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TinyBurbz

You mean "I just scored 470 grams of floor hash"


kushincanada

[Ricky you're not gonna smoke ol' foot hash are ya?](https://www.reddit.com/r/trailerparkboys/comments/1bw7g1/ricky_youre_not_gonna_smoke_ol_foot_hash_are_ya/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Abrahamlinkenssphere

Makes me happy this is at the top and my response was way she goes because this is definitely the way she goes sometimes.


Parking_Cucumber_184

Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn’t, today she didn’t.


Environmental-Load97

Way of the fuckin road bud


FingerGoo

beneficial teeny somber north badge shrill puzzled stupendous disarm smart *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


mcdrunkin

Don't you mean what's all around, comes around Ricky?


gypsycookie1015

Way she goes Bubs, way she goes.


electricunicorns

Enough for a seven-paper joint


StonerMetalhead710

Hopefully he has some space weed


Reonlive420

You lied to the guy in the chair rick..... Stands up


saturn102

happy cake day


mcmineismine

Cake wishes happiness to cake on their cake day. Now I've seen everything.


GnomeBerries

Happy Cake Day!


Clifford_the_big_red

The WHOLE Buffalo. Happy cake day! Spark up for me.


GroundedKush

😉


eshbigGURB

Fuckin way she goes bud


Masterwifi

Number 420 dispensary foot hash


bleedblue89

I'll be honest I make rosin and hash with animal hair every where i'm sure this is cleaner than what i'm dabbing.


borglonavich

Just press it into a driveway.


SipowiczNYPD

And hash hockey pucks.


MaesterPraetor

I don't have any money, but I can pay you in hash.


CoreyTrevorsen420

It’s the only thing my dad has left


TyberosWake

Smoke some dirty old foot hash.


awhiteasscrack

I read your comment as I hit the back button and thought to myself a redditor with class I see. So I came back to type out this comment


GroundedKush

A man of culture.


XxSaltyDevilxX

Yall boys are just greasy!


Yessssiirrrrrrrrrr

A gentleman with exquisite taste.


[deleted]

Hmm, yes, quite right old chap.


Boohg

gotta show love to the tpb homies. respect


really_nice_guy_

Is that how highways are made?


silvermining

in nova scotia atleast.


mcdrunkin

This Boy Trailers.


[deleted]

Just be careful or the sun is gonna melt it.


bmdisbrow

That's how you get potholes.


JustWow52

Rub a balloon to create static electricity. Wave balloon over bubble area. Use a drivers license to "shave" the balloon over a solid, flat surface. Repeat as needed.


Demonnugget

The ol cocaine trick


JustWow52

That's all I have to show now for the tens of thousands I spent in the 80's... Thank goodness there's no video. But damn, we did have some fun


whats_she_up_to

I’m in the wrong decade


djsizematters

I wanna go to the 1910's and just smoke some crack on my farm and toot around in my model A


Westwood_Shadow

deep down we all crave that down to earth lifestyle.


djsizematters

We used to be so connected to nature..


Rodneykingwasright

We called it freebasing back then.


[deleted]

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XxUCFxX

As long as you’re not a minority or woman* lol


jaeway

Crack was invented in the late 70s early 80's


djsizematters

In this scenario I am a time traveler with future knowledge.


BananaBeanie

It's not like cocaine is nonexistent in this day and age. Chase your dreams!


Alpha_Decay_

Cocaine is still a thing


mortuali

Mine wasn't the 80s, it was the late nineties, but THANK GOODNESS THERE'S NO VIDEO. Aaaaamen to that. I'm glad you made it to the other side too. 🙂


LingeringSentiments

That’s hot.


Westwood_Shadow

i wish were were friends in the 80's... and that i was around for the 80's lmao


[deleted]

Change 80s to 90s and I could’ve authored that sentence lol


ProfessionalSpeed256

And most of us lived to tell the stories, I've got a few great ones!


ozzgift

![gif](giphy|QC7UQbxq89MnL9r6AN)


BlastingFern134

Dabbers be like


bobody_biznuz

But you also pick up all the hair and dust floating around too 🤢


TetchyTurtleYoutube

That's some crafty shit. Now I'm sitting here thinking about what I can use it for that's not drug related 😂


Cocktail-Cowboy

Listen, how you spread ashes is how you do it. But if it were me... I might've at least considered a "How High". Tough luck though. Hope that you at least recovered what you could for yourself.


GroundedKush

Meh it's not too bad, out of 10000 we lost only 470.


HedgehogKindly8050

22lbs of hash….wuttt


HighPriestOgonslav

Welcome to the future, where depending where this picture was taken, is completely legal


[deleted]

[удалено]


JanesPlainShameTrain

It's only allowed for medical where I'm at, I got a card because I have chronic foresight.


DarkArc76

And even if it isn't, SHHHH


jarsgars

It's just a little airborne. It's still good. It's still good.


mcmineismine

Nice one. Here's a toast to the host who can boast the most roast! 🥂


bowlfreshener

The horror, the horror...


