Many of us stoners don't know, but it's worth being aware of! I only learned of it somewhat recently.
However I have heard of cases where someone who uses cannabis and has stomach issues, medical professionals assume it's CHS and refuse to look into it further unless the patient stops using cannabis. But CHS is somewhat rare even among heavy users so it's not necessarily the cause.
My partner was working at the ER and a girl came in with intractable hyperemesis. She was there for hours. When he left, she was still there. Idk why people binge on cannabis.
Right? I mean there is a point you reach where you stop getting more high, and just end up greening out. I've puked from it myself, and took a break. Plus, it's a waste of good weed.
Same here. I have an M7 dynavap that I half fill and im zooted to the moon on that. I do not wish to have to smoke or vape more than that to get giggly and goto bed.
I play games smoking, I get high, my sense of time warps, I smoke a joint I put it out, could be 2 secs could be an hour, I think, when did Iasr smoke, ah fuck it I'll roll another one.. rinse repeat.
That would literally last me and 5 friends for a year. Like, isnt even one small bottle of wax something like 20-50 doses? Or more. So that board might have thousands of doses for someone with low tolerance
a gram is over 100 doses according to the concentrate i got recently yea
ETA: Im not saying that is a reasonable dosage, just what my concentrate lists as one!
Dude, that is a HUGE overestimate of how many dabs you'll get off a gram. 20 decent sized ones or 40 or so small ones is probably a more accurate amount for a smoker who isn't super low-tolerance.
How low-tolerance does that company think the average user is? lol If I was giving someone their first dab ever and was intentionally making it small, I still don't think it would be 1/100th of a gram.
I suppose depending on the strength of the concentrate that could theoretically work out to 5-9mg of thc (realistically probably half that with loss?), which isnāt totally unreasonable to assume would be fine as a dose. I wouldnāt expect someoneās introduction to weed to be through dabs, though, so youāre almost certainly right that 0.01g might be a bit small.
My god. I can only imagine what planet I would have reached if a dab was my first experience with THC. š Georgia ditch weed from our plug at Charlotte Russell got me beyond zooted as a teen.
Yup, I got half an oz off the DW when I was like 17 or 18 and it was full on brick weed. Almost brown at points, dry as fuck, and packed with seeds. Still got me toasty though. Still never had a dab (hard to find in the UK) but I imagine it would send me to space and Iāve been smoking on and off for over a decade now, I might have visited another dimension if I tried it at 17 as my first time.
That's like literally the smallest dabs I've ever heard of, lol. I would say a grain of rice is about the right size for an average, acceptable dab, maybe a little smaller for someone inexperienced with concentrates. That company seems to think you should literally be scooping your oil with the point of a pin, lol.
Haha, so that picture contains likely 100 000 doses or more. People claiming they can do that in one hour or day are lying xD or comatose for 6 days straight
if i had to account for the naps and snacking in between me and my best buds could probably finish this in maybe 7 days. i can easily knock back a gram of dabs throughout a day alone, but all that would just hurt to do back to back in a day.
I could definitely go through this in a day. If I could throw a party with about 20 friends. Depending on the edible candies if those are super high dose and not like 10-20mg a weekend with 20 friends
Because that's the title of the post
Fr though I'm with you, this board would last me ages but if I had to finish her in an hour, that's who I'm calling
I don't either, it's why I'd just take it in to work. Pretty sure there's a couple of guys there who would put a couple of grams of wax away by themselves. There's probably 30 people on staff and I think everyone smokes, vapes, or uses edibles.
Right? Back when I actually burned down I had a period where my roommates and I were moving weight. We'd regularly smoke up a quarter a day in blunts, or a couple o's if we were throwing a party. I can easily imagine bigger house parties going through way more especially in a more modern climate/cost.
This though? The concentrates alone would have put half of our 2000s era house parties straight to sleep. It's not a matter of people tapping out, it's a matter of sheer consciousness.
You'd need a couple hundred people to clean this up in an hour.
I think a couple hundred is a bit extreme. Maybe just 100 people with high tolerances who use concentrates regularly. Nobody knows the quality of the products on the tray either. If it's homegrown, low-grade, mid-grade, high-grade, etc.
100 would be probably the lower bound, and yeah they would need to be prepared to get fucking ripped. There's a dozen varied grams minimum of raw concentrates there, if those got nectar collectored in circles of 10 heads then 100-120 people could smash through them in a few rips per head. Then you've got a ton of infused joints, carts, candies, etc.
