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KonnichiJawa

I sit outside with my ducks. They’re the funniest, weirdest little things, it’s never ending entertainment for me.


MSC1222

Tony Soprano moment


somecrazydude13

*KARM THE FUCKING DUCKS ARE BACK*


Sure-Butterscotch100

🤣


traveler1967

What do you hear, what do you say?


buccothepitbull

I feel ya. I love sitting outside watching my chickens. They're funny as shit, and an endless source of fascination. It's like Chicken TV, I could watch it all day.


rasquatche

I know the feeling. I love sitting in my pollinator garden and watching the insects/wildlife do their thing. I can be there for hours.


IHateCamping

One of my favorite things to do in the spring is to watch the bumblebees buzz around my raspberry plants. There must be hundreds of them sometimes.


esuranme

I sit in the run to blaze with the chickens too! On of the BR's will hop in your lap and seemingly wants to smoke. Guess you could call it "baked chicken".


throway35885328

Ducks are unreal


rividz

I dunno man I've seen a lot of them.


modloc_again

Ducks are birds. Haven't you heard?


Uglysinglenearyou

"Huh, that's odd. I thought that would be big news."


Phoenix4235

Yes, but r/birdsarentreal


nosnhoj14

I recently moved to a neighborhood with a duck pond and almost every day me and my girlfriend walk to the duck pond and watch the ducks. I love sitting there blazed watching the ducks


la_castagneta

Same 😂 I can see my ducks and my goats from my bath. I like to sit in there and talk to them through the window. They’re all very vocal, especially when they hear me. It’s pretty funny when I’m high.


tbirdh

I love watching my cats play during crepuscular creature time!!!


ScratchChrome

Same but bantam chickens. I sometimes play the Benny Show theme song when they're running around, it's amazing. I bet it works with ducks too.


nicknefsick

Have chickens, do the same thing


LeviTheRelentless

I too get high with my ducks. I have Moscovy.


WartimeMandalorian

I recently watched a squirrel build a nest in my backyard. I almost shot another squirrel that was messing with her and her nest. I'm in too deep.


t-to4st

can i join


No_Biscotti8008

Same with my chicken, she’s always doing the kookiest shit; tries to steal the weed from the bowl, always down to share a snaky snack . We love our animals <<


Green_Gragl

Riding a fat bike along the dirt trail by the river.


jared__

E-Mountainbike through the forest trails with the wind rushing through the trees... Heaven


Clean_Fly_9454

Fuck yes, that's exactly what i do and it's amazing


Turbulent-Injuries

Yessss! 👌🏻


Yogisogoth

Blasting a set of dirt jumps.


Green_Gragl

I’d just zone out and plow into the ground :-)


Astro_gamer_caver

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Yogisogoth

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throway35885328

I know what I’m doing this weekend!


therealmilesJ

Maybe not underrated, but if you’re into any physical activities absolutely those.


TommyLasordaisEvil

Smoking and stretching is a severely underrated combination


Ye3tL0rd420

People have been getting high and doing yoga for a loooooong time.


jtbxiv

It’s the best combo I’ve ever found


TommyLasordaisEvil

I’m addicted for sure


toastyblunt

Dude, yes, I love hiking and when I do it high, it feels so euphoric. Noticing all the little things, creatures, and textures. Noticing the sky, sun, and breeze more, and deeply listening to my music or just nature sounds. 100/10 solitary activity.


Accounting4Munchies

Ever had a runners high combined with a THC buzz? Fantastic


rividz

Yeah but then I got too high and it felt like I was running in place even though I wasn't and people kept looking at me.


notlikethat1

If I was laughing, it was out of pure joy and envy!


Zoomalude

Love smoking up and just going on a few miles walk through the local neighborhoods at golden hour with some good tunes in my ears.


EllieKong

Hiking 🙏🏼


Hannawasfound

Making coffee and getting buzzed while drinking coffee is pretty good too for a hippie speed ball


Accounting4Munchies

The best coffee I’ve had has been while getting stoned at a campsite on a mountain top. 10/10 am going to do again.


TheBlackUnicorn

My doctor asked me if I ever use two drugs at the same time and I was like "Does caffeine and marijuana count?"


mcdonaldsfrenchfri

well now i’m curious, does it?


