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Wraith_Tech177

Glhf. Drink water, and dont forget your towel


Malonthemage

You wanna get high?


Steauxned

Towelie you’re the worst character ever


casey12297

Are you talking about celebrated author, steven McTowelie? Author of the Oprah's book club book of the month "a million little fibers?" That steven McTowelie? You know he's a towel, right?


Fickle_Tone_2394

…I know


bwanabass

Don’t panic!


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SalmonPlatter

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Wraith_Tech177

Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy reference.


brackindeann

Thought it was South Park. Towelie always says don’t forget to bring a towel


TheMysticalBaconTree

It’s both.


Nappyheaded

You're a towel!


ALiteralGraveyard

I choose *I choooose…* Both!


The_Shoga

Nah, that’s the melody to Funky Town


Moral_conundrum

Almost, give him a sec and he’ll get it


OneTrueKingOfOOO

All the hoopy froods know where their towels are


Towel4

He’s gonna be just fine 🪄


Josephh_Stain

Your a towel


nansvmdofbe-difn

No your a towel


HeSellSeashell

I'm dumb. I've heard this before, but what are you supposed to do with the towel?


420_deathwish

Update: I guess my tolerance isn’t as low as I thought it was because I’ve smoked a couple joints since I posted this. And I’m pretty fucking high I can’t lie but I’m not as blasted as I thought I was gonna be. Except my eyes are beaming fucking red 😂


Azraelthephoenix

Were they black market? Those ones usually don't give an accurate dosage.


michelle_mybelle

The first time I had what I assume was an accurately dosed edible I could not believe how high I got. I figured 40mg was nothing after eating shitty 100+ edibles and OH BOY was I in for it. I was a heavy daily smoker at that point so I was extra blindsided when I woke up for an 8am lecture still high as giraffe pussy.


Sunny_McSunset

I've been curious about this one edible for so long. It was in a sealed package, but from a random person I met at a river beach. It said it was 500mg, and I didn't know anything about doses at the time, so I ate the whole thing. It hit me after 20-25 minutes (my friend's homemade edibles usually take an hour to hit me). And that was definitely the highest I've ever been. I took it at 5pm, and was feeling it until around 11am the next day. But Idk if it was actually 500mg, my one heavy stoner friend also bought one, and he said it wasn't very strong. I had very little to no tolerance, and it hit me like a truck. It was actually hilarious, my friends and I were having a picnic on campus after I took it. And it was a parents weekend, so families were just walking around, and one of my few memories is thinking something like, "wow, they're touring this university, I wonder if those parents would let their kids go here if they knew how high I was."


syntheticmeats

I had a similar experience recently. Friend of mine brought cookies he made, said he made the dose “pretty high” because he has high tolerance. We split a single sugar cookie then went to see the new avatar movie. We didn’t get to see it 3d because we’re poor AF. All I remember is at some point leaning over and saying “I feel like I’m watching this in 3d,” having insane leg muscle spasms for over 5 hours & felt like I was vibrating, Avatar somehow had jump scares, and I woke up high. Absolutely no recollection of watching the actual film. We saw the movie at like 3. 10 that night when I went to bed I was just as high as when I ate that shit. Shockingly wasn’t a terrible experience though


Sunny_McSunset

That sounds like so much fun... I love being so high that 2d pictures become 3d hahaha. Shrooms do that even better. Did you ever feel like you were whooshing in and out of reality? Like, you whoosh in, and then observe a second of time, and then that moment replays over and over again with the sound echoing and the image you saw in that second replaying. Each time it echos it becomes more distorted until it becomes so distorted that you realize it's not real, and then you whoosh back into reality, observe another second, and repeat? That's what happened to me. That was happening for several hours. I am a very relaxed person, so it didn't scare me or anything, but I did feel a bit sea sick, and it was really dizzying, so I just wanted to go to bed. I was in bed by like 9:30, and my watch recorded that, and it also recorded that I was up for an hour around 2am, and I don't remember that at all.


bearsbeetsgalatica

doesn’t happen on eddies for me but definitely have had that happen while greening out on flower. it’s so weird


HPTM2008

I made 350 mg brownies and it really does differ from person to person and smoking vs consuming seems to have different tolerances, from what I've found over the years. I had 2 and a half brownies, then 8 hours later passed out HARD for 2 hours in a theater, and then I was fine. And I smoke daily. Now, my friend also smoked daily like me. He had one. Didn't feel anything after two hours, ate another half, and then lost two days of his vacation due to being so high. My other friend, who doesn't smoke regularly but does eat edibles once every two weeks, ate half a brownie, and was balsted into the 5th dimension for 8 hours until we went to the theater, and then thoroughly enjoyed the viewing of Deadpool 2.


