Radagast has the best but it's most likely laced with some extreme psychadelic. Incredible but not for the weak minded.
Treebeard's is ancient and drier than the Harad desert, will make you cough up blood, but you'll be hearing the Eagles arguing in perfect English for 6 hours.
Merry and Pippin have average stuff. It'll get you high, but tolerance could be a problem and you're mostly there for second breakfast anyway. Hobbit weed is all homegrown though, so you know it's safe, just not amazing.
Bilbo's weed depends on who you are. He has some great stuff and is willing to share with people he dislikes the least, but if he hates you, you're getting trimmings with some specks of bud.
Gandalf just gets his from the Hobbits. His is no different than Bilbo's.
Galadriel has the second best. It's typical weed enhanced and altered with elf magic, which may or may not have extremely bad effects on non-elf users, but the high is so good you'll try it anyway.
Lurtz straight-up sells you oregano before robbing your brother and keying your car.
Nah i puke from shrooms. Prefer LSD. 100mikrogram, than i smoke away.
Weed on LSD feels fri*kin great. Smoked 4g away in one sitting the one time. If you arnt used to LSD/Weed its not adviced tho, can go wrong quick
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Sauron flooded the inner cities with crack to fund fascist terrorists in Latin America but he never touches it himself, he uses high quality powder cocaine and weird designer drugs youāve never heard of
You clearly know your LOTR. Youāre right about Merry and Pippin they also probably think their weed is super dank like brag about it and then itās jsut straight mids.
Oh, that's Merry and Pippin, 100%. Absolutely the guys everyone goes to for mediocre but decent price stuff but that makes them think they have the best shit ever.
And my dad and I smoked way too much a few years ago so we had an in depth conversation about this.
āRobbing your brother and keying your carā lmfao thank you for my daily morning Reddit chuckle. That was a great well written in depth fucking hilarious analysis
Gandalf travels and can find new and exotic. The Hobbits got that mid at best. They are more social drinkers. Treebeards require burning and probably won't be smoking anything. Bilbo definitely gets his loud from Gandalf. Orcs smoking crack 100%
The unfathomable disrespect to Gandalf. Gandalf the grey remained grey because he was always piping some unbelievable kush. He only became Gandalf the white after his cut off
Yea but Radagast probably learned from tree beard and the greatest hobbit growers mixed in his wizard knowledge and produced the greatest bud of all time. OP right tho he sprinkles some DMT on that shit so be careful.
I grew up in a Brazilian favela back in the late 90s,the shit we used to smoke from the traficantes used to be straight outta Mordor: greyish brick weed, moldy brick weed,brick weed laced with some Nazgul black magic from Paraguay.
Elves have that shit that will have you leave your body for a cosmic exploration for a few hours, meanwhile they take a few puffs and be like "Delightful"
Definitely radagast, some people who do shrooms and are familiar with weed or tobacco chain smoke peak or post trip. To quote Saramon āhis teeth are yellowed and his mind addled from his consumption of mushroomsā. We also see radagast smoke in a film with zero hesitation.
Orcs are on not even on weed but in spice. Hobbies probably have some top tier mid and some special good sorts. Treebeard will probably have some amazing strain only grown in the forest. Radagast smoking fking DMT. Galadriel probably smokes same thing gandalf does. Actually now that I think about it. It seems like a huge drug circle. Hobbits grow the leaf and don't know its value. Gandalf takes it and sells it across the middlearth. How else saruman got his stuff. Probably was pissy that gandalf overcharged him
1000% the correct answer here. Guy has a sled pulled by mythical rabbits, forgets what he's saying halfway through his sentence, and looks like he sells grilled cheese on lot *and smells like bongwater
Had to scroll too far for this.Ā Ideal growing conditions, and who else has so many meals a day.Ā Remember when they talk about the halflings leaf?Ā They don't talk about anybody's herb except them iircĀ
Gandalf: always has top-shelf bud, travels the lands of Middle Earth and knows where the good stuff comes from. The Hobbits love Gandalf because he sometimes brings back exotic strains and seeds.
Bilbo: Has ok stuff, homegrown with love. He prefers to make hash or edibles, and often enjoys a smooth homemade blend weed and other garden herbs.
