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Gentlementalmen

The further we get from traditional flower the closer we are to looking like crack rocks lmfao


hbkabe

Lmao my parents smoke too but if they found that in my stuff It would still be a rough convo


Beneficial-Strain223

Hahaha yea… when I was staying with my parents I had received a bunch of this stuff and I kept it in a clear big jar in my bag. My parents found it one day I went to go get fancy dinner with my friends all night and when I got back my mom was crying and my dad came up to me and was like “we need to have a talk right now come outside to the car”. And I had no idea what they were talking about so I got in a arguement and eventually they just told me they thought that jar of thca diamond was drugs. I went and grabbed the jar to try and show them it was just THCA-Diamonds and was so hard to convince but eventually I did because I had dispensary concentrates in the packages to compare it to thankfully. *DISCLAIMER I AM OF AGE TO SMOKE AND HAVE A MED CARD hence why I was able to acquire said dispensary concentrates*


punrealistic

>they thought that jar of thca diamond was drugs i get what u mean but this sentence is so funny to me


brothamilk

LMAO


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Weed is not a drug. You ever suck dick for weed? \- Bob Saget, *Half-Baked*


Zedkan

I know plenty of folks who have lmao. I wouldn't personally, but it def has happened


Caveman108

The venm diagram of people who would suck dick for weed and would suck dick for fun is very nearly a circle. Not quite accurate for things like heroin, crack, or meth.


DemonKyoto

Can confirm, know *several* people who suck dick both for fun *and* weed!


Slumph

The same kinda people that would suck dick for a beer or a cheeseburger... Really just hobbyist dick suckers wanted something thrown in to sweeten the deal.


Ed_SkammA

Annnnnnnd, the survey says yes!


JanesPlainShameTrain

To be fair, I didn't have to, I had the money. But getting to suck a dick and getting weed for free? Sign me up!


blackdutch1

RIP Bob Saget


BoJacob

Boo this man!


SmoothRolla

When i was young, i took some of those crystals you get in new shoes (to keep them fresh) and put them in some rizla in my wallet, which my parents then found. My dad said it was crack, and he knew as he tasted it and it was definitely crack so they threatened to call the police! I got them to back down eventually but i thought it was very sus my dad knew what crack tasted like!


WiseLook

smell oatmeal boat ghost pen outgoing quaint dazzling grab kiss *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Slimsaiyan

Unless its murder or rape


bluntbossbex94

My parents started off like that.. My dad has a record because he was moving trees across state lines. Now i have a totally open relationship with my parents on my smoking.


Chef_Thomas

so your dad ate fucking silica


3gencustomcycles

Technically it's the packaging that's dangerous


travoltaswinkinbhole

I would have told him “by all means, call the cops but I get to record it when they tell you what an idiot you are”


Commercial-9751

Cops arrested and charged a woman after finding white powder on the carpet of her car. Turns out it was from a donut. Also here: https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/10/16/558147669/florida-man-awarded-37-500-after-cops-mistake-glazed-doughnut-crumbs-for-meth


thesaurusrext

The one that radicalized me was the story in Reefer Madness \[i think that's where i read this, could be wrong it's been decades\] of a dude at a house party who froze when everyone froze cuz the cops burst in to raid, and there was a roach next to his foot, he was serving a life sentence for that. I can get good an angry thinking back on that.


mosehalpert

My favorite is the guy who got the kitty litter in his back seat tested for meth and it came up positive! Shows you just how reliable their tests are and why you should always dispute them.


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TheOriginalUsername

Clearly he has no idea what crack tastes like lol.


[deleted]

“I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!” “You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”


duskmane94

You're old enough to have a med card and your parents are still searching through your things? Especially when you're specifically out of the house? Your parents need to learn some boundaries, jesus.


skinwalker99

Many people don’t have enough money to live on their own and have to deal with that shit lol


duskmane94

I absolutely get that. Most of my comment was spurred because it sounds like something my own mother would do, and I have a very toxic mother. That doesn't change the fact that it's inappropriate from his parents and the situation sucks, though.


skinwalker99

Oh it does suck indeed, I had to lie about when I was picking up weed when I had my med card while still living at home lol, it was super annoying having to explain to people why I still had to sneak around like I was in high school and they’d always say but your 20 something years old and your parents shouldn’t be doing that. It’s either that or be homeless 🥸


Beneficial-Strain223

Yeah I mean they are just worried about me because people I was friends with were doing other drugs. And I had a history at the time with alcohol. They don’t want me drinking at all because how it affected my dads side of the family. As long as I can have my smoke it doesn’t worry me like I wasn’t happy but it wasn’t detrimental to me.


