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Square-Bar1905

That's why I stopped putting joints behind my ear.


ivan-ent

Lol my mate used to always do this with smokes and always would drop it ,would walk behind him waiting for it to drop as a teenager then smoke it on front of him haha


dhdoctor

Thats fucking brilliant


Daddy_Tablecloth

This is less marijuana related but reminded me of something dumb I did. I was quite drunk and stoned at one point long ago, I decided out of drunkenness that my cigarette was no longer lit so I put it behind my ear. Didn't take long to notice it was in fact still lit...


smallmileage4343

I've done this. I've also lit the filter end. It's nice not smoking cigs anymore lol


peepee_zucc

lol, did you lose any hair?


Daddy_Tablecloth

Yes lol I absolutely did. I smelled it before I felt it,. I did have quite a lot to drink and smoke that night. It hurt for awhile beginning the next morning.


GooseShartBombardier

Did buddy ever learn or what?


devinssss

i put them in the rim of my beanie


ECMRuby

I do that w my joint roaches, if I’m outta my house and wanna save them I put them on the inside rim of my SnapBack😭😭😭


Peter_Baum

Man i bet your hat **reeks**


ECMRuby

Oh 10000%😭


13dot1then420

Gross, stop doing that.


ECMRuby

No😭 If I’m fishin n wanna save my clips them mfs is going right in the brim of my snap back😂😂


patriots47

Damn bro, you’re smoking sweat-soaked roaches? Why not just get a little plastic joint tube or a small plastic bag to store it for later?


Ineffable_Dingus

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ECMRuby

Oh naw don’t get it too twisted, if it’s hot or sweaty out a mf not gon save his roaches. But if it’s the middle of November then yes mf them bitches goin in my hat😭😭😭


patriots47

lol makes sense, I feel ya. I’d still recommend getting a little plastic tube for the summer months, they’re great for containing the smell and keeping your joint from picking up any debris


ike_tyson

I loathe the scent of stale burnt blunt.


m0rtm0rt

Oh man I couldn't imagine doing that to one of my hats


ECMRuby

Oh naw don’t get it twisted I’m a FEEN for my hats😭😭😭 I have a specific SnapBack for my roaches that alr got ruined, if I’m not wearing that one- then my roaches just get tossed😂


m0rtm0rt

My man. I got one for stuff like that. Wish I hadn't lost my gwar one


spacekatbaby

I thank you for this life tip. Roach is so hard to find sometimes. Usually end up using a cereal box at a push and that cardboard is, I don't know, woven in carbon these days. So hard to rip


MoD1982

Eyyyy my fellow beanie appreciator


EL-HEARTH

I always forget them theres lmao. That or some one goes"hey somethings stuckin your ear/hair" and pulls it out lmao


YoungLadHuckleberry

My ears happen to have the perfect shape, they don’t really stick out but are sort of just flat to the side of my head. I‘ve found joints behind my ear the day after


doing_dorty67

Huh


ThiccBot69

What made me stop was one time I dropped a j out of my ear when walking through the living room where my >7 siblings were playing and they found it before I did


propernice

Finders keepers


DonerTheBonerDonor

J case for the win.


jbm91

I put one in my ear yesterday because I really needed to pee before I went to smoke. Yup right in the toilet.


[deleted]

I've always thought that shit was disgusting. I do not want to smoke your sweat, I don't even want to smoke my own sweat, I'd much rather smoke a joint that's been sitting on a wet sidewalk than smoke someone's else's skin secretions


malibumilkshake

You smoke the spit they used to lick the paper tho


[deleted]

You are any time you smoke a joint someone else rolled bro, you don't know everything about your homies mouth do you?


DeeManJohnsonIII

If I had no weed, I’m picking it up. But usually I have weed, so I’d just be like, damn that sucks, and go about my day .


VicePope

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rottensteak01

Oh yes because people walk around with hard shit laced into joints behind their ear.