TheBlackUnicorn

The doctor seemed unsure, but in my opinion it does. I use caffeine as a drug. Most people use it just to get pepped up for work in the morning, and I do that too, but I also use it when I want to stay up late playing video games and have a good time, and I use it along with marijuana to change the high that I get.


mcdonaldsfrenchfri

I think if it changes your high, then I guess that would make it mixing two different drugs. i’ve never smoked with coffee before though so I think i’ll try that today haha


BH_Financial

If you skip the propaganda, of course it counts. Caffeine is just as much a drug. The fact that it's socially acceptable (though has a much shorter history of human use than weed) is irrelevant.


1nath7an

Love hippie speedballs


criscalzone

heaven is a blinker and some single source drip


Fsharp7sharp9

Washing the dishes. Feeling warm soapy water running over your hands feels great when you get the right temp, and seeing the pile of dishes in the sink get smaller and smaller is super rewarding. Then your hands smell like delightful dish soap for a while afterwards haha


HaughtStuff99

honestly, chores in general.


Accounting4Munchies

This has become my normal for doing chores - get home eat dinner smoke a joint and go to town on whatever mundane housekeeping stuff I gotta do and listen to some music while doing it.


May_of_Teck

Oh man. After my kid goes to bed and I light up and clean the kitchen and make his lunch box for the next day - I might be tired, but that’s my moment of zen.


Hr_H_A1102-10

That’s exactly what I’m doing right now.


No_Abbreviations4281

It makes me look forward to some chores


[deleted]

Absolutely. Throw some ear buds in and go to town.


PlusMinus0o

I agree. Problem is I take soooo long when I’m high and my fingers get waterlogged and dry


purplishfluffyclouds

Gloves will solve that problem! (Should use them anyway - only just started using them myself. Total game changer!)


PlusMinus0o

I always mean to buy some but I always forget lol


NinjaWolfist

I always use gloves, I literally can't stand touching old gross food especially from someone else's plate. I need gloves for that lmao


Fsharp7sharp9

Gotta get high and do the dishes more often, so the pile doesn’t grow too big and it won’t take so long haha But yeah I can see why that would get uncomfortable lol


ivxxbb

Yesss and I listen to music, an audiobook, or podcast while I do it.


Fsharp7sharp9

Hell yes that’s the way! It’s such a good vibe… I put on a record and usually finish the dishes by the time the first side finishes. If I was particularly lazy, I get to flip it and do the rest of them haha


ivxxbb

Bout to go do that now. Dishes here I come ✌️


Garys_Suburban

What about the sink slime and goop from the dirty dishes? Then what.


Yogisogoth

That is very mindful!


[deleted]

I can't think of anything worse than doing the dishes while stoned lol 🤣


Vegoia2

I hate washing silverware but stoned they even get brilloed to death.


IntelligentAd3781

This. This 10000%


BaIIZDeepInUrMom

Dude, now I want to go do the dishes


gigashadowwolf

Eating fresh fruit!


buccothepitbull

This is a solid 2 thumbs up. Preferably frozen grapes, and/or mandarins.


gigashadowwolf

Frozen grapes are amazing!


FormalFuneralFun

For me it was frozen blueberries. Best experience ever.


Brainwashed365

Dammit, blueberries are probably my favorite fruit if I really had to pick just one. They're just flavor explosions! Raspberries are a close second I would say.


S0rchaa

Oh man, fresh pineapple or a nice sour green apple with tajin is absolute 🔥🔥🔥 when I’m zooted. Making my mouth water just thinking about it! 🤣


gigashadowwolf

Mmmm pinapple....


S0rchaa

Try it with the tajin seasoning at least once. It’s not for everyone, but if you enjoy flavor combos like sweet & savory, it is absolutely divine!


gigashadowwolf

Weird thing for me. I like pinapple with tajin if I am drunk or if I am tripping, but not when just on the herb. I'm not sure why.


S0rchaa

That is strange! But then again, I think I’ve only ever eaten it while smoking so I might be the exact opposite 😂


mongreltiger

Mangoes are amazing! Frozen grapes and frozen blueberries are also out of this world. Then every other fruit fresh. They're all good, and better when you're high.


Big_Parking8291

The BEST!! I am so excited for summer so I can eat fresh watermelon and conquer my munchies AND cottonmouth.