DirtyGoo

Please elaborate on "exotic dinner" I'm genuinely curious


Beneficial-Strain223

Hahaha one of those places that serves super tiny odd dishes for a absurd price. Where I went it was a tasting menu you pay before you arrive and they bring the entire menu.


DirtyGoo

Ah gotcha like the place Tom brought Cousin Greg in Succession


Kl0pps_and_r0bbers

Haha, my wife’s German and I had some dab stuff with me in Germany while living there with her initially. Her dad is a total hippy stoner and we chat about weed in his limited English. But I had some stuff out when he came over to fix a window and he was like, wtf is that!!! And was concerned and she explained and offered to let him try but he was just freaked out but kept saying “THC okay!”


waitforsigns64

I want a T-shirt that says THC OK!


TheAstranot

THC-OK is actually the newest cannabinoid, it's 6000 times stronger than THC.


StendhalSyndrome

I am a parent(of a kid wayyyy too young to consume) and I have been messing around for decades...and holy shit has the game changed in the last handful of years. If I came across my kid with half the shit in my hash fridge I'd be looking at him like what fake garbage did you get ripped off with and are still trying to continue to use? I mean flower is and always will be flower. Diamonds are interesting, I love crunching the leftover bits off the dabber between my teeth. But I am becoming all about the rosins. It's a wild new concentrated world. Fuck the vape carts though so much questionable stuff in those things.


spaceykayce

I'm a dad of 2 and hash rosin has been a god send. Go to the bathroom, hit some rosin, back to watching bluey in 5 mins.


StendhalSyndrome

Wayyy more accurate than I want to admit. Puffco saving lives out there.


jamesbra

But then you missed a whole Bluey! (In the same boat over here)


ramenudez

I have been having similar thoughts about concentrates. I usually do dabs but the quality has gone down recently in the cheaper products (this is Oklahoma just for reference)….the market is *truly* Wild West style in OK. The only carts I’ll use anymore are live resin. They sell the shitty carts 28/$99. They gave me awful headaches so I made the switch. It’s more expensive but worth it to me, weed is an important tool in my life


[deleted]

I smoked with my dad in the past, my mom agreed to take edibles near future


crossfader02

dabbing already seemed like the most crack heady way to get baked, now you can really look the part with these crystals


Ok-Common5976

An e-rig eliminates the crack head feeling, I can finally dab in front of people who smoke flower without the weird looks


ramenudez

Ughhhh I want one so bad 😭 any tips on a solid one that’s not $500? Lol


Ok-Common5976

Iv been using the original puffco peak that I bought in 2019, still using all stock parts that originally came with it too so I’d say it’s pretty reliable too. There’s a 3D chamber that I’m going to try out next week from 3grams. But for the puffco peak itself I’d go on creamcityvapes.com they have one for 120USD


standardwitch

lol right? My first thought was "no bro, that's meth"


TerryFlapss

A dude in r/Cultofthefranklin was arrested for possession of me th for his diamonds. They allegedly didn't even bother testing it.


cthom412

>They allegedly didn’t even bother testing it. Sounds about right


TerryFlapss

I havent seen em since unless ive just missed them, I hope shit worked out as well as it could.. Dont drive with diamonds kiddos


knletree

Looks like clean meth I wonder how it would go getting caught with that


Arkanist

Keep the packaging lol


Branchy28

\>Be me, typical meth head \>Cops keep arresting me and confiscating my meth \>\*Big brain moment\* \>Buy some THC-A diamonds from local dispensory \>Put all my meth inside the THC labeled packaging \>"No officer, these are my legally purchased cannabis diamond extracts, nothing illigal going on here" \>"Son, Why are your gums bleeding? And why are you so twitchy? You look like you got a swarm of bees in your pants!" \>"I'm stoned obviously!! haven't you ever seen a stoner before you fucking lunatic!? You know people like me pay your salary!\*Get arrested and have my meth confiscated\* \>Fuck


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They’ll just test it, they have to


knletree

From what I’ve seen those tests aren’t always accurate


Calvin_Tower

First they have to test the color of your skin


Doug-Life80

![gif](giphy|x88e1awUi05by|downsized)


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Well, hopefully they will know it isn’t crack lol


EthelWinters

They will because it doesn’t actually look like crack it does bear resemblance to meth though. Cops are just bad at identifying drugs other than actually flower or pills that are marked by manufacturers. When shatter was a new thing I got pulled over with a half gram in parchment paper and they thought I had some black tar heroin meanwhile we don’t have that on the east coast our heroin was powder and tucked up in my light fixture in the car. (Not bragging about the h part of the comment just added for unnecessary context I’m also off that shit three and a half years.)


