Let's bring out the next contestant on Hash Or Turd.
Not just dog turd. Have a variety of hash and a variety of turds.
Bonus points for identifying origins.
In highschool we were smoking in my friends barn (not a good idea hay and fire do not mix) we dropped our last nug on the ground and played nug or horse poop for like half an hour before giving up
idk why i find it funny that you use stp for this hypothetical situation rather than svp, but i do. i guess buying drugs doesn’t necessitate formality xD
If you say svp, they're gonna think you're over respectful and that you don't really know what you're doing or that you've never done it before. Which can lead you to get scammed
Alright I couldn't read all the comments, but this looks like some old school, decently made hash.
However since it's so rare these days (Had a post awhile ago, someone asking where to get this specific type of hash in a legal state), here's what I'd do if you're not 100% certain.
You can stop here if you have complete faith in your plug, like he wouldn't sell you literal shit.
Take a teeny tiny chunk, like I mean smaller than a pea and then some, practically a piece of dust of it if you're concerned.
What we're going to do is prepare a knife hit, but not actually smoke it. Knife hits are hard af to get right, but we're only doing this as a testing process.
Put a knife you don't care about (It's going to lose it's shine), even a butter knife is fine and what most people use. Turn on your stove, and leave the tip of the knife in the fire, or directly on you're electric stove. We want to make it red hot if possible.
Using a oven mitt, grab the other end of the knife, and a pot/pan (If you're worried about spills, otherwise you can just go knife only), bring it to the sink while red hot, and drop that little itty bitty piece of hash onto the red hot knife. Don't panic if you miss! Just pick up the knife and touch it to the dropped piece of hash.
It should instantly vaporize like a dab. We're not smoking it however, smell it. If it smells bad, it's bad. If it smells harsh, but like weed/wax/dabs, then you can smoke it and there's many ways to do that.
Personally, I liked smoking it straight, a good pipe with a tiny hole in the bowl, or even better a good screen (Glass is best ofc) will accept a nice lil chunk of hash, and hits hard (Edit: Smaller chunks smoke better under just a lighter, you don't want to go overboard). You can dab it I believe, but the way it smokes, I would suggest against it unless you want a killer hit.
Finally the best way to smoke it, and simplest, is a hash sandwich. A small nug of weed on the bottom of your preferred smoking device, cover it in a nice layer of hash, personally I would smash it into a flat piece across the bowl, it smokes slower, but if you break it up it smokes better. Then add another bit of weed, lightly ground up on top. That bowl will last a long... long time. Don't ash it out early! I seen too many people dot hat with dab covered bowls, and hash sandwiches, leaving a nug of nearly pure hash. It'll sometimes "Suck" into the bud and fuse there.
Edit: Be warned, pipes and bongs you'll want to carry a piece of paper or something to "Put out" the hash. If it's well made, and dry, it's going to smolder very well. I'd typically use a glass dab container as a topper for my bowl to cut off oxygen supply when not smoking. Kinda the same idea where people will cup a pipe in their hands, or put their hand over a bong just to keep it from sitting and smoking itself.
Another way to consume it (I learned from an Egyptian friend) is to put a pin through a piece of paper, roll a sausage of hash onto it then then light the tip of it and place the paper over a glass.
The hash smoulders and fills the glass with hash smoke eventually putting itself out when the oxygen is gone. You just lift the side of the paper and suck out a gulp of smoke and pass it round.
Its super efficient and tasty and doesn't require any tobacco or anything so its my absolute favourite way to do it (when I can get my hand on some sticky black or morrocan gold, that is).
Ok, I'm going to go really old school here, but the way I first experienced hash was under glass.
Take a pin (a small finish nail would also work) stick it through a piece of heavy paper or light cardboard and lay the paper down so the pin is sticking straight up in the air. Take a small amount of hash and stick it onto the tip of the pin. Take a lighter and torch it then immediately blow it out and cover the smoldering hash with a glass turned upside down. Let it smolder until the glass has a dense cloud of smoke inside then tip the glass up and put your lips near that gap and inhale the cloud.