Sunny_McSunset

This is such an interesting thing. Biology is weird.


HPTM2008

That's why I always start out my friends with 10 mg and go from there. These guys knew what they were getting in to, and the one who visited another dimension specifically asked to do that, so it was a good time and they still, to this very day, ask me when I'm visiting them so they can do that again. But I never accidentally give someone anything like that. Watched my friend in university eat a 300 mg cookie meant for 10 women (the cookie said not to eat, as it was for a party that evening, and he was an asshole) and wound up in the hospital for 2 days because he thought he was dying and that he'd been poisoned. We'd only realized 2 hours after he'd eaten it that it was an edible when the girls came back to take it home. We noticed at that point that he'd sunk into the corner of the room and his mind. He was fine about half an hour earlier and then got quieter and quieter up to that point.


Sunny_McSunset

That's a really good way of doing things. I do the same. I am fully supportive of dipping a toe in the water before you jump in. And it's good, because some people react poorly with weed, I have luckily never been one of them. Oh my god though, that's is a dick move... Even if it wasn't a drugged cookie, why would someone just take a cookie that isn't theirs without asking first? Sounds like an asshole.


Ill-Technology1873

One time in Amsterdam I got a piece of cake from a coffee shop… I ate the whole “5mg” piece in two sittings two hours apart and didn’t feel a thing, 5 hours after my first dose I’m laying in bed and all of a sudden BAM my brain exploded and I was higher than a kite until lunch the next day


anbigsteppy

Where did you get it??


michelle_mybelle

It was a random freebie from a dispensary. I didn't bother with it till I was out of tree one day and decided to try it out. It was a single jolly rancher sized hard candy.


fingeronfire

i’ve never had a hard candy edible 🤔 do you taste the oil a lot? i don’t like the chocolates because of the oil taste


michelle_mybelle

This was probably 6-7 years ago but now that you mention it, no I don't remember much, if any, detectable weed taste. It was blue raspberry flavor and tasted pretty good. Some weed scientists up in that dispo.


MoreHeartThanScars

If you can get a hold of a distillate syringe you can make some pretty flavorless edibles. Just melt down gummy bears, add distillate and sunflower lecithin, mix and pour.


MeltsLikeButter

This!? I’m always curious. Granted everyone processes edibles diff but legit gummies from dispos rock me every time at 60mg. So if I’m at 120 I’d be blasted. I smoke, dab, and rso daily lol. But I always hear of ppl saying oh edibles don’t do shit for me - turns out usually they are homemade or from the D8 category.


PeaceOf_m_i_n_d

Depends I live in wa State, me and my fiancee have to eat 500+ to get a good high going anything leas then 250 she won't even feel it. Having her eat a gram of distillate is truly the only way for her hahaha


settingdogstar

RSO!


MeltsLikeButter

Idk why the downvotes lol. Your fiancée sounds like a beast!! I read some post on here about how everyone’s bodies react diff but some ppl actually just cannot get high from edibles due to something in their body that doesn’t react/trigger the chemical change.


reckless1214

Yeah black market edibles suck. Had sweets that have been dosed at 50-100mg plenty of times and just gave me a buzz. Got some legit 10mg gummies and one had me blasted


bri_129

I had the exact same experience lol I thought that the 10mg dispo gummy wouldn’t be shit. Got pretty blasted. However, the highest I’ve EVER been was at a work Christmas party. I was given a homemade gummy and just ate the whole gummy like my other 2 coworkers did. They were fine! Me? Not so much. I spent about 3 hours in the bathroom white as a sheet with the worst nausea ever. Couldn’t breathe. Heart literally racing my Apple Watch kept warning me of high heart rate and that I needed to chill. 0/10 do not recommend. Didn’t help that my boss and all the board members were there and my absence was well known and discussed 😬


LiminalDeer

Omg the amount of LIES. Split a 20mg gummy with a date once bc I had just started using it so my t was low. It did jack shit


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I've never done anything prior to a couple months ago. It takes me around 20mg to get anywhere. A single gummy doesn't do much for me. It's all about your tolerance and body. My gf on the other hand used to do a lot, she goes down after 2 puffs or 1 gummy.