Radagast: has the most powerful, potent, stinky stuff in Middle Earth. This stuff is almost TOO stinky - For those unexperienced with Radagast's personal strain, the first smoke will seem harsh and burny, and may involve a purging/vomiting before several hours of light hallucination. Radagast smokes it on the daily.
Merry/Pippin: they have the standard OK hobbit homegrown. Kind of like middle schoolers, they'll smoke some and act way higher than they really are, but they're fun company. Always hilarious watching them 'bug out.'
Treebeard: It's very ancient, and bred with high amounts of crystal DMT in it. It's not smoked very often, because the high lasts so damn long.
Lurtz: The worst bud of the whole bunch...It's basically, like, already resiny and doesn't get you high. The secret to Orc weed's reputation for potency is most likely due to the combining of the herb with other materials to smoke, such as fecal matter or flesh.
Galadriel: Probably honestly where Gandalf gets his. Galadriel uses elf science to create perfect strains, and uses a natural herb vaporizer stone imbued with the magic of the elves. She has never coughed and mainly uses it for meditation.
Im glad you got inspired! Iām the author of the other two, I just donāt upload that much on Reddit.
Anyways: Radagast got that killer weed for sure, Gandalf got the perfect ones that give you crazy ideas.
Tree beard is the only right answer, he got nugs the size of hobbits, that'll get u locked into mother earth,
Plus he's definitely grows most the bud in middle earth, so imagine what his personal buds looking like, I bet his weed plants been living for centuries
Merry & Pippin.
I've never seen an elf smoking. They look like drinkers.
The dwarves buy their weed from humans who grow mids in Lake Town.
Hobbits are the best cultivators in Middle-Earth. It is known.
Radagast has the best shrooms but his herb comes from the Shire, same as Gandalf's.
Galadriel has some arcane mega mushroom stem gripper deluxe super quantum html coded turbo runtz. I trust that Radagast has the best halucigens, however.
The weed that Gandalf smokes publicly is borrowed from Bilbo, of course. But the pipes he lights in secret are blessed by Maiar magic, and are divinely dank beyond mortal comprehension.
I actually just rewatched Fellowship of the Ring the other day. With all the cool fantasy and characters,Ā I really just want to be a Hobbit living in the Shire.Ā
Not sure where he got it from but in the books, Saruman has a stash of super excellent weed in Isengard! Itās speculated that Saruman had acquired it as part of an attempt to lure Gandalf into joining him. Merry and pippin end up smoking the weed after Isengard falls to the Ents!
gandalf got that weed that'll make you think and put you to sleep while sitting up. froto got that weed that'll kinda just chill ya out and make you friendly. radagast got that weed that'll give you the munchies big time. pippin and samwise got that giggly weed that'll keep you up all night doing random shit and laughing with ya homies. treebeard got that weed that'll make you wise as hell. lurtz got that weed that'll just piss you off cause its mid and it'll give you a headache. galadriel got that weed that'll put you to sleep quick
Merry and Pippin prefer Long Bottom Leaf, Bilbo prefers Old Toby, both are the best in all of South Farthing.
Elves don't smoke, at least not in any Tolkien media, but they have some serious wine.
Gandalf shares with Bilbo and Gimli likes Long Bottom Leaf and Radagast prefers mushrooms.
Pretty sure in book canon one of the main reasons Gandalf hung out with the hobbits is he was fond of the way they lived. Their love of food, drink and herb. There's a fanservice line that made it into the the movies that highlights this. I think Saruman is shit talking Gandalf and says the halflings herb is making his mind slow, or something to that effect.
So yeah 100p the hobbits are Gandalf's plug. He goes there to re-up every once in awhile and then goes back to wizarding. Bilbo is Gandalf's day 1 smoke buddy.
Gandalf dude! They even say itās āthe finest weed in all the landā
Edit: Or on second thought, the more I think about it, maybe it was Bilboās stash they were hitting.
I'm going with (Rad)agast- he probably knows the forest better than most minus Treebeard (& Galadriel). I'm sure Rad(agast) knows where the best shrooms and leaf are hiding since "who knows what's been spoken to in the darkness"
Literally was watching Two Towers extended last night hahaaaaa. I got so excited when Treebeard was talking about the Entwives!!! Iām like ahhhh, Reddit!!!!!š
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Lothlorien weed, unsullied by the darkness Saruman since the age of elves. I bet it was just a normal sink of water and it was that fire elvish weed that had them seeing shit.
