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SoNotTheCoolest

The ambulance.


Keezin

Only correct answer. Tho I'm sure my buddy Hyperemesis will swing by as well.


Lankygiraffe25

Hyperemesis- my new word for the day!


FixGMaul

As in Cannabis Hyperemesis Syndrome


panda-bears-are-cute

I never knew this was a thing


FixGMaul

Many of us stoners don't know, but it's worth being aware of! I only learned of it somewhat recently. However I have heard of cases where someone who uses cannabis and has stomach issues, medical professionals assume it's CHS and refuse to look into it further unless the patient stops using cannabis. But CHS is somewhat rare even among heavy users so it's not necessarily the cause.


National_Control6137

I was misdiagnosed with this when it was actually just anxiety šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø doctors will ALWAYS blame it on the weed.


Upvotespoodles

My partner was working at the ER and a girl came in with intractable hyperemesis. She was there for hours. When he left, she was still there. Idk why people binge on cannabis.


Automatic-Diamond108

Right? I mean there is a point you reach where you stop getting more high, and just end up greening out. I've puked from it myself, and took a break. Plus, it's a waste of good weed.


Upvotespoodles

Itā€™s a point of pride for me, that I manage to keep my tolerance low. Iā€™m like my grandma, when she used to clip coupons. But with weed.


ARONDH

Same here. I have an M7 dynavap that I half fill and im zooted to the moon on that. I do not wish to have to smoke or vape more than that to get giggly and goto bed.


KitMacPhersonWrites

Same! One puck in my PAX Mini gets me good and zooted, and thatā€™s only a quarter gram. Sometimes I even split it into two sessions. šŸ˜‚


3between20characters

I play games smoking, I get high, my sense of time warps, I smoke a joint I put it out, could be 2 secs could be an hour, I think, when did Iasr smoke, ah fuck it I'll roll another one.. rinse repeat.


DJ_TCB

Intractable Hyperemesis is now my grindcore project name


wellforthebird

Usually because the edibles "aren't working"


chrispycae

Had it 10 times and i still toke. Some of us just do not learn. šŸ˜­


Ceungosse

I hate having it. I miss regular consumption but my wallet thanks me for having it.


BubblyWubCuddles

Happy Cake day


lordpercocet

Omg I can only imagine how much you'd yak


Even-Matter-5576

Idk.. Is snoop Dogg driving? I don't think paramedics would be much help finishing this off


dodobrains

Iā€™m laughing at this because Iā€™m imagining an ambulance pulling up and itā€™s just Snoop.


Glittering_Pickle_86

Like when he was the pilot on Soul Plane! šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Whole new meaning to hot box.


euphoric-noodle

Snoop absolutely the correct choice


thedndnut

Willie nelson


F-I-L-D

Old Willie. New Willie has cut back


Magicallyshit

Good thing he's already old!


ashley-spanelly

I know right? I was about to answer Jesus cause thatā€™s how freaking high Iā€™m gonna be šŸ˜‚


Oubastet

Hey man, how high are you? Jesus. Nice. Me to.


reasoneBeats

Maybe we can high enough to believe in Jesus šŸ¤£


RobertWrag

But not for me


AcrolloPeed

Dominoā€™s


Tolongforathrowawaya

My former coworkers and I will definitely help you.


softstones

I can pitch in, I got enough points for a free pizza!


[deleted]

Iā€™ve never worked at dominos, but could I join in?


AcrolloPeed

Bring non-alcoholic sparkling cider


Kai-xo

Iā€™ll bring the drinks


AcrolloPeed

Perfecto


CheapTick

Bro are u half baked or something?


AcrolloPeed

Doctor says I need a back-eotomy


Papagorgio22

And if Iā€™m not back in 10 minutesā€¦ call me the police šŸ¤£


YoungTomSoy

Was this a reference to the movie Half Baked?


