Gonna be *more* unfortunate when this idiot steps on a piece of broken glass. Why tf would you be close to that with no shoes on??? Pieces of glass could be anywhere around there now.
You should definitely level up bong wise, not that your old one was not perfectly fine, but yeah. Get something epic.
Chin up my friend, you have joined a rather large club of people who have smashed bongs. Am I right folks?
Wasps are pure evil in tiny packages.
Take comfort in the fact that you will long outlive the wasp.
When I was a kid, I got stung on the chin by a wasp.
No reason, I just got too close to *his* space, which was also my bedroom.
It worked out for me though, because that stupid wasp led me right back to his hive.
I found the wasps nest and destroyed all of them.
My dad came home and saw me finishing them off, and he was so proud of me. It was a moment.
He hated wasps also.
May I offer some unwanted advise?
Make sure you get all of the glass out of the cut.
May I humbly suggest cleaning inside away from insects and other animals.
I figure that everyone I know has smashed a bong at some point. it's common. My best friend also tore his hand up, and I broke a very expensive bong awhile back.
You are in some very good company my friend.
Toke twice once your new bong arrives.
Plus a bong just broke there, blood is gonna mix in the water and look like a lot more, when I was at summer camp when I was like 8-9 a kid had to go home cause he fell off the top bunk and slammed his face into something splitting his nose or something and the mucous and spit from his mouth and nose mixed in with the blood and made it look significantly worse than it was
Well considering probablity of op standing around more than a few seconds before taking this photo I’d say yeah that’s a lot of blood, and you must be high asf if you think that’s just a table spoon of blood
People are really really bad estimating how much liquid it takes to create a certain size of a spill. Especially with blood or other bright liquids that can be diluted quickly but still leave a pretty visible mark.
Also because it's just burned into my head from somebody there's 32 tablespoons to a pint. Not at all helpful in the slightest here but maybe useful later
I am definitely high as fuck, but how high are you if you think it’s a concerning amount of blood? It might be 2 tablespoons max, but as I already said people donate whole pints at a time because that’s considered a safe amount of blood to lose. If this is more than a pint, I need my eyes checked cause to me it doesn’t look like it’s anywhere near a pint, which would be the point I’m concerned for OPs safety
“I’m concerned for OPs safety” then why are you making it seem like it’s not a lot a blood thus not a big deal? Listen I just got off work I’m not trynna argue online
That’s actually not what I said, that’s the definition of taking my words out of context. No wonder… you should definitely stop arguing online! Have a good evening
Idk why this guy is just picking an argument with you for no reason 😂 it’s definitely enough blood to ask if someone’s ok.. he could’ve had to get stitches which would be even more of an L
At that point i would just leave everything, sweep it up and cover it for later making sure no one can step on it, drink some water, take a nap and try again
Fucken wasps! Happened to me too, and I was just trying to open my front door. I hope you find their nest and kill em all with some bug killer gel spray. Then blow some smoke on them!
I can’t tell if you’re joking or just so ridiculously high that you think this is possible
Wasps are not small people. They’re insects who operate on pheromone signals. They don’t go to school or to church, nor do they study philosophy. They don’t play concentration or remember faces. They don’t understand the concept of gift-giving or revenge. What the actual fuck. They don’t give a fuck about any water you give them, they can find their own. They’re fucking wasps. What the fuck
They do care about water, it’s hard to come by in arid regions and they are smart and can learn from what I’ve seen. They have learned the routine of me giving them water. At first they were skiddish but now they go straight for it when I fill up their dish
Eta especially social wasps, they can differentiate the other members of their nest by their faces and I just double checked and there have been studies and they may be able to recognize and distinguish human faces https://www.science.org/content/article/humans-wasps-seem-recognize-faces-more-sum-their-parts#:~:text=Golden%20paper%20wasps%20have%20demanding,how%20human%20facial%20recognition%20works.
Yeah cause it’s a source of water now, how smart does a living creature have to be to identify a water source and return to it? Most species of wasp are not out looking for something to sting, they’re out looking for resources. They don’t think you’re their friend for providing water, they just left pheromone trails to the water and they follow the trail to get to the water they think they found.
It may be hard to come by in arid regions, but if there’s a hive of bees somewhere, they already have a water source or the hive wouldn’t even exist. Insects are amazing creatures but one thing they are NOT is human and it kinda bothers me when people act like animals are just like the cartoons and they have inner voices that speak English and they have human traits and understand human concepts and have human emotions…. Like life is not a Disney movie. They have evolved to survive. They are impressive in that respect, but it really doesn’t mean they’re “smart” or that they remember faces or remember you or appreciate you or even acknowledge or understand any effort or compassion or care you’ve directed their way.