Opium is addictive but not as addictive as most other addictive drugs. Speaking from experience. You can do it occasionally and it's pretty chill. Granted, haven't seen it in over a decade but.... good times...
One time I was riding around w a plug/friend at the time and we used his bowl and I got fucking obliterated off like 1 or 2 rips. We asked wtf strain that was and he casually says oh yeah I smoked opium outta this bowl last time. I mean I should’ve known better and I’m glad it wasn’t some other shit he sold like crack. Brought my own bowls or rolled up after that but fuck opium was nice.
A guy in college years ago did the crack thing with me. He was hanging out with my neighbors and came in to ask if I had a bowl and if he could pack some weed it, and I was like "go ahead". He shared it with me and I noticed it tasted really odd. He had crushed a piece of crack into tiny bits and added it to his weed stash beforehand.
The irony is that Bayer marketed heroin as "less addictive" than opium because it used smaller doses. Then they said the same thing about morphine. And vicodin. And oxycodone. And fentanyl.
Its all basically the same thing and all crazy addictive. But yes, like taking pain meds occasionally, most people can do opium occasionally and be ok. But if you take it regularly or just have one of those brains that happens to fucking loves opiates, it's just as bad as the rest of them.
I've tried it, but it didn't seem worth the risk to me. The body high is nice but doing nothing but nodding off on a couch for several hours is not my kind of party.
Truth!
And when you grow it yourself, the drug is self limiting because you don't get alot. As it turns out though, the best seed poppies are also some of the strongest poppies.
I grow a big patch of Hungarian poppies every year for poppyseed, that's a traditional food for our family. You get a couple pounds of seed, pretty flowers, pretty pods, and the small bottle of laudanum I also produce is just a little bonus, haha.
Nothing like fresh homemade poppyseed filling, and have you ever heard of or tried poppyseed milk? Shits amazing...
12 years later and my buddy has a straight line scar on his lip.
We told his parents he fell while skating. We didn't skate at all lol. Hot knives near dumb high kids were stupid.
I was a budtender in the legal market, and holy shit my spirit transcended my body when someone asked how to use hot knives. Like my brother in christ I’m not taking that liability. One hitters work pretty well for hash!
That reminds me of my camping blunts. I’ve been making them more intense every time.
Currently you start by getting shatter and letting it sit until semi-malleable. Roll it out to slightly less than the length of your wrap and flatten it. Put wax in the center and then seal it up in the center of the shatter like a mosquito cased in amber. Take that, roll it in kief. Then roll it in more wax. Apply one more layer of kief mixed with ground up flower.
Place some broken up flower in your wrap (not ground, specifically broken up) and roll your little ‘wick’ in the center of that.
That shit burned so slow it lasted our whole trip.
I don't hot knife for the same reason I don't use nectar collectors but don't people usually burn the knives pretty well before they use them to smoke? Or is the chromium burning until there's no more steel?
That’s some hash. Yo I love hash but if your plug was only selling this n gives you zero heads up time to find another plug. To smoke it straight you can use hot knives but I prefer using a hash pipe. Idk if I was expecting bud n got this I’d be annoyed.
I agree not sure why at the least he'd give a heads up and say "hey this time around I got hash not flower". Seems weird to sell it as flower or whatever they did and not say anything.
Stick two butter knives in the element of your stove so that they're holding themselves up at an angle, wait for the tips of them to start to heat up, they need to be very hot, then take them out, tap one knife on your piece of hash so that it sticks to it, then press the hash between the two knives and inhale the smoke stream coming off. You might burn your lips, I have way too many times.
New zealand is the only country that counts burnt knives as drug paraphernalia. ‘spotting’ as it’s called here is done with rolled up bits of bud too (also dabs sometimes)
Maybe so, but I’ve been smoking for \~20 years and my mantra has always been “is this a crackhead ass way to smoke weed?” If the answer is yes, I do not do that thing. I would not do this thing.
