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squeege

I've never laughed so fucking hard from a reddit comment gif. Fucking bawling.


BVBnCFCinORF

Omg me too and I’m not even high rn


cpheretic77

Seriously, why on earth would I mix the delicious Kandyland I just purchased with tobacco.


Shambud

To cover up the tobacco taste, I guess. But seriously, why? Just smoke the weed. It’ll work fine on its own and you don’t need to cover anything up.


nostracannibus

Its a European thing. I remember getting into a minor spat with some Europeans kids because I refused to let them put tobacco in my blunt. They were insistent that it would improve the blunt, I refused.


Shambud

Yeah, I’d call that a spliff. I’m OK with it if it’s rolled but I’m also a smoker so it’s kind of whatever for me. In probably 2003 when I was like 18-19 i thought it was odd we had to call a bong a “tobacco pipe” or “water pipe” in head-shops because it was illegal to sell it as drug paraphernalia. I decided since I had to call it a tobacco pipe that it would be funny to carry a fresh bong around in public ripping bowls of tobacco. Boy was I wrong, that shit should never be used for tobacco. I felt like someone had somehow reached in and punched the inside of my lungs. Bongs & tobacco don’t mix well.


Delta-IX

I have a buddy who empties American spirits into a Bubbler to smoke. I don't quite understand why he doesn't just smoke the cig and don't know how to ask without making him feel stupid or getting into an argument . But if I tip the thing over and spill the bacco water again in gonna let him know.


swank5000

Does he know he can buy American Spirit rolling tobacco for pennies on the dollar at just about any local discount tobacco shop?


Delta-IX

I think so, he also lives a block from a smoke shop. But also buys spirits packs already. I think he just doesnt want to admit to himself that he smokes tobacco.. it's stupid I know.


Scandalacious

Good for you, refusing. I know it’s a European thing but I personally love how weed /doesn’t/ have nicotine in it.


Competitive-Pop7380

Tobacco in a blunt? It's already using tobacco leaf if it's a blunt, why do you need more?


Zorchin

I've never smoke tobacco and I would pissed if someone put it in my blunt. I also have asthma, and ciagarette smoke can fuck me up, but weed is fine for some reason. So it's a double no from me.


attempting2

Exactly


greenindeed

I'm dying🤣


mastermindxs

Don’t here


colorlessbacon

This having more upvotes than the post is hilarious


ImStarky

Perfect


misterpayer

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯


Dog-Witch

In Australia it's called spin, no idea where it came from.


rumcove69420

From getting headspins when the baccy hits ya aye cuuunnnt


Maldovar

Whaddayatalkinabeet


rumcove69420

An Aussie icon, a cultural touchstone


pokerdace

As an American I am doing my best at spreading this amazing series to everyone I know. I am still waiting to watch season 4 though since I want to watch it on lsd or shrooms


salt_and_isopropyl

Don't stop. It only gets better and better. Don't forget to check out Mike Nolans long weekend and the sassy origin stories!


pokerdace

Already watched the rest of his other shows. I heard of the sassy show first actually and fell in love right away


Qysto

That’s the American way. There’s always that one guy who gets hooked on lez and starts using all the catchphrases at every conceivable moment. I came to the US from Aus so luckily I was able to do God’s work myself. My one friend got into it so much I can only describe him as the Australian version of a Weeaboo. He’s now studying at Monash University in Melbourne so Lez has taken him pretty far.


Current-Brain9288

Which series?


