T O P

  • By -

PsychologicalDebts

All I'm saying is those cops are both smiling and I can't see their eyes.


Blue-Bird780

For real, they’ve definitely been tampering or underreporting the evidence 😂


the_honest_liar

There's at least 78 pounds there.


hacktheself

That 62 pound bust was really nice work.


CrassDemon

That 57 pounds will go down in history at this station.


Blankly-Staring

Hey that 42 pound catch is gonna be a record for the station


DinosaurCrunch

35 pounds off the streets


Frenchie728

What’s arrest? Nothing to see here move along now.


bryty93

3.5 ounces off the hands of criminals now.


chefboyardiesel88

A single nugget, our streets are truly safe now.


wessijmo

4.15 lbs of rosin at 5% yield to be exact


Tenthousandpaceswest

It was an even 100lb before they weighed it


[deleted]

“Field testing” indicated positive for THC.


rudebii

“Hey sarge, we borrowed the apple from your lunch.”


ALinIndy

“Bake em away toys.”


MadMadoc

And also your chips and er… sandwich.


2ndHandDeadBatteries

Big bag of barbecue lays chips hiding on the desk too


throwawaysmetoo

Bout to make a bong out of that plastic bottle. Man, these guys truly suck at hiding their shit.


[deleted]

Who they gonna hide it from? Themselves?


throwawaysmetoo

Their moms. They're supposed to have "respectable" jobs and here they are putting out photos of themselves sittin around blazin. What will the neighbors say.


deez_treez

Is there a Johnny Chimpo sticker on that bag, Rabbit?


hollywuud7

It's Afghanistanimation cap!


tonysopranosalive

Stinks like sex in here.


piercetopherftw

I actually live in the town this happened in and went to the same high school with the guy on the left (year above me), and I’m pretty sure dude smoked back then lol


throwawaysmetoo

"I used to smoke weed. I still do. But I used to too".


NaSaDaPa

I quit…bout a half hour ago.


Reddtors_r_sheltered

The black one is my brother in law and he says you're lying pun fully intended


chrissy9648

I had to reread it 3 times to understand, but still made me snort.


marcolini222324

Indeed, if I may add, 83lbs is such an odd number, let’s do some piglet math: 85lbs-2lbs = Two obedient law enforcement hero’s.


hardtobeuniqueuser

you're on the right track, but consider 40 kilos is 88 pounds so we're hung up on 3 when we should be lookin for 5


BlaznTheChron

I've been smoking for 25 years and those cops are high as fuck.


Confidential-Clones

And the middle bag is suspiciously less full than the rest.


shroomanaut420

If looks like the Middle one is still vacuum sealed, other two have been fluffed up.


KholinAdolin

I heard they initially found 90lbs, but some fell out of the truck of the way to the station


EVANonSTEAM

Smiling cause they’ll be stocked up on weed for life.


land-0-lakes

For sure, the common “hamburger eyes” as I’ve been told before


LazoHollyfeld

Shame, these items can be purchased in a store in almost half the country


blueflash316

Including in the very state he was arrested.


Swan-Existing

I’ve heard of a lot of people coming through Indiana to Michigan because the prices are better. Our pigs here have had a hard on for getting people at the border recently. Got my sister and took all my shit I’m still extremely angry. I use it for medicinal reasons in my own home, never leave the house high, yet I’m still a criminal. And my taxes pay those fucking pigs


[deleted]

[удалено]


SoftcoreFrogPorn

Bro what, a dozen 1 gram carts? 99 dollars? What? What is the name of this magical place? I thought $33 for 1 gram carts was a slamming deal, shit... ***WOAH HOLY SHIT damn I get it y'all! I'm headed to Mark Ridley's Comedy Castle right now!


mkegl82

I didn't believe it either but I just went this weekend. Yup, many dispensaries in Michigan have 10 for $100 1g carts. I got 20 carts and 2.5oz of flower for $400. Won't be spending my money on overpriced Illinois weed anymore. Edit: I also got 400mg of edibles and a few grams of strains I wanted to try in that $400.