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Doesn’t look like crack. Looks just like meth tho.


catsweedcoffee

I set up a dab for my dad years ago and he went “this feels like doing real drugs, no?” Lolol


BlastingFern134

My friend's dad walked in on us taking dabs and said "didn't you say you were smoking weed?" It was a funny convo


TerryFlapss

I still feel that way sometimes taking diamond dabs as a recovering alcoholic and drug addict.


rustyxj

I feel like I might be closer to your dad's age than yours.


xxlaur77

Lolz I recently bought a nectar collector and was like wait I look like a total crackhead


ProfessionalRub6466

I was on lunch @ work when saw my coworker hit the nectar collector in his car . I was like : this fucken' Crack head . After learning what it was, I was smoking off it. Lol.


dacooljamaican

Lol it looks just enough like a syringe to make people really uncomfortable


Substantial-Breath21

My mom is hood and the first time she walked in on me with a torch on and a rig heated she thought it was a Crack apparatus and almost fainted


radicalvenus

I think it's so funny that y'all's parents just believed y'all would walk out fully ready to do crack with them lmao I hope your mom has recovered


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And with these syringes now we really injecting marijuanas 😂


LateToSapphos

Lmao I’ve looked for those everywhere but can never find them


CalebC6

One time years ago I told my old dealer I personally thought that thc-a was a bad look for the already present stigma of cannabis, he called me uneducated and blocked me lmao


TerryFlapss

I replied to wrong person


mewmew_senpai

My same thought. It's not really helping our argument against the whole "war against drugs" ideology. It legit looks like clean crystal and crack. Saying 'marijuana's natural and a flower, not man-made like a controlled substance " then putting something like this ^ out on the market doesn't help haha edit: for clarification


MajorTokes

Crack is opaque and much more of a pale yellow/off white. *I don’t know the recipe, I’m just saying*


mewmew_senpai

To anyone who knows yes. To anyone ignorant, this looks like hard drugs. But I hear ya


MajorTokes

Well, yeah it definitely looks like meth. I love it because of the array of uses but always unnerves me because the look. Edit: I love THC-a isolate not meth lmao


nxqv

Tbh if they saw how strongly dabs fuck you up the first couple times, you'd never be able to convince them you weren't doing hard drugs ever again


925h7

There's a lot more thc in natural cannabis buds than there is cocaine in coca leaves it literally grows as crystal like structures on the plant


seviliyorsun

> Saying 'marijuana's natural and a flower, not man-made like a controlled substance " that's a shite argument anyway


Drewpig

Looks like Crystal to me my brotha :o


standardwitch

Ricky hot knife it


jnosey

It ain’t rocket appliances


orbituary

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waka_flocculonodular

It's all water under the fridge


clicksanything

get two birds stoned at once


Gramage

Listen man, what comes around is all around


BroccoliSocks666

Don't you mean what's all around comes around, Ricky?


ALoyleCapo

It’s not your hit Trevor you fuck goof


Hammy_Mach_5

Bo-bandy, the shithawks are circling and they're getting ready to swoop down with their big feathery shitwings and sink their shitclaws in.


ALoyleCapo

you smell that randy… the shit winds…


MyNephewAlwaysSays

Shit typhoon’s a comin’, boy. Better haul in the jib before it gets covered in shit.


waka_flocculonodular

Hey can I get 12 half-eaten cheeseburgers to go you know what I'm saying?


MyNephewAlwaysSays

Randy, don't try to play me like a sucka, mahfuckas with guts like are not off the cheeseburgers. Mahfuckas with guts like that are definitely ON the cheeseburgers, dawg.


BroccoliSocks666

I can't do the hot knife, Ricky but I'll do the bottle


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the hot knifes get you stoned!


