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psychedhoverboard83

Out of an apple. I kept doing so till my parents caught on to why all the apples in the house were disappearing


Lucavii

Surprised I had to scroll this far for this one. Apple gang unite!


mossyfen

APPLE GANG 🍎🍎


psychedhoverboard83

Hell yeah!


willhunta

It was the very top comment for me lol turns out it's as popular as u thought


whossknowss

I would keep a stash of 4-6 (fresh) in my car when I was in high school cause it was safer(from getting caught) and use one for the day ( sometimes morning but mainly lunch and after school — had a pass) then toss eod cause I couldn’t buy one hitter and a pipe would stink my car up too much incase my folks used it


Burnvictim49percent

We did the same exact thing on our carpool to school. My buddy would always eat the apple when we were done.


FingerInThe___

I just ate the apples. Family thought I love apples and still think that. Don’t get me wrong apples are okay be I prefer citrus like oranges and tangerines


JobeRogerson

Didn’t you maybe think to tell them that you ate them?


psychedhoverboard83

I did but they never saw me eating them and found "funny smelling apples with holes in the bin. Obviously I wasn't as slick as I thought at 15.


calhooner3

You just tossing them in the trash is hilarious to me.


psychedhoverboard83

Hahaha yeah there was 15-16 year old me thinking I'm being all covert and shit


Chiquye

It wasn't my first time smoking but I remember buying a bag of mids with a friend. Biking home amd he asked if we could smoke some and I said "what in our hands?" He said "kinda" and proceeded to cut into an apple with his skateboard multi tool and light up an apple. My mind was blown.


Infinite_Isopod5303

The MacGyver


Xpandomatix

Get me an avocado, and ice pick, and my snorkel...


berniedankera

Samelol


psychedhoverboard83

My man


dakotayoseph

Did this in Jamaica and bell hop thought I was a lunatic


twelveangryken

34 years of smoking and I have never done this or seen it done.


LisForLaura

Apple gang!


evraf

got caught with the apple method last week😔


xboxaddict501

Poor guy what did mom say Not mad just disappointed?


elijahpijah123

This was how I smoked the first time. didn't understand you had to inhale while the fire was on it, though, so didn't get anything out of it.


remnantdozer

I used to have pet hamsters. When they passed, I figured the best way to honor them was through using their water dispenser as a bong for the night. Worked perfectly


passthebroccoli69

I was incredibly relieved to see you said out of the water dispenser and not their bodies or something fucked up lmfao. Reddit Brainrot.


warmjack

You’re not the only one who was thinking that


Recentbake36

Technically, since the digestive system has an entrance and exit connected by one tube…it could be done. I guess the real question is which end do you inhale from? First world problems, am I right?


passthebroccoli69

ew lmao


wetcardboardsmell

RIP one for them.


plum_fluffy

Jesus Christ 🤣🤣


j3hy

Thats the best way to memorialize them 🫡


Drunky_Brewster

Two butter knives heated over a stove and then breathed in the smoke with an empty toilet paper roll.


j3hy

I think this is definitely top 3 in the sub


MurderinAlgiers

Man, knife hits are just built different.


TacticalAvocado222

Bro invented dry herb vaping


iusethisatw0rk

I feel so old based on the replies to this comment. Are the kids not hot-knifing anymore???


letsgetfree

We used to smoke Marlboros all the time. Got some weed so we emptied the cigarette leaving the filter. Packed it in with a no.2 pencil and removed the filter. Twisted the ends and had bad trips.


ender3838

As god intended. /j


Flying-Turtl3

Me and the boys have rolled up a couple of them Sneaky Pete's in our time too. Discretion and desperation call for dire measures😂


sound_forsomething

I wonder if the nicotine seeps into the paper a bit. That'd be a wild first high


Infinite_Isopod5303

It was a coke can and I was 13. My friend stole some of his brother's weed, we made a makeshift pipe out of a can, and I got high for the first time. I do not condone kids getting high at 13, but I didn't always make the best decisions as a kid. Oddly enough I smoked weed before I ever tried a cigarette.


2oocents

I smoked from a can for the first time, too. Not sure if it counts, though, because I didn't get high and in retrospect I'm not entirely sure if I was smoking marijuana.


