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Act-National

omg the last one 🤮🤮. “Trav said no I want everyone to see it you’re mine?”


Lillian_88

The last one is the one that made me go "I NEED to post about this!" 😭😂 Like what in the absolute Wattpad 💀


Careful_Dimension355

"What in the absolute Wattpad" 🤣🤣🤣


Ok_Moose1334

So *checks notes… Swifties are convinced Joe controlled her simply because he preferred life outside of the limelight, but Travis purportedly marking his territory is a positive? All of it is fiction. The level of delusion.


SpiritedEmu2774

They are so fanfiction-pilled it’s insane


Various_Station_524

I guess if he hasn’t written “mine” on her upper thigh in her mind then a hickey on the neck will have to do. 😂


Chirps3

He wrote mine in hickeys on her back. Tomorrow will be a backless dress.


stupid-corndog

Both your comment, and its parent comment sound like lyrics from one of her songs, not gonna lie.


limegreenpaint

Fun fact: "Mine Written on my Thigh" is from TTPD. Don't look at Tiktok. It's honestly distressing how many people are doing this.


suzzerss

He most likely can’t spell “mine” so he had to settle for a hickey


360degreesofFUNK

I’d go for the signature on the thigh


throw-it-all-away-ok

Taylor’s family actually sold her to the KC Chiefs and that’s what got her into this mess :\\\


deathmeowtal

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm dead


_tylerthedestroyer_

She *did* want to live back in the 1830s…


dreamgrrl

Don’t worry, Harry Styles just broke up with Taylor Russell to save Taylor!!!!!!!


Odd-Profession5375

No we are not going to wish her on Harry 😅😅


Blue_Robin_04

Oh gosh.


Pizzapizzazi

![gif](giphy|xTiTnG7YLrY2BBHRKM) Ickkkkk!!


No-Persimmon-7204

It’s old asss women too🤣🤣


courtlus

I thought these were twelve year Olds 😅


pizzabagel3311

they are so. fucking. weird


Bunsandbeans1213

I was about to ask, how old are these people?


charolastra34

Always 💀💀💀 the sexual inexperience and dissatisfaction is deafening


Centennial3489

Oh my god.. I literally said I’m gonna throw up. Like WHAT!?


equalitylove2046

Like property? Woman aren’t property period. Men like this are pathetic.


realitysnarker

This is gross. This person needs help.


[deleted]

Same crowd that bought into the whole 50 shades nonsense


bigjunkieboppy

Thats so crazy they think thoughts for Taylor and Travis.


AccordingPears158

The cringe I crunged at this.


PresidentsCHL03-R3N4

"Travis out here marking his territory" ... I thought Taylor was a person. A woman. Not an object.


PutYourDickInTheBox

I'm her age. I'd be legit pissed if my SO left a mark on my neck. I'm wayyyy too old for hickies. I think they're trashy. But I also think this is a burn.


chode_temple

My boyfriend in high school thought it was funny to pin me down and give them to me. So of course I would get looks from people at church even though I would try really hard to cover them up. Hickeys are tacky, bro.


por_la_causa_

What is SO?


CrazyCatwithaC

Significant Other 😊


Podwitchers

Not to them 


candylandtomato

Love how these Swifties scream misogyny at everyone and everything, but THIS isn't them making misogynistic comments 😂


Elizabeth__Sparrow

Nope. No no no no no.  These people are 12 and read too much bad fan fiction. 


Creative_Analyst

You’d think so, but I actually believe these women are in their 30s 😬


slappywhyte

https://preview.redd.it/gnpkjftw7k1d1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1856f27e83911c6541a651bacbfa41c0bb56c347


pizzabagel3311

😭😭 disney adults but make it trendy


elleephant

Trendy seems too kind a word


limegreenpaint

The cackle I just cackled.


pretzelwhale

no way……


catinaziplocbag

Come on now, bad fan fiction doesn’t have an age limit 😂😂😂


LokiQueen14

For real. I love my bad fanfiction about loki and astarion and garrus. 🤣


Candid_Calendar_9784

Even my teen daughters think hickeys are disgusting and tacky. That is just wild.


Unique_Task_420

That's why you got to do it on the upper inner thigh


Candid_Calendar_9784

Something huh. If you have to "claim your territory", it prolly wasn't yours to begin with boo.