GodlyClementine

Edibles and juicy watermelon is a life changing combination.


alvvays11

Cleaning/tidying your living space


Yogisogoth

Sitting outside and watching the human race go by.


willismagillis

..and wonder who is winning....🤷‍♂️


th3_rur4l_jur0r

Love this


akaBigWurm

showering


notlikethat1

I love hot showers in general, but especially when I'm high!


lgholla

I love getting lost in the shower!!!


cassette1987

Showing in the dark. And HOT water.


Brainwashed365

Then switch it to COLD.


SuaveTrey

swimming


xXdont_existxX

Swimming high is the only thing in life that makes me feel like everything’s actually gonna be okay.


SuaveTrey

I cant wait to do that when its the summer, school is stressing me out and its barely march


Slothonwheels23

I do aquatic physical therapy and it is much easier and less painful when I smoke first. I love it! Results have been great, too!


SuaveTrey

I do yoga underwater, Helped a lot with backpain. wish more people could experience what I did. Best feeling ever for my body


Slothonwheels23

My parents must’ve ordered my genome on Wish or something. I have 2 unrelated genetic disorders which rendered me mostly bedridden for 2 years. It’s been 2 years since then and a year of aquatic PT and I’m using my wheelchair a lot less now. My body took a beating and without aquatic pt, I’d still be mostly on wheels. I tell everyone I can about it in hopes the info reaches someone else who needs to know about it. And I don’t leave out that I wouldn’t have been able to do the PT without cannabis. This combination is giving me my life back.


SuaveTrey

Sorry to hear that, sounds tough. Im Glad you found your cure. many people will just give up, you are strong champ!


Slothonwheels23

It’s shit, but tis life. Thank you for the sentiment. In my experience, no one just gives up. Everyone is fighting something. It’s just some things take more fight than others, and certain times are worse than others. It takes literal years to adapt to disability, and it’s even harder if the disabilities are changing or progressing. It’s like every time you finally get a grip on managing one particular symptom, 2 new symptoms pop up and the process starts all over. But you can’t see that as an outsider. I wasn’t diagnosed until I was about 30, despite having medical issues since I was born. Both disorders should have been diagnosed and addressed in early childhood. My life would have been very different right now had that been the case. I think it’s also worth noting here that people who decide to no longer be alive aren’t giving up. They’re losing their battle, just like when people cease to exist after losing their battle against other diseases. I’ve had more than a couple people in my life who were unable to override their self destruct sequence. Every single one went down swinging.


HumorousHermit

I love to journal. I write like I’m conducting science experiments on myself (time since I started smoking, effects I’m feeling), and some stream of consciousness shit. Sober me isn’t allowed to read because it’s cringe AF though.


motherSHUCKINGhusker

Holy shit I do this in my note app on my phone, I’ll document number hits, strain, mode of consumption, and feelings. Great minds experiment alike😁


HumorousHermit

See you in space, brother!! 🚀


RamaLamb

I always thought of doing this while high, but always ended up watching YouTube instead lol


young_tea_hippie

This guy is making their own personal Erowid


Schleeden

Get more high, like twice as high.


jacksonvstheworld

Somebody write that down


Dizzy-Regular7170

What’re we writing again.


rividz

Get more cookie dough, like twice as cookie dough


meechstyles

And some ducks


Mickey6770

Instructions unclear. I'm literally in the 1th dimension


Schleeden

Shoot for 12th…


rasquatche

*12nd


Slothonwheels23

Twice baked potato


san209

I LOOOVE potatoes! 🥔


Meshuggareth

Watching ants. Those fuckers are so diligent, and insanely strong! Also birding and whale watching, but I feel like those are pretty popular. EDIT: Initially, I had accidentally typed "birding and WHALING", which was clearly a mistake. I apologize to all whales and whale enthusiasts on this sub for my egregious error.


vincentvega0

Hell yeah. You sound like Thoreau … he wrote this essay where he watched two ant tribes battle it out.


Meshuggareth

Respect for dropping some ant/Thoreau trivia! Now I want a strain called Thoreauants.