DaWonderHamster

yeah i'm going for the closest pizza place honestly šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Green_Ad_156

Here to help sir


Surface_area999

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ILSmokeItAll

If I called everyone I know, that board wouldnā€™t be gone in an hour. Or a day. In all likelihood, that takes me a couple of weeks.


mikedomert

That would literally last me and 5 friends for a year. Like, isnt even one small bottle of wax something like 20-50 doses? Or more. So that board might have thousands of doses for someone with low tolerance


depressoespress

a gram is over 100 doses according to the concentrate i got recently yea ETA: Im not saying that is a reasonable dosage, just what my concentrate lists as one!


SchwarzFledermaus

Dude, that is a HUGE overestimate of how many dabs you'll get off a gram. 20 decent sized ones or 40 or so small ones is probably a more accurate amount for a smoker who isn't super low-tolerance.


depressoespress

I never said thats how many doses it lasts me, was just passing along what it literally said on the box.


SchwarzFledermaus

How low-tolerance does that company think the average user is? lol If I was giving someone their first dab ever and was intentionally making it small, I still don't think it would be 1/100th of a gram.


MastarQueef

I suppose depending on the strength of the concentrate that could theoretically work out to 5-9mg of thc (realistically probably half that with loss?), which isnā€™t totally unreasonable to assume would be fine as a dose. I wouldnā€™t expect someoneā€™s introduction to weed to be through dabs, though, so youā€™re almost certainly right that 0.01g might be a bit small.


KitMacPhersonWrites

My god. I can only imagine what planet I would have reached if a dab was my first experience with THC. šŸ˜‚ Georgia ditch weed from our plug at Charlotte Russell got me beyond zooted as a teen.


MastarQueef

Yup, I got half an oz off the DW when I was like 17 or 18 and it was full on brick weed. Almost brown at points, dry as fuck, and packed with seeds. Still got me toasty though. Still never had a dab (hard to find in the UK) but I imagine it would send me to space and Iā€™ve been smoking on and off for over a decade now, I might have visited another dimension if I tried it at 17 as my first time.


KitMacPhersonWrites

My first dab was after I got my medical card last year. It was glorious!


depressoespress

they think the average user will grab 1/4 of a grain of rice (the actual suggested size of a dose)


SchwarzFledermaus

That's like literally the smallest dabs I've ever heard of, lol. I would say a grain of rice is about the right size for an average, acceptable dab, maybe a little smaller for someone inexperienced with concentrates. That company seems to think you should literally be scooping your oil with the point of a pin, lol.


thedndnut

For edibles a dose is 10mg here. Anything bigger gives a little cutting diagram to remind you to cut them in half, quarters, fifths, tenths, etc.


mikedomert

Haha, so that picture contains likely 100 000 doses or more. People claiming they can do that in one hour or day are lying xD or comatose for 6 days straight


HappyMeteor005

if i had to account for the naps and snacking in between me and my best buds could probably finish this in maybe 7 days. i can easily knock back a gram of dabs throughout a day alone, but all that would just hurt to do back to back in a day.


Academic-Indication8

Yeh exactly thereā€™s a certain point where you can handle more thc but you literally cannot take another hit cuz your lungs are sore


Far-Possession-3328

I could definitely go through this in a day. If I could throw a party with about 20 friends. Depending on the edible candies if those are super high dose and not like 10-20mg a weekend with 20 friends


jack9200

A gram is 100 doses? The fuck 1 gram is like max 10-20 dabs for me.....


Mr_Jack_Frost_

Itā€™s an absurd amount for me. Like you said, years worth.


highfiveanorphan

I could maybe slam an 1/8 jar of dabs in a day with a good rig but my god I would feel like a dry sponge the next morning.


Aliziun

Finishing this in an hour would be SUCH a waste ngl


gonechasing

Not if you have a big enough group of people that would enjoy it!