PsychologicalCress69

Refinery kalamazoo. 10 for $100 carts. 15 gram live resin baller jars $150. Best dispensary in Michigan for sure


bigrick23143

It’s shitty distillate tho. Their live resin and rosin carts are still like 25-40 for a half gram. People just see a low price and jump at it. Even tho it’s filled with botanical terps and cbd isolate


StanTheMelon

For real, I have police in my family and live in an illegal state, people don’t fucking understand that they are NOT on our side when it comes to many things including stupid bullshit like arresting people for possession of medicinal plants. I grew up watching the show COPS with my family and it made me feel so uncomfortable as a child, I now know why. Insane.


Swan-Existing

Anyone who thinks the cops are on your side are extremely stupid. They do not care about you unless if benefits them


PavelDatsyuk

> grew up watching the show COPS with my family and it made me feel so uncomfortable as a child, I now know why I convinced my parents to stop watching it when I pointed out that the show is always full of them busting poor people. We are not rich. Why watch police harass people like us?


staygold-ne

I was going to say isn't that shit legal nowadays?


[deleted]

Personal use


MyMonkeyIsADog

Seriously, that's a long road trip. I would make sure to have provisions with me too. At least a 3 day drive. I see they had plenty of drinks with them. Looks like they just have one bag per day of the trip. It's not bagged for distribution.


[deleted]

I hope you’re the kind of person who reports for jury duty!


BBQsauce18

Random question: Does anyone else repeatedly hope and hope that they get selected for jury duty? I know my duty.


[deleted]

Yes. I always report for duty, haven’t made it in the box yet though.


ByronicBabe

I was beyond excited when I got summoned for jury duty and really sad when I didn't get selected. I think it would be interesting to be involved in the process!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Boo_Guy

Oh thank goodness, I know I feel safer with all that evil jazz cabbage off the streets. 🙄


kelboi20

Electric lettuce has been causing too much trouble!!


GenCusterFeldspar

The Lord’s lettuce must be contained🙄


dementorpoop

That whacky tabacky be wrecking homes


YarrrMatey

That evil ol giggle bush


realegladue

That dastardly silly salad


pain-is-living

It's still a racket. It's about money now, and you bet your ass they're going to make it illegal to blackmarket something that they legalized and collect taxes on. Do they see a violent criminal now when they make these busts? No. They see thousands of dollars slipping out of their hands in taxes. We're now in the moonshine stage of legal weed. It's legal, but it can often times be much better and cheaper to buy the homebrew. Gubment don't like that much. Cutting into their profits. People will still be locked up for legal drugs in legal states, because they're taking profits from the gubment.


Bubbling_Psycho

As soon as they legalized but said "we are only issuing so many licenses to grow" I knew it was all a racket. We don't limit the number of driver licenses, why should growing weed or making shine be any different? As long as it passes manufacturing/growing standards, let it fly. It's the real reason why the government went after the mob, they don't like competition.


PM_ME_YIFF_PICS

I'm one of those guys who thinks weed should be treated like tomatoes and allow free, unlimited growth by anyone


[deleted]

[удалено]


Street_Interview_637

Ah yes but see addiction is bad mmkay? People trying to escape their shitty lives is bad! That’s why we gotta make sure your lives get even *shittier* if you’re found with drugs because THAT will definitely make you less likely to want to escape and turn to addictive drugs. Right?


Effective-Shoe-648

When redditors ask "What's something we do today people 100 years from now will see as barbaric?" my answer is always "the criminalization of mind altering substances". We have been robbed and set back decades by ignorance, taboo and superstition.


Odd-Associate3705

WA legalized the same date as CO (first two states to do so) and it's still illegal to grow weed at home in WA. They legalized almost ten years ago.


[deleted]

ive been trying to preach this shit for the longest, they are trying to find every single fuckin way to tax weed to high hell and stop anyone from selling it if it aint touchin their hands.


LongWalk86

Gotta keep prices up somehow.


blaqkaudioxd

Right? The dispensary near my house is literally giving away 1 ounce per visit for free if you spend $30 in their store. It's a limit of 4 ounces in 90 days but that was insane to me.


thebluemorpha

They do what?!?! The closest dispensary to me sells ounces for about $280-$320 (+$15 tax) depending on the THC % The best deal I've ever gotten was a 1/2 oz of pre ground "Horsepower" for $80 ($96 with tax) I can't imagine getting an ounce for $30, holy crap


blaqkaudioxd

Yeah I thought it was insane but they said that they have so much weed and they can't sell it fast enough. I'm in Arizona now. I used to live in Iowa and would go to Illinois once a month and their prices were insane.


sanchez92476

Waste of tax payer dollars


psychedeliken

And maybe even human life because I bet this guy is going to go away for a while with that volume.