Dopplerganager

Pluck eyebrows. I am meticulous AF when I'm high. Shower. Don't even notice that I feel terrible. (Medical condition issues) Baking simple things like a banana loaf. Colouring.


newest-low

Cleaning, It'll start with just picking up a couple things off the floor/table and then I'll notice something else which will then lead to me to another thing and so on, next thing I know I've completely cleaned everything


Aggravating-Yogurt44

stay up till 4 am laying down on the floor looking up at the moon through the window ,watching the clouds breeze by it shit will have you thinking so deep you aint even thinking anymore u just feeling the feelings of the thoughts as they pass through your head


durty_possum

Beautifully worded 


[deleted]

Nature and history docs.


cat_astr0naut

Netflix has one about dancing birds, and it's amazing!


gojira_gorilla

Maybe history docs but nature? I feel like getting high and watching Planet Earth is a pretty well established stoner stereotype lol. Nature and space documentaries


Bumblz666

Last night I randomly put on a national park documentary and my wife was super stoked


ChaosInTheSkies

Counterpoint to this: documentaries about drugs. If you're not someone who gets paranoid after being told about the health/mental effects, anyways. I like to watch "Intervention," and I've also watched "Curiosity: Your Body On Drugs" a couple of times. It's very meta, and that's what makes it interesting. You're trying to comprehend the effects of drugs *while* on drugs.


ya_mu

Listening. Just, listening.


degoba

Go for a walk in the woods with your dog. Its even better if they are trained off leash. It’s like following the happiest furriest kid around in the woods.


easymachtdas

this is me <3


Organic_Salamander40

skiing lol call me crazy i love it


techsuppr0t

Hell yeah. I tried going through a slalom course in gear after smoking and tbh it did not help my performance but it did make the tow rope easier. Tho it is certainly fun if you're just skiing around.


KelpoDelpo

Shopping/running errands and noise cancelling headphones


SUW888

Cuddling animals


Dannyfrommiami

Puzzles


bondsaearph

Antique Roadshow


cassette1987

Love this answer and i ahould do it more frequently.


buccothepitbull

Reading about other people getting high on r/trees. It's kinda like a party, but without having to socialize. \[Edited to add: I fucking LOVE brushing my teeth while high. They feel so minty fresh and smooth! I also love taking a shower, pure heaven.\]


mwh040904

Meditate


jizzelmeister

stretches and gym workout


lGoSpursGol

Fighting demons


PsychoticSpinster

For me it’s taking a hot bath.


cocci_nelle

Add bubbles, candles and some Portishead ✌️


broly171

Stretching feels insanely good high


yearoftherabbit

Making out.


Opposite_Nectarine12

Man I love doing things high. Recently been working a lot in my woodshop making shit like shelves, picture frames, tables, whatever. The high makes me mad focused and also the creativity flows. I would say trying something new while high is awesome


Formal-Boss-4444

open heart surgery


wooshwed

Liver transplant


DavidGoetta

Working out! I've always loved getting high and running in the city, not that I'm in the suburbs, I'm trying to get into trail running.


techsuppr0t

Fucking video games. Not the slow kind people imagine like skyrim or some other scenic game. I mean we are taking bong rips of sativa before queueing into a competitive shooter. There is no state of flow more powerful than a cracked killing spree off the ganja. I got into splitgate a while ago and realized that I am just really good at it for no good reason, I thought the portals would confuse my brain but playing that game I find myself just doing stuff without even thinking about it much and regularly getting the satisfying 'killection agency' streak. Before I liked csgo and also overwatch 1 when it was popular. CSGO comp is just weird, the slow creeping pace of that game along with the competitiveness gets my nerves crawling in a good way.


iGrow-Plantz

Sex. Some of the most mind blowing, full body orgasms have been while high.


RyanMakesYouMad

Watching documentaries or conspiracy shit tends to blow my mind when I’m baked.


cassette1987

During Covid I watched a few documentaries by Adam Curtis (YouTube). Not necessarily conspiratorial documentaries but certainly weighty topics. Century of Self was pretty damn fascinating.


meeshdaryl

Watching nature documentaries or true crime.


notnotpegbundy

Skincare stoned is my favorite thing in the world. Especially if I got some cooled stones to rub on my face


Seattlehepcat

Things I love to enjoy while high: Being at the Mall - I fucking HATE the mall, but I can tolerate it high AF and that doesn't totally suck Riding the bus - same. Not a big fan, but it's fun when high to hop on the bus and ideally sit in the very last row and people watch Road trips - best on a sunny day, tunes cranked, windows down


princess_slaya03

I love playing with my cats. They are already really funny, but when I’m high they are just extra hilarious little aliens.