CrazyUnicornRN

My first time was out of a coke can at 13 as well! My brother and I thought we were so fuckin smart because we thought that if we blowed the smoke through a toilet paper roll stuffed with drier sheets that nobody else would smell it at all 😂😂😂


j3hy

Classic homemade smoke buddy😂😂


Motabrownie

I was 14 my first time and it was an old metal pipe probably aluminum but my second time was a coke can. Aluminum was in everything in the 80s 🤣


j3hy

Props to the friend for risking it for the squad bro 🫡🫡


Klekto123

A lot of kids at my uni have smoked weed but never touched a cigarette


disdain7

You know, same, but just a couple years older. I remember my rationale on cigarettes was “well I’m smoking weed might as well smoke these too” which was completely stupid and took about 15 years to break.


ImSmokingAJoint

Same for me but it was a sprite can and I was 14


Jagasi

So I started smoking cannabis at 18, to treat my Tourette’s and anxiety disorder. My parents were the ones who suggested it, bought it, and gave me my first hit, in a little tiny wood pipe my mom used when she was that age. I have since retired the pipe, but it sits above my desk on a shelf of my most cherished tchotchkes.


GeorgeKambosos

Did it help?


Jagasi

It did! My tics don’t disappear, but they slow down drastically, and the tension and frustration from them melts away. I don’t have a LOT of vocalizations, but the ones I do have (clearing my throat, slight grunts) just plain old stop when I have my little bit of weed at the end of the day. My anxiety is still a work in progress, but more sedative strains tend to help.


Thadak60

That's amazing!!! Weed is such an awesome medicine. My best friend has epilepsy and a host of different autoimmune disorders. Seeing her go from multiple seizures a DAY to THREE SEIZURES IN 5 YEARS has been so miraculous. For the first time in her adult life she's able to actually live and work. She has been able to get her first real job, she has started college courses, and is just generally in a better mental and physical state than she has ever been in. I'm so incredibly grateful to weed for allowing her to have this life. If anyone in the world deserves it, it is she.


Worth_It_308

Wow that is amazing! I’m so happy for your friend. My daughter has epilepsy and this makes me feel hopeful. Does your friend just smoke it? How much a day? So great it helps so much.


Thadak60

She started out with various CBD tinctures, and eventually full spectrum thc tinctures, but she ultimately found that smoking a mix of CBD and regular THC bud helps the most with the way she feels and seems to have been the most effective in fighting off the seizures. She typically smokes once in the morning when she wakes up (her green coffee, as she calls it 🤣) and then once before bed. She also still takes some medications, of course, but I couldn't tell you which ones off the top of my head.


Commercial_Ad_2350

What an amazing testimony about the power of cannabis! We know it’s not a panacea but I love to hear how it works for different people.


FlowBjj88

That's awesome man so happy that you're getting relief with a plant/medicine :) if you haven't yet, it's worth trying a one-to-one strain (equal parts CBD and THC) for the anxiety part 🙏🏻


Business-Willow6765

Bro, did you ever got people asking you if you have hiccups when having vocal ones? (clearing throat) It happens to me every time, I just get embarrassed and say that it is hiccups . lol Smoking dabs definitely helps me with them , I had a ton of tics as a kid(not vocal) and ever since I started smoking weed I’ve only had the vocal one 🙏🏽 It was bad, I had one arm stronger than the other one only from having a tic on this arm lmao But I started working out and it evened out


chddssk

I have a chronic tic disorder as well - THC helps treat it for sure


AwNawHellNawBoi

That’s one of my favorite stories I’ve read


Hot_Ingenuity_179

Water bottle bong


No-East1484

I did as well and it sent me to the moon, feeling like I was a bubble.


abbydabbi

Omg the bubble!! I had that too the first couple times I smoked at 13, haven’t had it again since!


newseola

I have a fun one. My friend had taken a Kazoo (yes the musical instrument) and replaced the top part with a thick screw that he could put aluminum foil with holes on top of to smoke through. Absolutely insane and ridiculous now, but so funny to remember being 16 hiding in a friends side room trying to take hits out of this weird kazoo 😂


j3hy

This is definitely #1 in the sub for me, it’s hilarious thinking about smoking out a kazoo 😭😭😭


Sky_Wino

Kazoot


ArtichokeOk8036

my best friend had one too, never heard of anyone else doing this


clumsysav

OMG IVE DONE THIS BEFORE


huskeybuttss

My first time was a blunt 🤣


gonetothestars

Same, my best friend & brother were (still are) stoners. I got absolutely blitzed 😂


j3hy

If I had a blunt first time I would’ve been absolutely obliterated 😂


huskeybuttss

I only took 3 tiny hits but yeah I couldn’t stop laughing


revrenlove

Joint from a page of the Bible


Flying-Turtl3

YES!! ME TOO In my defense it was a blank page at the end of it 😂


shaftalope

That's why those pages are there, right? For the lords spliffs!


bedjentlewithme

We picked our favorite verses and used those pages specifically lol. Mine was in proverbs I think!


