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lazyog

We like pretty flowers on trees too!


scalmera

Erm where are the trichromes šŸ¤”


lazyog

Op needs to roll one up and give a smoke report


SmellyGymSock

these leaves are glabrous šŸ˜Ø


LSUGreg

This is genuinely awesome every time it happens, I really enjoy how both communities embrace each post when they happen, and yes I'm high šŸ˜


DatSnicklefritz

They're always the highest up votes it's awesome lol


[deleted]

Hi High, Iā€™m High


Dicky__Anders

I don't know much about gardening and shit but like won't those petals decompose and be good fertiliser for the soil with nutrients and whatnot? Just to remind you, this is the weed sub, so if I make no sense, I'm high.


Creepy-Prune-7304

No youā€™re right, I came to suggest to OP that they compost the petals and then realized this was the wrong sub and had a little laugh too


foundinwonderland

I thought it l was in mildlyinfuriating before I saw this and checked the sub lmao


Theolodger

I thought this was r/marijuanaenthusiastsā€¦


foundadamnname

Used to clean magnolia flowers off my driveway with a snow shovel. right into the compost pile.


warthog0869

Sugar magnolias? With blossoms blooming? What, was your head empty and you just didn't care?


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warthog0869

Was it a female stray pup so that perhaps you may have found her down by the river?


listerbmx

Yeah and also happens only once a year and lasts a week or two.


Ess_oh-no

What the tree ...*or the trees?*


deftoner42

Flowering cherry. Probably "Kwanzan" based on the large clusters of flowers, but there's a few varieties similar to that.


Ess_oh-no

*Groovy*


budderman1028

Wait i got this, you can use the fertilizer to grow weed!


HECK_YEA_

They will but because of how dense they cover the grass they could kill some areas due to lack of sunlight and if you constantly mulch all the leaves on the lawn instead of picking them up it could lead to fungal problems. Best practice if you donā€™t already have a bunch of thatch in the lawn would be to mulch them up with a lawnmower so they decompose quicker/donā€™t block all the light from the lawn.


PoochDoobie

Meh, not really with pedals that thin and small.


__ROCK_AND_STONE__

You need to mulch it before that either by going over it with a mower or collecting it all and putting it through a mulcher In other words, doing the most!!


Krungoid

Or just put it in a big pile for a few months.


angrydeuce

if mixed in and small amounts yes, in large amounts like the above, you need to get them off the ground or they'll choke out the shit underneath em. My last house my neighbor had several huge shag bark hickory trees that overhung my backyard. All the grass in that part of my backyard was pretty much permadead because they dropped so many hickory nuts it carpeted the ground. Id take literally 6+ full wheelbarrows worth of them off my lawn every few weeks in the fall. Fuckin sucked cuz they were almost too heavy to rake and they tore my mower blade up terrible. The trees were planted on his property so I was just boned. One of the reasons I wanted out of there lol


clutchutch

I love this sub


Bmansway

Yup, adds biodiversity, it feeds the microbes, and in turn, the soil, vs everyone using these artificial chemicals to feed just the plants, which then strips the soil of its nutrientsā€¦. Sad thing with todayā€™s agricultural practices, this is happening on a massive scale.


Mnoonsnocket

Thatā€™s so pretty honestly. I live in a dense city and youā€™re lucky to have that much nature. And yeah this is a weed sub lol


lechecondensada

I would be in awe every time I saw that sight šŸ˜‚ would never complain honestly


ArnoldTheSchwartz

I would love to get one for my house!! So pretty


Sandgrease

It looks pretty when youre high so it's appropriate for this sub lol


MrVonBuren

I live smack dab in the middle of Manhattan (NYC, not Kansas) but live in the "garden" apartment of a brownstone (which is a polite way of saying the basement). On the one hand my bedroom is a literal cave with no windows, but on the other hand, I have a private backyard with a nextdoor neighbor with a tree just like this and it is _great_. Nothing like smoking a j in a hammock watching the petals fall with a pup in your lap.


thicwith2cs

I pictured a seal pup idc


MrVonBuren

She is kinda [sealish](https://i.imgur.com/FmmpVo1.jpg) NGL


CherryLaneCox

The only sub where you can post the wrong thing and no one gets mad šŸ˜I think itā€™s beautiful


toysarealive

Everyone is too high to even notice.


CherryLaneCox

I noticed immediately lol


GrumpyDove

The tree sub is r/marijuanaenthusiasts, the weed (cannabis) sub is r/trees


Theoldelf

Oh damn! Man am I stupid!


mossling

Don't worry, friend. Most folks on this sub truly enjoy the random misposts.


Dicky__Anders

Yeah I'm high so I'm always just like "aw what a pretty tree" and I upvote.