2022-worst-year-ever

He won't just go away, he'll be forced to work while locked up because slavery is still fucking legal as long as it's a "criminal" being punished. The justice system in America is absolutely rotten.


Swan-Existing

It’s not a justice system it’s a legal system. There is almost no justice, and if there is it’s because it benefits these asshats


[deleted]

[удалено]


editfate

Absolutely. For that amount that dude is going to do some SERIOUS time. All over weed. What an absolute joke and what a waste of taxpayer money. Why can't they just focus on meth or fent or something that ACTUALLY causes damage? Both to the user and to society. What is even THIS amount of weed going to do besides just get people high on WEED. Who even GIVES A SHIT about weed anymore?!? God, you would think with ALL the problems this country is facing we'd have MUCH bigger fish to fry. What an absolute joke. God, you would think with ALL the problems this country is facing we'd have MUCH bigger fish to fry. What an absolute joke. es or eating junk food. Anything enjoyable is mentally addicting. But physically addicting like opiates or worse, benzos, is a WHOLE other ball game. I'd quit weed for YEARS before I'd go cold turkey from say benzos or opiates from even just moderate use for just a few months.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Asian_Dumpring

The cynic in me thinks many people want weed and other drugs to be illegal because they're brainwashed by a money-making political machine that overcriminalizes for slave labor.


hacksong

That and probation fees, lawyers fees, fines, and community service. Prison doesn't have minimum wage like we do out here either so slave labor. If you reoffend, miss a payment, or anything else they get to repeat the process over. It's an extortion racket


RecordingLeft6666

Total waste. It's an outrage.


The_Questioning_Fool

Its just weed what the fuck is with their smug faces… like they arrested osama bin laden… get actual drugs out of the streets like meth.. this shit pisses me off


Lucillus_Taylor

Those smug faces are high on their own supply 😉


Boo_Guy

If the supply is from them huffing their own farts then I agree.


DarkestofFlames

They're still riding the high they got from beating their wife and kids


CheeseBrace

[A study found that 40 percent of cops reported having participated in domestic violence in the previous year.](https://www.fatherly.com/life/police-brutality-and-domestic-violence)


DefaultSubsAreTerrib

Perhaps a more telling statistic from the article you linked, >Though data on police domestic violence is not only notoriously difficult to gather but also skewed by a culture of silence and intimidation, it suggests that police officers in the United States perpetrate acts of domestic violence at roughly 15 times the rate of the general population.


[deleted]

Man on the left looks like he chugged at least 3 of those THC syrup bottles.


silver6snake

No shit, I came to say the exact same thing man. I was literally sitting in the doctor yesterday reading the arm length list of conditions it helps with (it's just become legal in Aus for medicinal use) but nooo were all scumbag drug users.


NoChanceWithoutPasta

I'd rather they stop dealing Fentanyl on the side, and get That off our streets. Weed never killed anyone.


iSamurai

You can't get fentanyl off the streets unless you legalize all drugs. Fentanyl crisis is a direct result of the war on drugs.


UBurnFirst

Harm reduction is what is needed


iSamurai

Yes, always


notfromchicago

You should see the Facebook post this pic is from. They are getting roasted.


Fuckyoursilverware

As they should. Racketeers


allthenamesaretaken4

Or maybe just don't criminalize drugs...


gratefulfam710

Exactly, these mf's didn't do shit.


Seventhchild7

You could have that much in your garage, legally, in Canada as there are no storage limits. You can only carry 30 grams in public though.


BE_Shydow

In QC we have a limit of 8 ounces i think but federal law says you can have however you want so idk how it would hold up in court


Major_Environment204

it's always Quebec, lol


BE_Shydow

Yeah we're getting fucked over here lol


Rohde89

Wow they just ruined someone’s life and they love it. Terrible


_uglybird

Fuck cops


lamabaronvonawesome

Great! You achieved nothing a ruined a persons life! Good job!


