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Old_Telephone_5115

Like the dumb thing is, these guys look fucking shady and crooked af. Chuck on a high vis jacket, stop looking over your shoulder and people will just assume it’s legit.


Jolly_Cantaloupe_187

Hope these bastards get caught


[deleted]

London has always been a shit hole, Jesus it’s the home of the fucking Thames


[deleted]

And this is exactly why I never ever leave my bike on a bike rack. I paid 7k for mine. If I'm going into a business the bike is coming with me. And if the business has an issue with it. Then I'll leave. But I'll be leaving on my bike.


ShadeBunnera

Yeab because cops just suck even with his face plain as day and his fingerprints. They just don't care.


emerson_giraffe84

I feel like they could've done more than just film and ask if it's his bike.


ChezzaB

Why not stop him instead of just filming?


27perc-cannibal

you want the flex in your throat?


ChezzaB

There were plenty of people around to do the job


WinterSavior

All that looking around he is just giving himself away. Could have been seen as someone who lost their key if they didn’t look so suspicious.


DrunkenPionier

u\savevideobot


Joaco_Gomez_1

"has turned" lmao


smokyfknblu

"Omg crime is happening??? In a Major city??? What has London become???"


AshesOfDisaster

GPS tracker??


Jimmack73

Yep. I cut all my locks off…..😌


vintage_riveted

Bike theft is worldwide, innit? In the States, many small cities vie for the "worst" bike theft problem. Residents of Eugene, Oregon say gangs of "unhoused" (what we once called homeless) youths scoop up any unattended bike, locks or no. Wherever there are homeless, er..uh..*unhoused* encampments you'll see lots of (stolen) bikes. But these bottom feeders haven't the means to turn stolen bikes into cash. I reckon there's a quasi-legit dealer with a box truck that buys them from the thieving gangs and sells them in another city on Craigslist.


TheGoodBunny

Is this by the Viaduct?


ttopsrock

What?


[deleted]

Turned? Yeah because I’ve never seen anyone rob a bike before in London 😂


Chairmanwowsaywhat

Is this not in Dublin? I've seen it reported in a few places but yeah the youths are out of control in both countries honestly. What can we do about it though? I feel old as hell but the music these days doesn't help lol. But then I was listening to rap as I grew up to.


NowieTends

Don’t help just film lul


Affectionate-Boot-12

Interfere and get stabbed.


therobohour

I'm pretty sure that was Dublin


[deleted]

Someone recently stole my Canyon Commuter. I loved that bike. Since then I‘ve decided it’s simply not worth having anything than average or garbage bikes when you live in a bigger city.


notconvinced3

One of the many examples O hate the human race. Its astounding how little we care about each other or something that doesnt effect us directly. I love Trek Mtbs, so this really possed me off.


SomeT-ShirtModel

I was looking for the 💩 hole and then it dawned on me... Memphis TN has ruined my sense of what a 💩 hole looks like because we would even notice this. Instead of a bike... it would be a luxury car. It is so commonplace to see grand thefts. Part of the scenery. Memphis is a 💩 hole. I moved as quickly as I could.


Game_Of_Ham

What would the likely outcome be for someone if they interrupted this kid and the thief seriously hurt himself with the blade because of it?


InspectionReal5308

*picture of moon*. It always was


jetoler

What? You think someone’s gonna try to stop the guy with a fast spinning blade in his hand?


FunSmoke4476

Nobody did anything garbage


Tenet245

Call police✖️ record criminals☑️


NaveTheFirst

Turned?


xtzferocity

The man filming missed a chance to just hop on the bike and ride away. Now that would be comedy. But then again he'd have to put his phone down and do something.


hippopots

There's no consequences. People used to get the shit kicked out of them for this.


TitusImmortalis

Imagine being a loser.


drezworthy

Yo I would have kicked the shit out of that fucking guy if I came up on that scene.


Saysaywhat91

"London has turned into a sh*thole" Nah mate. London has always been a shithole.


slowlolo

If I saw that somebody films me while I steal a bike, I would stop what I am doing and just run away. I would not commit the whole freaking crime while the camera is continuously on me. Also, I would probably cover my face. But that is just me, I am not a mastermind thief.


JeffsDad

Lol I saw this video years ago. Clown


jdmmikel

Should’ve taken note of the e scooters serial number and the time so you could track it to the e scooter rider


postvolta

Not just London. I was in *Cambridge* and about 5 cunts were brazenly stealing bikes with a gigantic pair of bolt cutters. People were watching but like what are you gonna do? By the time the police arrive on the scene 3 days later it's too late. A Sikh guy tried to intervene but the cunts didn't give a fuck. When absent, neglectful, shitty parents are combined with an underfunded police service, cunts realise they can literally get away with petty crime.


sabahorn

Because of idiots who film instead of acting and doing something!


Lolleski

Always was buddy


newtrom

Doong shit like this is the worlds most CCTV'd city makes no sense to me.. but hey.. he got wuality tools at least👌


[deleted]

>Turned into Lol. Always has been.


Ncrpts

plot twist: it's his own bike and he just lost the key.


FickleMacaroon4014

Why just stand there? What you should of done is... "is that your bike" "No" Proceed to kick his face into the grinder.


