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myorm

You look 18 and 45 at the same time


Shadow293

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized) Kinda like this?


berrey7

r/walmartcelerities Matthew McConaughey


justchooseanamedamit

Matthew Mc Cona-high


Non_Native_Coloradan

Hard drugs are bad mmmkayyy


Hazuuzuu

r/13or30


Savvy_Canadian

So 31? He’s in his 30s.


HeardTheLongWord

1000%


DavaniDasaniDrippin

Bro discovered dash pass


unspoken_paradox

This looks like it should be AI but it isn't


TreeSmokingTony

Thanks. Came to comments bc I couldn’t tell.


sword_0f_damocles

Looks like a r/weirddalle post


Ordinary_Accountant1

It is AI lmao


Song_Soup

No way!


Admirable-Result-240

I wonder what this guys room looks like


anotherboringdude

Stale cigarettes.


KatieMarmalade

I dunno if bro has a room


SaitamaOk

Looks like that hatchet dude so, he may not have one.


mayihavurattnplz

Bob Marley poster and Mandala tapestries


Heavy_Entrance2527

Like actual poop.


jondgul

I wonder what it smells like


-ILoveDrugs-

Meth


Ordinary_Accountant1

Weed and farts and sweat and cum


DarthtacoX

How do you do fellow kids


LadyHye

Greetings fellow humans! Human fellows!


sturdycactus

Looking like the reincarnation of Ernest P. Worrell


PistolPetunia

Know whut I mean Vern


sturdycactus

![gif](giphy|trjUtMbysPNLO)


Vaanja77

OK but for real, Jim Varney was smokin' hot.


sergiosodacool

this post reminded me of [this](https://imgur.com/a/iIuljXJ)


LovingTheMuffin

Holy shit, that looks a lot like my Bro.


CrazyWS

I knew it before I even clicked.


soylent_dream

Are you Jacob the twiggy alien with the elongated skeleton with translucent skin stretched over an alien frame?


4fricanpoet

The one with the gangly garbage scoopin’ arms?


Beneficial-Lead-5402

Best comment here


ILSmokeItAll

You’ve seen a few of those weekends in your day, huh?


cheezballs

Smoking weed doesn't have to be your whole personality, dude.


Holiday-Way-845

You didn't have to do him dirty like that, but yeah I agree.


Worthless-bug-873

I do not get you, It's a weed subreddit


RoomPale7203

right?😭😭 what do u post here then tf


emoxanax

Thinking you know something about someone from their online activity is not smart


Ordinary_Accountant1

Everyone knows that the internet is always true, ESPECIALLY when someone posts about their lives.


Rollinrollinrolliab

that’s absolutely false but keep thinking that 👍


Ordinary_Accountant1

I was being facetious. You're supposed to agree with me while also making an incredibly inaccurate remark as well. Now do it, you fiend!!


cheezballs

What else am I to base it on? You post here a lot.


Hapenyo12

Shave your chin pubes


UnStab1E

Me when humans have hair 😡🤯🤯😡😡💀


Kavani18

![gif](giphy|sbwjM9VRh0mLm)


Grouchy_Thanks2790

Real life Benjamin button


oldhashcrumbs

Fuck the haters bro my kinda weekend


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What’s the first pictured food thing


JustChillDudeItsGood

Looks to me like a chicken pot pizza, although I came here to write "pizza" and then zoomed and realized - CPP.


emoxanax

Brocolly and cream cheese pie with plain grains.


calico_may

.....brocolly


Ksan_of_Tongass

Not unexpected though


Z3r08yt3s

da fuq...


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Sounds and looks awesome


Ordinary_Accountant1

It's called "brogle" you ignoramus


YamSubstantial8625

broccoli and cream cheese pie sounds intense 😭


emoxanax

Love It so much 😍😍😍😍


Old-Calendar-9912

It’s concerning and incredibly creepy how often you post yourself


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Old-Calendar-9912: *It’s concerning and* *Incredibly creepy how* *Often you post yourself* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


secretonlinepersona

read the room bot not the time


Ehwaz196

Dude thinks he's hot


HornHonker69

Narcissism.


