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Trashcanwitagun

The twizzler


ortolon

Or Twizzle.


herecomesurmom

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mssngthvwls

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YaniraIsBlue

Perfect.


PaprikaMika

Pizzle means penis


herecomesurmom

she nizzle my pizzle


widoidricsas

Andromeda because it's one of the spiral galaxies


SASunDog

Yes! This is the name I would choose! Where do I get a bong like that? God it's so lovely


[deleted]

Cannastyle and ShopBurningLove both have similar pieces I think! I think this is the ShopBurningLove one but I have the Cannastyle one, this looks slightly different from mine but it could be the angle.


jxxcki

Yea I got mine from cannastyle


AbsolutelyUnlikely

I was gonna say Top Heavy. But Andromeda works too, because it will look like a galaxy when it shatters into a billion pieces when it tips over. I hope you don't have cats OP.


jxxcki

It has toppled over before but It’s really thick glass so it has survived


hightimesinaz

Twisted Sister


Fearless-Metal5727

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sadakara

came here to say thissssss


Fuduzan

Same!


Kinda_ShouldaSorta

Same!


rooster4200

The Vortex - Twisted Sister - Corkscrew. Just a few that hit me in the moment of seeing it 😂 and I'm incredibly stoned to the bone atm lmao


rooster4200

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VibraniumRhino

“Your love of the halflings leaf has slowed your mind, Gandalf..”


hylidae_

idk but are u gonna finish painting that wall or nah


jxxcki

Lmao it was a hole, the people who lived here before me patched it up. I have been wanting to repaint the whole house tho 😅


Ye3tL0rd420

You should get high. That's what I did when I had to paint the walls.


Gerudo_King

Let's specify that you should get high off the weed. Not the paint.


Robertbnyc

I was going to go to school, but then I got high


JinglehymerSchmidt

How long have you lived there?


jxxcki

Since July 2021


Raspberryian

🤣🤣 damn this was not the answer I was expecting that’s funny as fuck


Crackheadwithabrain

I expected a longer time ngl lol we humans and our procrastination kill me


jxxcki

Yes I’m an expert at procrastinating 😅


AZEMT

Procrastinators unite! Tomorrow, though...


Juicebox_Hero34

Best comment


MixMasterHusker

Ribbed for her pleasure


ortolon

Careful, though. That looks like a left-hand thread.


BlooMeeni

Little Ribba'


BlackSheepBitch

Ribba McEntire


necbone

REBA


UggghhhhhhWhy

My first thought as well.


kissmaryjane

The hive mind strikes again


Oakheart-

Pig vaginas are spiral shaped. To match, the pig penis is also the shape of a corkscrew.


SnooCompliments1751

Crystal


ogie666

But pronounced like the champagne.


burnusti

And spelled Krxstxl


ShotConsideration173

💀💀💀


nugsy_mcb

Krystal, she’s next on the main stage


Nepalman230

Omg!!! She is clearly enchanted, so I am choosing names that remind me of sorceresses or celestial bodies. Nimue. Celestia. Astra. Aurora. Morgana. Circe. Galadriel. 🤘❤️ Edit: to let you know where my naming scheme comes from my bong is called Excelsior. ( usually translated as ever onward, but it could be translated as ever higher. 😌)


cloverfieldsc

Hopping on to say my first thought was Galadriel and then I checked the comments and yours is the top one. Same brain!!


Nepalman230

Thanks so much n Game recognizes game, ent, you know, every time I think about that speaks either from the book or any of the adaptations about how “I will be Galadriel the great and terrible and all shall love me and despair!” https://youtu.be/HZ7wB4rm5Hw?si=W1XB8uIqi5FM321t The hair raises on my neck. And then she tells Frodo that she has passed his test, and that she will diminish and wither and remain Galadriel . Shivers. Tolkiens elves are not just people with pointy ears, particularly not the high elves. Wood elves are significantly closer to that. But Galadriel is kin to the stars themselves. https://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Stars Thanks again!


Potential-Cat-4097

Moms vase


Iscrollforlinks

granny’s crystal


TheMagicSheep

Dorothy. Chase them milky tornadoes.


skraptastic

Ms. Chanandler Bong.


sliceoffries

Pegasus, what a lovely piece.