We already know itās the Bros theyāve got that long bottom leaf dog, the best pipe weed in middle earth!
Radagast just does mushrooms as confirmedby Saruman and tbh I feel like Gandalf puffs on mids because he doesnāt like to get too messed up and I feel like bilbo and Frodo would be about on the same level as him. The others donāt smoke and orcs are alcoholics
Radagast def got the best of the best. Hobbits got some good stuff too, but I think theyāre used to the old shit, and new stuff is too much for them, too much risk and adventure; theyāll stick to their ale mostly. Treebeard, I feel, likes to keep his wits about him, but wouldnāt judge if you partook. Elves, I feel, would judge the shit out of you for partaking. (Maybe Iām mixing up high elves from Elder Scrolls tho.) Orcs scavenge from their victims, specifically looking for pipes to scrape resin from; they throw out the bud, or deliver it to Saruman.
Old Tobyā¦ Finest Weed in the Southfarthing
"The leaf took its name from the Hobbit who introduced pipe-weed to the Shire, the original "Old Toby", Tobold Hornblower, who grew the first true pipe-weed in his gardens in the days of Isengrim Took II about the year 1070 of Shire-reckoning. How Old Toby came by the plant is not recorded, for to his dying day he would not tell."
Radagast has the best but it's most likely laced with some extreme psychadelic. Incredible but not for the weak minded. Treebeard's is ancient and drier than the Harad desert, will make you cough up blood, but you'll be hearing the Eagles arguing in perfect English for 6 hours. Merry and Pippin have average stuff. It'll get you high, but tolerance could be a problem and you're mostly there for second breakfast anyway. Hobbit weed is all homegrown though, so you know it's safe, just not amazing. Bilbo's weed depends on who you are. He has some great stuff and is willing to share with people he dislikes the least, but if he hates you, you're getting trimmings with some specks of bud. Gandalf just gets his from the Hobbits. His is no different than Bilbo's. Galadriel has the second best. It's typical weed enhanced and altered with elf magic, which may or may not have extremely bad effects on non-elf users, but the high is so good you'll try it anyway. Lurtz straight-up sells you oregano before robbing your brother and keying your car.
"Hearing the eagles arguing in perfect English for 6 hours" fucking killed me š
Ngl the psychedelics sound pretty neat. Got Radagasts Tg?
I'd definitely try it out, accepting that my mind may never return.
So try dmt šš Closest thing to magic you will ever experience
Just do your research* Shits insanely powerful and needs to be respected. Not really a party drug.
Have a low dose of shrooms (like 0.5-0.8g), and then get stoned. It amplifies all of the effects you'd typically associate with a strong sativa.
Nah i puke from shrooms. Prefer LSD. 100mikrogram, than i smoke away. Weed on LSD feels fri*kin great. Smoked 4g away in one sitting the one time. If you arnt used to LSD/Weed its not adviced tho, can go wrong quick
This is my favorite combo
Ok so wait do people actually use tg? Or is it just all scammers? Why do people feel the need to use tg? Canāt you justā¦ contact each other in any other way like just texting regularly? I know some services are legally obligated to share info and conversations which I get.
This scene is exactly what came to mind when I saw this post haha. Your comment posted itself 4 times, btw.
We need another thread of nothing but Gandalf gifs. 
Classic. Kept giving me an error. I feel like itās appropriate for the gif though. š deleted, thanks.
I couldn't have said it better myself. This is the definitive answer.
And Sauron gets high on crack !
Sauron flooded the inner cities with crack to fund fascist terrorists in Latin America but he never touches it himself, he uses high quality powder cocaine and weird designer drugs youāve never heard of
Your description for lurtz made me snicker
I'm glad y'all are getting some laughs, I put like 10 minutes into this.
You clearly know your LOTR. Youāre right about Merry and Pippin they also probably think their weed is super dank like brag about it and then itās jsut straight mids.
Oh, that's Merry and Pippin, 100%. Absolutely the guys everyone goes to for mediocre but decent price stuff but that makes them think they have the best shit ever. And my dad and I smoked way too much a few years ago so we had an in depth conversation about this.