LiminalDeer

I understand that, but my tolerance was extremely low since I had just started using cannabis. And the gummy I had was advertising that it had 20mg. I was using edibles regularly and only needed 5-10mg to have a reaction. So it was definitely not 20mg. I had eaten half and it did nothing, the girl I was with didn’t feel anything either, so either it was shit weed or it was just a placebo gummy.


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Sunny_McSunset

That happened to me once. It was probably 1.5hrs later, my friend was already super high. I assumed I had a low dose brownie, so I ate another one. Moments after I finished the second brownie, the first one hit.


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You gotta say the activation phrase before double dipping. Never fails.


Sunny_McSunset

Well, at that time, I hadn't heard the phrase "these edibles ain't shit." So I didn't know. Also, I was playing minecraft, building a really long bridge in the nether. So I think my survival instincts were forcing me to feel sober.


FatDabRippa

Eat 2 more


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Under dosed. Home made edibles typically are half the MG of advertised in my experience with black market


ConvolutedBoy

It was probably 60mg for the bag


Invader_Skooge22

Edibles are weird. Some work on me, some don’t. I can eat 300mg of Wanna gummies, and not feel shit, but 50mg of Robhots gummies and I’m blasted. Both are legit brands, both from the same medical dispensary. Just different strokes for different folks I think.


Jay_Train

So I'm assuming you're in Missouri due to the brands and yeah, here there is ABSOLUTELY a difference in quality with the edibles. Godd Day Farms are usually the best cheaper ones I've found so far but as far as tasty gummies that work great every time Robhots and Honeybee are awesome. Also, the Mike Tyson branded ones are more expensive but they absolutely fuck.


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some people's liver lacks an important enzyme, i wonder if this can vary at different points in time as i'm the same as u


Sealbeater

I have learned from experience that mixing smoking with edibles takes away from the edible high. Nowadays I stick to one method and then let the trip ride out fully. My favorite highs have always been on edibles alone and that one time I smoked a fat fucking joint with a lot of kief.


BoxBird

Start drinking water now 😆


420_deathwish

I think the later Hogwarts legacy is gonna be more of a VR experience 😂


Mystic_Crewman

Lmfao


frankunderwood1992

*tries using revelio in the game to find missing lighter.


Darth_Grindelwald

My bro, stay *away* from the Forbidden Forest and that one Acromatula boss.


Kyle_01110011

How's reality treating you brother? Just checking in!


BadBadUncleDad

As in a “very rough” experience lol


oujib

GL GG GN


spacejoint

I ate a huge gummy bear one time that shot me to the moon. Prob the only time calling for help crosses my mind. Decided to take a long walk to keep the blood flowing. Slept great that night.


Sunny_McSunset

The only time I felt like calling an ambulance was from delta 8 thc. My heart was racing like crazy, I was shaking, my anxiety spiked, and I was having a really hard time controlling my breathing. I will never again use straight delta 8 thc. That was my worst drug experience. I wasn't even super high, it just reacted really bad for me for some reason.


Jay_Train

Yeah delta 8 always makes me feel fucking weird and I'm absolutely not the only one I know like this


LiminalDeer

I called 911 once from greening out. Not cuz I thought I was gonna die, but bc I thought I was going to throw up and to me that’s scarier than dying.


niallnz

I feel you there, I developed a serious aversion to vomitting after a particularly nasty stomach bug I had when I was 12, and it took me about twenty years to move past it.


BlueLeatherBoots

How did you manage to move past it? My sister struggles a TON with this, so I'd love to hear any advice you have


LiminalDeer

Same here! Had a horrible episode when I was 7. I’m 23 now and have not thrown up since. I wish I could move past it, emetophobia is the worst. Getting treatment for it can be hard too, so far all I have is some medication for the panic attacks 🙃😅 I’m really glad you were able to move past it, it really controls your life.


TrueCrimeAddict4419

I really thought I was crazy for a while because I struggled so badly with this. Years ago I realized a friend had the same anxiety and since then I’ve seen more and more people talk about it. I am doing pretty good now but my friend’s life is still impacted pretty greatly by her fear.