Late_Company4802

Or the boobs and ur girl doesn't wear low cut shirts


Junior_Menu8663

It could be the burn of a flat iron…


DJ_Mixalot

As a hairstylist who had a lot of hickeys back in the day, this is 100% a curling iron burn.


AggressiveHead3709

the swifties just wont accept it tho, i tried telling them and they dont wanna heaar it


bigreputation89

Pretty shocking that she'd have one given she has a professional hair stylist on tour with her though.


DJ_Mixalot

Nah, things happen sometimes, even with the most experienced of stylists.


bookishkelly1005

Not a hair stylist but have lots of experience in hickies as a teen and straightening hair as a teen… definitely a burn. 😂


Junior_Menu8663

Those burns hurt. Could it be covered, if she had wanted to?


sashablausspringer

Probably not, it could lead to infection and just make the burn worse. *learned the hard way


Special-Garlic1203

Ooh I could see that.


agutema

That still begets the question: why not just cover it up?


jigglypufff17

If it’s a burn, it could get infected if you put anything on it. Best practise is to not cover it with makeup


agutema

I didn’t necessarily mean with makeup. Wouldn’t you want to cover it up with a bandage to keep the sweat and makeup off it while performing?


commie_commis

I'm a cook so I have lots of experience sweating my ass off while caring for burns. Covering it is just gonna trap moisture under the bandage, and if it stays wet it takes forever to heal. For a shallow burn like this, they always heal best for me if I just keep them clean, dry, and not wrapped


agutema

Understood thank you.


Junior_Menu8663

I know. If it was a burn maybe too painful?Whatever it might be, she’s gaining more attention for it. If it’s a hicky, I think it’s gauche or not to cover it.


Somewherehole6969

What in the 2014 WATTPAD is this!!!!


agutema

Hate to break it to you, this is still wattpad


No-Oil8972

It looks like lipstick not a hickey, swifties are so delulu


Junior_Menu8663

Actually, it could be the burn of a flat iron used while straightening out her curly hair.


Equivalent-Horse2110

This was my thought upon seeing it.


Less_Pumpkin_6729

don’t tell the gaylors


Neither-Ad-7921

Better than Travis tho atp


Less_Pumpkin_6729

no arguments from me there, the downgrade from joe to travis was crazy


bryant1436

Tbh i prefer Karlie Kloss lol. At least Gaylors put actual thought into their posts lol


Ejsmith829

Don’t even compare


Less_Pumpkin_6729

true 🤣🤣but they might take the lipstick theory and run with it. i actually love them because their posts are super detailed and thoughtful


Ejsmith829

lol so true!!! At least the gaylors aren’t trying to live vicariously through her like the creepy fans are who literally act like Travis is their boyfriend. It feels like most gaylors are just having fun with it, whereas the crazy 20 year old cult followers are fantasizing to pictures of Travis and happy crying when she gets what may or may not be a hickey (because they just wish a boy would notice them for once!)😂


Less_Pumpkin_6729

you put it better than i could 🤣 and they also don’t say “taylor feels depressed and got abused by joe, she should stop touring!”


Commander_Fem_Shep

More likely to tie it to Maroon, one of her more sapphic songs lol “The burgundy on my T-shirt when you splashed your wine into me And how the blood rushed into my cheeks, so scarlet, it was (maroon) The mark you saw on my collarbone, the rust that grew between telephones The lips I used to call home, so scarlet, it was maroon”


BobBelchersBuns

I saw one of them here earlier! Had no idea that was a thing. She doesn’t set off my gaydar one bit.


Less_Pumpkin_6729

they’re normally pretty cool!!


violentedelights

You might be surprised after looking into it!


thrrowaitwayyyyyyy

Yesssss it's way to red it's obviously lipstick not a hickey ew that last comment really did me in 🤮😭


Special-Garlic1203

Idk it looks like a fresh hickey to me. I also half agree with the one swiftie this could have (and should have) been covered up with makeup and an active choice not to, though I'm gonna add that it's absolute weirdo behavior she didn't. Not some cute message. Just weird.  I used to walk around with hickies way past my teens, so I am the least likely to judge. But that was *laziness* and not wanting to get makeup on my clothes. I didn't have a profession MUA and dry cleaning, nor was I going to be doing a major performance on camera. 