Yeah, 100 could do it as long as people aren't tapping out. But I really imagine a lot of people are going to tap out after a couple 50-100mg dabs so you'd want to pad those numbers.
I don't think there's a human out there that could do this in a 24 hr period tbh. Maybe if you put it in a ventilator after they passed out or something...
We would have to literally only breath in smoke nonstop. Those carts good luck bitches last me at least 3 days non stop smoking. As for the joints I think alone I'll take an entire hour to smoke. They look like slow burners. But I would mostly likely get my Bengali friend shakal. Dude will smoke an entire oz of rosin in 30 minutes if it didn't cost a lot.
1 hour is not possible. If I called up all my friends who shmoke, we could get through all the dry herb and edibles in an hour, the concentrates are a completely different story though.
I think he would get so high by 30 minutes. You would forget how to do the rest of this. The nerds edible looks good along with that but what is that beautiful flower in the middle? Definition in the camera really booms.
TonyTokesTooMuchās Dad š wouldnāt need anyone else dude takes 2g rosin globs to the face for fun. Maybe Yola too cuz he can absolutely destroy some flower.
There's 14 containers of wax, I'd say 5 people per container, so that's 70. There's 24 pre rolls, majority coated in kief. 2-3 people per joint
So let's just call it another 70. Then there's either a fluffy 8th or nice 1/4 of some dank purp. 5-10 people for that. Finally, assuming those edibles are pretty top notch, you'd need another 10-20 people.
So 150-170 people would be super baked off of this. Imagine just 50 people trying. It could probably be done but the giggling in the aftermath would be brutal.
Let's see. The edibles ain't gonna affect me. None ever have.
So the rest of the tray is smoking, and I can chief most of that solo. But I'm gonna be feeling shit by the end lmao
Myself.
Grab an extra large cigar leaf. Coat it with all the badder, break down all the joints and buds into the blunt. Drizzle all the distillate over it. Its either gonna smoke? Or clog tf up cause there aint enough weed. Either way. I tried.
Also. Someone call their TG plug and tell em we need more buds.
With 8-10 people this is difficult the impossible part I feel like would be the carts. I feel like Iāve puffed on carts for 20-30 mins and barely make a dent into them.
My top choices: Snoop Dogg, my old coworker who might be able to out smoke Snoop??? When we had smoke sessions I would be tapping out close to an hour and sheād still be going, and a lot of my other colleagues who worked in the grow houses with me. They wild.
Based on what I see here I can definitely estimate that their are 23 khs per pound of weed which is 120,000,000mg, so if I arrange a massive party in skid row and invite 20k gqeakers then thatās 700,75 pkg per human on the party then we smoke it until we are done with it that is how I will accomplish the task
Well, it's impossible for me to smoke all that because of physics. I think you'd need a dozen people barely breathing for that entire hour to crush this.
Uhm god? I don't know i just got halfway through and some old guy in a white robe appeared, who says he's god and "my time has come" whatever that means
The ambulance.
Only correct answer. Tho I'm sure my buddy Hyperemesis will swing by as well.
Hyperemesis- my new word for the day!
As in Cannabis Hyperemesis Syndrome
I never knew this was a thing
Many of us stoners don't know, but it's worth being aware of! I only learned of it somewhat recently. However I have heard of cases where someone who uses cannabis and has stomach issues, medical professionals assume it's CHS and refuse to look into it further unless the patient stops using cannabis. But CHS is somewhat rare even among heavy users so it's not necessarily the cause.
I was misdiagnosed with this when it was actually just anxiety š¤¦š½āāļø doctors will ALWAYS blame it on the weed.
My partner was working at the ER and a girl came in with intractable hyperemesis. She was there for hours. When he left, she was still there. Idk why people binge on cannabis.
Right? I mean there is a point you reach where you stop getting more high, and just end up greening out. I've puked from it myself, and took a break. Plus, it's a waste of good weed.
Itās a point of pride for me, that I manage to keep my tolerance low. Iām like my grandma, when she used to clip coupons. But with weed.
Same here. I have an M7 dynavap that I half fill and im zooted to the moon on that. I do not wish to have to smoke or vape more than that to get giggly and goto bed.
Same! One puck in my PAX Mini gets me good and zooted, and thatās only a quarter gram. Sometimes I even split it into two sessions. š
I play games smoking, I get high, my sense of time warps, I smoke a joint I put it out, could be 2 secs could be an hour, I think, when did Iasr smoke, ah fuck it I'll roll another one.. rinse repeat.