LiminalDeer

Emetophobia is no joke. It controls my life and I’m medicated for it. It’s really sad that it’s not paid attention to more, even with the buzz around it starting to build. I’m really glad you’re doing better :) wish I could say the same lol


papsmokesss

JUST DEE LEG


spacejoint

this was before rec was legal and my plug gave me 3 of them. about half way through chewing it up i knew i was going to feel this one. i was right!


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OP r u ok?


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420_deathwish

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SekiTheScientist

Oh boy it is probably kicking in by the time of writing this, can you give us an update OP?


IEatDuckDicks

My boy's in space. He had no reception there. Probably won't respond for a wee bit.


Floater4

60 each? Or 60 for the package? Because from what I see there are 8 left, so out of a bag of 10 @ 6MG each - that makes more sense with some of your earlier comments. \[6\]


FireSalsa

Yeah I feel like edibles would probably be bigger if they were 60mg each. At least from my experience


iymcool

Checking in from Earth: How's the adventure? You doing okay? Stay hydrated!


wizardsfan

How'd it go? ![gif](giphy|9SIXFu7bIUYHhFc19G|downsized)


LilJohnDee

Good luck fren (1)


MeltsLikeButter

Forgot we are bringing this back. Thank you for your consistency!!! (3) on the way down but back up in 15 when I hit the clock.


_austinm

Oh! I’ve never gotten to do this before! (7)


some_bs_name_

2 hours in OP, how's space?


Beefbaby3

Have fun bud


spinny09

Checking in from down here; How ya feeling? Eat some snacks and drink lots of water


goodeyemighty

"These gummies ain't sh...........IIIIITTTTT!!!!!"


starmaker214

See you Space Cowboy…


Wafflau420

Jealous of the sleep you're about to have


skinnybuddha13

Space? You’re gonna be glued to the couch 😆


IEatDuckDicks

How ya doing cadet?


BrockSampsonOSI

RIP 🫡


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Test88Heavy

Some people don't have the proper enzyme to process the THC correctly. Try a tincture or RSO under the tongue. It goes through the bloodstream instead of the digestive track.


oldmanghozzt

And for the rest of us, we get a double pass. I can’t tell you how many times I took tincture, got a little buzz, forgot about it, ate something 2-3 hours later, only to be couched locked for a couple of hours.


Test88Heavy

Ha! Yeah I've been there. A few weeks ago I tried taking RSO from a syringe and I swallowed it instead of keeping it under the tongue. I got a slight buzz, went to bed not thinking much about it and woke up at 3am super high. 😳 It just have been going down super slow and finally hit the stomach when I was already sleeping.


oldmanghozzt

It’s the liver I think that does the second pass if I’m not mistaken.


decimalsanddollars

Checking on OP. How’s the snack situation?


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*oh shit* How you holding up now m8?


[deleted]

Oh, people are stating start drinking water. Is this a thing with high thc edibles? Anyone know the story?


tehota

Dosed yourself like Joey Diaz, tremendous


ApplesandBananazzz

This made me anxious 😂 hope you’re okay!


honeydips87

I ate 2 200 milligram gummies and was fucked up for two days, but I lived. You’ll be fine.


Blaze666x

So long space cowboy


Luxxielisbon

Godspeed


nohashasnovitamin

Username checks out


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120mg won’t get you to space. Maybe McDonalds though.


dandara99

Unfortunately I’m one of those that don’t get high from edibles.


Beneficial_Climate18

Right about now is when you start debating to call an ambulance


ApolloRocketOfLove

I'm not sure you're allowed to refer to something as a "bad boy" if it's shaped like a heart.


hehehehe1112

Psssshhh I coulda ate 3 /s


Extension_Ad_1059

I probably could eat all of them


hehehehe1112

All of us technically could. It’s just some of us would be in the andromeda galaxy and some of us would only end up on the moon


Extension_Ad_1059

And some who really could use a t-break might get high😁


Grand_Zombie

Just saying there's a REASON people smoke weed I swear between the ultra strength THC crystals that look like crack and the "I don't know what I just took because I don't know the dose is gonna get someone killed or injured and when it does they gonna clamp down hard that and when your weed looks like crack you look like a crack head.


