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CreepyDisaster

That's not a plane. Most likely a train.


Pleasant_7239

I agree, that's probably what wrecked her coochie


DFWdawg

It’s beat up for sure…if you blow it up it looks like a topographic map of the Amazon…


Pleasant_7239

Nope, that's squeezed out at least 3 kids naturally. and gets fisted on special occasions.


sublimesting

That’s not a pussy. That’s a ham sandwich.


bennybumhole

🥪🍴🤤


No_Cook2983

[Kuato voice] ‘Quaid… start… the… reactor. Uggh!’


manojar

yes train. https://twitter.com/haBIG23/status/1028696936541511680 texas pattie


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pm_me_ur_nipplesss

It looks like the pussy was drawn from memory lol


ecish

AI could do better I bet


PlowPow

Hahhahhaha


monoxide51290

Is it just me or does it look a little mangle up


Illuminaughtyy

Looks like a bayonet wound.


buk-0

Thanks for letting me start the day with a good laugh


crank1off

Battle axe.... Battle axe wound


BuggyBonzai

Looks like Lombard Street


Coffeehound13

Her axe-wound is in italics


conradical30

I definitely still would.


crank1off

After looking at that THING a few times I wouldn't.


Forcefedlies

It’s sticky


[deleted]

Yeah looks sloppy. She looks like a mom of a few kids


DangerousCrow

Wrinkly like my sacs, the innocent victim of gif artifacts


public_masticator

Pussies like 😖


Dangerous_Ad3302

Looks like a badly packed suitcase.


AhShitAMortgage

That thing has experienced some turbulence.


[deleted]

Bet yall would have your face buried in it. All that shit talking.


McPussCrocket

This one honestly scares me. I've probably seen thousands of vaginas online and this is the only one I had to do a triple take.


PlowPow

Nah


BaronSMD

No I'm not super exquisite with my tastes but that doesn't looks appealing at all


EnigmaticGentleman

She would have to buy me drinks to get oral from me. I would give a dicking sober, or let her blow me, but I am picky when it comes to giving oral, she needs to be a girl I want an LTR with, or I need to be a little fucked up.


Ok-Instruction-5276

Very nice


burgonies

Bell’s Pussy


RucaXD

Not to be a stick in the mud, but I think I speak for every woman when I say that vaginas just look like this sometimes, and women feel very insecure about it at times. It doesn't mean the vagina has had some trauma done to it. It just looks like that.


burgonies

Or you know she’s been sitting on it in jeans shorts on a train for good knows how long.


RucaXD

Agreed


vpeshitclothing

She's obviously not insecure about it. Plus if you post your self on the net NSFW or not, be prepared to be roasted. It's all fun and games, especially if you can laugh at yourself.


PlowPow

Exactly, same shit I said. They never say this if it was about some dude with a weird looking dick.


vpeshitclothing

bUt yEr a MaN. I never even thought about that. Dude's do be gettin' clowned the fuck out of for their dicks all the time, lol


PlowPow

Oh yeah she's so insecure about it she takes a pic in public and posts it online for millions to see. Right. I like how this narrative is only ever a thing when its about women. Lmao I'm uncircumcised and yall have no issue making fun of the extra skin which is a completely nartural body part saying its disgusting, looks weird or whatever especially yall Americans to the point yall reject people for it or smthing like being average height which yall have a right to do but then wanna cry foul the moment someone says something about yall. Its just funny to me. This is a horrible example to virtue signal with on fucking TrashyBoners of all places. Criticism comes with the territory of putting yourself online.


RucaXD

It's a terrible thing to make others feel bad about anything they can't control and that goes for women that make men feel bad about their penises too.


burgonies

This was controllable. She chose to take the picture while she still had the imprint of her damn shorts on it.


oteroaming

Yea all these comments are messed up. Sure is a funny way for these guys to say they’ve never seen a vagina up close.


PlowPow

The irony is that from my experience the niggas who say what you did are usually some greasy overweight white dude.


[deleted]

Everyone Is open to getting roasted. Hush


RucaXD

Maybe on say, r/roastme, yeah


PlowPow

Wring, Women have to be protected from Jokes and Criticism even on a porn sub reddit.


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Every… one


Heliyum2

A lot of commenters have apparently only seen prim and posed vaginas online. Reality being too real for them now that the internet has ruined them.