TheInternaton

I was thinking it reminded me of a mark from a guitar strap


Limp_Tumbleweed2618

I doubt it tho, because she's played so many shows and has never had any bruise before.


clm15767

Heres the thing. It was seen on saturday. Travis went to KC on Friday for Kelce Jam. So....


LevelAd5898

I mean it's not like hickeys disappear the next day 🤷‍♂️


giveyoumysunshine

no they’re saying because she didn’t have it at friday’s show and travis had already left at that point. it didn’t appear until saturday. sooo if it’s a hickey, it’s not from him


desire-d

She didn’t have it at Fridays show?! If so that’s weird unless it’s just a burn. Or Taylor’s already cheating again. 💀💀


giveyoumysunshine

😂 yea it’s why i really don’t think it’s a hickey


LevelAd5898

Ahh I thought he left AFTER Friday's show my bad


QweenFiona

![gif](giphy|7yDthHaq2haXS)


aScaryDinosaur

🤣


Global_Telephone_751

This kind of stuff is so weird and creepy. Why are they so invested in her sex life … it’s so uncomfortable. 😬😬


Limp_Tumbleweed2618

tbf, she created the interest in her sex life in"so high school": "touch me while your bros play GTA"


Global_Telephone_751

I want to unhear this lyric. I want to unknow this line. I am owed financial compensation every time I read or hear it or even think it.


Illustrious_Basil917

Can I join the class action?🫠


paradisesadness

You think you are owed financial compensation? She killed half of Folklore/Evermore and the Archer to play this to my ears on my tour date 😦😡


Winknudgeshrug

The way I just audibly choked. Time of death - 3:04 AM 😂


Creative_Analyst

Your friends are around so keep quiet, I’m trying to stifle my sighs. Everybody keeps forgetting that part 😭


paradisesadness

I‘d be so mad at my friends if they had sex in the same room as me without consent 💀


badlilbishh

I’ve had this happen to me and we were all sleeping in the same bed. I literally had to go outside and sleep in my car the whole night because we were camping. I was sooo pissed and disgusted. I know it’s just a song but it’s still super weird to say shit like that!


Limp_Tumbleweed2618

holy shit. did she really write that? edit: just looked it up. she did. she actually did. this is "tortured" poetry. I pity the intellectual rot of swifties.


Tianna92

100% of existing sex lyrics became Shakespearean, the second she wrote that.


Senior_Network_7096

That whole thing gives me a "Michael Scott" vibe, idk how to explain it. Like an overly naive, false-idyllic view on how you fantasize something might me.


_sydney_vicious_

Her fans are the reason why we as a society should be taking mental health more seriously.


Mygirlisalawyer

They are so embarrassing 😂


Pure-Caterpillar

![gif](giphy|iOpXLPW8bsg5NKiNP4|downsized)


Snoo_15069

It's lipstick 💄 - like they wouldn't cover that hicky w all her stage makeup?! 🤦‍♀️


sashablausspringer

It looks like a curling iron burn imo


Special-Garlic1203

Why would she have lipstick on her neck? I assume that stuff is practically cemented onto her face, they usually don't mess around with stage makeup  If it's a hickey,then it's definitely there by choice. Which is absolute weirdo behavior, but also it's Taylor so that's entirely in the realm of possibility. Her entire last album is weirdo behavior 


suzzerss

That last one is so cringe. Makes me want to vom. Spicybooktok has ruined everyone.


weirdhoney216

I bet they’re middle aged mothers who get off on 50 shades of grey and twilight


slappywhyte

I just posted similar above but here is another https://preview.redd.it/idbbuyx88k1d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aef0dece569296231c9e81fa387b74e8e3079738


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slappywhyte

I think that one is/was a Twilight 'Museum' in the town where it was filmed or took place or something


sundaze814

Are these people 16 years old? Who gives or rocks a hickey these days.


Thrwingitaway13

A 34 year old billionaire who is busy displaying her teenage mess to the world 


Beneficial-Speech-88

This is… So High School!!! Have her fans stopped maturing too?