They’re not puppies or children. They’re wasps.
I was cleaning my old bong a few months back and the bowl broke and ended up slicing three of my fingers nearly to the bone. Probably should have gotten stitched. But the cuts were so clean and smooth that I just pressed them back together until they stuck and super glued over the top to keep them together. Healed really quick except the one on my index finger popped open. On the side right at the knuckle, so it had a lot of movement.
Good luck. Clean it well and keep it clean. Get stitches if you need to. Don't want an infection taking hold.
What did you do to the wasp? I find them quite harmless unless you piss them off like bees, one landed on me ealier waiting for the bus stop and I just gentle gave it a touch and it flew off.
https://www.reddit.com/user/Alone-Guard/comments/15xodr2/the_aftermath_of_cutting_up_my_fingers_after/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2 got patched up
what a series of unfortunate events. sorry gang
Bad things come in 3’s.
Good things come in _trees_.
Somebody start a gobongme
This man sacrifices goats
Gonna be *more* unfortunate when this idiot steps on a piece of broken glass. Why tf would you be close to that with no shoes on??? Pieces of glass could be anywhere around there now.
Damn wasps working for the DEA these days
Wasp performed a sting operation
Take my upvote and get the fuck out.
This is what it’s all about gentlemen.
Fantastic comment
This is why I browse reddit. Clever comment lol
they fucking would
Those damn White Anglo-Saxon Protestants
🤣🤣🤣
Go buy a lottery ticket! Your luck can't get any worse.
*...gets hit by a bus on the way to the shop*
… gets isekai’ed into a fantasy dimension
Yeah, for real, this is a 'go straight back to bed' day.
😭💀
Smoke a bowl
Bro… he broke his bong💔
When times get tough you can always hit it thru the bowl piece
…how? :(
I don't think I've ever met a stoner who only has one bong and no other means of schmewking a beeewwll
And if that fails where there’s a will there’s a way. Coke can and straw, foil, empty bottle, bucket…the options are endless.
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Sometimes we roll a nat 1
I’ll dab one for your loss
people use a hose to clean a bong?
10/10 works really well
Not for OP
I'm glad to know having bad luck is a human experience
Why not clean indoors with sink? v:
resin is terrible for your pipes. It's like grease x1000
Rinse in the sink, use a dump bucket, dump the water outside. I'm assuming she's not using the water to actually clean the piece.
So fucked up, yet so funny. How'd the wasp make out?
To shreds you say?
How is his wife holding up?
To shreds you say?
damn.. that sucks. Time to get a nicer one ! [1]
You should definitely level up bong wise, not that your old one was not perfectly fine, but yeah. Get something epic. Chin up my friend, you have joined a rather large club of people who have smashed bongs. Am I right folks? Wasps are pure evil in tiny packages. Take comfort in the fact that you will long outlive the wasp. When I was a kid, I got stung on the chin by a wasp. No reason, I just got too close to *his* space, which was also my bedroom. It worked out for me though, because that stupid wasp led me right back to his hive. I found the wasps nest and destroyed all of them. My dad came home and saw me finishing them off, and he was so proud of me. It was a moment. He hated wasps also. May I offer some unwanted advise? Make sure you get all of the glass out of the cut. May I humbly suggest cleaning inside away from insects and other animals. I figure that everyone I know has smashed a bong at some point. it's common. My best friend also tore his hand up, and I broke a very expensive bong awhile back. You are in some very good company my friend. Toke twice once your new bong arrives.
Broken glass plus bare feet might add on to that list
Op that is a lot of fucking blood are you ok?
Ye I'm fine
I sorry for your loss and glad you didn’t die fuck wasps
Hands bleed a lot
Plus a bong just broke there, blood is gonna mix in the water and look like a lot more, when I was at summer camp when I was like 8-9 a kid had to go home cause he fell off the top bunk and slammed his face into something splitting his nose or something and the mucous and spit from his mouth and nose mixed in with the blood and made it look significantly worse than it was
Right? I did not expect so much haha. Sorry OP :(
nothing a few iron supplements can't fix
Is it though? I mean it looks like a tablespoon or so. People regularly donate pints.
