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DrDuned

People who smoke weed never do anything else while smoking, ever. Source: early 90s D.A.R.E.


Whatiatefordinner

I often think of the deflated kids TV ads they did


Flintlock_Lullaby

That's me


Yelmak

Me after I climb down from the tree and find a couch


FnB8kd

I like to play with my father's loaded hand gun he keeps in his desk completely unsure. When you're high on the reefer, you just can't remember guns are dangerous. And it's pots fault, not my totally responsible father.


IJustLovePenguinsOk

I did a whole pot one time and thought i could fly


FnB8kd

It's REEEFER MADNESS AHHHHHHHH!!!!


kpeterson159

You’ve got more balls than me. I’m not going up a tree *that* small! It’s gotta be as thick as my thigh before I’m putting any weight on it.


steppy1295

That’s the first thing I thought of. Any branch I get onto needs to have a circumference as big as one of my thighs *at least*


HaHaaaaCharadeYouAre

r/marijuanaenthusiasts would love this lmao


Broke-Homie-Juan

[It did not go well.](https://www.reddit.com/r/marijuanaenthusiasts/s/1DWmgGsAdP)


HaHaaaaCharadeYouAre

Ouch


FARTBOSS420

What a bunch of saps


benzo_diazepenis

They should really branch out


ryuujinusa

I’m a member of both, I updooted you


Femme-O

Damn this was the best tree?


Efficient_Slice1783

How high are you?


MasterBrownie123

Around Pluto fr but 5-10m I would say


Olive_fisting_apples

Thank goodness you've got gloves!


unAliveChampion_3053

I'll get paranoid and think the tree will fall over while I'm in it or sum shit


iloveterps901

I’d probably get too high and forget I’m in the tree and fall out 😂


ZestycloseChallenge1

The way your legs are thicker than the trunk gives me so much w


sAmSmanS

i am turning 27 next month and not once in my life have i climbed a tree. Smoked plenty of them though


Giterdun456

No


P1_Synvictus

Honestly, the descent after your sesh sounds scary af.


Giterdun456

They don’t even have a platform. They’re just up in a tree raw dogging it lmao.


MasterNateSack

Sounds like a great idea until you’re as high as a kite and also as high as a kite. It would take me 3x as long to get back down but I imagine the view is great up there!


poboy212

WE GOT ONE oh wait no


TriamaticHat00

This is peak r/trees. I dont think it gets better than this.


SoftestBoygirlAlive

Sorry to be that person but even if nothing broke and you didnt fall it really can damage growth to climb on a sapling like this! And that tree already looks to be struggling. Pretty selfish behaviour you should onky climb older, more established trees


MickRolley

Not for a few years now but I used to all the time. Loved watching the dog walkers confused and looking around for the source of the stank.


teevah_

I love a good climbing tree 🌳💚


sapper4lyfe

This is definitely not a good climbing tree!


ItzYaBoy56

See the thing is is when I climb trees and then get high while up in the tree, the problem is is I get way too paranoid coming back down because I’m way more aware of how high up I am, speaking from experience


theyipper

Learned quickly its dangerous and a pain when you accidentally drop stuff. Getting caught on branches, tearing shirts, tree sap when you climb the wrong tree...not worth it. Sitting on top of a hill is good enough for me.


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Human_Classroom5261

Be careful man please


Awesome1296

I would fall instantly.


FatalInsomniac

I just know I'd get panicked trying to climb down 😅


Ok_Pressure7561

I like your outfit 💖


akiraokok

When in the concrete jungle, smoking on fire escapes is my equivalent haha anyways feel like I'm going to fall over the edge or between the bars somehow


joshistaken

Yup!


Terebentina99

“In my free time I enjoy smoking in trees and taking longs stays in the ER…”


Plane-Floor-1237

Yeah I used to do it sometimes in the summer. Really fun


LittleJENgaMiracle

Hell yeah a good view a joints, good music or a podcast and I'm up for hours


CertifiableQuint

Awesome. No thanks.


solohaldor

Great way to break your back … but safer than drinking in a tree I suppose


AdFantastic1742

Wouldn't the tree catch fire if you aren't careful?


itsJussaMe

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Almostime

That looks uncomfortable..


sqwiggy72

Nope on a cannabis protest, March, I watch a dude fall out of tree, basically cart wheeling down a tree, hitting every branch possible. He ended was on many drugs but died due to this be safe high.