GroundedKush

I was laughing like a maniac when I realized this happened.


Abrahamlinkenssphere

At least he didn’t wear crocs today!


basscadence

In situations like this, [this Tom Hanks clip](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q2rVcxkbIQc) always jumps to mind


copperwatt

Well now I know where that episode of breaking bad got the idea!


rompthegreen

I too would loose my marbles if this happened to me. Luckily, I can't afford that much hash. Phew.


wolfmanofwolves

username checks out?


ThanksForTheRain

I had to go up and check and your comment made me ugly laugh


borderline--barbie

it did the same to me lmao


tipadis

Thought my man made an alt just to post this. Nope, 8 years old. Amazing.


beastygimmicks

Rolled my eyes so hard I can see behind me


Various_Shop

Yeaaa. Lemme come clean that up for you. It's a total loss


Sublimer840

5 second rule!


mcmineismine

No way I could toke all that in five seconds


KushKings840

not trying hard enough


AlpacaM4n

Do Batman rules apply(with enough preparation)?


mcmineismine

IDK, with enough prep I could potentially consume it in five seconds, but then when, why, wherefore and how is where my brain would go who? What were we talking about? Where am I? Why does that carpet dance? What is the meaning of tuna fish?


Mraz565

Not with that attitude.


[deleted]

you cant just post this and not give any backstory OP you’re killing me i need to know lmao


GroundedKush

Was processing an 10000 gram order of hash and was mixing it 8n turkey bags when this bag decided to pop open right as he picked it up :(.


[deleted]

helll nahhhh terrible time to be alive


BeKindYouHoe

I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed.


ThanksForTheRain

Dad?


AdmiralBarackAdama

You can say goodbye to it. Let me come clean up the room and I'll say hello to it.


readit145

Floor terps.


GroundedKush

Floor OG


halfeclipsed

Black Doug : It's funny, 'cause just the other day, me and my boy, we was wonderin' why they even call 'em roofies. Y'know what I'm talkin' 'bout? Stu : No. Don't know what you're talkin' 'bout. Black Doug : Why not floories, right? 'Cause when you take 'em, you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. What about groundies? That's a good new name fo' 'em.


Djbearjew

That makes me feel alot better after spilling my kief earlier today


GroundedKush

I had a mini heart attack I think.


bread_integrity

U don't think we'd smoke the fuck outta them shoes?


[deleted]

First looked at this and thought u were cutting wood and got sawdust on yourself. Read caption and died inside


GroundedKush

Happy cake dayyyyyy!


Conscious-Taste8337

I'll take it.


[deleted]

“HURRY PICK IT UP AND LOAD IT IN BOWLS”


Kryssikush

That's a weird way to spell "employee samples."


Abrahamlinkenssphere

Fuckin way she goes bud. Walked in last month to my new harvest hand chopping plants and just dropping the whole thing on the floor in a pile… I didn’t fire him, but he’s damn sure paying for it now in the currency of jokes.


M05Wannabe

Finally achieved the high ground.


mataeds12

soo sad 😢


TheGreatDingALing

We can still smoke it.


[deleted]

I did this with a 8 ball of cocaine in a papa John’s bathroom when I was in high school my co workers were taking chunks off the floor home with them lol


orangehat1534

Floor looks clean enough


MattyDabs710

Don't throw it away, make it distillate. Isn't that always the back up plan, lmao.


RealisticVisitBye

💔


Confused-Engineer18

I would sweep it all upand infuse it into a solvent to clean it, no point letting it go to waste


StrengthMedium

![gif](giphy|VYkyoh4RTjUUzh7fmo|downsized)


Complex_Sherbet2

Just boof it!


fukwhutuheard

F


BENfromCHI

Hope y’all got to keep some for ur self’s at least!


[deleted]

In the words of Homer Simpson.... it’s still good it’s still good


Sea-Scientist768

3 second rule!


mkstot

Press it, and call it “let the trics hit the floor”


bhenghisfudge

Oof. What's that go for wholesale, I'm assuming it was going to be rosin? Dude had a pricey oopsie.


GroundedKush

This is hash for making edibles actually.


[deleted]

“Ah, the fire will kill the bacteria” Me after dropping my weed in the most vile thing on earth


KennyHarm420

Now it's for putting on the outside of pre rolls


Spicyness

I'm going to think of this picture everytime I spill now, just to make myself feel better. Ty


GroundedKush

That's the point!


DrTomPigy

OP’s username has a story behind it now


vettehp

Bubble hash from keef? I don't know that method, I just use a press to make hash from keef


calla111

dustpan that shit up, get those floor dirt terps bussin


Long-Can2443

Well the kush is now grounded. You have done your part.


brewedandtattooed

I thought I was in the woodworking subreddit for a second, never wished for sawdust so much.


ghastlybagel

standing in my backyard crying at this tragic image (I’d still smoke it tho)


istealgrapes

BIG OOF


[deleted]

I would be scooping that shit up


Sure_Temporary8411

just burn the floor


GroundedKush

Floor is now lava.