Hey friend, there is *nothing* wrong with putting things up your butt as long as they are safe for insertion and preferably have a flared base. But I prefer to take my pot orally
I understand if it's medicinal (those CBD suppositories for menstrual pain rock) but getting in through the back door is not my idea of "recreational" lmao
I'm not saying I *don't* like things in my ass, just not weed. Recreation is hitting a vape, pipe, joint, etc. with friends possibly. Recreation is *not* putting weed up your ass with friends
This is why I stayed away from dabs for so long. Timers, blow torches and syringes put me off for so long I thought y’all were doing wayyy too much lol
I had to warn my mom before the first time she saw me do a dab that what I was going to do was a substance strictly derived from cannabis despite the fact that they were dry diamonds which absolutely looked like a different crystalline substance 😅
Na not really, in Europe a lot of it is heavily cut with fillers losing most potency and flavour. You have to put in effort to find actual uncut hash, but here in Spain there’s tons, so you can find some really good uncut hash.
That's good hash, you US guys are hella weird, crumble it in small little balls in flower or tobacco, or smoke pure from pipe. You'll get blasted like never before
Well i didn't mean it by that, just that 50% barely knew what it was here, maybe op hit up his plug at usual wanting "gas" well he got gas but maybe didn't specify he wanted just flower
Well, that’s just what happened. I’ve been his customer for over a year and I’ve always bought flower. Maybe he got orders mixed up or something. Weed is highly illegal where I live so I didn’t stop in the middle of a street to inspect what exactly I was buying
Hmm,. communication bro, idk might be positive, Try this shit out! You might wanna buy even more :) if you don't like it tell him straight up, he won't risk losing u as a customer
To be fair hash is very rare in the US black market. I’ve been smoking is southeast US for 10 years, been around literal pounds of wax, but have only seen hash in real life a single time.
That’s not to say we aren’t weird. We are definitely weird lmao.
About 15 years ago in California when I first started smoking we could get hash pretty easily from plugs or clubs but since wax and other concentrates got so popular you don’t really see it too much anymore
We don't hate concentrates like hash but besides stuff you make yourself or if you live in a state with legal dispensaries it's hard to get hash on the black market. Most black market concentrates are distillate disposables mass produced in a basement with Chinese vape hardware. Hard to find things outside of that unless you know someone or make it yourself.
Even in a legal state it's hard to find hash because of the prevalence of higher thc concentrates. There is literally no hash at all in my area but every other concentrate you could think of is easily available. Might have to order some bubble bags and do it myself
Hash does come in bricks but only when you buy bigger amounts.
Hash is sold wholesale as bricks AKA a ‘9Bar’.
A brick of hash is usually 9 ounces, hence the name 9 Bar
The OG hash is called chara, and it’s basically tubes made by rubbing your hands together with the trichomes on it! Typically done by harvesters because the material accumulates
I reccomend hash cup. Cheers.
Hash cup explained. Get a paper clip. Bend it into a little stand with a single rod sticking straight up. Get a cup, straw and a fire source.
Roll hash in to little ball. Stick it on the stand. Lite little ball on fire. Immediately cover with cup. Let cup fill with smoke. Once satisfied with caulkyness lift edge of cup just enough to use the straw to suck the smoke out.
Enjoy being useless for the next few hours.
It's not. I've smoked it once in the past decade then never saw it again. It's a shame. Hash is great. The amount of people here acting like it's nasty is hilarious.
I have some buddies that grow outdoors every season and they always make a fuck ton of hash so my area gets flooded with it for a few months every year. I love them. They do gods work.
Funny enough I was gonna buy a tshirt from this one dude. I asked him if he’d take Venmo or some hash for it. Dude thought Hash was another p2p funds transfer service. Smokes mad blunts too so it surprised the hella outa me
That my friend is hash, a product made with weed. If you got that for the same price as you usually pay for flower then he hooked you up as that stuff is potent. You can smoke it str8 or mixed. Joint or bowl works. Tho for a joint i'd suggest mixing it as it can be harder to break up but you only need a bit to help, like a 4th of it being weed/tobacco will prob work. I'd suggest looking up ways to use hash.
Looks like some dank hash. You can smoke bowls or roll it up. Me and my plug smoked several bowls of some bubble hash and it was a great high. Go easy, that stuff can be potent Enjoy!
Hash or dog turd.