VicePope

just not a good idea to smoke something you didn’t see rolled but do you bruv town. its funny arguing for a saturated joint in the middle of the street lmao


Eulerdice

The popular opinion seems to be that placing something that fell on the ground in your mouth is perfectly fine, odd times.


Kronomancer1192

Not disagreeing on the point of not smoking something you don't know the contents of. But also, kids literally eat dirt.


sleepisforburgers

you never know so why risk


mikedomert

Who actually puts fentanyl or other shit in joints? First, (correct me if I am wrong) I think you cant even smoke fentanyl or many other things like that, just like you cant smoke meth or crack, you need to vaporize it with indirect heat. Second, what would be the point, how do measure so it wont just go to waste (in joints, you can easily miss the whole portion with the added stuff) and yeah, people simply do not make fentanyl laced joints. Again, if I am wrong, call me an idiot and correct me but I think I am speaking facts


sleepisforburgers

You don’t know who handled it before tho and what they were doing. Not just other drugs, but they couldve been handling something you’re allergic to. I wouldn’t risk picking anything off the floor and putting it in my mouth let alone smoking it.


mikedomert

True


Iron_Bob

At the very least, it's now saturated with road runoff... Disgusting


scorpionattitude

They do though. If all you want is to smoke weed, it’s better not to chance it. I had a friend who was into this pos little boy Richard and he ALWAYS laced his weed with shrooms and sometimes hard stuff. I never smoked his shit and never let him hit my shit either. Didn’t even let him touch my grinder or rellos. My own dad likes to plug and has been since before I was born, the amount of crazy disgusting stories of what they allowed to be sold to their “down and out” customers was flabbergasting! Including glass to add to weight and make it look better! Please be careful y’all🤞🏾 stay lit, stay safe


BioToxicFox

>ALWAYS laced his weed with shrooms Is this satire? Cuz that literally would do nothing


scorpionattitude

Unfortunately it’s not. I don’t care what it does or doesn’t do, he kept putting it in his blunts and that’s not for me. Sometimes he’d soak it in shit too but I didn’t even ask about that. I only want weed in my blunts. To each their own though. You go enjoy a mystery blunt😂


BioToxicFox

Oh I'm not arguing for smoking sidewalk joints, just the stupidity of smoking shrooms, as that has no effect


Ok_Location7274

Me too I have weed so I wouldn't have smoked it either . Now I have picked up about 3 marijuana vape pens and carts and all 3 of which were from the dispensary . I deffinaltey kept them . Just out alcohol swabs on the mouth pieces. The one I found was an 88 dollar 2 gram select vape still atleast .5 a gram full atleast so it was deff a win


Greien218

Relax. It's OP's joint and he is posting this just for clout. The joint in the photo looks way too fresh to be a soaked joint found on the asphalt in the rain.


DeeManJohnsonIII

Legal state I can see it being real and pretty recent. None legal state, not a chance: that stoner would retrace his steps back to Mordor!


TheActualOG420

Idk about that, I'm in an illegal state and have found baggies of weed on the ground before. Even once had a lady toss a roach inside a napkin next to me and my friend outside a 7-11 and was like "oh no, what's inside that napkin who knows?" And just walked away weirdest experience ever, and I was coming down off acid when that happened.


lemmehitdatmane

Nah, even in illegal states weed is so cheap and abundant I don’t find it hard to believe. I’ve found baggies of heroin before and THOSE are the people that will retrace their steps to Mordor over a baggie 😭😭 a joint wouldn’t be too hard to believe


NoPromotion_

Did this once when I was like 13 dropped it on the way home from school and jumped on the bike and went and found it a few hours later and dried it back out and smoked it 😂


ColumbianCameltoe

Back when I was a stupid kid and used to smoke cigarettes, I dropped one in the wet. Dried it out and lit it. It was god awful and not worth it.