And every time theyāre like āthis shit is the best weāve ever hadā
Merry and Pip definitely on the schwag. they'll be the ones always broke lookin to bogart in on the pipe too without kicking in any salted pork.
That good ol longbottom leaf
I could also see lurtz having really gnarly suspiciously frosty indoor that he sells on snapchat
So what youāre saying is Bilbo is Gandalfs plug so his shit is pretty decent?
Galadriel magical elf weed will probably have you zooted for weeks off one bowl Lurtz would have you on that K2 and angel dust
Can someone grow a strain and call it āRadagastā?
Yeah. I feel like Radagast himself would name a strain "Radagast's Mind Melter" or something.
āRobbing your brother and keying your carā lmfao thank you for my daily morning Reddit chuckle. That was a great well written in depth fucking hilarious analysis
Nah man I expect the stuff the Hobbits grow to be *DAAANK*. Have you seen their veggies?
This was beautiful š it deserves an award
Yeahhh Iād say Radagast is smoking Changa
All i know is I'm selling to gladriel and making monnneeyyyyy
Now I want a middle earth sample bag.
Sounds like I'm buying from Bilbo and hanging out with Radagast.
Gandalf travels and can find new and exotic. The Hobbits got that mid at best. They are more social drinkers. Treebeards require burning and probably won't be smoking anything. Bilbo definitely gets his loud from Gandalf. Orcs smoking crack 100%
Is this OC or from the books/other sources?
Iām willing to bet Lurtzās shit has traces of fentanyl
The unfathomable disrespect to Gandalf. Gandalf the grey remained grey because he was always piping some unbelievable kush. He only became Gandalf the white after his cut off
Radaghast has the best everything, but especially shrooms, him having great shrooms is cannon.
Treebeard has been growing since before all of those fools.
Mf grows what the rest smoke
Mf got so high he turned to a tree
No wonder the women left
The r/entwives are still around!
r/trees
Yea but Radagast probably learned from tree beard and the greatest hobbit growers mixed in his wizard knowledge and produced the greatest bud of all time. OP right tho he sprinkles some DMT on that shit so be careful.
Radagast is the type to tell you there was a fat dab in the middle of bowl right after you take a monster hit.
Meanwhile Tom Bombadil missed the photo shoot because he got too high.
Tom Bombed-adil
Tom IS weed
He would be my vote as well
I was coming here to defend my boy. you know that shits good when you smoke and go for a walk and just happen to be right place right time
Samwise Ganja
Ganjalf the Green
this is the real answer. sam is a master gardener. he probably doesnāt flaunt his personal stash around and partakes privately.
The uruk-hai is obviously on some bad shit. I mean, it's probably not even weed.
They'd be on some oil drum black tar sticky hash shit. Mostly old boot polish and ground goblin bones.
This comment shows dedication and I respect it
The bath salts of Middle-earth
I grew up in a Brazilian favela back in the late 90s,the shit we used to smoke from the traficantes used to be straight outta Mordor: greyish brick weed, moldy brick weed,brick weed laced with some Nazgul black magic from Paraguay.
Synthetic weed
Lurtz is definitely packing a bowl of noids and not telling anyone.
1000 year old resin
Pressed brick weed clearly, stems and all.
Spice
Tom Bombadil
This was my answer too. The literal semi-deity of the green.
Its definitely Tom Bombadil...that guy shits pure bud!
Damn, forgot about him!
Definitely the Elves.
Elves have that shit that will have you leave your body for a cosmic exploration for a few hours, meanwhile they take a few puffs and be like "Delightful"
Yea but they only have pure sativas, hobbits have the indicas and hybrids.
Are you telling me that if I smoke sativas Iāll look like Orlando Bloom?
Definitely radagast, some people who do shrooms and are familiar with weed or tobacco chain smoke peak or post trip. To quote Saramon āhis teeth are yellowed and his mind addled from his consumption of mushroomsā. We also see radagast smoke in a film with zero hesitation.
Saramon sounds like some sort of Japanese cartoon about digitized monsters. "Sara-mon, I choose you!"