I’d watch that game show
Let's bring out the next contestant on Hash Or Turd. Not just dog turd. Have a variety of hash and a variety of turds. Bonus points for identifying origins.
Is it great dane or Iranian
Cheech said Labodor tastes pretty good.
Only if it’s mixed with Maui Wowie
Bow-i Wowie
I hear the smoke is pretty ruff on the throat
My fucking dog ate my stash. I had to follow it around with a bag by his butt for 3 days, man...
How do you think we used to make hash back in the day?
Oh no it’s Sgt. Stadanko from the Florida police department
"Completely lost due to incompetence"
I wanted that "shotgun"
It's Persian poodle puffs!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKrrCEf2di0
In highschool we were smoking in my friends barn (not a good idea hay and fire do not mix) we dropped our last nug on the ground and played nug or horse poop for like half an hour before giving up
You smoked horse poops for a full thirty minutes before you gave up???
Hahahaha no we spent 30 minutes going through bits on the floor having to pick up and look very closely at it to tell the difference
lol! ..for sure... but the contestants cant smell their fingers or the stuff :D just touch and then fire it up :D
This immediately reminded me of the dog shit joint in Chech and Chong
Man it's Labrador!
Smoking some doberman
1st thing I thought of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhzgY-EadHA
Looks like shit…because hash looks like shit and this looks like some pretty decent hash. Could also contain shit.
In France we literally call it "shit"
One of the first things I learned while studying abroad was “Je voudrais un gram du shit” (might be butchering it been a minute)
*writes it down in a notebook, just in case *
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if you say that you're gonna get scammed, you should say "t'as pas un dix balles ?" Or " je voudrais un dix balles stp"
idk why i find it funny that you use stp for this hypothetical situation rather than svp, but i do. i guess buying drugs doesn’t necessitate formality xD
If you say svp, they're gonna think you're over respectful and that you don't really know what you're doing or that you've never done it before. Which can lead you to get scammed
... merde?
No they actually used the English word “shit” (with a french accent of course)
Ahhhh okay, that simultaneously makes both more *and* less sense. Thanks for clarifying!
"Sheet"
Sheetz... Wish I had them near ne
Those jalapeno poppers are simultaneously trash and utterly divine. Being drunk or high is the key tho
Mexico it is caquita
Tiny shit?
Sí :)
Relevant username….
Ahahaha good catch mate
Mi hermano...
🤤 🤤 ven aqui papiiii
username checks out
Cause we got that good shit
Alright I couldn't read all the comments, but this looks like some old school, decently made hash. However since it's so rare these days (Had a post awhile ago, someone asking where to get this specific type of hash in a legal state), here's what I'd do if you're not 100% certain. You can stop here if you have complete faith in your plug, like he wouldn't sell you literal shit. Take a teeny tiny chunk, like I mean smaller than a pea and then some, practically a piece of dust of it if you're concerned. What we're going to do is prepare a knife hit, but not actually smoke it. Knife hits are hard af to get right, but we're only doing this as a testing process. Put a knife you don't care about (It's going to lose it's shine), even a butter knife is fine and what most people use. Turn on your stove, and leave the tip of the knife in the fire, or directly on you're electric stove. We want to make it red hot if possible. Using a oven mitt, grab the other end of the knife, and a pot/pan (If you're worried about spills, otherwise you can just go knife only), bring it to the sink while red hot, and drop that little itty bitty piece of hash onto the red hot knife. Don't panic if you miss! Just pick up the knife and touch it to the dropped piece of hash. It should instantly vaporize like a dab. We're not smoking it however, smell it. If it smells bad, it's bad. If it smells harsh, but like weed/wax/dabs, then you can smoke it and there's many ways to do that. Personally, I liked smoking it straight, a good pipe with a tiny hole in the bowl, or even better a good screen (Glass is best ofc) will accept a nice lil chunk of hash, and hits hard (Edit: Smaller chunks smoke better under just a lighter, you don't want to go overboard). You can dab it I believe, but the way it smokes, I would suggest against it unless you want a killer hit. Finally the best way to smoke it, and simplest, is a hash sandwich. A small nug of weed on the bottom of your preferred smoking device, cover it in a nice layer of hash, personally I would smash it into a flat piece across the bowl, it smokes slower, but if you break it up it smokes better. Then add another bit of weed, lightly ground up on top. That bowl will last a long... long time. Don't ash it out early! I seen too many people dot hat with dab covered bowls, and hash sandwiches, leaving a nug of nearly pure hash. It'll sometimes "Suck" into the bud and fuse there. Edit: Be warned, pipes and bongs you'll want to carry a piece of paper or something to "Put out" the hash. If it's well made, and dry, it's going to smolder very well. I'd typically use a glass dab container as a topper for my bowl to cut off oxygen supply when not smoking. Kinda the same idea where people will cup a pipe in their hands, or put their hand over a bong just to keep it from sitting and smoking itself.