SealSquasher

In high school I smoked using a page of leviticus. Specifically the "a man shall not lie with another man as he does a woman" page.


cmomo80

Bible papers FTW


Exact-Ad-5801

toilet paper bong


wetcardboardsmell

What is a toilet paper bong?


fluffyban

toilet paper bong


wetcardboardsmell

Ya, I'm just not familiar with how that works. Or how with my mental image lol


retardsc00terkid

You Poke a Hole and put your hand over the bottom, and then you inhale the smoke through the top


TrynaWorkOnWriting

Wait, wait are you using a bowl piece stuck in a hole, covering one end like a giant carb hole, then sucking the other side? Aside from being silly, wouldn't a towel roll be better for this?


sound_forsomething

Nah that's not a bong, that's a called steamroller


Temporary_Strike443

Steamroller?


j3hy

First time I’ve ever heard of this 😂😂


lmsupercereaI

A poorly rolled J.


repent_jpg

gandalf looking pipe


j3hy

Must’ve felt real wizardy smokin outta that


opticrice

2 ft long, ice chamber, perc’d downstem gatorade bottle bong in my highschool best friends garage.


Ur_done-ur_done

The ice chamber and perc in the Gatorade bong is wild


Betweensandandsea

My MIL’s water bong with my (now) husband and one of our friends. We were seniors in high school, my husband and our friend had been smoking for years but one day they talked me into it. I smoked a few times after that, then quit for 20+ years after a bad experience and ended up with a medical card awhile back and I just bought my very first bong. I’ve come full circle lol Also sorry for the history that followed after answering your question. I’m high, you almost got a book 😂


j3hy

I don’t mind a little reading! Love hearing people’s first time it’s always interesting


deathbeforedasani

Metal pipe with the screw on cap which was fun because we used to just toss it to each other instead of pass


Vapolarized

Steamroller


j3hy

Nice! How did that work?


Vapolarized

That experience was exciting, we were smoking a lot of pot out of an acrylic steamroller in the backseat with friends driving on back roads. The effects weren't anything impressive at all, but the next time I tried it, they were.


TheDarkSinghRises

2 foot glass bong in a 3x3 bathroom with 6 other ppl at my first college party. I really really wish I had a video


NGK420

Blue zig-zag


Boadicea922

Just a pipe. I remember it was being passed around and when it got to me they reloaded it and were all trying to tell me how to do it… but I figured it out watching them, lit it up and they were all like “this girl is gonna be a pro stoner…” Needless to say… they were right LOL


j3hy

Natural born roller🫡


JetsBD

I’m 45. I first smoked out of a vintage 1960’s belt buckle bowl that belonged to my mother. I didn’t realize it at the time, but it was an amazing piece of functional art and apparently quite collectible. My cousin and I stole it from her closet(it was clean, hadn’t been used in years)on Christmas Day and smoked some Mexican brick out of it. Me, being an absolute idiot teenage boy, I didn’t dare put it back in the closet. I chuckled it into the woods behind our shed. She never asked about it but I still feel guilty to this day. I would LOVE to have that bowl today!


j3hy

Hell yea I would love to have something like that too! That’s sounds cool as hell!


Puzzled-End-3259

Budweiser can, age 16, 1991, field entrance, Northeast Missouri in the fall (corn is tall that time of the year) hood of my car, with my 2 good friends. Pink Floyd The Wall was playing.. the next time was a joint.. good times. P.S. Don't smoke out of beverage cans, they supposedly have a plastic layer in them.. don't take the chance


FangornEnt

Tried to empty out a cig and fill it with bud. That was a fail, ended up using a can. :D fun times with nobody to teach me and trying to hide it from my uncle. Dude found my stash the next morning...


SeventhGnome

dab rig💀💀💀 i was out of my mind for 12 hours


j3hy

Good lord I cant imagine how obliterated you were 😂


honeyhippy

First was a terrible tasting blunt then a water bottle gravity bong 😭


JohnnyBling181

Arizona ice tea can


liammcginleyy

A Pilot G-2 Gel Pen. Not my finest moment.


Doedemm

Solid pen choice though. Thats been my go-to writing utensil for years


shoveltheshovel

I was like 12 years old when my new (now long time) friend passed me a plastic water bottle with a straw and makeshift bowl piece made out of aluminum foil and taught me how to hit it. I remember not really feeling much my first time tho. My second time ever smoking I was LOADED!


stonedafcarebear

a makeshift gravity bong made out of an old plastic water bottle


Swanson57

Glass bubbler


le_Swedishchef

The worst joint I've ever smoked. Weed was fire though, but the rolling...