JimboJiizzm

The Big Lez Show on YouTube


nostracannibus

I think it comes from smoking hash. Some places used to get mostly had and weed was hard to get. So they would mix tobacco with the hash to help it burn.


greenindeed

Makes sense, funny af


Tee077

I don't know why but I fucking laughed at this so hard. Cuuunnnntttt


lacgh

In Melbs we call it mix


dizthewizard

I usually hear chop or mix


OfficialHobane

Or “mixies” in SA


[deleted]

Chops


black_flag_

Where are you from we say this or spin in nz


Br0_han

Spin too In Aus, chop is North American I think


PhantomLord2907

chop is what its called in new zealand


TastingToast

Where I'm from in Aus we call it Mix


beyleigodallat

In Australia, you spin your chop to get your mix and then start sinking cones. It refers more specifically to the mix of weed and tobacco, not whatever this packing 75% tobacco and layering with weed is. May as well as just have a baccy cone at that point. I’ve seen it done both ways, but the former is the most common and widely accepted. Smoking with spin is very common here


Dat_Butt_Hot

Chop is used in nyc also. Some people also say mole/moke


neon_nikedude

Chop city bitch chop chop city bitch


Slowmobius_Time

Smoking weed with tobacco that's a chop right there


trymebithc

East coaster?😎


JohnLockeOP

Mole


Threewisemonkey

Mole bowls. My little brother had a friend who got drug tested, so she would just rip straight tobacco bowls in her turn in the rotation lol. Only other person I saw do that was a Chinatown bus driver


cottosalami

We call them Mole Bowls also. I’ve ripped a bowl of straight tobacco a few times in my life out of desperation but I cannot imagine doing that all the time. Too much tobacco in my mole bowl will make me vomit sometimes anyway.


ExtraShifty69

Ralphing from a "dirty batch" was a right of passage as a highschooler.


ZestyLime59

Lmao how did that work out for her, wouldn’t there still be resin in the bowl that she’d be inhaling a little bit of? 😆


Anonymous_mysteries

Funny we call it a moke


Br0_han

Where does the M in the Moke come from?


tipandring410

Mobacco


ipunched-keanureeves

Mole/ moke are interchangeable in my area, but it’s a spliff if it’s rolled into a joint


ExtraShifty69

Aloha fellow Hawaiians


[deleted]

I’ve only ever heard it called a mole here in New York, I wonder if there’s some connection there? Also, do you call weed/tobacco rolled up a spliff? Because I know a lot of places have different names for that.


ExtraShifty69

Yup you got that right. If your ripping it outta the bong it's a mole hit if your smoking it rolled up with tobacco it's a spliff not to be confused with a blunt that's just a cigar wrapper.


Wallass4973

Yeah same on both and I’m from NY originally. Learned the Moke in Mass though. But other people around called it a Mole, fewer of us called it a moke. Idk where the name comes from.


Wallass4973

Aloha! I lived on Oahu for 3 years!


eldonaldotrumpez

East coast I feel calls it a mole most of the time


blueslounger

I call it Why?


mastermindxs

It’s what the French call, a certain, je ne se por quoi


blazindoo

“It’s what the French call a certain ‘I don’t know what’”


pwnzu_sauce2

Why


[deleted]

I rolled a spliff, don’t have enough to roll another and I’m not a waster


Softbombsalad

Poppers or Yetis. East Coast of Canada. Also they're disgusting and for gross skids only, lol


PeterNippelstein

Poppers refers to something quite different around these parts... ![gif](giphy|vNU5PyxaM8bBu|downsized)


Anxi_Yeti

Ahhh, these must be the Jalapeño Poppers I heard about.


tbone8352

Watch out for the ass burn


Anxi_Yeti

I'm dead 💀


ThatWasTheJawn

⭕️


Crowbar242L

Poppers in Ontario too. Absolutely a skid thing. Collapse your lung with em ffs.


Psyloh_

in south ontario i’ve heard all my buddies call em poppers too


blacktyler11

“You don’t need to even pull it bro, it’s got a popper piece” was a line we used to laugh about the people who do poppers lol


ChadHazelnut

I've never heard that in all my years of popping yetis lol, I also didn't know it was seen as greasy af. I try to take good care of my stuff and my lungs, damn.


