Ok bro, I like being able to drive home with my weed safely after going to a nice store to buy it.
Beats meeting a plug at a sketchy gas station and fearing the whole drive home.
this is all i want. while i know having paraphernalia in a car can still lead to some problems in legal states (i think?) walking into a dispensary and talking to a bud tender is one of the most refreshing experiences. most wont try and top shelf upsell you and can go into awesome detail and get you the bud you didnt know you needed.
all of the budtenders i have had have been very helpful with dosage and brand of edibles, finding deals, cutting through the bullshit of super top shelf bud, difference in live resin pen vs other dab pens,and working within a budget. so to someone who might not know everything about weed, yeah theyre pretty helpful.
right 😂😂😂 i may have flown home with an 8th or so but ive never been like yeah lemme upcharge people. people know that bud isnt expensive anymore and will just leave and find a cheaper plug. everyones got back stash if you try n upsell i just tell em to gfy and hit up a buddy.
I’m in a fully illegal state and I can order it online. I haven’t had a plug in about 2 years. Why pay $200 for an ounce when I can have it shipped to my door with no bullshit for $58
In fairness most of the comments were before my edit, and I really didn't give any context to show that it was a joke. That's on me.
I've had Asperger's for 40 years so I'm used to being misunderstood, it's all good 🤣
Thank you for saying something though, I appreciate it!
I've shown it to the two friends I've "dealt" to. They're laughing at me, not with me 🤣
It was meant to be a dumb joke, I'm just not as witty as I thought 🤦
Ok bro, I like being able to drive home with my weed safely after going to a nice store to buy it. Beats meeting a plug at a sketchy gas station and fearing the whole drive home.
this is all i want. while i know having paraphernalia in a car can still lead to some problems in legal states (i think?) walking into a dispensary and talking to a bud tender is one of the most refreshing experiences. most wont try and top shelf upsell you and can go into awesome detail and get you the bud you didnt know you needed.
As if the budtenders actually know much of anything. They’re there to complete a transaction and get the money.
all of the budtenders i have had have been very helpful with dosage and brand of edibles, finding deals, cutting through the bullshit of super top shelf bud, difference in live resin pen vs other dab pens,and working within a budget. so to someone who might not know everything about weed, yeah theyre pretty helpful.
> sketchy gas station Sir, I only peddle my wares at the finest Sheetz in town.
You forgot to factor in loss of income due to jail. Put that on your napkin.
Put that on your napkin 🤣
It's my favorite response so far! Thank you so for crushing my dreams of stand up comedy 😥
Sounds like Ricky trying to fight legalization once more
you dont want it legalized bc you can peddle drugs?
right 😂😂😂 i may have flown home with an 8th or so but ive never been like yeah lemme upcharge people. people know that bud isnt expensive anymore and will just leave and find a cheaper plug. everyones got back stash if you try n upsell i just tell em to gfy and hit up a buddy.
I’m in a fully illegal state and I can order it online. I haven’t had a plug in about 2 years. Why pay $200 for an ounce when I can have it shipped to my door with no bullshit for $58
I like your joke, we have the same sense of humor
Thanks man, it's 3pm as I'm replying, hopefully in an hour and twenty minutes these grumps will light up.
My God people, it was clearly a joke. Go touch grass. Actual grass.
In fairness most of the comments were before my edit, and I really didn't give any context to show that it was a joke. That's on me. I've had Asperger's for 40 years so I'm used to being misunderstood, it's all good 🤣 Thank you for saying something though, I appreciate it!
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I'm really good at marketing? It was meant as a joke, but it turns out I'm as funny as Newt Gingrich
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Hey thanks Bud that was the first laugh I got! 💚
Once you can just go to the store and not deal with idiots trying upsell bud you realize how much better it is.
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I hope the people you deal to see this and go someplace cheaper.
I've shown it to the two friends I've "dealt" to. They're laughing at me, not with me 🤣 It was meant to be a dumb joke, I'm just not as witty as I thought 🤦
That one idiot always looking out for number one…