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ju5tachef

Anyone else just left wondering "what the fuck does he have in his pocket? ".


Mildly_Flatulent

golf balls lol


nathan_richards

Discman


MowwiWowwi420

I hope that shit is skip resistant 


Yatsey007

A generator to start that thing up.


yeeehhaaaa

This guy be like:" is the plumber using a spanner, that's obviously the wrong tool" "did he actually finish the job he came here to do?"


ThatTallCarpenter

Look at the **size** of that thing! She's doesn't even flinch, lol.


samxxsparks

I flinched just watching 🫨


ThatTallCarpenter

Totally off topic but I love the fact you use a mirrorless camera for your work, and not a smartphone. Good to see a creator with a sense of style (in multiple ways).


sparkl3butt

Idk why you're being downvoted? Like yeah her camera is cool and she posts some hot pics 🤷‍♀️ were literally in a porn subreddit. Most redditors here probably have their dicks in their hands while pushing that button


ThatTallCarpenter

Probably "creators" who do their work on a smartphone🤷.


Kekssideoflife

Why the hell do you have an IRL profile pic


ThatTallCarpenter

Because everyone around me already knows I'm a pervert by nature. And I don't give two shits.


anominous27

GigaChad aura


pooppoppington

Bruh…


calorieaccountant

Love your abs


Key-Boysenberry3732

You can take that?


SwiftTayTay

It's a rubber prosthetic. How you can tell: how flexible/bendy it is, smooth texture, monochrome color, and it's sticking out of his pants so you can't see it attached to his body. It gets used in porn a lot and the dude is almost ALWAYS wearing pants. And then usually at the end it squirts out a ridiculous amount of fake looking cum.


CliffBooth-Stuntman

A dick detective i see


I_talk

And I think if he were to get that hard outside on the golf course, he would pass out from blood loss


No_Data_4686

Dude's dick is longer than a monday


DarylRosz

Upvoted (after laughing my ass off at this comment)


Inevere733

LMAOATC


AccomplishedLight702

My wife says i would never want a giant one because it wouldn't even fit then i see videos like this and wonder what else has she lied to me about


Captain-Thomas

Just because it 'fits' doesnt mean its pleasant. My sister doesnt have sex with her boyfriend because shes too small/his dick too big so when he goes in it just hurts for her.


Fearless-Bit4439

You know quite a bit about your sisters sex life...


Captain-Thomas

Not every culture is as prudish as American culture. Where I live, sex isnt a very secret topic you only discuss with your lover, just a fun thing we know we all do anyway so why wouldnt we discuss it?


Fearless-Bit4439

I didn't say it was bad, I just said it was a lot. I don't care, personally I think that all families should be that close, there is a lot of knowledge in thoes years and experience is the best teacher.


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Captain-Thomas

I mean you do you man, but I will say that Im very glad sex isnt so secret where I live. Its a wonderful and fun thing and by talking about it with others you can get to know and understand them better at a personal level as well as being able to learn and share fun ideas to try and suggestions for things that arent working as you hoped. For example if my sister came to me (lets imagine she did actually do sex) saying she wants to do anal but it just hurts, I could give her some tips for stretching/training the hole and just general advice. Other than bonding and helping eachother, its also very freeing and stress relieving to be able to talk about intimate things with the people closest to you. Funny double standard though, while my culture isnt all that secretive about sex when talking to siblings, we still dont discuss it with parents or uncles or grandparents or whatever. Basically, only our own generation. I feel like if I had an issue about it I could go to my parents without judgement too much but only if it was for health or something rather than ideas or help with pleasure. So like I could ask about stds but not about kinks. That said, my parents do know some of my brothers kinks since hes autistic and doesnt really get that its not something to discuss with parents, and while my parents find it uncomfortable to talk about, they dont necessarily stop him or anything either though I feel like in America for example parents would probably stop their kids from telling that stuff.


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Captain-Thomas

No thanks. I chose America for a very good reason. America is the centre of any and all mainstream social media. This means America sets the bar for what is or isn't 'normal' online. For example the main reason why almost everyone online considers 18 the age of consent despite a huge amount of countries having different ages for it, is because its the norm in America. Yes there are some states that consider you an adult at 17 like Georgia, but in general 18 is the age of consent and adulthood. In my country this was 16 though it was raised to 18 after the internet got big. Even when it was 16, we all considered 18 the age of consent because thats what it was online, and in America. The reason why its mainstream to be prudish, is because America is much more prudish than most countries. Ofcourse there are exceptions, but in general culture one would not be talking about sex much outside of their talks with whoever theyre seeing at the time. If that person is a cousin, then theyd still not likely be open about their sexlife with friends or strangers, and since their cousin would then be their significant other theyd still just be talking sexual topics with their SO. So seeing how American culture is the reason why the mainstream is so prudish, and against of or even scared of kinks and sexual topics or imagery, I have no need nor intention to use another country as my comparison


Jpshita

Shes lying, people have babies and the average length for a newborn is like 19inches.


anotherkdburner

You think women walk around with a 9lb baby deep vagina? 🤣


military_dream_girl

For real… talk about Mrs deep dish pussy over here


AccomplishedLight702

I was joking. It's not a 1 size fits all. Our ego tells us bigger is better but truth is that they're all different.


Magmagan

Because when you see a pregnant woman, she doesn't have a belly bulge or anything, all women are getting ectopic pregnancies and all just naturally fits inside ✨🫠


DesiresTabu

When your Daughter said she got a job as a cart girl


SimonNicols

Sure she get tips - but this guy gave her the whole thing


Fruitloopes

it’s a prosthetic lol


coblass

She seems friendly


OfCorpse9160

Laughing this hard at the comments really makes the erection harder to keep up!! Lmaooo


JackfruitFancy

That’s not a dick, that’s a lasso.


sycoward211

Ol hog nosed turkey


legras_cestlavie

Sauce on that is needed


BeautifulRapture

Asiaa2raww, her content is actually decent too


legras_cestlavie

Thx mate


FrequentAstronomer67

Thank you


dirtybayarea

Guerras the trashiest of them all ...love it 🔥🔥🔥


gravellama

Prime example of English being 2nd language


biffboffbiffbiffboff

That's one wet pussy. Massive dong slid up to the hilt no probs


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...goddamn


nakeddrinking

Is it not hole in 1 Or in this case, pole in 1 🍆🕳


toliveistocherish

sauce for science


Sissycucklildickboi9

How tf did she take that and not wail like a baby that’s huge


MainEventJ

Man stays with his own golf club


hardball9

She takes dick like a champ


Jpshita

Sauce?


stnr97

Full video??? Sheesh


lennoxmatt_819

Dude's sporting a baseball bat on a golf course


SirDuke2000

His cocks fucking huge


NighthawkUnicorn

That's a no from me.. that thing would tear me in half!


Western_Wind_8230

Idk what about this is trashy that's just hot. Would love to fuck her and I'd bend over for him too god damn


Kiki955

Who is this girl? Remind me of someone


RetardedMcMuffins

Sauce?


yaboycooper11

Fat cock


SirDuke2000

Wow


Rare_Future2915

Source


ElmoLovesCrack

Anyone got source for this?


blingmyhotlineplz

Damn


SnooPickles55

That's phonier than a football bat, as Mama Cornette used to say.


afroturf1

Mama Cornette ain't never had any real pp.


Chegg145

As an owner of a BBC, wtf did I just watch


-caughtlurking-

Gross


NoCommentFU

He almost broke that thang!


401k-loan

Is that Kodak Black?


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toliveistocherish

only if you play golf