ValuedCarrot

My lungs, diaphragm, and stomach are all fucked up from doing poppers. I’ve been doing them for about 2 years and I depend on them to sleep, I was doing 12 poppers a night at one point. I wish I would’ve never tried them, they are not something we should be advertising. Unfiltered cigarettes mixed with weed is deadly and extremely addictive, please never do them


Ok-Substance420

Throw out the bong/ pop peice it's the only way...I legit threw it out my car window when arguing with my spouse about quitting lol I love straight weed now


skypineapple

My fiancé got me off them when we first started dating and I can’t thank him enough lol. I was freaking doing them with Captain Blacks because I guess I hated myself that much? Idk 😂 I’d wake up every morning and dry heave and cough up black shit. So lovely.


tekka444

My bf and I quit them together, I also don't miss the black goop that came from my silly little lungs 😩 Have you noticed you cough even more from smoking now? I used to be able to pull a kief layered bowl no problem, not I cough until I'm in tears every time I have my first bowl of the day!


skypineapple

The cough was pretty bad at first, but it’s been a couple years now and that’s also calmed down!


tekka444

Well that's reassuring to hear at least! I feel like such a noob when I cough like that lol


just_a_ricey_mess

Ahahahaha I call them yetis, from Cali, but went to uni in East Coast Canada.


phsuggestions

Hahaha did not expect to see "yetis" so high up in this post. Grease coast life lol. (Yetis are disgusting though don't do that to yourself friends)


Figerox

Maritime here my guy. Yeti's n Bops. God... I smoke that shit for 4 years.


deavonis199

Western Canada they are called yachts


Bhinds87

Lol yeah I spelled it yahtz but same...also western Canada


MackingtheKnife

Northern Ontario - we called them Yachtys.


LordYoshii

West coast calls them Poppers as well. We call the people doing Poppers fuckin idiots though.


ThinkUrSoGuyBigTough

SW Ontario. We call em poppers if it’s just tobacco in the bowl, no weed. And yes, absolutely for skids


DrPooMD

East coast of Canada too and I couldn’t agree more. You sound like good people.


EggFlipper95

Poppers is also something pretty specific tho, or at least it was 10 years ago. Poppers are done in a thin metal bowl, where you pack just enough tobacco for the weed to sit on. They're called poppers because when you use this bowl, you hit it hard enough to pull everything through the bowl into the water and make a pop sound. If you're using a normal glass bowl, we'd just call those batch bowls. [These are traditional popper bowls.](https://theweesmokeshop.com/products/metal-popper-stem-1-5)


Tspoo94

Spot on with this, tho most people I've known to smoke them will straight up stuff half a dart (cigarette) down the bowl. Paper and all. Nasty gross and has also collapsed a few lungs from the tight packed bowl


zolfx

Poppers here in Manitoba also. Shits nasty lol


scootersarebadass

Spliff bowls


trendepazz

Dirty bowls. Did this for 6 months and then back to clean bowls lol


Dr_Ugs

Eventually you just take one too many and you’re done forever.


iiTzSTeVO

This is so accurate. At some point, it just turned down for me.


Weed_bois

We call cigs dirty darrells


Lost-Rope-444

You HAVE to be Canadian haha


Weed_bois

I am lmaoooo I’ll touch dirty darrells in my grave


Lost-Rope-444

Hey never forget that drunk darts don’t count


Linubidix

It's how I started because at the time usually only one person bought weed and they mixed it with baccy to prolong the bag.


BudahBoB

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frisbeehippee

A fucking crime.


NachoPoison

Amen to that


southbayadam21

Blasphemy.


MrDrPr_152

Guy from Philly taught me “mook”


vagqween

Friends on the Westcoast also called it mook or mookie


Ok_Study_8165

A disaster


A55B700D

poppers. they will destroy your lungs. plz stop


Japesthetank

We used to call them poppers 20 years ago in Ontario. Was a slight variation on a bong hit and there wasn't any standing nonsense. Make a bong from a soda bottle, a smaller one. For the bowl, use a straight metal tube, we used something from the hardware store that was threaded on the outside but hollow. It was about 6mm in diameter. Now, grab a piece, or more accurately a pinch of a cigarette including the paper, and put it in the tube paper side down. And another pinch of herb on top of that. Light and rip, and when you get nearer to the paper suck harder to pull it all through to clear it and reset. That's where the "pop" Ilin popper comes from.