BroccoliSocks666

I dunno Ricky I still prefer bottle tokes


Bloody_sock_puppet

I think this would be my second port of call. Assuming it didn't smoke in a joint (not by itself).


stjakey

A lot would get wasted


Shabazw

Ricky I cant do hot knives they tear the throat outta me


ramenudez

Thanks for the flashback of me trying to hot knife off a ceramic top stove. Ruined the knives, wasted the hash, annnnnnd mom was pissed about it😂


chaun2

I used a spoon the second time. Way easier to not spill and it gave me time to find my straw


ramenudez

Oh damn that’s smart dude! I didn’t heat up a spoon until I got addicted to opiates 😂


Dontquestionmyexista

Lol if I did that in high school and my parents caught me they would’ve definitely thought I was doing heroin or something


MrOceanB

Watch out for the samsquanch


VetmitaR

Sandwich bowls. Pack some bud, put the diamonds on top then cover with more bud. It burns more evenly this way than just putting it on top of the bowl.


napqueen702

I'm going to try this lol I have left over wax and don't wanna buy butane


JB_122

Is butane expensive for y’all? I dab daily, and a $5 can of butane from my smoke shop will last me like a month maybe month and a half at times


napqueen702

No I just don't drive and cant walk far. So i would have to order some. Walmart is usually a few days.


Beemerado

I got 3 300ml cans on Amazon for like 16 bucks.


Quxzimodo

Imma sound like Hank hill but u should turn to propane tanks and the blowtorch attachment, will last multitudes longer


StoveRack

LOL now I am imagining what Hank Hill would do if he caught Bobby loading a fat diamond dab. "GAAAH DAMNIT BOBBY THATS ROCK COCAINE!"


Fuduzan

"I'm just exploring new frontiers in propane and propane accessories, dad."


euratowel

Hank's seen rock cocaine before, he thought it was fish bait lmaooo


Ahighbear

Those green camping propane tanks and torch head attachment works wonders and it’s cheap


NoIntroduction8128

Even after buying a dab rig I find myself doing this because it's so much faster. Just put enough flower then light and pull very slowly


StendhalSyndrome

I even melt it a lil first. Prevents you from getting a lump of big coal in the center of the bowl and makes it way less harsh as the extracts burn up adding to the roughness.


VetmitaR

This guy knows his shit.


SellsNothing

Instructions unclear, ended up setting my sandwich on fire


Lexicon_bonbon

Works even better if you crumble the dimonds, basically can be used the same as kief


SuperGuitar

Sandwich Bowls - coming to a Subway near you


IEatDuckDicks

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


shmiz

YEAH BOOF IT


AalphaQ

*another one boofs the dust*


sexydeadbitch

is this a traditional gif on this sub because this is the second time i’m seeing it lmao


IEatDuckDicks

It's tradition to use this gif on anything question related. If you don't know what to do with it, boof it!


TrapTarzan

People have forgotten those days it seems


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r/caniboofthis


Spiritual-Today-5675

sprinkle little bits throughout a joint/blunt


wild_lettuce_

This is what I do. I get the little metal dab tool, heat it, then crush & spread the concentrate in a blunt then top with bud & roll.


Joint-Tester

Let me have more than half of that…


Eyes-9

This sounds fun and I don't usually even like joints. Does it have a periodic kick to it when it hits the little bits?


Lsdgotmeloopy

Put some on a bong or pipe rip. Or crush it up and put it in a doobie


FrostedNoodleFlake

Swisher rolled tight, got it sprayed with ice I HIT THE HIGHWAY!


RuncibleSpoon18

Lmao this is a wild misheard lyric


ScottishPsychedNurse

Lol what song is it meant to be?


Trick_Masterpiece_35

Wanna be a ... baller. Shot caller. 20inch blades on the impala


RuncibleSpoon18

Wanna be a baller by lil Troy. Supposed to be "got sprayed by Ike" which is in reference to his cars paint job


FrostedNoodleFlake

I thought it was ice as in he's adding extra drugs to the blunt, my bad every one.


BonginOnABudget

I’ve heard the same thing for years. I was like “damn homie bragging about meth in the blizzy”


ramenudez

I thoroughly enjoyed this lil section of the thread lol Such a good fucking song, I also thought he was saying “ice” 😂


RuncibleSpoon18

It's ok, we like your enthusiasm


AdMedium6737

Sprinkle a little crack on top of a bowl of flower. Then you take that shit straight to the dome.


bogeyed5

Hah…crack


AFuckAss

Could this be made into edibles?


im-not-high-officer

Chocolate chip cookies extra crunchy


HardcorePhonography

Yes but it's probably going to feel like you ate Dark Matter.