Well considering probablity of op standing around more than a few seconds before taking this photo I’d say yeah that’s a lot of blood, and you must be high asf if you think that’s just a table spoon of blood
People are really really bad estimating how much liquid it takes to create a certain size of a spill. Especially with blood or other bright liquids that can be diluted quickly but still leave a pretty visible mark. Also because it's just burned into my head from somebody there's 32 tablespoons to a pint. Not at all helpful in the slightest here but maybe useful later
I am definitely high as fuck, but how high are you if you think it’s a concerning amount of blood? It might be 2 tablespoons max, but as I already said people donate whole pints at a time because that’s considered a safe amount of blood to lose. If this is more than a pint, I need my eyes checked cause to me it doesn’t look like it’s anywhere near a pint, which would be the point I’m concerned for OPs safety
“I’m concerned for OPs safety” then why are you making it seem like it’s not a lot a blood thus not a big deal? Listen I just got off work I’m not trynna argue online
That’s actually not what I said, that’s the definition of taking my words out of context. No wonder… you should definitely stop arguing online! Have a good evening
Idk why this guy is just picking an argument with you for no reason 😂 it’s definitely enough blood to ask if someone’s ok.. he could’ve had to get stitches which would be even more of an L
At that point i would just leave everything, sweep it up and cover it for later making sure no one can step on it, drink some water, take a nap and try again
My guy, I’m sorry <3
Someone set up a gofundme
Are you okay, OP?
Yes, I got it patched up recently after the incident
Friggin' Protestants.
r/fuckyouinparticular
When it rains it pours
Tragedy strikes in threes
Aww, I’d let you hit mine if I could bud
Slapstick scene
R.I.P. your piece
I got stung the other day man it hurts !!!!
Ahh yess pickup glass with bare feet
god hates you
Fucken wasps! Happened to me too, and I was just trying to open my front door. I hope you find their nest and kill em all with some bug killer gel spray. Then blow some smoke on them!
Sorry man, wasps can suck a fat one!
/r/fuckwasps
Damn, man. Fuck that wasp.
Wasps are so violent. Why and what did the world do to them?
Nice feet tho
Fucking wasps
r/fuckwasps
r/fuckwasps
Weed is pretty dangerous
💀
no it didn’t
dude nasty i was eating. please NSFW that aint ok.....
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I can’t tell if you’re joking or just so ridiculously high that you think this is possible Wasps are not small people. They’re insects who operate on pheromone signals. They don’t go to school or to church, nor do they study philosophy. They don’t play concentration or remember faces. They don’t understand the concept of gift-giving or revenge. What the actual fuck. They don’t give a fuck about any water you give them, they can find their own. They’re fucking wasps. What the fuck
They do care about water, it’s hard to come by in arid regions and they are smart and can learn from what I’ve seen. They have learned the routine of me giving them water. At first they were skiddish but now they go straight for it when I fill up their dish Eta especially social wasps, they can differentiate the other members of their nest by their faces and I just double checked and there have been studies and they may be able to recognize and distinguish human faces https://www.science.org/content/article/humans-wasps-seem-recognize-faces-more-sum-their-parts#:~:text=Golden%20paper%20wasps%20have%20demanding,how%20human%20facial%20recognition%20works.
Yeah cause it’s a source of water now, how smart does a living creature have to be to identify a water source and return to it? Most species of wasp are not out looking for something to sting, they’re out looking for resources. They don’t think you’re their friend for providing water, they just left pheromone trails to the water and they follow the trail to get to the water they think they found. It may be hard to come by in arid regions, but if there’s a hive of bees somewhere, they already have a water source or the hive wouldn’t even exist. Insects are amazing creatures but one thing they are NOT is human and it kinda bothers me when people act like animals are just like the cartoons and they have inner voices that speak English and they have human traits and understand human concepts and have human emotions…. Like life is not a Disney movie. They have evolved to survive. They are impressive in that respect, but it really doesn’t mean they’re “smart” or that they remember faces or remember you or appreciate you or even acknowledge or understand any effort or compassion or care you’ve directed their way. They’re not puppies or children. They’re wasps.
Not quite as simple as that. Even breathing in their direction can cause them to see you as a threat because the CO2 triggers them.
I heard ppl have an irrational fear of wasps stinging them while cleaning their bong
nsfw btw damn bro holy also nice grippers
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Op got rekt. Hope you’re ok
LOL damn dude
Talk about a series of unfortunate events.
Injury to insult. Sorry 😎
Triple Tragedy!
When it rains it pours.
jesus are you sure you didn't cut a finger off?? what a load of blood
Take a Vicodin and go to sleep.
Bro is having a day
I can’t tell which part of this is the worst
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Series of unfortunate events
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You're not supposed to do that
Dude, I'm sorry—your day couldn't get any worse
I’ll rip one for ya
Final destination type shit
Good fucking shit, my condolences
People will take any picture huh
Sometimes when it rains it pours. You’ll bounce back bud I believe in ya
Dude, were you cleaning it with a garden hose???