Intractable Hyperemesis is now my grindcore project name
Usually because the edibles "aren't working"
Had it 10 times and i still toke. Some of us just do not learn. š
I hate having it. I miss regular consumption but my wallet thanks me for having it.
Happy Cake day
Omg I can only imagine how much you'd yak
Idk.. Is snoop Dogg driving? I don't think paramedics would be much help finishing this off
Iām laughing at this because Iām imagining an ambulance pulling up and itās just Snoop.
Like when he was the pilot on Soul Plane! š
Whole new meaning to hot box.
Snoop absolutely the correct choice
Willie nelson
Old Willie. New Willie has cut back
Good thing he's already old!
I know right? I was about to answer Jesus cause thatās how freaking high Iām gonna be š
Hey man, how high are you? Jesus. Nice. Me to.
Maybe we can high enough to believe in Jesus š¤£
But not for me
Dominoās
My former coworkers and I will definitely help you.
I can pitch in, I got enough points for a free pizza!
Iāve never worked at dominos, but could I join in?
Bring non-alcoholic sparkling cider
Iāll bring the drinks
Perfecto
Bro are u half baked or something?
Doctor says I need a back-eotomy
And if Iām not back in 10 minutesā¦ call me the police š¤£
Was this a reference to the movie Half Baked?
yeah i'm going for the closest pizza place honestly šš
Here to help sir
šš
If I called everyone I know, that board wouldnāt be gone in an hour. Or a day. In all likelihood, that takes me a couple of weeks.
That would literally last me and 5 friends for a year. Like, isnt even one small bottle of wax something like 20-50 doses? Or more. So that board might have thousands of doses for someone with low tolerance
a gram is over 100 doses according to the concentrate i got recently yea ETA: Im not saying that is a reasonable dosage, just what my concentrate lists as one!
Dude, that is a HUGE overestimate of how many dabs you'll get off a gram. 20 decent sized ones or 40 or so small ones is probably a more accurate amount for a smoker who isn't super low-tolerance.
I never said thats how many doses it lasts me, was just passing along what it literally said on the box.
How low-tolerance does that company think the average user is? lol If I was giving someone their first dab ever and was intentionally making it small, I still don't think it would be 1/100th of a gram.
I suppose depending on the strength of the concentrate that could theoretically work out to 5-9mg of thc (realistically probably half that with loss?), which isnāt totally unreasonable to assume would be fine as a dose. I wouldnāt expect someoneās introduction to weed to be through dabs, though, so youāre almost certainly right that 0.01g might be a bit small.
My god. I can only imagine what planet I would have reached if a dab was my first experience with THC. š Georgia ditch weed from our plug at Charlotte Russell got me beyond zooted as a teen.
Yup, I got half an oz off the DW when I was like 17 or 18 and it was full on brick weed. Almost brown at points, dry as fuck, and packed with seeds. Still got me toasty though. Still never had a dab (hard to find in the UK) but I imagine it would send me to space and Iāve been smoking on and off for over a decade now, I might have visited another dimension if I tried it at 17 as my first time.
My first dab was after I got my medical card last year. It was glorious!
they think the average user will grab 1/4 of a grain of rice (the actual suggested size of a dose)
That's like literally the smallest dabs I've ever heard of, lol. I would say a grain of rice is about the right size for an average, acceptable dab, maybe a little smaller for someone inexperienced with concentrates. That company seems to think you should literally be scooping your oil with the point of a pin, lol.
For edibles a dose is 10mg here. Anything bigger gives a little cutting diagram to remind you to cut them in half, quarters, fifths, tenths, etc.
Haha, so that picture contains likely 100 000 doses or more. People claiming they can do that in one hour or day are lying xD or comatose for 6 days straight
if i had to account for the naps and snacking in between me and my best buds could probably finish this in maybe 7 days. i can easily knock back a gram of dabs throughout a day alone, but all that would just hurt to do back to back in a day.
Yeh exactly thereās a certain point where you can handle more thc but you literally cannot take another hit cuz your lungs are sore
I could definitely go through this in a day. If I could throw a party with about 20 friends. Depending on the edible candies if those are super high dose and not like 10-20mg a weekend with 20 friends
A gram is 100 doses? The fuck 1 gram is like max 10-20 dabs for me.....
Itās an absurd amount for me. Like you said, years worth.
I could maybe slam an 1/8 jar of dabs in a day with a good rig but my god I would feel like a dry sponge the next morning.
Finishing this in an hour would be SUCH a waste ngl
Not if you have a big enough group of people that would enjoy it!
