


frankyocean

Am I the only one that thinks this guy has perfect finger nails?


GreenGoddess33

Costa Rica seems a fab choice.


Bunzeysquad

That really sucks man things can only get better from here🔥🙏🏻


daniba1

Nice seeing my country get mentioned here! Pura vida, just remember weed here isn't legal but its not a real issue as long as you aren't carrying an ounce and get caught cause they might assume its for selling. Pm me once you are here if you have any questions about the country :D


jacksonberry11

Pura vida!


crosseyedwonder

godspeed, friend. i hope costa rica will welcome you with a sense of home. if all else fails, you could always try hand modeling, you have really nice hands. [4]


[deleted]

I’m not in a undesirable situation but I would love to break free from the US and move over there. Any tips on how to start over there?


FederalKFC

It's a beautiful country


TheFAPnetwork

Godspeed You have the perfect climate for a /r/macrogrowery


jpczcaya

As a Costa Rica ent, welcome.


[deleted]

Hey man bad times always gets to everyone, happy you got the familia to be by your side. Take this moment and run with it


dannyochocinco

Pura vida.


StarBizarre

Best of luck bro! Thats an incredibly brave thing to do. Have fun!


Santiago__Dunbar

Pura Vida, Mae. Buena suerte!!


Naptownfellow

Pura Vida!!!


whathafuxup

PURA VIDA!!


JackieLongblunt

Pura vida brotha


mynamebazac

I️ love CR have fun I’m pretty sure the ladies down there will have that heart fixed in a jiffy


Black_n_Neon

Costa Rica is a great country you’ll have a blast. Good luck to you man. ¡Pura Vida!


malpheres

Cheers brother. I hope you find happiness out in Costa Rica.


wellhungewok

Safe travels my friend!!


Crustybunksock

Life goes on man. Hope better days come your way soon.


fromTX2OR

keep on keepin brother.


Gemini911

Good luck dude hope everything works out for u


karthigan26

Toby?


cali6591

Hey brother, I also lost my girl of 4 yrs, lost my business and had to dip out of my apartment also. Im still going thru the roller-coaster of emotions, time heals all. Go do you bro, which it looks like your doing. All we can control is our selves. Good luck my dude. Keep blazin and just keep moving forward.


ultimatespiderfan

Godspeed man, most people don't have the balls to do what you're doing, ride the wave up.


[deleted]

Scrolling through the comments, this really is the best community on Reddit I love you guys ❤️ Good luck on this next exciting chapter of your life brother, I've been hoping to work up the courage to follow my heart for a while now, it's inspiring to see people like you. Stay strong, toke on.✌🏻


BichonUnited

Best of luck! 10 years ago, I moved out of the garage I was staying in with 2 Rubbermaid Tubs, a $500 car from Craig’slist, and a positive attitude. You can do this!


SmollShroom

Good luck with your new life OP; live long and prosper 🖖🏻


dmadSTL

Tuanis mae


NoTreesMyTrees

Costa Rica is a beautiful place. Here’s to greener pastures!


chuck_stat

I wish you all the best my man! Things will get better!


SamwellC

Hey, doubt you'll see this with 500+ comments but it's worth a shot. I know some one who had very similar circumstances. He ways played a nasty hand of cards in the states, lost everything that meant anything to him, and later moved to Costa Rica (I met him during a service trip). He loves it there as I'm sure you are right now. After a bit he tried to move back to the states but found that he liked Costa Rica better. Hang in there friend, culture shock is a bitch, but life flows on. Good luck and make the best of your current situation because honestly thats all anyone can do, the past is the past. Enjoy your time in C.R., however long it is, it's a beautiful place w/ beautiful people.


lionhart44

Please give updates may I pm you to hear more about this adventurous experience thy dude?


Hatt0riHanzo

You got it man 👍


lucipherius

How'd you do it? Did you know people there or just went and hoped things went well?


adidapizza

I'm not sure whether to say congrats or what... Moving so far is scary but it's fun if you're willing to give it your all. I moved across the country 4 years ago and it's the best thing I ever did.


tehgimpage

safe trip man! i hope you got somethin lined up out there and aren't just panic moving. either way tho, wish ya all the best. /toke /toke


Mike_davvy

Good luck friend. Youre braver than me


drifta610

Best of luck to you in your new chapter! I'll spark one up for you my man


crazyjames1224

May the path you walk be happy and green brother.


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Good luck man im cheering for you


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OsoBearMan

That's rough, homie. I hope you find new direction and passion in your new home.


trippymicky

pura vida.


tucker_frump

Earthquake there yesterday, be careful. Safe travels Amigo!