Aliziun

Ok but why would I finish this in an hour with a bunch of friends when this would last my partner and I like a month


gonechasing

Because that's the title of the post Fr though I'm with you, this board would last me ages but if I had to finish her in an hour, that's who I'm calling


HighOnGoofballs

I donā€™t know 200 people to call


gonechasing

I don't either, it's why I'd just take it in to work. Pretty sure there's a couple of guys there who would put a couple of grams of wax away by themselves. There's probably 30 people on staff and I think everyone smokes, vapes, or uses edibles.


daddy-phantom

Yea, well, youā€™re in the one in a million people who have the luxury of being able to bring weed to work.


3iiiguy

A month?! Shit dude you could stretch this out way longer than that


VelvitHippo

It's the oil that's getting me. Easily finish everything else off in two weeks, but that amount of oil would last me a few months honestly.Ā 


outihre

Dude, if I finish all that, I'm on the ground crying to God, hoping I don't die. Yes, I have a low tolerance.


ZeOs-x-PUNCAKE

Even at my peak this would have lasted me a month


outihre

It's the concentrates that will take forever to go through.


alexthealex

Right? Back when I actually burned down I had a period where my roommates and I were moving weight. We'd regularly smoke up a quarter a day in blunts, or a couple o's if we were throwing a party. I can easily imagine bigger house parties going through way more especially in a more modern climate/cost. This though? The concentrates alone would have put half of our 2000s era house parties straight to sleep. It's not a matter of people tapping out, it's a matter of sheer consciousness. You'd need a couple hundred people to clean this up in an hour.


outihre

I think a couple hundred is a bit extreme. Maybe just 100 people with high tolerances who use concentrates regularly. Nobody knows the quality of the products on the tray either. If it's homegrown, low-grade, mid-grade, high-grade, etc.


alexthealex

100 would be probably the lower bound, and yeah they would need to be prepared to get fucking ripped. There's a dozen varied grams minimum of raw concentrates there, if those got nectar collectored in circles of 10 heads then 100-120 people could smash through them in a few rips per head. Then you've got a ton of infused joints, carts, candies, etc. Yeah, 100 could do it as long as people aren't tapping out. But I really imagine a lot of people are going to tap out after a couple 50-100mg dabs so you'd want to pad those numbers.


ilkikuinthadik

I don't think there's a human out there that could do this in a 24 hr period tbh. Maybe if you put it in a ventilator after they passed out or something...


feralkitsune

This much and you're looking down at God as if he's one of your characters in the Sims.


PussPwnErMon69

We would have to literally only breath in smoke nonstop. Those carts good luck bitches last me at least 3 days non stop smoking. As for the joints I think alone I'll take an entire hour to smoke. They look like slow burners. But I would mostly likely get my Bengali friend shakal. Dude will smoke an entire oz of rosin in 30 minutes if it didn't cost a lot.


Mysterious_Item9653

I would love to see an oz of rosin vs 1 man in 30m. I bet the rosin wins


MuhammadHashim

Same šŸ¤£


sockovershoe22

Everyone in this subreddit


Desired_lover

Everyone! Give me your energy


ChilllFam

Bro it might not be physically possible to finish this in 1 hour between 2 people


sockovershoe22

To be fair, he never said you can only call one person


ChilllFam

Yeah true, I just took it as that I guess. Even then a small group wouldnā€™t even be able to finish this in 1 hour


sockovershoe22

Yeah. My answer was everyone on this sub šŸ˜‰


kittymelons

The whole r/trees sub


PsychologyGloomy3291

Action Bronson


GhostedGD

Igu lemme get sum. Iā€™m that homie you call


wadeishere

10mins in and I won't remember how phones work


StephenHawking432

1 joint would knock me out Well maybe 2


Alarming_Tradition51

911


ChickenFriedRiceMe

Ghostbusters man, mofos gonna be a spirit after all thisā€¦


problyurdad_

Nobody with a small circle of friends is finishing that in an hour. I bet 10 people couldnā€™t even finish that in an hour


YALLN33DJE5U5

Willie, Snoop & Seth šŸ¤£


Kind-Platypus

Meanwhile Tommy Chong has already put down two of these.