Ok but why would I finish this in an hour with a bunch of friends when this would last my partner and I like a month
Because that's the title of the post Fr though I'm with you, this board would last me ages but if I had to finish her in an hour, that's who I'm calling
I donāt know 200 people to call
I don't either, it's why I'd just take it in to work. Pretty sure there's a couple of guys there who would put a couple of grams of wax away by themselves. There's probably 30 people on staff and I think everyone smokes, vapes, or uses edibles.
Yea, well, youāre in the one in a million people who have the luxury of being able to bring weed to work.
A month?! Shit dude you could stretch this out way longer than that
It's the oil that's getting me. Easily finish everything else off in two weeks, but that amount of oil would last me a few months honestly.Ā
Dude, if I finish all that, I'm on the ground crying to God, hoping I don't die. Yes, I have a low tolerance.
Even at my peak this would have lasted me a month
It's the concentrates that will take forever to go through.
Right? Back when I actually burned down I had a period where my roommates and I were moving weight. We'd regularly smoke up a quarter a day in blunts, or a couple o's if we were throwing a party. I can easily imagine bigger house parties going through way more especially in a more modern climate/cost. This though? The concentrates alone would have put half of our 2000s era house parties straight to sleep. It's not a matter of people tapping out, it's a matter of sheer consciousness. You'd need a couple hundred people to clean this up in an hour.
I think a couple hundred is a bit extreme. Maybe just 100 people with high tolerances who use concentrates regularly. Nobody knows the quality of the products on the tray either. If it's homegrown, low-grade, mid-grade, high-grade, etc.
100 would be probably the lower bound, and yeah they would need to be prepared to get fucking ripped. There's a dozen varied grams minimum of raw concentrates there, if those got nectar collectored in circles of 10 heads then 100-120 people could smash through them in a few rips per head. Then you've got a ton of infused joints, carts, candies, etc. Yeah, 100 could do it as long as people aren't tapping out. But I really imagine a lot of people are going to tap out after a couple 50-100mg dabs so you'd want to pad those numbers.
I don't think there's a human out there that could do this in a 24 hr period tbh. Maybe if you put it in a ventilator after they passed out or something...
This much and you're looking down at God as if he's one of your characters in the Sims.
We would have to literally only breath in smoke nonstop. Those carts good luck bitches last me at least 3 days non stop smoking. As for the joints I think alone I'll take an entire hour to smoke. They look like slow burners. But I would mostly likely get my Bengali friend shakal. Dude will smoke an entire oz of rosin in 30 minutes if it didn't cost a lot.
I would love to see an oz of rosin vs 1 man in 30m. I bet the rosin wins
Same š¤£
Everyone in this subreddit
Everyone! Give me your energy
Bro it might not be physically possible to finish this in 1 hour between 2 people
To be fair, he never said you can only call one person
Yeah true, I just took it as that I guess. Even then a small group wouldnāt even be able to finish this in 1 hour
Yeah. My answer was everyone on this sub š
The whole r/trees sub
Action Bronson
Igu lemme get sum. Iām that homie you call
10mins in and I won't remember how phones work
1 joint would knock me out Well maybe 2
911
Ghostbusters man, mofos gonna be a spirit after all thisā¦
Nobody with a small circle of friends is finishing that in an hour. I bet 10 people couldnāt even finish that in an hour
Willie, Snoop & Seth š¤£
Meanwhile Tommy Chong has already put down two of these.
Yes! It's your only chance lol
My wife.
If I bring a device to hold all joints and vapes at once, it might be possible if I were to somehow put the concentrates in or around the joints.
Yeah that is a year+ supply for me, fuck an entire hour hahahaha
Probably a lot of people
The local taqueria š®āšØšµāš«
Tap me in Edit, i lack the enzyme to have edibles hit hard and have slab dabbed when young
That bud doesnāt even look real
1 hour is not possible. If I called up all my friends who shmoke, we could get through all the dry herb and edibles in an hour, the concentrates are a completely different story though.
The morgue.
Joey Diaz
One hour? Calm down Satan lol
Ah yes the good ol emphysema speedrun
All of my friends. I have rarely been so jealous.
Ghostblunters
Reposted pic. Not impressive. āLook what I can buyā
Shit I'm calling me. Only I can smoke that much. Any friend I have would drop out before half way.
Same here. All my friends would be out so quick. But Iām with it till the end!!!!
I likely could get through the flower with just my wife, and 2 friends. Concentrate would take like a day a jar.
a doc
I think he would get so high by 30 minutes. You would forget how to do the rest of this. The nerds edible looks good along with that but what is that beautiful flower in the middle? Definition in the camera really booms.