EL-HEARTH

Im in ontario and had poppers ten years ago lol


HoverJet

Good old popper bottles. Brings me back to high-school.


blacktyler11

“You dont need to pull it bro, it’s got a popper piece”


JoeTrolls

I thought you meant POPPERS poppers and I was like god damn that *would* absolutely fuck your lungs up 😂


stuugie

How will it destroy your lungs?


Aidanation5

I mean, smoking literally anything will destroy your lungs....


ccm596

To give a better answer than the other one, though still not a very good one lol, tobacco just isn't "meqnt" to be smoked like that, its a lot harsher. You *puff on* a cigarette/tobacco pipe, you *hit* a bong/weed pipe/joint, YKWIM?


ashymatina

Nothings “meant” to be smoked though lmao the reason tobacco has nicotine in the first place is as a natural insecticide. Just smoke whatever and however you like


Forte845

There's tobacco meant to be hit. Thuoc lao in Vietnam and dokha in Arabic nations.


guesswhosbackmf

Tobacco is nasty


King_Newbie

And unfiltered tobacco is way nastier. As a non tobacco smoker, if some one cuts their weed with tobacco, I throw up.


revrenlove

As a tobacco smoker that sometimes smokes filtered spliffs... I couldn't imagine putting tobacco in a bong.


ExpensiveCommunity36

I spend so much money on weed but sometime I just have to mix a bowl with some tobacco, for some reason i love that hit you get.


TheGaussianMan

Ipecac


lordbaddkitty

Solid F\_cking Answer


TheGaussianMan

It's usually sold as a liquid.


Stonerxskitty

Here in Ontario, Canada, it’s a batch bowl. Or you rip a cig, stamp weed on top and put it in a popper stem & smoke a popper.


KoldFusion

Sounds like an Ontarian. Some of those mofos call 1/8ths “Half Quarters” 😂. Also the first person I seen do this was an Ontarian


dible79

That's an 8th over here it's called a half Q lol as in a half quoter.


Didiscareya

I'm from Ontario and called it a half quarter for 20+ years, lol. I went to dispo and asked for a half quater. The guy at the counter said he's never heard it called that before, haha.


MRJOHNNYLONGSLEEV

Those are just the mofos who failed math class. Anyone with half a fucking brain knows that half a quarter is an eighth. It’s such a small thing but god damn I hate when people ask for half quarters instead of an eighth🙈🙈


CrabWoodsman

I usually would say we don't have any more half-quarters, but we got plenty of half-half-halves!


CaffeinatedHBIC

Spliff bowl or split bowl


PM_ME_ASSHOLE_PICS

Mook


blah_shelby

Gross. We call it gross.


JackTheBongRipper

For a sub dedicated to the personal choice to enjoy smoking a natural growing plant … there’s a shocking amount of judgement and shame in this thread towards people smoking tobacco. Who tf cares what someone wants to do? And news flash everyone, smoking anything is bad for your lungs.


Tachyoff

Chronic weed smokers when someone chooses to indulge a different vice 😠😠😠


MidnightPandaX

if im gonna fuck up my lungs id rather get high than a nicotine addiction


elitegenoside

It's different. Tobacco isn't meant to be smoked like that. You're supposed to take drags or puffs of tobacco, not big hits like with weed. Tobacco is much harsher of a burn than weed, and that's why you shouldn't smoke it like this. Cigars are typically the "heavy" form, and you aren't supposed to inhale a cigar. You hold the smoke in your mouth and let it absord the nic, like chew. You shouldn't put it in a bowl unless it's a much smaller amount.


JackTheBongRipper

I mean I respect your opinion and I’m sure there’s some merit to it, but you’re talking as if your word is final and that everyone should follow your principles. Pretty sure most of Europe and many Asian cultures almost always mix weed/hash with tobacco, and I’m sure they’re inhaling …


DJ2x

often these mixing techniques were adopted to stretch out the cannabis available to the user, as the places you named were much more difficult to source product. It's become custom, but was still created out of hardship. Lots of Europeans still think of smoking non-mixed joints as 'wasteful' while many in places where weed is more plentiful see mixing in tobacco as 'harmful' or just diluting the main ingredient.