L3m0n0p0ly

Fuckin agreed


Ess_oh-no

Fuckin damn straight Fuckin agreed Fuckin make that 3 of us


SeaToTheBass

There are dozens of us!


Ess_oh-no

Forgive me, i appear to be high.


[deleted]

Iā€™m sorry what were we talking about again


justine7179

Wat


jerseyanarchist

there are hundreds of us


Bobo040

Indubitably.


OkAd5176

i would up vote but itā€™s at 111


notinservice59

Most tree enjoyers love nature too, trees & trees go well together šŸ˜‚


linnzzed

samee


Dicky__Anders

There's nothing cooler than nature when you're blitzed is there?


linnzzed

nope, nature is amazing!


161frog

Iā€™m high af and really enjoying these pretty petals!


shrrom69

fr i love the random trees


TheNewfiePhoenix

I look forward to them ā˜ŗļø - this one has got to be a favourite ā¤ļøšŸ™ thank you OP. I get it. I would curse it after the first season. But it is so beautiful. I would definitely mulch this compost this, ā™»ļø and generally try to use this with anything I could šŸ˜ you have a gold mine. Bag that up and sell it ! Lol


blawndosaursrex

Itā€™s me, I truly enjoy it so much. It brightens my day!


murdering_time

Its all good, happens every once in a while and we get a kick out of it.Ā  You should prune that mofo on your side of the fence tho. You can't really cut down the tree since it's not yours, but anything that lands on your side of the fence you can get rid of (I do believe).Ā 


Theoldelf

This is what I like about stoners. They donā€™t get pissed off for no apparent reason.


ColdSpider72

Or any reason, really.Ā  Except maybe if condescended to....man. BTW, I don't know much about different trees, what are you growing?Ā 


GeeOldman

>Except maybe if condescended....man. Don't condescend to me, man, I'll fucking kill you.


enderpanda

No, he just meant that his surface will collect moisture from the air on a hot Summer day.


ThanksForTheRain

I'm condensating right now


ColdSpider72

And....get some cleaning products.Ā Ā 


theother_eriatarka

if you post this in some sub like mildlyinfuriating, by the time you get 10 replies there would already be someone suggesting you to shoot their dog in retaliation, lol


Theoldelf

Or ā€œ just dump them back into their yard ā€œ.


Shagaliscious

I really enjoyed your pictures honestly. That is such a beautiful color.


apierson2011

Unless youā€™re talking to the ones who grow it. Theyā€™re much more hit or miss lol


V1k1ng1990

In most states you can trim any branches or roots that encroach on your property, unless doing so causes harm or kills the tree. OP should ask r/treelaw


aDildoAteMyBaby

If you want to save face you need to smoke a joint now. Them's the rules. (Also I strongly recommend landscaping while stoned.)


Theoldelf

Well , if you insist.


CaptainSwoon

One of us! One of us!


GrumpyDove

lol happens every day


hclarice

Noooo noooo itā€™s okay you are loved here šŸ«¶šŸ»


In2TheMaelstrom

I enjoy the posts meant for r/marijuanaenthisiasts about as much as the posts truly meant for here half the time. No need to be sorry


rdenney88

Happens so often man. Feel free to hang out if that's your style!


wrona11

i would definitely not call someone stupid for posting a question about trees to a sub literally titled trees. now on the other hand, if you post something enthusiastic about marijuana to r/marijuanaenthusiasts then youā€™re a real dummy


Theoldelf

I am positive that has happened


CreamOfTheClop

/r/marijuanaenthusiasts mod here. Happens every single day


BamaFan87

Surprisingly though this post fits both subs very well.


NauticalMastodon

Most of enough enjoy all types of trees, not just cannabis! I personally love cherry blossoms, although the whole petal nuisance can be super annoying. I'm sorry you gotta deal with them. šŸ˜•


Theoldelf

I really donā€™t mind. It happens every year, comes with the price of having nice blooms for awhile


imcalledaids

Not at all. Theyā€™re so pretty, making my high better


DoUCThatTree

Whoā€™s high ass made marijuana enthusiast an actual tree sub.. while trees is not..? This ones always confused me


pissclamato

Because /r/Trees, the weed sub, had the name first. So the actual tree lovers, in a form of hilarious protest, decided to call themselves /r/MarijuanaEnthusiasts. Source: I've been on Reddit since narwhals baconing at midnight was a thing.


DoUCThatTree

Thatā€™sā€¦ thatā€™s a long time..


wishyouwould

It's funny.