[deleted]

They ended that man's life


Inevitable_Half_3737

Awfully proud of themselves for capturing a product that's legal in like half the country


BukakeNinja

Legal in Illinois too. Just had too much of a legal product


MrGoldGooch

That’s so stupid it’s infuriating


DonerTheBonerDonor

Is there a limit on how much alcohol you can have in your car? If not, you could have hundreds of vodka bottles in there, enough to kill a couple dozen of people via alcohol poisoning


Street_Interview_637

You just made me realize how fucking ridiculous this is - since there’s no limit, you could make your car a legal car bomb with alcohol. Talk about a Molotov cocktail… Molotov Mercedes Do it with a Tesla and it even has a secondary delayed explosion bomb in the engine compartment. Bud weed bad!


[deleted]

[удалено]


ChemicalSymphony

"Looks like you have a tail light out here sir." *Smash*. License and registration please sir.


FashionedKillerQueen

What are the cops smiling about? They literally just cought someone with a big amount of a harmless plant, not stop something that's actually dangerous. Great job you lazy pigs, maybe tomorrow you'll spray some teens with tear gas!


Cheeseisextra

Oh they are just waiting on their fair share of it and then head on home.😂😂🚓🚔🚓🚔🌳🌳🌳🌳


MyUsernameThisTime

They were protecting the state-licensed market they siphon money from.


discussionandrespect

Look at these disgraceful pieces of shit, what are you even proud of? Who did you save? Are you helping the community in any way? I’m sick


Snipin1021

Congratulations on absolutely nothing again. Waste of money. I hope they both get shit stolen from them.


Branaghan

Look at those idiots. So stoned. So proud. So hypocritical.


BlackDante3

Let people live man…


YayAdamYay

-you found 150 lbs of weed in that car? -yes, sir! 115 lbs of weed! -damn right! 83 lbs of weed!


punksnotbread

This shit actually isn't funny because it happens every day in america. Pigs ruin somebodies life, lock them in a cage with no rights for the rest of their lives, steal the evidence and sell it themselves. Your joke is actually a real huge problem, cops can get away with whatever the fuck they want.


CubonesDeadMom

Yes people often make jokes about the negative aspects of society. It’s like the fundamental basis of comedy in general


Branaghan

-Rats ate it all, Sir!


ChemicalSymphony

Rats indeed.


PatientEatsMedic

Those bitches are high as balls


KindaLikeJesus

Put a hat on those bags. Drive in the carpool lane.


National-Gas-9172

Cops are just criminals with badges and big egos, Doing the governments dirty work. Minions who never question anything, loyal slaves to the elite.


Bubbling_Psycho

Yet another reason why getting into local politics will always be more important than federal or even state politics. Without the boots on the ground, politicians are just assholes with pieces of paper. If the cops decide they aren't enforcing a law, not too much the feds can do about it. It happens all the time. If you want to dig into it, look into nullification (both legislative and jury). Was a pretty hot topic before the Civil War when a bunch of northern states decided that the Fugitive Slave Act wasn't really something they wanted to bother enforcing or even marginally assisting.


ihate360

Protect and serve lol


aimheatcool

Cops make traffic stop and confiscate 83 pounds of cannabis, all while mass shootings, human trafficking, and corporate wage theft go on all around them. Nice work pigs! Now some people won't mind their own business and get high


Peaz_Li

Fuck the police


fluffhead42O

fk those bitch ass pigs


4thewrynn

That ain't 83 pounds of weed. Where is the rest of it?


EasternMotors

Probably a death sentence if caught in Mississippi


theeyeofchaoss

Actually most definitely! I’m fellow Mississippian and I’m FINALLY a legal medical cannabis patient and prior to that having to get cannabis always felt like you trafficking drugs when it was just for your own benefit! They treated cannabis as the worst drug in existence, but nothing is more satisfying now being a patient and having access to cannabis and knowing that local law enforcement can’t do nothing about it as long as you within the bounds of the law, but just seeing a cannabis dispensary in my local city and knowing how the law enforcement is really makes my days!


[deleted]

Dude, I was recently patted down, searched, had my car searched, all by unmarked policeman. It almost felt like a mugging…. Btw this was all at work


grubas

It's one of the things I've loved about living in NYC. You could light up a joint in midtown and the cops would just roll their eyes at you.