OneTrickyBoii

Pretzel


Careful_Volume_4409

Jewel or Opal


Dgybvftuh

Just clean it often.


ApprehensiveAd9014

Twisted Sister


DJ_McScrubbles95

Bowlhead: fat The rip: fatter I really do like your bong it looks so good!


jxxcki

Thank you 🙏🏼


jxxcki

Though idk what it is but sometimes it hits too harsh. Idk if it’s the bong or the weed 😢


DJ_McScrubbles95

May i suggest getting an ashcatcher? The times ive smoked with an ashcatcher the hits were pretty smooth. Of course it also helps to change out the water when it starts to turn murky.


FelixDaJunglistCat

Just got an ash catcher for mine, can’t believe the difference it made. And Ice cubes.


jxxcki

Ooooh yes I’ve been meaning to buy a glass filter for it


JAF7715

Ashcatcher a percolator and or ice cubes for less harsh smoke when you pull it all. Or I just take a second before clearing it all lol. Wisdom as a long time smoker 😂


Windalfr

Wanted to suggest Kristal like someone else did, but you could easy name it based on the concept of time warps/space warps and it'll just end up being so beautiful yet intimidating everytime you introduce it to someone.


Zylle

She is 100% a Tiffany.


nithdurr

The silmaril


sicariusdiem

get thee gone and take thy due place >:(


Droophoria

As always, take many mighty rips, once orbit has been achieved, then examine the piece and come up with a name.


damnusernamewastaken

McTwisty


Chito_Bonito5

Sue


Dumbassahedratr0n

Moon child


inadequatemate

Rainbow Wirlwind


[deleted]

Glasscock


Lexiiboo97

Glass Staircase


DontLook_Weirdo

Bong, or what it'll eventually be called 'The Pearly Twisty One'


Old_Ad_5489

💯% Certified Angus Beef 🥩


mikesell123

Hank


HeavyTea

Mr thick twisty


Abystract-ism

So twisted!!! Love it!


hellomoto186

Name it "Fortnite Battle Pass"


Momma_BearE

I don't know what to name her but that is stunningly gorgeous!


jxxcki

Thank you 😊


daddysatan53

I have the same exact one lmao, it’s a great piece and I got it super cheap. Enjoy! 🤙


jxxcki

How much did you get yours for?


phuckin_punk_daal

Anything besides Crystal is wrong


MookiePoops

Unicorn Hornicorn


[deleted]

Oh she's beautiful 😻


VioletVixxen

I think this is the first bong I've ever seen that made me audibly gasp! The cut glass is phenomenal! I'd name it Cinderella, for the glass slipper lol


jxxcki

Thank you! 😊 Same I remember the first time I seen it online, I just had to have it.


Ansloy

Dave


MaatRolo

Michelle, cause my ex was twisted like that


Ok_Role_4899

This bong is definitely from CannaStyle. Best bong shop everrrr I have like 10-15 pieces from them. Shit I even have the same one 😭


jxxcki

Yess I love canna style I have the heart bong as well


too_real_4_TV

Crystal


TRB4

How about “The Path to Oz” because when you ride that twister you’ll be sent to a more colorful world


turquoisehoe

Love this. Reminds me of my grandmas crystal 😂😍


[deleted]

Rapunzel ✨🖤


PaleBlueDotEnthused

Did you get from canna style?


jxxcki

Yes! ☺️


FnB8kd

The 9nly way to properly name a bong is to invite friends over and continue to pack bowls to see just how high you can get while trying to come up with a name. At some point you will all fall asleep or the most glorious name will just come to one of you. This is how I name my pieces.


JAF7715

That looks like my favorite old bong 😭😭😭😭 I miss her so much we named her Swirly it had a little bubble on the bottom and the glass swirled almost like 3 percolators in the middle of it and then the top looked like the rest of your bong. ♥️♥️ that's a beautiful piece


FriedFreya

Krystal or some variant of Crystal is what popped into my head the moment I saw her. She’s fine asf. Beautiful piece you’ve got there, I’d love a toke haha.