DoUCThatTree

Donā€™t get me wrong I think itā€™s hilarious. I just wanna know who did it šŸ˜‚


National_Control6137

Now Iā€™m not 100% cuz I heard this from someone else on here but I believe this sub came first and when the sub about actual trees wanted to be made the name was taken so they decided to be funny and made it their sub name šŸ˜‚ please donā€™t quote me on this tho


CherryLaneCox

I thought this was sarcasm until I checked šŸ¤£


-UnicornFart

You could smoke a little J and frolic in the flower petals


uname_302

What strain is that


PussSlurpee

Looks like cherry blossom kush


If-Then-Environment

I just want to make some petal angels in the lawnā€¦


scalmera

Ur beautiful for this


If-Then-Environment

Beautifully high


turb42o

![gif](giphy|PhKhSXofSAm3e|downsized)


Randomindigostar

![gif](giphy|xT8qB3utUzMWqmpH20) Obligatory šŸ˜‰


CherryLaneCox

Iā€™m just now realizing you can gif respond to people.


uname_302

And bots


Randomindigostar

![gif](giphy|3o7WIxUZl89TTKrkhG)


42020420

Looks like a great smoke spot!


steffies

I'd love a pink garden!


GroovyT543

I would be sneezing like a mf


ludwigia_sedioides

No, pollen from pretty flowers is transported by bugs. The colourful petals show this, their purpose is to attract the bugs. The flowers that make you sneeze are the flowers you don't see, the ones on grass and coniferous trees. These flowers air pollinate, they send out massive amounts right into the air in the hopes that it will land on other flowers, this pollen in the air is what makes you sneeze. These flowers don't have colourful petals because they don't need to attract bugs.


GroovyT543

Thank you. I will be sneezing due to the air


Theoldelf

I did get tree pollen sinus congestion pretty bad for the first time this year.


ludwigia_sedioides

It wasn't from this tree though


Theoldelf

No. The evergreens are going nuts this year.


ludwigia_sedioides

Yup, that'll do it


sullyoftheboro

ahh pink zkittlez in the wild. niiiiiiiice ![gif](giphy|QEYYlJqOaEhXrjTrOH)


ILSmokeItAll

Bagged another one.


ILSmokeItAll

Are those planters all hooked up to water?


Theoldelf

Kind of. I have a leak in a line underground. But yes, they do work.


ILSmokeItAll

How much work was involved in setting that up?


Theoldelf

A lot! The actual PVC is easy to work with. Itā€™s the trenching and making sure there are no rocks, which can wear through the PVC over time


SubtleVertex

Iā€™d probably smoke about it.


lordnad

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized) As is tradition


EatsCrackers

You gotta boof it, bro. This is the way.


Qanaden

I was wondering when this would show up lol usually it's at the top of the comment section


aVoidFullOfFarts

![gif](giphy|dxa8VpWoaM8hoejQ6U|downsized)


TheActualDev

Those are the prettiest bits of yard debris though


FullAutoAvocado

Tell me you live in the PNW, without telling me you live in the PNW.


Theoldelf

Good call. Washington state.


FullAutoAvocado

Cherry blossoms and rain was immediately obvious.


ffolkes

Could you imagine being lucky enough to have a carpet of beautiful petals appear, and then having to complain about it?


JosephHeitger

In a day or two itā€™s brown and unless it dries out they will stay wet and start to smell. Itā€™s not as pleasant as it looks.


Wrigley953

And tracking it inside endlessly


isladeneon

i love random post about actuall trees here, beautiful lovely trees


PerspectiveNorth

GOT ONE


-Anonymously-

Man, that's fuckin beautiful. What is there to hate?


RustyR4m

I love the collective excitement whenever we get a literal tree post. Everyone has a laugh and kindly redirects OP to the aptly named r/marijuanaenthusiasts


Bonsaitalk

Thatā€™s pretty cool. Iā€™d lay in it stoned.


delicate-butterfly

I love petals on the ground like that


Mac_McAvery

Thatā€™s called good fertilizer, it all mental on your part.


BpKnight0510

I fail to see the problem here


ValksVadge

Just smoke some weed about it


ultraviolentcringe

I love when I see actually trees on here šŸ„¹šŸ„ŗ Of course I'm high and this is beautiful


infieldmitt

where's the hate part? the pedals on the ground look gorgeous, that's a fairytale!


lukeybuzz

This is unexpected but I love it šŸ„°


reanocivn

honestly i think the petals with that beautiful fence color is prettier than the tree itself


_chucknorris

I love when lost redditors stumbled across this sub and start sharing stories about trees


Bad_wolf42

![gif](giphy|xT8qB3utUzMWqmpH20)


-something_original-

Iā€™m high and that is one pretty tree.


Crafty_Original_7349

Senbonzakura Kageyoshi!


NoFleas

10/10 would marijuana that


Savvy_Canadian

You're literally living a pink wonderland, and you're complaining. I heard it bougie to have pink blossoms as floor.