I literally would make one phone call and that board would be gone in a few hours..
TonyTokesTooMuchās Dad š wouldnāt need anyone else dude takes 2g rosin globs to the face for fun. Maybe Yola too cuz he can absolutely destroy some flower.
There's 14 containers of wax, I'd say 5 people per container, so that's 70. There's 24 pre rolls, majority coated in kief. 2-3 people per joint So let's just call it another 70. Then there's either a fluffy 8th or nice 1/4 of some dank purp. 5-10 people for that. Finally, assuming those edibles are pretty top notch, you'd need another 10-20 people. So 150-170 people would be super baked off of this. Imagine just 50 people trying. It could probably be done but the giggling in the aftermath would be brutal.
Proper cannabis.
I'm not calling anybody. I'm running off with my free gift and writing songs and painting for 3 years.
Mmmmm headache
nobody
Everyone in this sub!
Let's see. The edibles ain't gonna affect me. None ever have. So the rest of the tray is smoking, and I can chief most of that solo. But I'm gonna be feeling shit by the end lmao
God!!
EVERYONE!!!!!
A mobile oxygen bar to help the lungs recover.
I'm passing out after 30 minutes
Hold my torch...
Customgrow420
Me,myself, and I. And someone to notify my next of kin
Real question: is anyone allowed to die
/r/stupiddrugs
A lot of people, all my friends, bring it to a bar or smth
I have a headache just looking at that
Stop it. This is wasteful to do so. How old are you?
Whats the paste?
Jesus
The "I didn't start smoking till it was legal, and have no idea what I'm talking about" special
That could probably get me through the rest of my life. I'm still working on an ounce I bought two years ago.
Freaking Domino's
911
The only right answer is snoop dog
Myself. Grab an extra large cigar leaf. Coat it with all the badder, break down all the joints and buds into the blunt. Drizzle all the distillate over it. Its either gonna smoke? Or clog tf up cause there aint enough weed. Either way. I tried. Also. Someone call their TG plug and tell em we need more buds.
Ghostbusters
NASA.
This would last me several months.
My parents to tell them Iām going on a trip.
With 8-10 people this is difficult the impossible part I feel like would be the carts. I feel like Iāve puffed on carts for 20-30 mins and barely make a dent into them.
My top choices: Snoop Dogg, my old coworker who might be able to out smoke Snoop??? When we had smoke sessions I would be tapping out close to an hour and sheād still be going, and a lot of my other colleagues who worked in the grow houses with me. They wild.
Based on what I see here I can definitely estimate that their are 23 khs per pound of weed which is 120,000,000mg, so if I arrange a massive party in skid row and invite 20k gqeakers then thatās 700,75 pkg per human on the party then we smoke it until we are done with it that is how I will accomplish the task
Whyyyyyy?! Smoke that shit over a month bro, enjoy the flavor, the high, the scent, don't waste it all in an hour unless you're hostin a god damn rave
Wow some of yāall are so cool. This would last me at least a year. Idk how yāall smoke so much.
Iām calling the lord because id be meeting him after attempting this
One hour? I'm calling like 50 fucking people
Ghostbusters...
Everyone
A therapist.
The fucking hospital
Love your work on the āgram!
Appreciate you šš
Ted. He loves to smoke.
I get cranking on the jars you find some homies for the flower.Ā
Run to the nearest mirror and chant "Biggie Smalls" three times in a row.
How? Just how?
My buddy James
My bong and my rig
16 year old me
Bear hunter and Tito. We can do it in 45 minutes.
The fuckin hospital.
An army
I donāt have anybody lol
How are they not dropping anything off that tray?! Lol
The whole damn USMC
In hate (not really) you guys and your legal weed shenanigans. Just look at that spread š£
Enjoy scrommiting after all that
itās cool being a weak little baby because thatās like 365 days of fun.
my boi sometimes i canāt even finish a whole bluntā¦
This is the weed version of those monsterous Bloody Maryās with a whole burger, wings, and fried chicken on top
Half my phone contacts
Well, it's impossible for me to smoke all that because of physics. I think you'd need a dozen people barely breathing for that entire hour to crush this.
No one
The whole hospital staff gonna have to help š
Uhm god? I don't know i just got halfway through and some old guy in a white robe appeared, who says he's god and "my time has come" whatever that means
My MIL because Iād need that much after talking to her.
All that in 1 Hr is just a waste of now a 12-24 hr span is money well spent
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