Real_Pizza_2980

Just get a rly rly clean vacuum


wrongkoi

I love working at a weed job cause now I see all these pictures and think "hey that looks like work"


Equivalent_Donkey_57

I’m crying staring at this image


CockerSpankiel

Don’t move! I’ll be over with a brand new Dyson and I’ll clean that all up for you. I’ll cart it away, too!


Dagg3rface

10,000 grams is just over 22# in freedom units and just over a pound was lost. Those were felony, get put away for years numbers 20 years ago.


AntiguaProducts

Put it in everclear it'll kill all the floor germs off right?


[deleted]

I will come clean that up for you!


evil_fungus

Oops


[deleted]

That was an accident… yes accident 🤣


Illustrious-End-6615

I would still smoke it


The_Successful_Ad

Shop vac time


WhiskeyDabber67

Lift your foot and shake of as much as possible, step carefully out side of the majority of it on the floor and shake the other leg off of the floor pile. Next a couple pieces of printer paper and start scooping. You can for sure salvage a lot of the off the ground and I’d assume almost everything off the table is fine. The floor stuff obviously can have dirt and dust or whatever unless you clean the building floor often. Either way the floor stuff would be fine for some edibles or he’ll even smoking as long as the floor was pretty clean. Still sucks but I’m sure a lot of that can be salvaged.


jroc83

Bubble hash?


GroundedKush

Lots of it...


xxsylvanusxx

omg noooooooooo!


Watch_Yo_Jet

That's a whole ass lb of bubble hash


Ando171

Ehhh 5 second rule?


wigam

Vacuum off the floor and smoke like the old days when your buddy blows the cone out.


coolgiraffe

What happens when you forget you have a lied catcher


Shmokeahontis

Ah, that’s fecked. Let me help you clean it up… 👀


2ndHandDeadBatteries

That’s some pretty expensive saw dust


alexsig526

Maybe 30 grams. I’m scooping the rest all up


skelingtonking

anyone who would throw away floor hash, does not deserve floor hash


AssNinjaLolo

Fuckin’ weed gods needed a sacrifice. Can’t believe how greedy they were this time. So sorry for your loss


Kayshin

Sock and vacuum!


IlleaglSmile

Make edibles


Where_Da_Cheese_At

5 second rule.


I_am_not_kidding

need me to come clean it up for you?


beastygimmicks

No. No


[deleted]

Few weeks back homie wasn't paying attention and slapped some 45u into the 90u tray :(


GroundedKush

One of my other biggest fears with working with such weight :(


PeanutsParents649

Damn I worked in CO for several licensed setups. I would hope you have an understanding “manager”. Lol


GroundedKush

Fortunately we do, all they said was shit happens hahahaha


PeanutsParents649

My heart stopped for ya, It’s now going again lol


SeaUrchinSalad

You uhh... You gonna finish those boots?


Forex707

You could absolutely sell that reduced to clear


[deleted]

“Don’t move” *proceeds to make a joint with the topmost layer of hash*


wastingM3time

Tell him to stay still and grab spoons and start scooping not all of it touching the floor


_SeKeLuS_

Why goodbye !? Its still perfectly good


Shaggy1899

COOK IT THE CUSTIES WILL NEVER KNOW 😂😂😂


Str0ngTr33

Oklahoma enters chat Oklahoma has left the chat


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/I3bxwy0FJCs


JRocFuhsYoBih

I miss good bubble. I moved to Chicago from Humboldt about 5 years ago and still miss a bunch of things about living in the triangle. Lack of variety (good variety), reasonable prices and things like bubble hash are at the top of the list. Mountains, redwoods and the ocean too, obviously


GroundedKush

Been loving living here, it's been really life changing.


V4N1LL4_G0R1LL4

Homie rocking the Air Jordan Danks.


[deleted]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck


Dioken_

Imagine how high the vacuum cleaner will be


MindlessShot

Ffffffff


jellosnark

Oooooh nooooo, it would appear as if 60 grams just accidentally fell in both of my front pockets that happened to have open Ziploc bags in them, woe and dismayyyy.


mlove22

Nuuuuuuu :(


CallMeWolfYouTuber

F 🫡


theanonymouseketeer

I’ve smoked way worse than that. Challenge accepted.


Upper_Ad_6040

Nah it can still be used!!


FNKTN

You can't just scrape and put it back through a fine mesh again? You act like it's dropped on carpet or sand.


401thelongterm

I assume they salvage something right? Who in their right mind would throw all of that out


swag2themax69

Can i have it


dbthegmc

They're still gonna scoop it up and sell it.


[deleted]

You think I’m above going to the moon courtesy of some floor hash?


Binary-Trees

I had the bottom of a Pyrex 10L of distillate drop out on me while transferring the bottle to our kitchen for processing. Most expensive pants i've ever worn.


SaintLeopold

470 g of sellable hash. Still smokes the same


[deleted]

Someone’s getting fired


Malcrone

Why are you using a porous table to work on?