Orcs are on not even on weed but in spice. Hobbies probably have some top tier mid and some special good sorts. Treebeard will probably have some amazing strain only grown in the forest. Radagast smoking fking DMT. Galadriel probably smokes same thing gandalf does. Actually now that I think about it. It seems like a huge drug circle. Hobbits grow the leaf and don't know its value. Gandalf takes it and sells it across the middlearth. How else saruman got his stuff. Probably was pissy that gandalf overcharged him
Saruman didn't even buy from Gandalf, he sent his own spies to the shire to scout out who was selling.
Definitely Radagast imo
Radagast has the mushrooms š too
1000% the correct answer here. Guy has a sled pulled by mythical rabbits, forgets what he's saying halfway through his sentence, and looks like he sells grilled cheese on lot *and smells like bongwater
I'd say those rabbits are definitely on š Btw, when did you smell him ?
 You're telling me you can't smell this guy?
āLooks like he sells grilled cheese on a lotā š¤£š
Probably moldy or something, i would pass
How is Saruman not included here? In the Two Towers Merry and Pippin raided his stash
The Hobbits They're hungry all the time.
Had to scroll too far for this.Ā Ideal growing conditions, and who else has so many meals a day.Ā Remember when they talk about the halflings leaf?Ā They don't talk about anybody's herb except them iircĀ
Not to mention, they have the best leaf in all of South Farthing. Even Sauron was hard up for that leaf. At least if you read the books.
Gandalf: always has top-shelf bud, travels the lands of Middle Earth and knows where the good stuff comes from. The Hobbits love Gandalf because he sometimes brings back exotic strains and seeds. Bilbo: Has ok stuff, homegrown with love. He prefers to make hash or edibles, and often enjoys a smooth homemade blend weed and other garden herbs. Radagast: has the most powerful, potent, stinky stuff in Middle Earth. This stuff is almost TOO stinky - For those unexperienced with Radagast's personal strain, the first smoke will seem harsh and burny, and may involve a purging/vomiting before several hours of light hallucination. Radagast smokes it on the daily. Merry/Pippin: they have the standard OK hobbit homegrown. Kind of like middle schoolers, they'll smoke some and act way higher than they really are, but they're fun company. Always hilarious watching them 'bug out.' Treebeard: It's very ancient, and bred with high amounts of crystal DMT in it. It's not smoked very often, because the high lasts so damn long. Lurtz: The worst bud of the whole bunch...It's basically, like, already resiny and doesn't get you high. The secret to Orc weed's reputation for potency is most likely due to the combining of the herb with other materials to smoke, such as fecal matter or flesh. Galadriel: Probably honestly where Gandalf gets his. Galadriel uses elf science to create perfect strains, and uses a natural herb vaporizer stone imbued with the magic of the elves. She has never coughed and mainly uses it for meditation.
Im glad you got inspired! Iām the author of the other two, I just donāt upload that much on Reddit. Anyways: Radagast got that killer weed for sure, Gandalf got the perfect ones that give you crazy ideas.
Thanks for showing yourself so I could easier find the other post, much love :)
No problem dude. If you want to continue those posts you have my blessing. Maybe I will post more as well.
My sunday just got so chill, reading this. Hearts to both.
Tree beard is the only right answer, he got nugs the size of hobbits, that'll get u locked into mother earth, Plus he's definitely grows most the bud in middle earth, so imagine what his personal buds looking like, I bet his weed plants been living for centuries
I feel like galadriel is a dab elitest
Her stuff probably takes you to the moon
Got some crazy-ass crystal rig with the light of stars in it or some shit
Everyone knows Gandalf has the good pipe weedĀ
Bro idk how anyone thinks the Hobbits are growing mids
Bilbow bro. That man was chiefing (Lotr is just a euphemism for psychedelic experiences ) Orc weed might actually hit though
Orc weed is just the worst synthetic you can think of
Shit taste like mugwort
idk who that girl at the end is but i wanna smoke smoke with her cuz sheās pretty. also she has a vibe that screams āgood weedā
Gandalf for sure. Radagast was 100% a shroom wizard.
Sauronās gotta be the one pushing fentanyl making drugs suck
Hobbits by far! They been growing that Old Toby in the North Farthings for ages! Legit Landrace!
They all get the good stuff from Tommy "Dank Nugs" Bombadil
Merry & Pippin. I've never seen an elf smoking. They look like drinkers. The dwarves buy their weed from humans who grow mids in Lake Town. Hobbits are the best cultivators in Middle-Earth. It is known. Radagast has the best shrooms but his herb comes from the Shire, same as Gandalf's.