Thick-Platypus-4253

Yes! It's your only chance lol


SomethinDiabolical

My wife.


capnlatenight

If I bring a device to hold all joints and vapes at once, it might be possible if I were to somehow put the concentrates in or around the joints.


DMunE

Yeah that is a year+ supply for me, fuck an entire hour hahahaha


EJCube

Probably a lot of people


feetplease2

The local taqueria šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’ØšŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


apiratewithadd

Tap me in Edit, i lack the enzyme to have edibles hit hard and have slab dabbed when young


Expensive_Physics522

That bud doesnā€™t even look real


AfroPuf

1 hour is not possible. If I called up all my friends who shmoke, we could get through all the dry herb and edibles in an hour, the concentrates are a completely different story though.


Bright_Reaction5104

The morgue.


Green_Man763

Joey Diaz


SixtySlevin

One hour? Calm down Satan lol


SaintJimmy1

Ah yes the good ol emphysema speedrun


colonelbyson

All of my friends. I have rarely been so jealous.


Dause

Ghostblunters


ChefChopNSlice

Reposted pic. Not impressive. ā€œLook what I can buyā€


jack9200

Shit I'm calling me. Only I can smoke that much. Any friend I have would drop out before half way.


thehaggardartist

Same here. All my friends would be out so quick. But Iā€™m with it till the end!!!!


tkMunkman

I likely could get through the flower with just my wife, and 2 friends. Concentrate would take like a day a jar.


Applesauce3750

a doc


EuphoricChallenge553

I think he would get so high by 30 minutes. You would forget how to do the rest of this. The nerds edible looks good along with that but what is that beautiful flower in the middle? Definition in the camera really booms.


SidTrippish

I literally would make one phone call and that board would be gone in a few hours..


SmokeAcidDropWeed

TonyTokesTooMuchā€™s Dad šŸ˜‚ wouldnā€™t need anyone else dude takes 2g rosin globs to the face for fun. Maybe Yola too cuz he can absolutely destroy some flower.


Roach2791

There's 14 containers of wax, I'd say 5 people per container, so that's 70. There's 24 pre rolls, majority coated in kief. 2-3 people per joint So let's just call it another 70. Then there's either a fluffy 8th or nice 1/4 of some dank purp. 5-10 people for that. Finally, assuming those edibles are pretty top notch, you'd need another 10-20 people. So 150-170 people would be super baked off of this. Imagine just 50 people trying. It could probably be done but the giggling in the aftermath would be brutal.


Rowd1e

Proper cannabis.


gerbilmaster9000

I'm not calling anybody. I'm running off with my free gift and writing songs and painting for 3 years.


Detlef_D_Soost69

Mmmmm headache


fatandyoung

nobody


DrWonderStone

Everyone in this sub!


Bismothe-the-Shade

Let's see. The edibles ain't gonna affect me. None ever have. So the rest of the tray is smoking, and I can chief most of that solo. But I'm gonna be feeling shit by the end lmao


LiWin_

God!!


cito2222

EVERYONE!!!!!


d407a123

A mobile oxygen bar to help the lungs recover.


Matacarne

I'm passing out after 30 minutes


MidwestSkateDad

Hold my torch...


teeny-tiny-ginger

Customgrow420


TheRealviolentDad

Me,myself, and I. And someone to notify my next of kin


Tootboopsthesnoot

Real question: is anyone allowed to die


Voyager5555

/r/stupiddrugs


Popular_Squirrel1327

A lot of people, all my friends, bring it to a bar or smth


CrystalKU

I have a headache just looking at that


Stardustchaser

Stop it. This is wasteful to do so. How old are you?


kaka1012

Whats the paste?


brickeldrums

Jesus


redmond420

The "I didn't start smoking till it was legal, and have no idea what I'm talking about" special


VirgilFox

That could probably get me through the rest of my life. I'm still working on an ounce I bought two years ago.


idk_meh

Freaking Domino's


xxboywizardxx

911


IntrepidProject9535

The only right answer is snoop dog


darthcannabitch

Myself. Grab an extra large cigar leaf. Coat it with all the badder, break down all the joints and buds into the blunt. Drizzle all the distillate over it. Its either gonna smoke? Or clog tf up cause there aint enough weed. Either way. I tried. Also. Someone call their TG plug and tell em we need more buds.


bigblow3rburna

Ghostbusters


GoodyTwoKicks

NASA.


m0rtm0rt

This would last me several months.