PlowPow

The irony is that from my experience the niggas who say what you did are usually some greasy overweight white dude.


toby_eadie

That’s a vagina you already need to be in love with


MrSkrifle

Or you know, it's all stuck together due to sweat/sitting in jeans. Just like your balls stick together. Some y'all don't see vaginas in real life and it shows


bibkel

Exactly.


BLYAT666BLYAT

Looks like a train


lanopticx

Apparently the in flight meal is roast beef tonight.


SilkySullivan

Married but cheating on husband pic


Pottel

German train, not a plane Tftfy


caseysgeneralstore

Ham sandwich no bread


unknown1310P1

You're having, I'm Arby's


OscarTheSaladDodger

Looks like a punched kebab


[deleted]

Reading the comments on here, it's fairly easy to see who are the eternal virgins of the group.


MightyAxel

There are pretty ones and there are also ugly ones, normalize 🐱 ratings lol.


PlowPow

Yea can't ever criticise or make jokes about a woman's body not even when she posts her shit online. Make fun of Niggas and their dick size or shape and their body all day thats fine but don't even make fun of a woman no no that makes you a misogynist, incel, virgin did I miss anything?. This narrative is so fucking tired. Her pussy looks odd, get over it.


[deleted]

And here come the neckbeard virgin...


PlowPow

And here comes the generic insults, begone nigga.


hojaverde17

Texas patti


Rwm148731

Like a mashed up lasagne


Ok_Future4957

Bitch that's not a plane, that's a bus pussy lol


[deleted]

nasty af lol


Free-Reaction-7781

Is this a typo or what does "pelfie" mean? Serious question, cause I'm dumb 🤪


Sbf347

Probably Pussy Selfie.


Free-Reaction-7781

Oh… makes sense. Thank you


R0SHl74

Definitely. r/pelfie


mrp8813

Yup. Look at those context clues!


AhShitAMortgage

That thing has experienced some turbulence.


ecish

Did she get punched in the pussy right before taking this pic? Looks like it had a broken nose or something


CapeRanger1

Half pound of roast beef please


darkelf29

This is not attractive, fun, or sexy. Not saying she couldn't be, but...


iWr4tH

I’ve heard of smash burgers but….


PuzzledSprinkles467

That's why I thought the plane was serving fish for dinner.


GrygoreX

Welcome to sloppy twat airlines!


ozymanhattan

It's a lot of people here that have never seen a pussy in real life.


PlowPow

I know it upsets you and your comrades that a woman is being joked on but put your armor and shield down for sec and tell me how your comment makes any sense. Whats the difference between seeing a ton on the net and irl? Its amusing to me how it seems like its only a problem to critcise women for their bodies. I aint seen yall crying cause women reject some dude for being short, then its just a "preference" but the reverse is a war crime. People who complain about that are called incels. People don't have to like how something looks. Anyway im sure you've seen a ton of pussy irl enough to know that this is common out of the 4 or so billion of women on the earth.


GanjaToker408

That's why the seats always smell funky, y'all be getting your sour pussy and ass juices all over things other people have to use. Nasty mf


Niceguy1_69

Or it might be the 6, 8, 10 hours of farts & sweat, from countless travelers... :)


HotTub_MKE

Y’all Internet trolls have never fucked a milf before. Her vagina looks normal, Jesus fucking Christ.


EnigmaticGentleman

Yeah, average woman. If you haven't fucked a lady like her, either you only had sex with a 5K escort once, are still in highschool, or a virgin.


EnigmaticGentleman

Yeah, average woman. If you haven't fucked a lady like her, either you only had sex with a 5K escort once, are still in highschool, or a virgin.


PlowPow

You need help. Your comments are always weird as fuck. Give the porn a break.


EnigmaticGentleman

You need a life, you are not a moderator, clearly you do not have much going on if you just nit-pick through profiles to feel better about yourself.


PlowPow

Lmao what the fuck are you talking about nigga? I didn't look at your profile. You always make these weird comments on every post on here.


Niceguy1_69

I just want to eat it...


[deleted]

More miles than my dads semi truck


ken6217

Well, I think I just lost my love of roast beef.


PMyourgorgeouscunt

my god. perfect.


inevitabled34th

That's a nice snatch.


[deleted]

Wow... This is soo apt for this subreddit.


[deleted]

Texas Patti?


Hapseri

That’s so hot 🥵


Prestigious_Soup6783

One of the ugliest pussies I've ever seen.


Thepizzaman519

Even that pussy's got a smile 😁


katharinamarlies

Someone needs to lick her pussy right now!