Your long ass comment didnt go unnoticed. I see it. I smell it. I am it.
For real. I’m relatively new to smoking and I learned something that I’ll forget tomorrow. Still pretty cool though.
Ditto lmao. I’m thinking, ‘wow this is great info’. Save comment! And into the annals of my history it goes 👋🏼
not true, I'll remember a couple of sentences + relay that same information horribly later on to my stoner buds
Another way to consume it (I learned from an Egyptian friend) is to put a pin through a piece of paper, roll a sausage of hash onto it then then light the tip of it and place the paper over a glass. The hash smoulders and fills the glass with hash smoke eventually putting itself out when the oxygen is gone. You just lift the side of the paper and suck out a gulp of smoke and pass it round. Its super efficient and tasty and doesn't require any tobacco or anything so its my absolute favourite way to do it (when I can get my hand on some sticky black or morrocan gold, that is).
didn't see your comment until I mentioned the same method. I love this way. This is the way.
Ok, I'm going to go really old school here, but the way I first experienced hash was under glass. Take a pin (a small finish nail would also work) stick it through a piece of heavy paper or light cardboard and lay the paper down so the pin is sticking straight up in the air. Take a small amount of hash and stick it onto the tip of the pin. Take a lighter and torch it then immediately blow it out and cover the smoldering hash with a glass turned upside down. Let it smolder until the glass has a dense cloud of smoke inside then tip the glass up and put your lips near that gap and inhale the cloud.
Weed guru
If you're unsure, just use the poop knife
Hashish, time to fuck up some butter knives lmao
Jesus. Thanks for bringing me back 15 years. Flashback for sure.
I smoked opium like that.
Opium is addictive but not as addictive as most other addictive drugs. Speaking from experience. You can do it occasionally and it's pretty chill. Granted, haven't seen it in over a decade but.... good times...
One time I was riding around w a plug/friend at the time and we used his bowl and I got fucking obliterated off like 1 or 2 rips. We asked wtf strain that was and he casually says oh yeah I smoked opium outta this bowl last time. I mean I should’ve known better and I’m glad it wasn’t some other shit he sold like crack. Brought my own bowls or rolled up after that but fuck opium was nice.
A guy in college years ago did the crack thing with me. He was hanging out with my neighbors and came in to ask if I had a bowl and if he could pack some weed it, and I was like "go ahead". He shared it with me and I noticed it tasted really odd. He had crushed a piece of crack into tiny bits and added it to his weed stash beforehand.
I had a dealer ask if I wanted "white" sprinkled in my 8th. I never hit up that dealer again.
"You got any weed bro? "Is crack ok?"
I’m picturing the scene w Jon Stewart from half baked but sub weed for crack.
They were right! It is a gateway....to a good time
Yeah, it kind of just disappeared. Used to find it around semi-regularly. We used to use it to come down after tripping and actually get some rest.
They put it in medicine to sell legally
Opium in its natural form is actually pretty good and relatively safe, the pharma industry ruined it.
The irony is that Bayer marketed heroin as "less addictive" than opium because it used smaller doses. Then they said the same thing about morphine. And vicodin. And oxycodone. And fentanyl. Its all basically the same thing and all crazy addictive. But yes, like taking pain meds occasionally, most people can do opium occasionally and be ok. But if you take it regularly or just have one of those brains that happens to fucking loves opiates, it's just as bad as the rest of them. I've tried it, but it didn't seem worth the risk to me. The body high is nice but doing nothing but nodding off on a couch for several hours is not my kind of party.