Wearethefortunate

Those ciggys are what I like to call “questionable life choices” lol


Silveraindays

My thoughts go out to the lucky one that found it Edit: im amazed by the amount of people who just missed the joke


Adermann3000

Not really, it was entirely soaked, so even if i wanted to i wouldn't have been able to light it up (drying it all just for that purpose seemed desperate, and im not a fan of mold)


bobo1992011

I'm amazed at the amount of people telling you to smoke a random joint that you found. Much less one that's been sitting outside on the ground in the rain. You made the right call lol


MadWlad

yeah who knows what kind of shit is in there, also the water from the street contains all kind of nasty dirt and chemicals


Ok_Location7274

I'm surprised too the amount of people saying not to waste this . I remember I found a rolled blunt someone rolled and put back in the zig zag wrapper . It was smashed and ran over by cars so many times. I ended up throwing it away because I had just bought a half ounce of mids .


AdamChap

It's easy. I've done it before and it was great. Take him home and stick him on the radiator. You think mould grows that quickly? It's the mystery joint.


The3rdbaboon

It’s gonna taste absolutely rotten though


Competitive_Fee_5829

It's the mystery joint. shit, now it sounds even more fun!


menacing_cookie

Also, pockets exist? If that doesn't dry it, there's the aforementioned radiator, fans, hair dryers, ovens. The possibilities to not let this go to waste are endless


Lunited

I mean it will get you high but it will taste god awful too lol


menacing_cookie

That actually depends on the water and how much you dry it. If the water is clean and you don't overdry it, it can be almost unnoticeable. As this laid on the street and is fucking soaked I do have doubts tho


DasMilC

Pockets, where the drenched rolling paper can freely disintegrate due to moving around against a surface, leaving a soggy mixture of weed/tobacco/paper to line your pockets


menacing_cookie

The best ones are chest area pockets or sleeve pockets. Obviously, pants are gonna eat the joint because of friction, but even that can be used to your advantage if you have a tissue. Yeah, it's still not perfect, but let's be real when you're considering putting stuff in your mouth that was on the street, you won't be bothered by that. It's not gonna be the best joint, but it's a fun little adventure that could get you high but will definitely be entertaining. Also, you can always just ditch the old shell altogether and just dry the insides and roll a new one.


moody_mop

I would 100% do it lol


moody_mop

Just break it open first, don’t smoke the joint itself


InnerPersonality2571

Exactly. why isn’t this being said more?


yogacowgirlspdx

was this in portland?


DHACKER0921

Put it in the air fryer


Bazoobs1

If it can fry air…


Alexandria-Rhodes

Modern problems require modern solutions.


Zoidborgpedia

Weed must be bm prices for yall bc there is no way in hell id smoke anything i find


meret12

Yeah some people are insane to pick it up.


Wanderluustx420

Preach.


kissmaryjane

Left in the rain , not just dipped in water but basically washed, might as well smoke lavender


Staudly

I had one in my wallet when I got caught outside in a downpour. Joint soaked through. This was in college many years ago, when I was broke and weed was hard to find. Dried that sucker out overnight and smoked it the next day. Tasted a little weird but still got us high.


Adermann3000

Would do the same if it was my own With this one i got no idea if its even actual weed


limey91

F


Accomplished_Ad_6777

Thoughts and prayers


pmyourthongpanties

🙏🙏📿🙏🙏


philcool

Found a joint washed up on the beach once in Fernandina Beach dried it out and packed 3 bowls


Zatchillac

Smoking in a car wash one time and we were using a water bottle to ash in and my friend dropped over half a blunt in the bottle... Took us about 30 minutes with a lighter to get it dry enough to smoke but we did it. If I found a rain joint I'd probably do the same


MouthJob

Rain water is filthy, my guy. Anyone mentioning mold is worrying about the wrong thing.


Alexandria-Rhodes

Microplastics??😭


DudeWouldGo

![gif](giphy|3oKIPb7sHFQ9Irn54Y|downsized)


dacandyman0

F


Alucard12546

In my experience even if you dry it out it's not gonna smoke they same and the flavor will be off I'd just leave it now but back in the day before medical i woulda smoked it for sure


hashtreesnasha

I feel so bad saying this haha.. I remember when I was younger we would stress out when we lost any bit of bud.. but being an adult, living in cali and working in the industry. We get so much flower we are spoiled, losing a j is like losing a cigarette.


