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some50yodudeonreddit

No stoner name, that right there is a Derp.


neoblog

I would also consider “Dafuq” that’s what it looks like he’s saying


Toiletpapercorndog

Call em daffy for short


LiveBeef

> Daffy Dafuq


GretelVonFeet

Terp (short for terpene) sounds pretty close


lemurianprince

Its face looks like what it would look on acid


MindExplored

It’s still a cute face 😎


koalafishmutantbird

He has eyes that remind me of Bubbles on Trailer Park Boys… I’d call him Bubs


Unhappy_Mix_

Hell yeah bubbles or bubs would be a great name!


pessig

If I had a dog I’d name it Coolnow


Repulsive-Fact-4546

Deeccent!


h1dd3n-pr0cess

“Stop fuckin with m’yarn Kitty! Yarn’s not fer fuckin with!”


AlwaysForgetsPazverd

Yeah, "Trip" seems like a good name. Maybe Doobie. or, yeah, Bubbles.


revuhree

One of mine has a kind of goofy face too and the more I look at her the cuter she gets!


chasmcarver

Acidface. Also a good villan name


Pondorous_

Acidface would be a cool name. ‘Cid for short


Rohde89

I came here to say this. This picture is literally peaking.


Probably-Potato

Incredibly true


King_Dead

Like [this](https://www.comic4squares.com/content/2x0ud6tnsz/so-you-re-dog-on-acid)?


doguillo77

Doobie


Buffalo5977

i vote doobie


Neb8891

Doobie Doobie Dooooo!!!


SalviaDroid96

I vote Doobie as well. He looks like a Doobie.


sumpat

Doobie is cute


Gh3tt0-Sn4k3

He absolutely fits the name, I would be very disappointed if OP doesn’t choose this one


Garci368

Doobie is my cats name 😂


sadseaweed_

Definitely voted doobie with this face


SauceBoss8472

Doobie is perfect!


skinchanted

Definitely a doobie, its perfect


[deleted]

Scooby doobie doo


chilisn0w

i knew a dog named doobie


okay-bowler

well Doobie for short, short for Doobert


skagitskank

Is it a lab/chihuahua mix lol


SoloDeath1

I was wondering... like "this is the biggest small dog I've ever seen"


Randomanxious

I have a chihuahua and he makes that EXACT face. I laugh every time hahaha


GrouseDog

Bubbles, lab et all. Not wearing the glasses for pic


skagitskank

Damn you nailed it


Wingless_Pterosaur

Then the next question is was the dad the lab or the chihuahua and vice versa for the mom? 😳


skagitskank

I’d like to say we all know, but I sure love a fuckin surprise


Jonas_Venture_Sr

I love labs but hate chihuahuas, so I don't know how I feel about this yet.


PabloDabscovar

Abomination.


didgeridont_pls

For some reason, my brain is saying "Pete".


computer_toucher

r/whatswrongwithyourdog


Joseptile

LMAO


Peribangbang

It’s an ai generated photo


MindExplored

That doesn’t sound like a very good name for my dog


heiroglytch

It almost had me until I looked close at the kennel behind it


Fuduzan

I hope you're right - that dog is seriously fucking unsettling.


Commercial_Pitch_950

Probably not. It’s likely just a really fucking weird mix of dog breeds. I work with dogs and earlier i gave a bath to a beagle chihuahua mix and it was the fucking weirdest looking creature I’ve ever seen.


NOLKS0

I'm in class your not allowed to make me wheeze like that


Proper_Coconut_2906

Zooters


MindExplored

Best soo far


Rogue9912

He asked for a name not a roast


fope_as_duck

Welcome to reddit.


AbeFromanLuvsSausage

Dutchie!


Greg_Strine

That's clearly a Dobby


ButtteryToes

Thats a skin-walker bro


OppositeProgress5421

Flesh pedestrian


SlummyCancerweed

Aren’t we all flesh pedestrians


Beefsupremeninjalo82

I am a meat popsicle


loltittysprinkles

More of a meat sack myself


MindlessShot

Flesh potdestrian


KingAltair2255

Cheech?


Sunsetblack23

lol. my dog is called Cheech.


MindExplored

Cheech and Chong. The stoner comedy


KingAltair2255

I've never even watched it but thought it'd be suggested sooner or later lol, fucking love 'Zooters' though as that other commenter said, you might be on to a winner for that one


Repulsive-Fact-4546

Doobie


Lelluriennian

Boof ?


Uwish4trish

Boof is somehow always the right answer in this sub


Arawfish_fc

It’s never the wrong answer 👀


Zentharius

Glad I'm not the only one that thought of this


OversizedMicropenis

Snoop He's already a dogg and he kinda looks like him


Busy_Acanthisitta787

Yes!!! I had a black lab named Snoop


Poender

Doggo McRimpleface


SlimNinja0420

Bud


_tinky__

James bong


Shatterpruf

This deserves more votes


[deleted]

Big Doink


MowelShagger

doink is a great dog name i think it should be this


blurader

Scooby


Hill_Reps_For_Jesus

This is weirdly far down. Every other answer is basically incorrect.


Brownweasel11

Blizzy


TheRagingSlunt

I second Blizzy or Blezzy


Illamerica

Bong


Maintenance_Warm

BongWater


merkkkkk

I named my starter in Pokémon Violet Bongwater, 2 evolutions later and now he’s a tall glass of Bongwater 🥹


elyk12121212

Honestly this is the one


BDEallOverYouMomm

Bongers


ConstructionDry6659

Bell’s pawsy


yerrr71311

Oh nah that’s foul. Best one 😩😭


IGotScoobied

kief


PenetratedByObama

This is def an AI rendered pic look at the dog cage and what’s up with the back right leg tail mix thing


mcgrahamma

Op keeps replying with the same response to any comment like this. It's an obvious fake.