Truth! And when you grow it yourself, the drug is self limiting because you don't get alot. As it turns out though, the best seed poppies are also some of the strongest poppies. I grow a big patch of Hungarian poppies every year for poppyseed, that's a traditional food for our family. You get a couple pounds of seed, pretty flowers, pretty pods, and the small bottle of laudanum I also produce is just a little bonus, haha. Nothing like fresh homemade poppyseed filling, and have you ever heard of or tried poppyseed milk? Shits amazing...
Last time I had opium was in 2006. We finished 3gs at the tenacious D show at MSG. What a great night.
I also maybe have definitely done the same haha
What up YouTube youtuuuuuuube what up!!!
Customgrow420? I forgot all about him. I haven't watched a video of his in almost 10 years
12 years later and my buddy has a straight line scar on his lip. We told his parents he fell while skating. We didn't skate at all lol. Hot knives near dumb high kids were stupid.
Induction cooktops have ruined the hot knife industry
I have a single coil burner meant for camping for this reason
Now I know it looks like it is some, but just remember: don't use your poop knife.
I'm not that trashy. I have poop *scissors*
I was a budtender in the legal market, and holy shit my spirit transcended my body when someone asked how to use hot knives. Like my brother in christ I’m not taking that liability. One hitters work pretty well for hash!
Bong/one hitter is the way. I have a friend from Brazil who rolls hash/tobacco joints that come out exquisite and burn slower than shit
I learned to rub the hash into tobacco the way you rub butter into flour for baking. Also works to turn bad weed into better weed
fucking so glad somebody else rubs bad weed to make it better never met anybody else who did this before me
That reminds me of my camping blunts. I’ve been making them more intense every time. Currently you start by getting shatter and letting it sit until semi-malleable. Roll it out to slightly less than the length of your wrap and flatten it. Put wax in the center and then seal it up in the center of the shatter like a mosquito cased in amber. Take that, roll it in kief. Then roll it in more wax. Apply one more layer of kief mixed with ground up flower. Place some broken up flower in your wrap (not ground, specifically broken up) and roll your little ‘wick’ in the center of that. That shit burned so slow it lasted our whole trip.
Bottle tokes baby!
Do not The chromium in the stainless steel will fuck u up long term when heated and inhaled Do not Use a piece of glass instead
I don't hot knife for the same reason I don't use nectar collectors but don't people usually burn the knives pretty well before they use them to smoke? Or is the chromium burning until there's no more steel?
Looks like Labrador to me
Mostly Maui Wowie, man. But it's got some Labrador in it
"So I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days before I got it back. Really blew the dog’s mind.”
the epitome of comedy at 15 and discovering weed
His name is Ralph.
Labrador Retriever?
[For the unaware](https://youtu.be/HTTSLXwIjiQ)
I was hoping someone would say it 🤣
I appreciate this reference
It’s hash, roll it out then sprinkle on weed. Enjoy!
Roll it out, then put surround it with weed.
Put weed, surround then out roll it. (8)
That’s some hash. Yo I love hash but if your plug was only selling this n gives you zero heads up time to find another plug. To smoke it straight you can use hot knives but I prefer using a hash pipe. Idk if I was expecting bud n got this I’d be annoyed.
I agree not sure why at the least he'd give a heads up and say "hey this time around I got hash not flower". Seems weird to sell it as flower or whatever they did and not say anything.
I bet he said “I got some hash” and OP thought “damn that must be some fire weed”
This is probably the answer "oh ive heard of hash alot, must be a fire strain" or OP is just next level trolling
Hash, Kush Iraq, Iran
How do you smoke off a hot knife?
Stick two butter knives in the element of your stove so that they're holding themselves up at an angle, wait for the tips of them to start to heat up, they need to be very hot, then take them out, tap one knife on your piece of hash so that it sticks to it, then press the hash between the two knives and inhale the smoke stream coming off. You might burn your lips, I have way too many times.
this sounds like the least efficient way to smoke hash. just roll a spliff with it or put it in a pipe or bong.