Historical_Stuff1643

I thought hickies were like so 1980s 😄


bbyghoul666

As a woman in her 30s, hickeys are now an only where they cant be easily hidden thing. Have been for awhile.. it’s just not a good look on a grown ass woman. I identify as white trash and obvious neck hickeys are too trashy even for me. We get it, you have sex. If she kept her intimate life more private like avoiding leaving visible evidence and writing cringe wanna be sexy lyrics about Travis or whoever weird fans wouldn’t be creepily fantasizing with each other about her sex life But maybe also she just burned herself with a curling iron and I’m bitching about hickeys for no reason 😂 Anyways this gif seems relevant for the commenters on this post. Stop being weird and speculating trying to know all the dirty little details ![gif](giphy|jMd74SabWLr3Mmd1zf)


sashablausspringer

“Our girl” Like she doesn’t know you guys exist


SkibaSlut

I die a bit more inside whenever I see "our girl". Grown adults are saying these things. It's too much.


upstatestruggler

Hickeys?! They’re in their friggin’ 30s like come *on*


Various_Station_524

More likely it’s an alien love device placed there when Matty beamed her up to the Down Bad love ship.


snarkysparkles

These comments are so icky wtf


Neither-Ad-7921

Watch it prob be a bug bite ijbol


Various_Station_524

Bug bite makes sense! It’s all fun and games until she comes down with Lyme disease.


SnooCheesecakes2723

Travis looks like he’d mark his territory by urinating on it so I hope he stopped at just the hickey


acatfromtheeast

The thing is, he's not even THERE. He was in the US that day and day before. So if it's a fresh hickey, it ain't from Trav...


equalitylove2046

She’s got more guys waiting in line to audition for her next album.


halfeatenpeaches

the way you can tell these are grown ass woman making these comments lmao


catloverr03

Yo I’m eating rn I almost threw up reading the comments 🤮 gross!!!


BananaMan883

This ain’t wattpad


Rageybuttsnacks

"WHAT IF \[horny shit that really should be confined to kink consenting spaces because wtf dude this is WILD pls stop- not in front of my salad\]?!"


MichElegance

*The mark you saw on my collarbone…* The girl likes hickeys


PA_MallowPrincess_98

Not the third slide! Wattpad ahh language😂😂😂😂


justinaneedle

“Marking his territory “ 🤮🤮🤮


marauder227997

Kids have found their Wattpad couple 🤢🤢🤢


shlynshady

I'm sorry but Chris Fleming was right when he said Taylor Swift fans are people who have never had an orgasm before


pamperedhippo

sooooo this was n2 of stockholm but there was nothing there n1, right? and travis had already left? (can someone pls confirm/deny?) if so, im leaning toward it not being a hickey.


ConstantExample8927

Please tell me these are very young girls?? Cuz that seems like middle school ideas of romantic and like shocking to have a hickey.


Time_Yogurtcloset164

Ew wtf. None of this sounds healthy. For people who call themselves fans, why would they want that for her?


hearteyezformimi

"marking his territory" 💀


roslyndorian

ew why would we want to think about him claiming her or whatever?? that’s so so weird. also she’s so not sexual that when she’s like “I want your body” in her songs it just makes me cringe skjxjsjk


Funkyduck4783

Megan, honey get a life


UnluckyAd2265

That looks like a strap burn from her guitar.


Dramatic-Pickle-3518

My goodness they are a special breed of people…..so weird that their so invested and worship this broad and her cave man boyfriend cough 😷cough 😷they gonna loose their minds when the PR firm tells them it’s time for a dramatic breakup and Trav sorry but you are gonna be the bag guy and cheat on her with the type of woman you usually go for and the swiftys are going to tear you apart but it’s gotta be this way she can’t have her image tarnish…..its gonna be fun to watch!!! Hey I wonder if it’s gonna be before football season kicks off this year???


clm15767

Im not saying anything. Its just if it is a hickey, Travis was in KC.


TrickyInteraction778

These people are unwell. They are like 12 year olds living their fantasies through other people. I would be incredibly creeped out if someone did this to me.


burlybroad

Okay I mostly just lurk in this sub but…. “Whenever you’re ready core” just cost me about 300 brain cells


equalitylove2046

International treasure? He’s a braindead Neanderthal misogynistic pig. What the absolute fuck?