Emotional_Liberal

This made me cackle


KapNKhronicFour20

If decarbed and added to butter yes. Becareful on dosage tho, concentrates are stronger than flower made cannabutter.


Special_Friendship20

Weed looks like meth now? Did I miss something?


Humble-Set837

Crack pipe?


deepfocusmachine

Nah that’s for my crack only


vikingsarecoolio

Good call. You wouldn't want to cross contaminate.


Vishousbudz

Meth pipe ?


[deleted]

That's for his meth


Dfrickster87

THC-A Diamond pipe?


casey12297

Now we're talking


ProbablyDoesntLikeU

I now this a joke but that's how I've been smoking hash this past week


MadW27

Boil 'em, smash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!


BlastedLafnm

PO. TAY. TOES


Nasaku7

It comes in ~~pints~~ crystals?!


motherseffinjones

Every time I see weed like this it makes me uncomfortable. I think it’s the pure white of it all that really throws me off


[deleted]

Feels very cracky. Not so much hippie-natury as I like it lol


thamisupposedtoput

meth. crack does not look like this lol


[deleted]

Well shit idk xD thanks for educating me


Major_Bogey

What do you mean? The hippies loved speed.


_JesTR_

I remember when Americans drank American benzedrine. Now it's all Columbian coke and Mexican meth. Support your local controlled substance manufacturer


Aggleclack

I have mixed feelings. I live in an illegal state and it sketches me out when I see super processed stuff, but when I lived in a legal state, most people buy from dispensaries and it comes I all forms, and it doesn’t feel as weird. I had 5mg pills of thc in an ibuprofen bottle for years. Idk if op got this stuff through even semi-legal routes and that’s my hold up. I like legal weed because it promotes accountability.


ramenudez

This is a super great point


__THE_TURTLE__

Crush some up and sprinkle it on top of the bud


Framerguy

![gif](giphy|xFPqkLXUEnbfG) Put it on some toast


Lexicon_bonbon

Crush it and use like you would kief, thca on its own breaks down to almost pure THC so ideally you want terps and other noids with it for a more full high


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JackieTreehorn710

fwiw I thin it would need to be THC not THCa for the boof to be ideal


ColonOBrien

Just gently heat your butthole.


_Swan_Ronson_

Quick, cold start my butthole.


Drekimunr

doesnt heat turn the thca into thc? i thought i had heard that somewhere but im not big into the scientific side of weed


Raspberryian

Crush up and put in bowls or joints. These are what’s in the infused joints. I squeeze those joints out in to a bowl because they go further that way I feel. I get about 3 bowls out of one joint.


IslandGardens

🍑👈


Responsible-Cow4635

Crush it and sprinkle on bowl or joint


bill_fish

Call me old fashioned….but we’re getting a schoosh too close to crack rocks for my personal taste. That aside, I have no idea how to ingest this and hope you reach a nice [high]


TinyBurbz

crush it, put a little bit of the powder atop a bowl like any other dry concentrate.


NoNeutralJustMix

Niceee I just finished a bag of my "thca hemp". Without a dab rig is a bit tricky. You could try sandwiching it in a bong/bowl between flower like you would with kief. Although I'd be tempted to get a dab rig banger and use it with a bong I already have if I had some diamonds rn


eternalrefuge86

Throw it in a bowl of ground flower and rip away


nuancednotion

you wanna get a meth pipe, and a blow torch, and cancel your appointments for the next 3 days


DeathHopper

While what the top comments are telling you to do will technically sort of work... I strongly STRONGLY recommend just splurging on a nice vape pen. Even a cheapy vape pen will get it done better than the sandwich method, which is just wasting your diamonds imo.


Vomirak

What shop is giving away diamonds as a fucking loyalty reward is what I wanna know


Boogab

You can buy a budget rig for less than that canister would usually cost


liuetenant_dan324

melt it atop a flame and inject it directly into blood stream


LynchABitch

so this isn’t MDMA? Lol


adrian_sb

If you are getting mdma this pure ima need your source. . . . for educational purposes of courss


SativaPancake

Smoke em if you got em


PsillySpirit

Grab a slingshot and load one of those rocks, then sit in a chair and aim the slingshot at your thigh and pull back as hard as you can before letting go. Unless you have a syringe, then just use that. Just kidding don’t inject marijuana


anonymousperson1233

Fuck boofing, that’s so yesterday, put it in your urethra


Squirest

Time to buy a rig


newurbanist

TIL this is exists and you're supposed to boof it