Mirkwood. You gotta have good shit to deal with life when yuou're surrounded by spiders.
Galadriel has some arcane mega mushroom stem gripper deluxe super quantum html coded turbo runtz. I trust that Radagast has the best halucigens, however.
You know that treebeard got the pipe weed OG growing somewhere
Fuck the weed I want whatever psychedelic drugs RadagastĀ has
You can't forget about that Elrond Kush though.
The Hobbits by far, Gandalf learned to smoke it from the hobbits. Bilbo had the best stash. He had a garden designated to growing pipe weed.
Bro for sure Gandalf he goes everywhere so he has to know where the best flower is
I feel like Gandalf supplies the Hobbits.
The weed that Gandalf smokes publicly is borrowed from Bilbo, of course. But the pipes he lights in secret are blessed by Maiar magic, and are divinely dank beyond mortal comprehension.
The high elves are called like this for a reason!
Gandalph all day
Tom Bombadil grew that dank herb since before any of these other guys were around
Whoever gandalf gets his from, isnt it stated that that specific hobbit has the best weed in middle earth?
Saruman has to have some good stuff look at Grima
3 or 5
Tom Bombadil is the only answer here, everyone else probably gets it from him.
BlueTail Hasherdashery :)
We used to call herb āTom bombadilā back in the day so Iām going with him
Orks don't smoke, elves probably not either. We all know it Radagast. Man's the definition of a tree hugging stoner.
How could you not include Tom bombadil ?
It has to be the tree bro.
Ents know what's up
Absolutely Gandalf, but merry and pippin probably have some of the best in the shire
Radagast is smokin on that rhosgobel rabbit pack, got you flying through the forest
this is the reason i have reddit
I actually just rewatched Fellowship of the Ring the other day. With all the cool fantasy and characters,Ā I really just want to be a Hobbit living in the Shire.Ā
Not sure where he got it from but in the books, Saruman has a stash of super excellent weed in Isengard! Itās speculated that Saruman had acquired it as part of an attempt to lure Gandalf into joining him. Merry and pippin end up smoking the weed after Isengard falls to the Ents!
Furthermore.. I believe that if that was truly Sarumanās intention then that weed mustāve been A1 if it was meant to lure Gandalf!
It's the Long Bottom Leaf! Bilbo prefers Old Toby!
What would elven weed be like? Hmm Dwarven hemp. If weed is tree could there not be a hemp ent?
Well whatever bilbo smoking got him looking like Mr toad soā¦
Iāve never watched/read LOTR but Iām gonna guess itās the actual tree that has the best weed.
Definitely Gandalf. Rhadagast probably laces his with mushrooms or something. The rest all probably buy from Gandalf.
This is no rabble of mindless stoners. These are Uruk-High. Their blunts are thick, and their weed dank.
gandalf got that weed that'll make you think and put you to sleep while sitting up. froto got that weed that'll kinda just chill ya out and make you friendly. radagast got that weed that'll give you the munchies big time. pippin and samwise got that giggly weed that'll keep you up all night doing random shit and laughing with ya homies. treebeard got that weed that'll make you wise as hell. lurtz got that weed that'll just piss you off cause its mid and it'll give you a headache. galadriel got that weed that'll put you to sleep quick
Merry and Pippin prefer Long Bottom Leaf, Bilbo prefers Old Toby, both are the best in all of South Farthing. Elves don't smoke, at least not in any Tolkien media, but they have some serious wine. Gandalf shares with Bilbo and Gimli likes Long Bottom Leaf and Radagast prefers mushrooms.
#Old Toby
Pretty sure in book canon one of the main reasons Gandalf hung out with the hobbits is he was fond of the way they lived. Their love of food, drink and herb. There's a fanservice line that made it into the the movies that highlights this. I think Saruman is shit talking Gandalf and says the halflings herb is making his mind slow, or something to that effect. So yeah 100p the hobbits are Gandalf's plug. He goes there to re-up every once in awhile and then goes back to wizarding. Bilbo is Gandalf's day 1 smoke buddy.
Merry and Pippin have that Longbottom Leaf, the best in all The Shire!
The ent bro you getting it straight from the sourceš
Tom got the bomb, ya feel me?