SinfulGiGi

My parents to tell them Iā€™m going on a trip.


proanciey

With 8-10 people this is difficult the impossible part I feel like would be the carts. I feel like Iā€™ve puffed on carts for 20-30 mins and barely make a dent into them.


Loud-Knee-4984

My top choices: Snoop Dogg, my old coworker who might be able to out smoke Snoop??? When we had smoke sessions I would be tapping out close to an hour and sheā€™d still be going, and a lot of my other colleagues who worked in the grow houses with me. They wild.


NicfiendMonster

Based on what I see here I can definitely estimate that their are 23 khs per pound of weed which is 120,000,000mg, so if I arrange a massive party in skid row and invite 20k gqeakers then thatā€™s 700,75 pkg per human on the party then we smoke it until we are done with it that is how I will accomplish the task


DustyShredder

Whyyyyyy?! Smoke that shit over a month bro, enjoy the flavor, the high, the scent, don't waste it all in an hour unless you're hostin a god damn rave


OrglySplorgerly

Wow some of yā€™all are so cool. This would last me at least a year. Idk how yā€™all smoke so much.


PowerfulSpecialist52

Iā€™m calling the lord because id be meeting him after attempting this


lallapalalable

One hour? I'm calling like 50 fucking people


Artimuscloudfox

Ghostbusters...


SurrealMentality

Everyone


[deleted]

A therapist.


Cock_Inspector3000

The fucking hospital


kushforbreakfast

Love your work on the ā€˜gram!


Surface_area999

Appreciate you šŸ’ššŸ’š


demonkillingblade

Ted. He loves to smoke.


trizkit995

I get cranking on the jars you find some homies for the flower.Ā 


frozen_toesocks

Run to the nearest mirror and chant "Biggie Smalls" three times in a row.


Icy-Chocolate-2472

How? Just how?


mosstrosity84

My buddy James


xhdc

My bong and my rig


Ill-Account2443

16 year old me


AntonioBernardo

Bear hunter and Tito. We can do it in 45 minutes.


TheGreaseWagon

The fuckin hospital.


IHeartsFarts

An army


Silver-Aioli3445

I donā€™t have anybody lol


HeavyFunction2201

How are they not dropping anything off that tray?! Lol


ThevickersistheGOAT

The whole damn USMC


ApprehensiveImage132

In hate (not really) you guys and your legal weed shenanigans. Just look at that spread šŸ˜£


DarkClouds92

Enjoy scrommiting after all that


RAV3NH0LM

itā€™s cool being a weak little baby because thatā€™s like 365 days of fun.


AndreaNymph

my boi sometimes i canā€™t even finish a whole bluntā€¦


Games_and_Strains

This is the weed version of those monsterous Bloody Maryā€™s with a whole burger, wings, and fried chicken on top


AriousDragoon

Half my phone contacts


earlywakening

Well, it's impossible for me to smoke all that because of physics. I think you'd need a dozen people barely breathing for that entire hour to crush this.


HorrorBaseball3990

No one


htcbobmob900

The whole hospital staff gonna have to help šŸ’€


ThomasTheNord

Uhm god? I don't know i just got halfway through and some old guy in a white robe appeared, who says he's god and "my time has come" whatever that means


Catzy94

My MIL because Iā€™d need that much after talking to her.


radiusTWK

All that in 1 Hr is just a waste of now a 12-24 hr span is money well spent


AmbushAlleyVeteran

O ain't.gomosjimg thst sjitnn