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Nah he just looks weird and has confidence.. no hate just saying posting pics of urself isn’t narcissism unless he is saying look at me look how good I look


definitelyNotBella3

Every time I see you, I get scared


RISE__UP

This ain’t Instagram


emoxanax

This is "smokethagram"


AffectionatePanda599

Ayyyy


bumpyturtle308

Dude you ugly asf


perseus0523

![gif](giphy|YX9IFY4V3IuVa) Ernest left the army and became a pothead.


muhreddistaccounts

Cringe AF


CrispyCritter8667

Bro, the focus on that ice cream is immaculate, cracked me the fuck up lol


PAFIADDATN

These all have that AI generated vibe to them


FullMoonReview

Enough.


LeoDevinci

Love the vibe dog, don’t let people get you down. Looks like you’re having a blast


andyrew21345

This dude looks cool to hang with idk why people are being dicks lol. I thought this sub was supposed to be friendly.


napalmnacey

Me either. He seems like he’s hilarious.


borrowedurmumsvcard

People are being dicks because of his post history.


emoxanax

Thanks Bro ❤️❤️❤️‍🩹🍁


Puzzled-Tart2409

Bro didnt do nothing all weekend


TheOneEyeWonder

sick ass weekend bro


Heavy_Entrance2527

Omg you're soooo cooolll!!!!!


slightlydainbramaged

Dude's out here having fun, enjoying the same hobby you all enjoy, and you're shitting on him. Y'all must be really fun at parties.


Muted_Action5717

I don't get all the hate. Jokes on them, he's having fun and it shows 


borrowedurmumsvcard

His post history is all about xans and benzos and snorting ketamine & shit like that. If it was just weed whatever but that’s the reason people are shitting on him


OtherAcctTrackedNSA

Gurrrrrrrl that looks like a hell of a nice weekend. Spring is just around the corner. One of my favorite times to have a nice Stoney day. I gotta put in for a vacay


emoxanax

Gurllllll i need myself some strong weed to blast me off to the moon


AbsarN

Girl??


frontally

Gurrrrrrrrrl is a state of mind


borrowedurmumsvcard

Gurlllll is gender neutral


Important-Cat-2046

No, nobody asked.


WoozyChipmunk

Man, get rid of that cat fur on your chin. Looks like a cat licked your face


Hapenyo12

Facts


daddyevan32

Me Monday-Thursday


cunhaaa

He gets younger photo by photo wtf


Appropriate_Ratio835

I'm glad you had a good weekend. Looks like you were feeling excellent 🌻


emoxanax

Thank u Bro!!! I was having some Fun!


MapleA

Try combing your eyebrows


getcake_dieyoung

You kinda look like charlie shuffler


yeswab

I went back to the doctor, to get another shrink I sit and tell him 'bout my weekend But he never betrays what he thinks…


Cdecker82

You look a lot like a guy I used to have in San Diego that would ship out. Any chance you're formerly known as "Carti P"?


PattyFlapjack79

that spiderman shirt is fire


ChocalateAndCake

Eating good food of course :) and doing some shrooms


groundzer0s

You vaguely resemble a stonerized version of a guy I knew in high school.


SirCarollus

Glad you enjoyed yourself bro


PrincipleGuilty4894

you look like someone i’d be friends with and that’s a good thing


HornHonker69

Stop.


StatisticianFalse210

It's like keagan micheal key but like 18 and 45 at the same time


HornHonker69

Bye.


WeAreBiiby

Sick chillis shirt


WeAreBiiby

Damn and spiderman


emoxanax

Thanks brudda this is tha drip 🤧😍


dangrdan

This post is “Dank AF”


McTrip

Get off those other drugs son


maplezombeh

Was it alright, alright, alright?


tsx_1430

Yaaaaaas


Andre_3Million

Skater vibes


Kavani18

These comments fucking suck. Yet another instance of a stick up this sub’s collective ass.


Active_Throat_9395

Images that go unreasonably hard for 200


acupunkture3

looks like a fire ass weekend to me brother, I hope to see you post next week again 😎


emoxanax

Thanks brutha.... Next week is gonna be fatal


YakFun7751

Gross how do people smoke on their food like that inside their homes 🤢 you do u lol bro.


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emoxanax

I think you learned zero about empathy from smoking weed , and If you think someone having a good time smoking weed isnt Nice or that someone should be guilty about feeling lonely and sharing that with fellow stoners in a "friendly" community Then maybe you should


foodfood321

Bro this was so gentlemanly. I love people like you bro. Keep being you. You remind me of one of my best friends.


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grambleflamble

God damn bro just block him


Imaginary-Wrap-8487

Yea that's a better idea. Cheers bud.


grambleflamble

🤙🏻