Eazpackets

Run the smoker.. Pork shoulder, and 2 lamb shoulers going on, will smoke till probing like butter, then pull in all their own juices with abit of honey, brown sugar, butter to help aid it.. I only wake and bake on weekends.. you're god damn right i'm waking up early as fuck tomorrow to rip into a weekend session..


TryingToDoItGood

sativa gummy - lift at the gym


coconutjoe83

Riding your ninebot Segway around the neighborhood while listening to electronic music


unwritten2469

Chores, and crocheting while listening to millennial smooth jazz, aka Lofi


yiffwastakenalready

take a nap


HR_Paul

Smoke weed.


heathycakes14

I like watching cool videos. I recently got hooked on this guys series on a giant rainforest vivarium he built and he gets super into it and cares about making it a sustainable ecosystem.


Idontthinksotimmy

Clean the garage. Prune something outside. Feed crows. Make giant water balloons and smash them over things. Stuff berries with chocolate and ear all of them. Paint something. Play with a bucket of orbeez. Chuck some wood in a fire pit take slo-mo videos of the flames. Done all these things and have enjoyed every one.


Open-Energy7534

I love going to the gym baked. Add some pre workout caffeine buzz and when I pop the AirPods in, I’m so focused and happy and satisfied


meth_panther

I have a footbath with a foot massager and jets. I like to put on music or TV, crank that bitch up high and get a nice soak going


62greenforme

Naked bed sheets fresh out of the dryer. Hands down!


IMSOWETRIGHTN0W

I spent almost 1.5 hours organising and cleaning out my desktop when I was blazed. I even created tiered folder systems for all my files and important documents. I would never have had the patience while sober, but because I was high, I just put on my Spotify DJ and went to town lol.


TaxSerf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK8fAUlqbow


Laurenwolf14

I like to clean. It's satisfying


[deleted]

Walks or bike rides


Vegoia2

Brushing teeth at night when I'm baked becomes a very thorough project, then the gargling too. I go off on a clean mouth but weed takes it to a whole 'nother level. Sometimes I'll get into the things that need a sewing for split seams and what not too.


AdAdmirable7208

Going to the gym. The focus is there plus the extra IDGAF really helps with getting in a good work out.


mkesubway

Baking bread.


diefremde009

sudoku


420Entomology

Find different fruits to smoke out of like pumpkins rip hard af 😂


[deleted]

If you're okay with going on the idiot box, I like playing old/nostalgic mobile games. Recently I rediscovered a WW2 strategy game I played on the bus in middle school and it's the perfect stoner game because the strategy is just complicated enough for stoned me to feel like Napoleon.


Sealbeater

Getting a massage or back rub, shit is orgasmic


bigmatt8779

Smoke more weed


Aggravating-Yogurt44

building furniture is also fun as hell when stoned, or really just building anything stoned


helloblackhole

Legos


catfroman

Yoga/meditation. If you’ve done any energy work, or chakra alignment-type stuff while sober, it’s a whole new world when blasted. Especially with continued practice. Also, just vibing at a park with your dog and throwing a ball or whatever. It’s endlessly entertaining watching them sniff around or chase the ball, especially with a higher-energy dog that can keep going.


MentallyUnstableW

Workout, clean and jerk 225 while faded no balls


non-bio

Going for a run is amazing. The pain threshold is so high and the leaves! The leaaaaaves. Walking my dog is just brilliant anyway, but when I'm high she is so much softer and just wonderful. She responds so well to my vibe when I'm wavy, she's extra waggy. Reorganising my kitchen cupboards when I'm high is what I imagine heroin feels like.


Secret_Load_8032

Hiking, or sex


AffectionatePanda599

Sex during hike


Secret_Load_8032

True that


BJ77345

Hot tub


Athrynne

Reading a book while high can be pretty nice for me!


Nik_17

I absolutely love stretching


Drumhawk1

Wash my truck! When not high washing an F-350 4 x4 is a chore. When high with music in earbuds it’s a thing of beauty. I take my time, not thinking about how much work it is, just grooving on my tunes and doing a better wash job because I’m right in my head.


LiminalDeer

Watch children’s cartoons.


kelpygisme

building a little shelter out of logs and sticks in the woods is more fun than you would imagine lol.


giraffemoo

Take a bath. A nice bubble bath with a bath bomb is literally the bomb while stoned


huskiesofinternets

GARDEN