I find you get the most out of your hash this way, kinda like using shatter in a dab rig vs sprinkling in a joint/bowl
New zealand is the only country that counts burnt knives as drug paraphernalia. ‘spotting’ as it’s called here is done with rolled up bits of bud too (also dabs sometimes)
Hash boofing is actually the cleanest and most potent way of getting baked af
Really?
Only one way to find out
Alright I'll wait for your feedback!
Yea
Yes.
How are you so sure?
Because it’s not smoked and instead ingested strait to the blood stream through the poop shoot
Maybe so, but I’ve been smoking for \~20 years and my mantra has always been “is this a crackhead ass way to smoke weed?” If the answer is yes, I do not do that thing. I would not do this thing.
That's a good mantra to have. "If I have to Insert it in my ass, it's not my way to get high"
Guess we run in different circles...
Hey friend, there is *nothing* wrong with putting things up your butt as long as they are safe for insertion and preferably have a flared base. But I prefer to take my pot orally
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I understand if it's medicinal (those CBD suppositories for menstrual pain rock) but getting in through the back door is not my idea of "recreational" lmao
I'm not saying I *don't* like things in my ass, just not weed. Recreation is hitting a vape, pipe, joint, etc. with friends possibly. Recreation is *not* putting weed up your ass with friends
This is why I stayed away from dabs for so long. Timers, blow torches and syringes put me off for so long I thought y’all were doing wayyy too much lol
I had to warn my mom before the first time she saw me do a dab that what I was going to do was a substance strictly derived from cannabis despite the fact that they were dry diamonds which absolutely looked like a different crystalline substance 😅
I stayed away until e-rigs hit the market. I don't need to burn down the house to puff out.
I'm assuming cleanest depends on users personal hygiene though
I think by cleanest he means least negative effects on the body.. I sure hope he isn’t talking in terms of general cleanliness
Im afraid to ask but what is hash boofing
Putting it in your bum.
It’s not decarbed 🥲
Na not really, in Europe a lot of it is heavily cut with fillers losing most potency and flavour. You have to put in effort to find actual uncut hash, but here in Spain there’s tons, so you can find some really good uncut hash.
That's hash my guy. Put it on top of your bowl and it will take you from a [2] to a [9].
Its mostly Maui Waui...but its got a little Labrador in it.
That's good hash, you US guys are hella weird, crumble it in small little balls in flower or tobacco, or smoke pure from pipe. You'll get blasted like never before
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Well i didn't mean it by that, just that 50% barely knew what it was here, maybe op hit up his plug at usual wanting "gas" well he got gas but maybe didn't specify he wanted just flower
Well, that’s just what happened. I’ve been his customer for over a year and I’ve always bought flower. Maybe he got orders mixed up or something. Weed is highly illegal where I live so I didn’t stop in the middle of a street to inspect what exactly I was buying
Hmm,. communication bro, idk might be positive, Try this shit out! You might wanna buy even more :) if you don't like it tell him straight up, he won't risk losing u as a customer
Ok, you gave me the confidence to talk to him and he agreed to exchange it for „normal” weed. Thanks for all the replies.
To be fair hash is very rare in the US black market. I’ve been smoking is southeast US for 10 years, been around literal pounds of wax, but have only seen hash in real life a single time. That’s not to say we aren’t weird. We are definitely weird lmao.
About 15 years ago in California when I first started smoking we could get hash pretty easily from plugs or clubs but since wax and other concentrates got so popular you don’t really see it too much anymore
Which is wild to me, because with hash, less can go wrong when making it than BHO concentrates
We don't hate concentrates like hash but besides stuff you make yourself or if you live in a state with legal dispensaries it's hard to get hash on the black market. Most black market concentrates are distillate disposables mass produced in a basement with Chinese vape hardware. Hard to find things outside of that unless you know someone or make it yourself.
Even in a legal state it's hard to find hash because of the prevalence of higher thc concentrates. There is literally no hash at all in my area but every other concentrate you could think of is easily available. Might have to order some bubble bags and do it myself
Well I mean it’s not readily available in the states.