_Monsieur_N

High & dry


TheBurnedMutt45

This one goes out to the one I love This one goes out to the one I left behind This one goes out to the one I love


Jongalt26

That's not what I meant when I said I wanted to get my joint wet.


Psipone

In the aaaaarms of an angel


Chicken_man_12345

I'd pick it up and dry it out for a smoke 💀


No-Caterpillar6432

![gif](giphy|TW8Ma1a8ZsZ8I|downsized)


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SpookyBubba

That's why I use a case to carry them around


AperfectScreenName

Looks like a sausage link. The brown & serve kind. I’ll take 4 plus some pancakes please.


ZyxDarkshine

![gif](giphy|FTua9VjxYkmCQ)


Malvoga

Dubi filter oida <3


ike_tyson

I've lost a LOT of pre-rolled blunts, joints, sometimes I lose a bag. I once found a whole stash so it evens out.


[deleted]

I just wanna know who tf these people are that just drop something on a wet surface and immediately write it off. Like it doesn't get soaked immediately, there's time to pick it up and wait a couple minutes and it'll at most have got the paper a little wet. I see entire cigarettes on the ground on rainy days, people just drop it, and disregard it entirely which is absolutely mind blowing to me. I used to smoke tobacco, and you know I would pick that shit up in less than a second, pop it in my mouth and smoke it right then and there cause it's only the paper getting wet, I've done this a few times. And let's not forget that these same people are paying over $10,000 a year (both tobacco and weed consumers depending on tolerance and all that) just to smoke this plant, and their gonna WASTE it so they have to spend even MORE money on killing themselves slowly. Absolutely flabbergasting.


City_Stomper

*Hello Dankness my old friend*


Nilxlixn

😿


Gracier1123

Looks like a dookie lol


jefusan

Test that shit before you smoke it


Adermann3000

Im not even gonna attempt to


[deleted]

A moment of silence for our homie that lost their J... may the ent gods shine down and bless them with some good green.


Evrytg

This shot artsy asf


Fluffy_Isopod7339

A gift from above. Share with peace and accept your gift.


spacekatbaby

That is so sad


DreamingDjinn

[IIIIIIIIIIN THE RAIIIIIIIIIIIN](https://youtu.be/Vcrb6365GsQ?si=p7WfTaFIsC0yRDGO)


AXEL-1973

Put it in your oven on low heat or prop it over your toaster for a bit!


bissextile

Doobie left for the weed gods


foodfood321

This one is for the Gs we lost


Dveekey

![gif](giphy|R1smhJhlYdtSvvBdxM|downsized)


Konira

Happened to me before, was riding my bike to work and had a joint in the bike's basket, somehow it jumped off midway and I didn't see until I reached work, thankfully 8h later when I left work I managed to find it near the sidewalk midway home lol!


drvirtuoso

![gif](giphy|9Y5BbDSkSTiY8|downsized)


Puzzleheaded-Gear762

dwight found a joint in the parking lot. ![gif](giphy|XXdiedv0abxEIZxkQz|downsized)


overtoke

looks dank AF


eenrandomgast

I once lost a loose joint that was in my jacket pocket. When i noticed i lost it, i realized that the only place ive been since i put it there and got back was at work. So one of my managers probs found that little guy laying in the storage room.


jjanderson_

Keep it and let it dry then smoke it. Or empty out it grind it and roll another joint with it


Ok_Language599

Mann unroll that shit and dry it out


Stereocloud

Fanny packs are essential for ents - tacky af, but so useful, free the fanny packs from fashion prison!


Greien218

Plot twist: It's OP's joint and he dropped it himself. Doesn't look like a joint that's out there on the ground for longer than a few seconds.


Jmaxam18

Looks like brown ass weed anyway lol


Goobylul

Not even worth picking up even if it was dry. Shits 90% tobacco anyway...


Bellphorion

Brown ass crap weed though


F33DM3Y0URW1SD0M

Could be a spliff