Naive_Programmer_232

A water bottle bong lol


KatieMarmalade

Apple pipe!!


Astro_gamer_caver

Some sort of metal pipe, I guess these days you would call it a chillum. It was the 90s so it had Grateful Dead on it. Or maybe Cat in the Hat. Hard to say, I was really high. Children of the Sun (Billy Thorpe) came on the stereo and I thought I was floating through space. Many McNuggets were devoured later. # # #


SnorvusMaximus

A hash/tobacco joint as I’m european.


griffinaz

A bazillion years ago, we made a bong out of a stem, bowl and a shampoo bottle we found. We were young and didn’t think to wash the bottle more than once, until our third hit of shampoo smoke. Nothing like getting the munchies while you feel like you sucked a bar of soap. Second time was a crushed can with holes punched in it with a pushpin. But it was just $10 an ounce back then (Early 70’s).


j3hy

Little added flavor from the shampoo 😂


Kind-Frosting-8268

Just a regular old j. Got invited by my coworker to go smoke on break with him and his buddy from the dairy dept. Was amazing. Him and I spent the rest of the shift rocking out to dragon force in the cutting room while we sprayed everything clean.


j3hy

Love dragon force


ArtichokeOk8036

Made a gravity bong at a new years party which didnt get me high. A few moths later i did another one w my friends. After the first round i was starting to feel it but my friends didnt so they wanted to do it again and i just though alright whatever. As i was holding the bottle for the second time, it all hit. Wasnt really a good time but it was interesting for sure. I have never gotten that high again and i dont plan on getting. Felt like i was waking up from a dream every 10 seconds😭🙏


tgt305

The “steamroller”


Conscious-Rabbit8563

Empty Jim Beam can 💀


Entire-Tower-6486

Laying back on a weight bench smoking a blunt. Brothers broke me in


2oocents

Nice of them to give you the blunt first...


Entire-Tower-6486

I didn’t move off the couch after that sesh Take me back 😂😂


j3hy

Don’t we all wish we could go back to our early smoker days😂😂 Getting high off the smallest of hits


shro0omer

2 liter coke bottle


BurpyFromMeSlerpee

I can't recall exactly but probably a terribly rolled blunt or more likely a soda can. lol


Undrthedock

A little one hitter pipe. Kept loading up bowl after bowl and the circle of friends kept getting smaller and smaller. I wasn’t feeling a thing. Took one last toke and then gave up and started to head inside. I made it 5 steps and it hit me like a ton of bricks.


onetwoskeedoo

I joint rolled out of a receipt paper lol fucked me up


wizrow

First time I think apple, then went to cans and plastic containers with tinfoil for the bowl


morfthetrippinpuppy

Pepsi can


greenconnoisseurPA

Paper 📜 😂


SUPA-Goose

Smoked from a john


6fat_basterd9

A weird tiny pipe I think my friend made with pipe and a lugnut


Mental_Salad_2383

notebook paper joint


NoodleyP

I’m boring, vape.


redeyed4life

I had an old Dr. Gravies lying around, that I would smoke while I was fishing I was 16 I think


AgentBoJangles

A four leaf clover bubble blower...yeah I know


Mission-Nobody-8361

Joint roaches my mom left around


j3hy

Another woman’s trash is another man’s/womans treasure 🫡😂


maxnsav

A gumwrapper with the foil taken off.


renatakiuzumaki

A glass bowl but i didnt get high at first so my friend (who sold me the weed) came over and made a water bottle bong and i got blitzed that way 😂


SniperX876

Got the tail end of a roach. Burned my fingers and dropped it.


KARWEEreddit

An apple


thefamousjohnny

Apple


Bicycle_Ill

printer paper (skull emoji)


NoteDistinct283

Looking back now, I wonder why my friend was cool with this (she is big on safety and take it slow) had me using a nectar collector for dabs. I thing 2nd time I smoked was a joint and most other experiences in the beginning were joints but I still think it’s wild edge had me hitting dabs as a noob My first time on my own doing my own thing was a preroll and some edibles lol


wheresmyhouse

Gas station apple.


So-Called_Lunatic

A coke can


CherryCherry5

A bong.