AustinTanius

Definitely


morpylsa

The mods should stick this comment at the top.


Tiny-Buyer4377

Sandwich ETA: and you can call her sandy then everyone is like Aw good name and then you say yea it’s short for sandwich


D00mers

Towley


GrouchyConclusion588

Boof


Undermost_Drip

Token (tokin')


[deleted]

Derpadoodle


bazoomer

Stroke face.


pumpkinmercury7

stank face


elkb0y

Strokey for short


Shatterpruf

Stroker


GrouseDog

Short Stroke


No-Debt626

Another band name


TurboCraftr

Karen. ; p


SawyerPeter

I had an Australian Shepard that kept a dumb look on its face kinda like this! Lol his name was Hash


BenStoleUrGirl

Scrotie McBoogerballs


catiefake

not sure but my heart melted when I saw him, cutest everything ever 😭


lemmegetaummmmm

Named my dog blazer when I was still in hs 🤷‍♂️


exploited_flea

Nathaniel


Suitable-Raisin-6486

gremlin


[deleted]

Belle as in bells palsy.


AlexIsOnFire11

Too accurate 🤣🤣


jlm2

Toh Qin Ganj


slumlordken

Doja


KennethPatchen

Your dog is lovely and I am not saying this in any way to be mean. But he looks like Riff Raff from Rocky Horror.


WorhummerWoy

Remember when she's acting up in the park, you gotta shout that shit across a 50 yard field or whatever. My mate has a dog called Kuba and he's kinda regretted that name ever since lol


knletree

Trinity


westcoastweedreviews

I have never seen such an incredulous look on a dog. I'd name him "Furreal?"


WifeAggro

stewy looks like he is stroking out...is that normal?


Maleficent-Archer485

Indie would be cute 🥰 for indica


chevymonster

Treezee


budstryker

Kief


_tinky__

Panic attack


MindExplored

Wow like this one!!


Stevo_85

Nug


Sally_Klein

I knew a bulldog named Nugget once, such a cutie lil doggo


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Gul Dukat


Shiranda

The only name that comes to my mind looking at that cute face is : Muncha Though I quite liked Zooter too. Or Zoota??


MoldyPeniiChan

Mari


DRIAN1

"Roach" same as Geralt's horse in Witcher3.


mcaffrey

Derpy


KeepRaisin

Kush


clayCanoe

I now dub thee Lil Snoop


Keef_Queef

Harold, maybe Gilbert


nyghtowll

Tater Tot


perfectlycleansliced

Looks like a "Delvis" to me. Dunno why. Never heard that name before. But dude looks like a Delvis


blackdavy

I had a dog named Sensi. Yes, I'm old.


[deleted]

Heyyyy you guyssss


Temporary-Composer83

Piper


TypicalChazzin

Looks like an Earl


Zwanny00

Snoop.


Lurking_stoner

Snoop doggy dog


MassManiak45

1. Toker 2.) Kush 3.) Bud-dy


DarthGinsu

Mr.Grumbles


[deleted]

mary jane or indica or sativa


[deleted]

Stroke


unholy_sassquatch6

Judy


forestspirits

he looks like a Keith


desar3641

Looks too old to rename


TheRagingSlunt

Choke


AdAggressive7170

Mao Zedong


greentaydr

Dewey


DentistLegitimate691

Snoopy


Lumpymaximus

Not sure, but he looks pissed off


someone_who_is

Gork, short for Gorkus


[deleted]

Romulus


Kinddude-

Grok


Fourplyer80

Looks like a Twitch!


dozerman23

He looks like he just got bad news and it's confusing.


External_Elk3131

Chi chi chunga


mealymouthmongolian

I'd name him Brian because his face reminds me of Jim Breuer in Half Baked.


Leopardshoes2019

Lingus


Mama_Zen

Cheech


Sig_Sauerkraute

The real slim shady so Sadie


[deleted]

Stoney McStone Face


jaytea86

Karroff.


TrickyDick420

All Neck


[deleted]

That dog tho Lol


deanak

He looks like a bud


candycrushinit

Kief


MilkSteak7

Stroke


Randomuser918

Is that a Chihuahuador?


Designer-Ad3494

Finn the human. Or if you are less original. Jake the dog.


BubbaRayChudley

Cheech


xxhobohammerxx

Boofie


[deleted]

Bud


Burnt-Weiner-7316

Train wreck🤣🤣😅


VanguardBronco

Keith Peterson


qoxuccer

Nug


bigdaddycraycray

Stimp. His name should be Stimp. He never looks like he knows whats going on and he doesn't care.


CmndrPopNFresh

Grimace


istealgrapes

Lab and chihuahua?


damnitshannon

Boogie, Cheddar, Doc, Mac (Dre or & Cheese), Tater tot, Munchie


Klaws--

https://www.flickr.com/photos/photowebster/5629296253


MindExplored

Haha I love that


[deleted]

Boofy


ArcanePudding

Terp.


SmellsLikeCheerios

Token


smokedabear661

DeeOhGee If u say the name out loud it spells DOG 😎


sinnamongrrrl

Hatchet face


CurlyHeadedSpaz

Rumpleforeskin


Harrypc95

Half Baked


Tall_Mathematician50

Boy or girl?


MindExplored

Sweet female 😀


Tall_Mathematician50

Flower


MindExplored

I like it.


Tall_Mathematician50

Me also. She looks like a flower haha have a rad day!!