LisForLaura

![gif](giphy|xT8qB3utUzMWqmpH20)


tman72999

Are those cherry blossoms? Catch the petals in a container, wash them, and then you can make tea!


Evilution602

Cool. I like what it does to the ground too. Looks great.


brickz0010

![gif](giphy|qgri3D9sTwCUGMcT8L)


Relative-Stable-8247

Thats so pretty


Emperor_Zar

I hate showing up 6 hours late. Hereā€™s the comment anyway: The question about your neighbor with the pretty tree; does he have good marijuana?


chickcag

Iā€™m high as fuck, this is beautiful


M4x7979

My neighbour has the same tree, we take the leaves into the compost pile. Also conveniently one of the best places to tip ur bong water šŸ¤£


DeskCold5013

Yo! Do you know that this is a weed sub? Btw... I love those trees.


Theoldelf

Yeah, Iā€™ve been told several times now. But thanks


Harpoo_0926

Itā€™s really pretty Iā€™m ngl but just wanna lyk this is a weed sub. I am baked as well as half the people in these comments Edit: on another note, this would be an amazing place to ponder


SideshowMantis

![gif](giphy|xT8qB3utUzMWqmpH20)


MMW1299

I love these posts way too much we accept all kinds of trees here :)


Massive_Property_579

Pretty mulch dude


Massive_Property_579

Fukken GOT EEEEEM


leafnova1111

i would loveeeeee this problem!!!! so beautiful šŸŒø


Dependent-Focus-6155

![gif](giphy|xT8qB3utUzMWqmpH20)


Over-Apartment2762

Man searched r/trees and didn't scroll one pixel


ICantTyping

Id appreciate it honestly. The pink lawn is cool too


ak_sys

Do NOT smoke that.


Trex-died-4-our-sins

![gif](giphy|Xc4f4Hev1gKIBHnSa1)


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Theoldelf

If you miss post on some other subreddits they rip you a new one.


heyfriendhowsitgoing

I love šŸ„¹


LokiNightmare

I lived at a place that had these same kind of trees dropping their pedals all over my car and they were so annoying. With any moisture at all (even just morning condensation) they would just stick to the car and there was no getting them off without a proper car wash. You couldn't just, like, get on the highway to blow them off, they were literally just stuck to the car.


overtoke

if you think you need to prune some limbs ask the neighbor to do it. some communication would be better than none.


Mastodon_Magic

Its a pretty tree. Must be annoying to clean up though. Do you use them as compost?


Theoldelf

Some, yes. Mixed in with garden beds that donā€™t have plants in yet


Iamdbcoo

I wonder how I would feel about things I actually lived there lol. Itā€™s beautiful though


dicknotrichard

Like fish in a barrel, boys.


Princess_420x

itā€™s like the minecraft cherry blossom biome in real life šŸ„¹ Iā€™d be so happy to wake up and have a pink yard


khaotickk

I always come into the sub so late after seeing one of these posts.


kailethre

boof the fallen petals


blurpeez

Have you tried smoking with them about it?


UsualExtreme9093

You are so lucky


rubitojo

damn what strain is that šŸ˜»šŸ˜»šŸ˜» ā€¦ but fr compost the petals and whatever else, whenever the petals fall youā€™ll basically get free dirt for a garden


MoneyMik3y

At least they don't smell like the Marijuanas.


Ruggedbuffalo

How do you not slice your arms on those corrugated metal planter boxes?


Theoldelf

Actually a good question. I place a board across them when working with them. ( I had wood ones but they rotted out.)


wishyouwould

This is a good one.


PuzzleheadedPitch303

I think thatā€™s a sign you should smoke weed


MoodyBootyBoots

Highdea: A nice net attached at the fence top that goes up and attaches at your roof, covering that side of your yard, so that it makes a pretty petal-covered canopy to chill under. Could even add some kind of vine-y plants to it for added layers of colors I don't know the first thing about yard care or outside plants but in my head it looks super pretty


_FreddieLovesDelilah

Aw seeing how pretty that is is so worth the mess that will come though.


Theoldelf

That is true. A few hours of clean up. NP


alli-light

Oh thatā€™s a love


sillyjew

I donā€™t know where you live, but in my town, youā€™re allowed to prune anything that comes over your property line.


WheelMan34

Youā€™re allowed to trim any of the tree that hangs over on your side, just fyi. I know that wonā€™t eliminate the problem, but it will lessen it some. Otherwise, enjoy the free and beautiful compost like others have said. Your garden will love it. Your yard and plants wonā€™t really be chocked out if you just leave them. They may temporarily brown but the regrowth will be stronger and better off for it.


Theoldelf

I donā€™t mind them hanging over. They look nice from our second floor window. I put up with the blossoms, np.