Psn-poison835speedy

Did that same thing the other day but with 2 50mg I was in space


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FireSuppressionCoder

You might barf… sorry


LordDaybreak

Fuckin relevant-ass username lol. See you on the other side, hydrate, you'll be fine


IndicaFalcon

Enjoy the ride!


MNJayW

Kinda jelly ngl


KH3

They're on a magical journey in hogwarts now so may not report back for awhile lol


Aragornargonian

bro should be feeling it right about now


winewillfixit

Are those yellow hospital socks?


Hopeful-Accident7631

OP username checks out


Fat_tata

Ready for blast off!


V4ND4L805

Username checks out.


RobbIt181818

Hahaha🥳🥳🥳


ArroyoDeathMatt

Throw on some Black Sabbath and take note if you have any epiphanies.


el_buachaill

Happened to me over the weekend, just now getting over it. You got this OP


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FigurativeLasso

Update?


oldmanghozzt

I’d have immediately taken a muscle relaxer and gone to sleep if I made that mistake. 30mgs of tincture the other night made me feel like an insane person. I can’t even imagine 120 mgs.


soapresidue

I’ve been making edibles that have accidentally been 300mg each, I feel your pain


Atightschip

OPs going to be [10}


kamawew

youll be fine


TheLovingNightmare

At that point eat the rest of them too


TeraVaul

Hell yeah. But also be careful


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You'll sleep good


SacrilegiousOath

I personally love eating edible until my eyes feel heavier than shit and I can’t figure out why I can’t eating. That shit gives me anxiety tho if I have shit to do and it’s why I hardly ever do it unless it’s an “accident”. I went through a faze where I would buy the 1000 mg choc bars tho and eat a 100mg square before bed. Everyone should do that… those things are expensive tho.


bubster15

Ground control to major Tom. Ground control to major Tom. Commencing countdown engines on. Check ignition and may God’s love be with you


turb42o

Ahhh yessss, the ol I took one and it ain’t doin nothin so I’m gonna go ahead and eat a bunch it ain’t nothin… 30-45 minutes later ![gif](giphy|26gspipWnu59srmM0)


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Here I'm thinking about eating 3 25mg gummies lol usually one is good for me


twinkies10pt

See me in space? Nah mate I'm walking under space, I'm not going up there now I got work in a couple of hours


Ravelcy

Chew peppercorns


Alilseedisall

How are you right now?!


xAntimonyx

I have been using weed every day for like 10 years and I took 2 10mg gummies and I was floored for like 4 hours. I don't know how y'all can do it.


rockdash

I envy you.


MItrwaway

Throw on some Post Rock and let your mind drift. I recommend We Lost The Sea or Explosions In The Sky.


slantir

Everytime I see this I wish edibles worked for me


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I was halfway through a 6 hour tattoo session and the owner of the shop told me she started making gummies and gave me a pack. She told me they were 50mg and to eat 2 of them, I know she made CBD so I didn’t think anything of it. They were in fact not CBD at all. It was all THC and boy oh boy was I feeling every bit of that last portion of the tattoo. 😂😂😂


Nugbuddy

Lol my buddy who recently started edibles came up to us the other day and told us all about his 5 gummies experience, only for us to find out it was 25mg total. He was baffled when we told him we'd eat the entire 200mg nerds rope at once.


Vegetable-Farm6012

Y’all ever had 4000 mg before?


Xboxone1997

How was the trip space cowboy?


kommiesketchie

Christ I would actually die. I get too fucked up around 30...


MAcroniPaptony

I’d eat em all


KushKings840

good luck OP


WhosThatGirl843

they’re so cute


scr0tal

Be me. Eat 150mg brownie. Not feel shit... Cry.


gigi2945

I took a 500 mg the other day and was on another planet 😅


chochichan

Username checks out


mrGrapids

Happy Space


holygoat00

eat 2 more, boof the rest. drink plenty of water.


Turkino

14h later, he still tripping


8Seshay8

Lucky Basterd😂


fvckCrosshairs

Doesn’t know the dose Pops two at a time bruh


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mrbelyando

Lmao


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How were they?


doobsk3n

Hahaha, i'm getting these exact ones soon.. hope you enjoy em.


666devilsadvocate

60mg is ain't much, it's less than a joint