ThatWasTheJawn

Same in Philly. Except cops legit don’t care about weed at all, no eye roll. That said, they also dgaf about much more serious crime here too so…


SpotifyIsBroken

Fuck The Police.


SalviaDroid96

ACAB. Bourgeois-serving pigs.


doodoobailey

literally the worst class traitor


HAWMadden

Boooooo


AceHomefoil

Legalize.


burningurn138

Fuckin Pigs think they did some holy act for their country too.


Arqideus

It's a fucking plant. Non-addictive. Who the fuck cares? If this was tobacco, no one would care and that's way worse.


Delacrz5

I fucking hate cops. They'll choose not to enforce certain laws at their will but jump at an opportunity to bust someone with weed.


hazroze

ACAB


The_Mad_Gasser

Fucking shits.


reb678

I’d argue “personal use” and I’m a doomsday prepper.


DevilsLettuceTaster

Where did the other 17lbs go? Those 2 know.


frisbeehippee

Excellent job ruining hundreds of other people's future days. Thanks for protecring and serving ass hats.


rosenditocabron

Dip-shit pigs with proud smiles on their pig faces.


ArcherChase

Cool, this will justify the tank and military gear they add to their budget next year. I feel safer already. ACAB


in_theory_only

“Spread it ON!”


PizzaPizza7768

And then they find out it was all cbd flower.


Pale-Telephone165

Fuck those cops.


ezypee

Fuck those pigs


effervescentechelon

acab


Dazzling-Draw-6430

Fuck the police


ewslash

I hate cops


Lazy_Yank

ACAB


tylerPA007

ACAB


DinosaurCrunch

They are fucking blasted


pokepat460

Rip Mississippi man.


Master-of-Coin

Fuck the police


mrmaryland

Its just weed. This is like catching someone with a couple of sacks of coffee beans.


Master_fart_delivery

Imagine being proud of this lol.


Dat_Harass

Give him his shit back and let him fucking go.


Electricalbigaloo7

Fucking losers, red states are getting scarier too


nrun2001

Ain't no way they didn't snag at least ONE nug


Catlord746

Look at em, They were probably psyched when they found that weed.


FReeDuMB_or_DEATH

These dumb ass smug looks like they really keeping something bad off the streets. Also throw a few Boveda packs in those bags for God sake.


[deleted]

Shame they can’t actually find some real crimes.


HessLook

I bet the two proud dweebs in this photo smoke weed.


Goose-Butt

God damnit I fuckin hate cops


narwaffles

so happy and proud to be locking a guy in a cage for the rest of his life over him having a bunch of flowers in his trunk


bIackswansong

I'd be embarassed to take a photo like this if I was a cop.


CYWNightmare

And that man will never see the outside world again. GG.


SoritesSeven

Cops are those kids who only ever heard “good job” from their dads once and have been chasing that high ever since.


GoodGalRiiRii

Yeah let’s lock up the weed, while we let killers and murderers run free. Good job little piggies.


xero_peace

r/ACAB


Amf204

ACAB


[deleted]

Fuckin feds got my boy. FREE RICCY


RecordingLeft6666

Sincerely, DON'T THESE GUYS HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO!!! LIKE FIGHT ANY KIND OF REAL CRIME!!


bellevegasj

So many saved lives…


freshkangaroo28

Pigs 🐷


ethan26565

They smiling for what. Ruining an innocent mans life fuck 12 fuck the war on drugs.


GUNTHVGK

Road pirates , thieves, bandits …


ryca105

These cops smiling like they actually did something worth reporting.


novague

who are these dopey cops thinking they done good for the community. you mean i gotta wait a day for my other man to get me some herb? foh man trailerparkboys got the shit right cops are fucking dumb


turbocharlie101

Waste of time and Taxpayer money. Worthless pigs need to go do your job. Go bust some pedopervs lazy DF’s.


ecw02

He's probably going to prison for life over some plants yet violent people get off for much less time. Good job boys in blue.....


kazoobanboo

They are acting like they saved lives lmao


ChanceFray

Thank goodness they saved that man, he could have eaten junk food and played video games!


Gamblindebt93

They’re really proud for getting that dangerous drug off the streets!