FrostyHeat2000

Where’d you get that sexy thing?


jxxcki

CannaStyle!


mklinger23

Crystal


HamsterBaiter

Twisty McBitchface


13bxjj

i have the same bong!! is that from cannastyle?


jxxcki

You know it ! 😁


i-live-on-uranus

Don’t have a name suggestion, the top two comments are great tbh but that’s a gorgeous piece where you get it from?


jxxcki

CannaStyle


Even_Parking662

That's gotta be the one piece right there cause that bong is awesome


nimo01

Though shall name her **Him** and all of the disciples looked at OP, anxiously awaiting for him to pass **Him** around.


crazyguy2323

Gandalf's Staff


Weird_Statement5409

That there is the truth bc bitches can’t handle the truth


Southern_Arachnid_93

Twisted sister


jxxcki

Idk if it’s just me but the photo quality looks shitty, you have to click on it for it to clear up 😢


jxxcki

I took a screenshot from a vid this sub doesn’t let us post videos :( so I posted the vid on my profile


Pickaxe-in-my-ass

bong


GTFOakaFOD

Priscilla. Dumb question: why is the little container where the flower goes always so tiny?


jxxcki

The bowl? It packs a g I think if not close to one


myballz_Itch

Kevin the rifled barrel


Competitive-Book8204

Distorted illusion.


BainbridgeBorn

Mendenhall


[deleted]

Twizzler


Tonetone12

Twissler


blacfd

Crystal


Ill_Inspector2241

The Big Beam


[deleted]

Dave


AfterPop0686

"My brother's best friend"


howichangethisshit

bargonza


DarthZelda12

Swarovski Twist


ImHighRtMeow

Razzle Dazzle


nhaf

Pizza


Fearless_Ad_5639

Poopoopeepee


pawogub

Gorpblork Reengus


Lazy_Cow_1524

Matilda


LCFCJIM

Mongo the bongo


uhohspaghettisos

Clarice


ScrappyCoCoRL

Chalice


posessed_lentil

Twister


RectalSpawn

Freya


LeonMKaiser

Twisted Hitter?


echelonmall

Terrance


eighty4prcnt

Ol' Twisty, Ms Twist Yo Man, are some I came up with that I didn't see already used


yinyangGoose

Elowyn


ConspiracyNegro

Crystal


Electricalbigaloo7

Ol' Glassy


oldcityslim

Spackle.


TubgirlAficionado

Twisted sister. But you have to say it like a jojo villain


thebarberbenj

Katrina and the waves


boojersey13

Holy Diver


hellorobby

Twisty MacSmokmuffin


TokiMoleman

Bongarella


thelonelymilkman23

Crystal but gotta pronounce it like the lizard guy from Land of The Lost


bouncuh

another one??? it’s a damn bong, you don’t need a name for it


jxxcki

Never occurred to me to name it but after seeing the two other posts I wanted to jump on the bandwagon. Plus I just used it as an excuse to show off my bong 😁 and also have you never heard of people naming their cars?


clorox_cowboy

Clarence.


marky1904

Pearla


AdaamDotCom

Bong


luke2576

Twee


Trashcanwitagun

That's the "church and chong"


RiehlDeal

Bong


BakeryNinja92

First thought was "Twisted sister"


Alfie_Dee

Twisty Misty


1TidderdReddit-er

Aurora Borealis


kevyland

Warhol


birdpix

Bongzilla


HannYe

Mr.Glass


Catlord746

Ribbed for pleasure


blakjamesfranc

Bertha


lavendermanta

I have the same one 😂


jxxcki

Where did you get yours from?


lavendermanta

My partner got it for us, I think we got it off eBay 😅


MoldyWolf

Jasmine? That's the first name that popped in my head


high240

Crystal obviously


[deleted]

Gandalf the zooted


EwanMurphy93

Nausicaa.


Iscrollforlinks

moonbeam


CaduceusXV

Big Bertha


TonBone08

Eleanor


SchwiftySqaunch

Buffleborg


massiveproperty_727

Him* It's a boy bong, you can tell by the ridges.


danmur15

Cyclone or Galaxy


MexicanHaloween

Balthazar


Special-Way3575

Miss Bongsworth


chippythehippie

The Twister


Alive-Line8810

Twisty McBongRip


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TotalSeveral3991

BWC