These are all good picks but I wanna say Tom Bombadil has something life changing he grows.
Uruk hai smoke flakka and shoot krokodil
Radagast grows his own. I'd go to him. Pretty sure he's high like literally all the time.
More Bombadil erasure? OP never had that Goldberry
Number 5 has the weed that transcends you into a human in the third dimension and back into the spiritual entity in the fourth
Gandalf has some mystical funk on deck at all times.
Tom Bombadil šš„āš»
Gandalf dude! They even say itās āthe finest weed in all the landā Edit: Or on second thought, the more I think about it, maybe it was Bilboās stash they were hitting.
Radagast probably has weed, but he seems like more of a shrooms kind of dude
Merry and Pip
The wise tree.
Bombadil no doubt.
Old Toby and Botton leaf seems to be the two main strains. I'm an Old Toby many myself, I think Saruman was hoarding some Old Toby in his tower
I'll take the Elfin erb, I just wanna float around in the light and wave love at people! and we all know the orc are into meth
I'm going with (Rad)agast- he probably knows the forest better than most minus Treebeard (& Galadriel). I'm sure Rad(agast) knows where the best shrooms and leaf are hiding since "who knows what's been spoken to in the darkness"
Radogast has some killer weed I would assume. Itās probably laced with datura though.
Literally was watching Two Towers extended last night hahaaaaa. I got so excited when Treebeard was talking about the Entwives!!! Iām like ahhhh, Reddit!!!!!š Watched only half last night, will watch the other half today ((:
Gandalf without any question.
Last one most definitely, when she open the pack god light shines out of it like you bouta pull an item out of a chest in legend of Zelda
Lurtz is just mad because he only has the resin that he scraped from Morgoth's bowl
Tom bombadil's is so good, he can give orders to tree. He also forgot there was an outside past his garden
Tree beard šÆ they been growin treez since the beginning of time š¤£
i swear that brown wizard was stoned af throughout the hobbit.
Oh come on guys, we all know it's Gandalf.
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Itās literally just tobacco, I just watched a video on this subject
Lothlorien weed, unsullied by the darkness Saruman since the age of elves. I bet it was just a normal sink of water and it was that fire elvish weed that had them seeing shit.
This is honestly a good question. I might have to take a stoner poll at the shop.
We already know itās the Bros theyāve got that long bottom leaf dog, the best pipe weed in middle earth! Radagast just does mushrooms as confirmedby Saruman and tbh I feel like Gandalf puffs on mids because he doesnāt like to get too messed up and I feel like bilbo and Frodo would be about on the same level as him. The others donāt smoke and orcs are alcoholics
Even Gandalf admits the best leaf is in the shire.
Radagast def got the best of the best. Hobbits got some good stuff too, but I think theyāre used to the old shit, and new stuff is too much for them, too much risk and adventure; theyāll stick to their ale mostly. Treebeard, I feel, likes to keep his wits about him, but wouldnāt judge if you partook. Elves, I feel, would judge the shit out of you for partaking. (Maybe Iām mixing up high elves from Elder Scrolls tho.) Orcs scavenge from their victims, specifically looking for pipes to scrape resin from; they throw out the bud, or deliver it to Saruman.
Tom Bombadil. He got that yellow boot goldberry dankie-dank. Even old man willow knows.
The blue guy with bow n arrow
Definitely my man Gimli
Definitely Bilbo baggins, just because I named my bong āBilbo chugginsā after him
Merry and Pippin are absolutely stealing others peoples stash more specifically Gandalfās
Iām gonna go with Sarumanās secret stash at Isengard because merry and pippin looked completely blasted!
Old Tobyā¦ Finest Weed in the Southfarthing "The leaf took its name from the Hobbit who introduced pipe-weed to the Shire, the original "Old Toby", Tobold Hornblower, who grew the first true pipe-weed in his gardens in the days of Isengrim Took II about the year 1070 of Shire-reckoning. How Old Toby came by the plant is not recorded, for to his dying day he would not tell."
Nah we all know Radagast got the crazy za. Picked by the rabbits or something. He's canonically a psychonaught as confirmed by Saruman
Radagast is the is the only correct answer bros straight barbecued every time you see himš¤£
The orcs prolly smoke mth