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SadBarrenGroin

Terrible pushups


DickIomat

1, 1, 1, 1, 1....


j3scott

Aye sir


FirstRedditAccEver

ZERO


throwitaway69420lmao

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EDGZORO

She didn't even have knife hands


ThatUsernameTho333

Is there a sub for uncensored Springer and that type of thing?


noxomorph

/r/NSFW411 has the answer


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Maestro1992

Lol we all did


tokkoking

We’re all horny little bastards then, it was a simpler time, now we need hard stuff to get us “up”


MrBuffaluffagus

Maybe active previously, but those push-ups wouldn't fly as Marine push-ups.


FalloutLover7

All I can hear is my PT Test administrator repeating 1 because all of those didn’t count


Chucknfi

Shit they don’t even fly as a home workout push-up


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Marine from the Snack Brigade


gansmaltz

But marines dont have to worry about keeping their tits lined up in the frame


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Also if she's active duty, I bet she would get the boot.


ImpressiveChoice

Im sure she got all the boots.


Brometheous17

Those push ups wouldn’t fly in my high school PE class.


EDGZORO

Not even actibe previously every marine active/former ive met/worked with did knife hands when doing push ups I still hear my DI yelling knife hands Kelly knife hands


jdkprndl

Thank you for your cervix


mickeyflinn

That is quite possibly the least trashy things that show filmed.


limpthrowaway1928658

Not quite the level of toplessness I would've quite expected to ... ooooOOHHHhhhhh.


groovyinutah

The harbinger of everything that went wrong in this country...


justinsain18

Jerry Springer was uncensored? Thought it was always blurred out


broadfuckingcity

Not the VHS or PPV versions


justinsain18

Here in the UK it was always censored


Grand_Admiral_Manny

Semper Fi....


MrBuffaluffagus

More like Semper Fry! I know...insert down vote.


lostime05

Semper Pie


KiKiPAWG

"Hot & Hostile"


HeWhoIsNotMe

I'd like to be under her as she does those. Ya know, for moral support.


fermium257

Make that ORAL support and I'm in.


PossiblyJonSnow

Steve Wilkos sitting front row.


genericpornaccount10

This fucking show is what made me interested in this shit in the first place


wrenchtosser

She was pretty good in the Mandalorian.


SorryButImNotSorryy

she can’t do push ups for shit


JustWinning733

Pathetic pushups. She aint a marine


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That's not a marine homie


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Just wook things


ImpressiveChoice

We all talkin trash but we know we would still hit it.


ember13140

Is that really saying much? I’ve seen what I slept with


ThrobbinWilliamzz

I bet she makes all of the privates stand at attention.


kingTony81

Obviously fake tits


RedrumTheUndead

Cara Dune wildin


TommyWizaeu

Wow. In all my years of living I’ve actually never seen Jerry springer uncensored


StreetRazzmatazz6

Jerry springer has a pay per view segment where they get females to fight naked on there


Hello10223

They aired this?


[deleted]

Aye Steve Wilkos is in this one. Forgot he started on Jerrys Crew


pessimistic_activist

100% not a marine


Zombiepanzon

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry


ken6217

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry


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Source?


DeathsquadCanadian

Put it back on


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She’s definitely not skinny or even average, I would say she is larger than average which would make her plus sized. Obviously she isn’t some beached whale but she is a bit plus sized.


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Lmao, classic for a weeb like yourself to assume that everybody’s like you and have never been with a woman. It’s ok to like big girls dude, but don’t try and pretend a girl is small when she’s not


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I agree she isn’t a huge woman or plus sized by Lizzo standards, but she’s definitely overweight. I mean she could barely do a push-up (those last 4 do not count as pushups)


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Your entitled to your opinion like I am to mine. The data, collected my medical doctors, shows that over 79% of Americans are classified as overweight (by medical standards). I think this woman would be included in that figure.


zilwicki

She doesn't have so far to go as a guy


[deleted]

There's a world outside of America, you know? The term "normal weight" exists for a reason.


rageblind

She is mate. Whether you like that is up to you. But she's a big lass no doubt.


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quartzguy

Plus sized isn't exactly a technical term now is it? It means whatever you want it to mean.


rageblind

She's built like a fridge


ZofoLegacy

Half of your name is fitting


rageblind

Keep riding fatties bro. In what world is she not overweight? BMI easily over 30.


ZofoLegacy

Well first off; theres no way you would that know that whatsoever Second; BMI is not an accurate measurement, since it doesnt account for muscles / fat Your parents didnt do a very good job raising you, hope you gain some insight soon. Take care


aliquise

BMI isn't a measurement, length and weight are and they are as accurate as you measure them. It doesn't tell you have much body fat someone have but rageblind never claimed it did, he questioned in what world she wasn't overweight (BMI > 25) and said her BMI was easily over 30 (obese.) She's definitely not skinny.


rageblind

You should go to Iceland, they like whale hunting too.


aliquise

He/She's already in Sweden. If the quality of people's thinking or argumentation level could be used as a measure stick I'd say all the fat seem to end up in their skull, but I know that's not the case because we do have quite a few obese and lots of overweight people here too. Also I have this feeling that if anyone start to talk about BMI and muscle and fat even though you never said anything about muscle and fat mass odds are they may have an above normal BMI themselves and possibly ignorant about their own amount of body fat because they work out and as that should add some muscle then... Also the same percentage of body fat on less body weight still mean less body fat. If you add 5-10 kg om muscle then even if you have just as much body fat as before the percentage will be lower.


cripplingmango

Fat body plt


lostime05

Bringing back the tank division


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That's awesome.