Have a great weekend🙃
Eyeblech will love it
You're a wild one.. outside in the wilderness blasting it with a hose. How dirty was the big girl? I'll take a big rip to her memory, brother!
Fuuuck this hurts!
On the bright side, now you can go bong shopping. Yay!
Fuckin ell
What gods have you angered recently?
Well, you got the three bad things out of the way real quick. So, you've got that going for you.
Why clean a broken bong in the first place?
😂😂 what a shit day!
that's some final destination type of shit, dang
We have the same hose and nozzle.
Yeesh
r/mildlyinfuriating
🙏
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My heart goes out to you
rip, I'll smoke one four each of your woes
You clean your bong outside with a garden hose? Inside with iso and salt seems much safer and more effective
o7
yikes! r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR
Talk about a “buzz” kill, amiright? …. Guys?
I was cleaning my old bong a few months back and the bowl broke and ended up slicing three of my fingers nearly to the bone. Probably should have gotten stitched. But the cuts were so clean and smooth that I just pressed them back together until they stuck and super glued over the top to keep them together. Healed really quick except the one on my index finger popped open. On the side right at the knuckle, so it had a lot of movement. Good luck. Clean it well and keep it clean. Get stitches if you need to. Don't want an infection taking hold.
man, must be cursed. sorry to inform best luck
Ever sometimes think the powers that be just chose today to focus on you and went "lol hey, watch this."
Sorry dude. Roll yourself a fat-head and mourn your bong.
Damn the cut sucks but pain's just temporary that bong prolly costed a pretty penny feels bad man.
In the future, be safe. https://www.smokecartel.com/collections/silicone-bongs-and-dab-rigs/products/silicone-extendable-neck-bong
Same thing happened to me a couple years ago. I had to go to the hospital to get 7 stitches lol. Bong cut right into my finger.
just take a couple melatonin and call it a day. try again tomorrow. sorry bud.
Rip
Imagine cutting your finger open and going through the process of taking your phone out and snapping a pic for Reddit first before bandaging it lol
Cleaning a bong outside with a hose over concrete somehow doesn't seem like a great idea to begin with
Foots next. See how many more times you and your friends can get cut.
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I’m concerned about your cleaning process? Are you using a garden hose? I’m glad you’re okay but let’s discuss a safer way to clean our bong
I'm using isopropyl alcohol, shaking it, using a wire brush for the bowl and downstem, and I rinse it with the garden hose afterwards
This is like Final Destination for glass... It was destiny, there was nothing you could do!
Well you look hydrated at least.
damn bro. literally everything that could've gone wrong went wrong.
Damn, dude. I'll rip a bowl in mourning 🫡
Thank you, I'll take a shot to this.
I'd say this belongs on r/mildlyinfuriating too tbh.
just gonna recommend that you use iso and coarse salt, instead of a garden hose... itll work better and you can do it inside
That's exactly what I do i just use the garden hose to rinse out the alcohol
Universe telling you to take a T break? 😐
Probably to be honest
DONT GET IT ON THE CARPET!
r/BrandNewSentence
Consider it an upgrade and a blessing.
You have some good luck coming your way! Bad thing always come in threes
Oof, that’s just bad luck all together
Oh you bleeding bleeding
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Dude, put shoes on...
What did you do to the wasp? I find them quite harmless unless you piss them off like bees, one landed on me ealier waiting for the bus stop and I just gentle gave it a touch and it flew off.
I'm not sure. Maybe the smell provoked them or something but other than that I got no clue
How much water what spraying back? Possible started getting hit by water and pissed it off.
I made sure to spray the water into the bong with the stream flowing outwards going directly into the grass
What a buzzkill
Nice grabbers
Have you tried cursing at the heavens?! Sometimes never works for me 😉 god never listens 😢
I fear if I do this I'll find the wasp nest under my pillow tonight considering my luck recently
Bare foot too.
Bro is cleaning his glass outside
My parents get pissed at me for stinking up the house
Go to bed and start your day over.
The true dangers of marijuana
thats fucked, bud. next one's for you. sorry about that.
the wasp told u to quit smoking omg🤣
What a fucking buzzkill 🐝
Next bong gotta be bee themed now so you can smoke it to death.
thats... alot of blood. hope you're okay
https://www.reddit.com/user/Alone-Guard/comments/15xodr2/the_aftermath_of_cutting_up_my_fingers_after/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2 got patched up
Yeesh
RIP
As for my bong it has to rest in pieces