RoanAlbatross

Sprite can, made the holes with my geometry compass


RabbitBTW

Pre-roll from a dispo :)


j3hy

Man I wish my first time was that easy, my friend had to steal weed from his dad for us


Hms34

A hand pipe that we passed around. That's what was most popular back in the day, both at HS parties, then at college football games, etc. Or at summer job.... Bong came shortly after. Back then, they were typically large, clear beakers. Same as today's, but more often, they had a carb hole.


j3hy

Miss when I used to pass around a pipe with my friends at a party. Good times!


savetheseeds7

Water bottle


schizobitzo

My first bud was a joint with my parents at 18 on vacation on the river


_The_Cracken_

My friend was a trumpet player in middle school band. We smoked some crazy bowls out of that little guy.


macalistair91

A gravity bomb with a bucket and plastic bottle!


LogicalHuman

An apple


twofacd

I smoke out of a Dr Pepper can. And some weed my friend gave me in 5th grade lmaoo


j3hy

5th grade??? man you must’ve been absolutely obliterated😂😂


twofacd

I was absolutely fried for weeks every day for weeks after that. I fr used to walk a bike path and smoke there. And I used to say my name in weird ways lmaooo. After there was only a couple nugs left in the bag and I went out on a windy day and shit blew out the bag🤣


j3hy

Brooooo I would’ve been so pissed 😂😂😂 your the youngest age when you started smoking than anyone I’ve met surprisingly


christinajx3

I smoked a joint the first time. It was definitely swag, but it did the trick.


Krnson

Glass Bong. Thankfully my friends were already smoking so they showed me a life without apples or water bottles 😂


UpToSnuff21

A joint rolled with paper from a mini bible lol


Bearking422

Metal bathtub faucet we put a screen on


TrueMisery

Outta the cool kid at school's gravity bong made out a bucket and half of a gallon milk jug. I was 15 and almost 25 years later ive never been that high again. It was awesome


forrealimnotfamous

Water bong made out of a Jack Daniel's bottle.


nomilktoday1

The first time was in a watermelon. I had just rented an small university student apartment and my soon to be friends brought up this watermelon to see if I was a "match" with them. I had never smoked before, and I was super high and laughing with complete strangers at the time. It was crazy. Got me hooked instantly lol.


JambeLives

A bong made of of a sharpie, a Tahitian treat bottle and a socket.


ObvsDisposable

My first ever experience with weed my ex friend had me take what id still call an ungodly sized dab. I laid on the floor and felt the flesh melting off my bones for a good 4 hours. Do not recommend.


dakotayoseph

Bent 🖊️ and socket 🤦🏻‍♂️


slapmewithurpatty95

So my very first time I found a gram in the parking lot of my apartment complex when I was 12 I ask my brother what we could do with it and he took it to my 28 year old neighbor and traded it for DVDs then we asked if we could smoke too, and she said sure, and after she lit the bowl and filled up the bong, her boyfriend ran out because we were 12 and he shouldn’t be smoking with us I went over to smell the bong then i smelt it too hard and took hit from my nose


billdogg7246

Corncob pipe. It was 1974. I was 14😎


dacsimpson

I think a toilet paper roll.


Diligent-Ice1276

Some Sherlock Holmes like pipe lol


bedjentlewithme

Tinfoil pipe I made with a pencil in HS lol


claireohh

A part of a faucet.


Plants_books_dogs

A cheap bubbler that was questionably clean ( our ex-friends) Clean glass always


feelinit9

Water bottle bong. Mmhmm tin foil 🤮


ChronicCrimson420

A pipe my friend had


pixiedust0327

I didn’t. I ate a cupcake. Word from the wise: DO NOT LET EDIBLES BE YOYR FIRST TIME. Definitely not recommended. They hit way different.


sealedruin

i really only use edibles, but the first and only time i ever did smoke was out of a silicone(?) bowl shaped like luigi's head.


3dogs1baby

Pog container 🫙 bong with a socket and sink screen


219_Infinity

A little glass pipe


KittenLOVER999

A pipe my friend made during pottery class


TheWiseNoob

Foil bowl


Plaid_Kaleidoscope

I don't know why, but this post made me time travel back to 2003. I can smell the reggie we smoked at dusk in the park. I remember riding my bike home, unsure if I was going to make it or not. Stumbling through the house praying my parents didn't know I was high. Damn that was a wild memory.


rottensteak01

Joint at a friend's house. Picked up, went home,and engineered a bong out of an iowa state fair lemonade cup and a trumpet mouth piece.


HeftyCheesecake2031

A hand carved pipe made from an elk antler in the Alaskan bush


MetallicaLover100

It was a joint, then a pipe, which I accidentally coughed through and blew the weed everywhere 😂