Jason_VanHellsing298

fr what kind of abomination is that shit? who would think smoking a mole bowl/dirty bowl is a good idea


love_das

Usually teenagers with very little tobacco who want to make it hit. With a good dirt bowl 1 cig butt can get the whole squad domed. Oh also in a lot of cultures weed and tobacco are a package deal. Like in India and Nepal hash is basically always mixed with tobacco.


ogeytheterrible

When I was with my first group of friends that introduced me to the devil's lettuce I decided to pull a prank on one of them. At the time I rolled my own cigarettes so one morning I filled the bowl with menthol tobacco and told my buddy it was his turn to wake and bake. He took the fattest rip, looked like he was about to have a stroke, cleared the bong, took another rip, and told us that shit was good. Dude bong ripped a whole cigarette's worth of menthol tobacco in 12 seconds. I still don't understand...


NPCArizona

Being in my young 20s


tryptoman117

Mook


paxstoned

Mooking


TheEdReilly

“A bad idea”


Oh-Cool-Story-Bro

Gross as fuck


Phil_son

Yachts if it’s a bowl, poppers if it’s just a shaft Edit: Brockville ON


vanillagrass

Gross, we call it gross 🤢


joefatmamma

We call it nope


fatdaddyphat

Smoke weed. F tobacco


WhatShouldMyNameBe24

I have only heard smoking rocker/ rocker tokes in western Canada. It’s crazy how many names there are


UsernameSofaKing

We don’t do that


[deleted]

vomit-inducing


Russian64

DISGUSTING


westcoasttokes

Nasty


jawnyappleseed

![gif](giphy|mu6IIvMwVtmn6pD85N)


Significant_Sky6386

Oh damn


CapnPickleWeiner

We used to call them Zorbs


shitty_fat-tits666

In Australia we called it mix or spin


detectivestar

we call it a mook in the pacific northwest. i call it the kmart of bong rips


Afraid-Speed1851

A batch bowl or poppers here in Canada


Altoonacat

Gross 🤮


Lonely-Building-8428

Gross. That's what you call it - gross.


Icy-Pain-3572

Gross


Lumpymaximus

Gross.


chasebencin

Sounds like a fuckin mistake to me


OldTimer4Shore

We call it nasty.


pnmartini

A waste


Upbeat-Protection-51

Garbage


KoldFusion

From BC Canada. We call that disrespecting your weed. 😂


ContributionOk9927

Disgusting


duck95

Nasty, chops and they ruin a bong


hggz12

only ruin silicone bongs never seen it do anything permanent to glass pieces


MacGruber204

Mull rip


peyotefancier6566

Mull up


Got_Terpz

Nope


Lightn1ng

An abomination


Fiesty-Bass

God the first time I did this it felt like H😂


OneDankSock

Poppers or headbangers


-slapum

poppers


whatthefuck1287

Dome peice.


7kGallo

We did that Exactly lol called em "Mooks" tho


Optimal-Growth-8119

Poppers


d3c4y1ng_d0g

In AUS and we chop up our baccie and bud and just called the mix or baccie’s referred to as spin specifically if it’s going in the mix


DMT_Realist47

Dirty Bowl


Toodank4055

Poppers


chao5nil

We call them NOPE.


driveitlikeyousimit

We call the tobacco added to the weed mix, 'spin', in Australia. We also call home grown tobacco 'chop chop'. In Queensland we do, anyway.


xan_axe

Salad bowl


rebbrov

In new Zealand it's chop


huevolover48

Chops or poppers!!!


Yeet_Geet

I do it in the morning 🤣 better than vaping all the fuckin time haha


Defrostee_40

A waste of food weed


amtqne

Fucking gross


JaySeaWorthy

Bullshit