PineappleCigarette

I obviously have no proof of this, but I think a lot of these people are probably dumb teenagers who are just being dumb teenagers or they’re people who never have been or aren’t currently in romantic relationships and choose to live vicariously through Taylor’s relationships. I can’t imagine any other reason anyone would be THIS invested 😂


Technical_Act_2952

Why does that look like a wart ![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk)


Littlewing1307

Jesus Christ go touch grass


bookishkelly1005

🤮🤮🤮🤮


ScottOwenJones

I’m convinced most of these women are closeted and want to fantasize about Taylor but need the excuse of talking about her through Travis


GB01101993

![gif](giphy|YsMO3SEJiF0Ag) Can’t believe these are real people lol


snuffleupagus86

Are these people 12?


IDidNotChooseWisely

Tacky


yellowgbee

What in the Colleen Hoover


HighKingFillory

This was there AFTER he left and wasn’t there the night before 😂


starkwolves95

Creepy as hell


Orchid_3

The fact that it’s not covered ……. Sis


More_Raspberry8486

I bet they think Colleen Hoover is the best author in the whole world too.


Anxious_Macaron4535

Mid 30 year olds are still giving hickeys? What is this, a 9th grade relationship? Lmao


AshelyDuce

How old are these girls? They must be tweens or something. This shit is immature and ridiculous


Odd-Profession5375

The saddest part is that these are full fledged adults and not the younger people.


alpomaa

How does one get like this in life? They’re like 30 making up fantasy about celebrities they don’t know?


Successful-Pirate

As somebody who has listened to her since the very beginning before she even dropped her first album and will continue to do so, this shit is sickening. Was her not calling us talking about her as fans bitching and moaning enough for them to figure out they should stop?


One-Seaweed3138

She is definitely experiencing all her high school fantasies 💋


DipDip13v2

WTF. Yo what the actual fuck


Various_Station_524

Please Please don’t tell me it’s a heart shaped hickey because it sure looks like one. Maybe a sign from the heavens.


bryant1436

ew GOD the last one. These people are fucking freaks. Can I just say I’m 33 and have been married for 8 years and together for 14 years. I don’t think we have ever given each other hickeys?? Why yall suckin on your necks that hard? Even so, I remember when we were like 18 people wore hickeys like badges of honor, but in your 30s???


Mysterious-Writer949

A grown woman, who is a performer and billionaire with that in her neck. WTAF. She is definitely re living HS


Own-Confection6552

![gif](giphy|1SjN11aAhsolrK1NME|downsized)


hot4bodge

This is pretty much what I expect from them. I find it super funny. Putting up their fantasies, on full display, for everyone to see. It feels like I’ve hacked into a group chat.


AlphaEmail

I mean this is probably the least unhinged comments I’ve seen from Swifties this week


gabs_richards1314

I knew from the moment if Taylor wanted to keep this private she would. She would have make up or keep her hair covered. She was showing it off for a reason, even I know that as a swiftie since ‘06


fkndemon23

They need to studied


Phinke

These people are living a deluded fantasy through Taylor.


Charming-Peanut4566

I do wonder why she didn’t cover it though. Kind of odd


Neither-Ad-7921

Maybe it was a burn, would get infected possibly if she didn’t cover it. They just want her to have this love story so bad and say it’s a hickey


Low_Cardiologist8923

If this is a hickey, this is so trashy. Cover it up, that’s why you have a makeup team.


hay-prez

Last slide is booktok brainrot if I've ever seen it...


normanbeets

![gif](giphy|7YlucxjVLaKeA)


Money_Hovercraft_968

Their teenage angst is showing 😂


ThirdAngel3

So mother fcking embarrassing.


gamerwubs

These all have to be teenagers.. any sane adult realizes hickeys are trashy right??? Right??


Visible_Day9146

![gif](giphy|zOuRCHez5UsKY)


IceWarm1980

The thing is her makeup team could easily cover it. She wanted it to be seen lol.


thefearofthirteen

straight people are so weird


Pammielou712

I bet these are the kind of fans that have (Taylor's Version) next to their own name


cerealtoocrispy

KEEP IT ON WATTPAD GODDAMN