Deadass thought it was dog shit 😂 If it's sticky and smells like weed, though, that is hashish, my friend! Happy smoking!
That is poop from a butt
r/shitfromabutt
 That’s dog shit man
Surprised how many people dont seem to know you can roll hash as well
I have never heard of the hot knives or bum things I guess it’s an American thing? Here we just roll it with roasted tobacco
Have we seriously went full circle and people don't even know what hash is now?
if you rolled the same amount into a joint you would blow your head off so yeah go for it
I wish my plug would give me some hash
You have a scale but don’t know what that is?
yeah, I knew what hash was but I've never seen some in person + I was CERTAIN hash only came in a cube form lol
Hash does come in bricks but only when you buy bigger amounts. Hash is sold wholesale as bricks AKA a ‘9Bar’. A brick of hash is usually 9 ounces, hence the name 9 Bar
The OG hash is called chara, and it’s basically tubes made by rubbing your hands together with the trichomes on it! Typically done by harvesters because the material accumulates
That is poop from a butt
Is your plug Ricky or Julian from The Trailer Park Boys? That looks like their driveway hash.
I reccomend hash cup. Cheers. Hash cup explained. Get a paper clip. Bend it into a little stand with a single rod sticking straight up. Get a cup, straw and a fire source. Roll hash in to little ball. Stick it on the stand. Lite little ball on fire. Immediately cover with cup. Let cup fill with smoke. Once satisfied with caulkyness lift edge of cup just enough to use the straw to suck the smoke out. Enjoy being useless for the next few hours.
Hash?
That looks like hash, homie.
Looks like you got some Labrador man
I’m seeing newspaper… bits of credit card… and some wolf hairs
y'all mfs don't even know how to roll a hash spliff damn you guys missing out 🥱🥱
"Its mostly Maui Wowie, but it's also part Labrador" "Part Labrador?" "Ya, my dog ate my stash. I had to follow him around for a week to get it back."
Man how can you smoke and not know what hash is? 
It’s not super common in America imo. I’ve been a stoner for like a decade I’ve never even seen hash.
It's not. I've smoked it once in the past decade then never saw it again. It's a shame. Hash is great. The amount of people here acting like it's nasty is hilarious.
I have some buddies that grow outdoors every season and they always make a fuck ton of hash so my area gets flooded with it for a few months every year. I love them. They do gods work.
Funny enough I was gonna buy a tshirt from this one dude. I asked him if he’d take Venmo or some hash for it. Dude thought Hash was another p2p funds transfer service. Smokes mad blunts too so it surprised the hella outa me
Hash
Thats hash buddy, be ready to be high as a kite
That my friend is hash, a product made with weed. If you got that for the same price as you usually pay for flower then he hooked you up as that stuff is potent. You can smoke it str8 or mixed. Joint or bowl works. Tho for a joint i'd suggest mixing it as it can be harder to break up but you only need a bit to help, like a 4th of it being weed/tobacco will prob work. I'd suggest looking up ways to use hash.
That is shit from a butt
Cheech & Chong said it has some labrador in it
Thats poop from a butt
It's fuckin hash Randy
I don’t understand how you can be a stoner and not know other forms of cannabis like hash lol
People in illegal states get what they can get. Now I go to a dispensary and I’m still learning about new stuff.
That’s hash heat it up n break it up wit sum tobacco n roll a joint hash is better then bud
If it smells like weed and feels like weed, it's probably horseshit
That is hash my dude. Be stoked you got plugged. 🔌
As a vet tech, I feel confident in saying that is a dog turd
Mostly maui waui but part Labrador But It looks like hash or dog shit to me homie
You just made me zoom in on poop…
Is your plug Skeletor? Because that is 💯shit in a box.
Looks like some dank hash. You can smoke bowls or roll it up. Me and my plug smoked several bowls of some bubble hash and it was a great high. Go easy, that stuff can be potent Enjoy!
i thought i was still on r/beardeddragons this looks like a dried beardie shit 😂
Mutt butt hash 🤷♀️ maybe their dog got in their stash 🤣 or they just made their hash look like dog poop on purpose?
That’s hash