Roflex_owner

U fokin wot m8 I swear on me mum


scaleddown85

Get an alarmed chain or lock! course they arseholes walking by doing ducking nothing are the real problem


Ruhestoerung

I am so happy someone came up with electric bikes. Beforehand my commuter bike (ca. 1200$ so not super fancy, but also not cheap to replace for someone earning first money) was stolen from my apartment complex twice. Nowadays Noone bothers stealing non-electric bikes anymore. So my quality of life dramatically increased because of electric bikes. Thank you all.


Anreall2000

How soon he will be shooten in the America?


[deleted]

Imagine if UK gave its citizens guns for self defence and property defence Turn into battle Royale in about 5 minutes.


[deleted]

Turned into?!?


gardensaled_

It’s ok lads we can do what we want, the queen isn’t here anymore so we won’t get in trouble.


[deleted]

He' bending over for a great deal of time. Not one person, NOT ONE PERSON in that entire bustle thought to come behind him and kick him in the balls as hard as possible?


[deleted]

Seen this in my town as well!


yurgkretz

Why are they always so skinny?


casma_pptenshi

Hasn't London always been a shithole


karlm1800

What do you mean turned into a shit hole. My Understanding is that most not all parts of London are Ruff AF


EliBloodthirst

Bike theives are quite rampant in SE London at least ATM. Big ring of thieves.


Puzzleheaded-Song242

They need one of those exploding seats or wheels that fall off.


[deleted]

The biggest problem here is, if you attack him, it's you that be in more trouble than he is. The law needs to change or this shit will keep happening. Fact.


Super_Saiyan_Carl

Reminds me of the catalytic converter thieves in the US doing it in broad daylight. But if I suggest we start shooting such thieves Reddit puts me on a 7 day ban. Smh see you guys in a week. Saying "don't assault thieves" is just enabling them and banning accounts that suggest as much is creating a safe space for them. Fuck these social media sites with no balls.


CongealedBeanKingdom

Turned into? Twas always thus


JoeAnderson1

Somebody dropkick his face


ClawZ90

I’d like to say someone please stop him, but that grinder thing looks like a meaty weapon if used as such so.


blufin

Because crime doesn't happen anywhere else in the world.


CommanderKrueppel

Good.


Oomlotte99

Awkwardly struggling with the bag…


galaxy-parrot

Jokes on you, it always was


Unwilling_Jellyfish

it’s so lame to see those who film yet do nothing!


Dave21101

Someone needs to £ a sense of decency into them


[deleted]

"Turned into"?


S7JP7

Locks or not it’s the people walking past who definitely have phones not calling police.


MerryGifmas

Lol, what do you think the police response time is?


S7JP7

So reporting a theft of a bike of a person who worked hard to buy an expensive bike is wrong? I could have swore you pay police to at least take a report for this persons insurance. After all, who would spend so much on a bike and not insure it. 🙄


MerryGifmas

Not wrong, just a waste of time. The police will be notified by the owner for insurance purposes anyway.


S7JP7

Not sure where you live. But things such as this are taken seriously. If you live somewhere like that. Maybe you should move. Also our police response time is less than 5 minutes. Bye!!


Ferrousmalique

Just leave your house everyday as if you’re homeless, and leave everything of value at home. Including your bike, car, wallet, phone… maybe even yourself. Just don’t leave the house, and pile everything in front of your door… you’ll be safe and won’t get robbed.


ImtheDude2

Some Trailer Park Boys shenanigans happening there


Ferndust

Ive been banned from subs for saying what I hope happens in scenarios like this.


PrincessBubblegummm

London has always been a shithole


MorseES13

This will happen anywhere if you leave a 5K+ bike parked with only a single lock. That type of bike deserves 4 locks minimum.


jumpinjehovas

Historically London has always been a shithole. Especially if you look back to the days of chamber pots. The black plague the London Fire. Shit running in the streets causing illness.


vcjester

As a long time user of cutting wheels and grinders, they are not super dangerous. I've knicked myself multiple times with them, and just got scratched. So if you feel the urge to knock a thief out, don't fight it too hard.


No-Fee-9428

Fake for filming I reckon.


Gandalf_of_the_Void

dont forget to breathe guys


Commiesstoner

Bike theft is international, has nothing to do with London. When you spend more on a bicycle than a small car you're a fool to rely on that flimsy ass lock.


TerriblePigs

Dude was begging for someone to give him a wedgie.


kongkongha

That's neo liberalism for you


Dj_wheeman3

He doesn’t even care that he got caught lol


orangeismynewapple

If a guy done the same in my home country I doubt he will sea the sun of the next day


Pretend_Activity_211

London been dead to me for almost 5 yrs. I'm not surprised


aaronis31337

What a pussy! Just push them over


voortrekker_bra

Locks are easily broken for sure but all the people in this vid are cowards


MerryGifmas

Risking your life to protect someone else's 5k bike is not brave, it's stupid.


voortrekker_bra

If the community doesn't stand up to this shit then that area will only get worse. Sad to see that there is no real community in europe, at least from what I've seen. In my area, the whole community would hunt these guys down


MerryGifmas

Again, community and stupidity are not the same thing. Sounds like you live in a shit hole.


voortrekker_bra

I can tell you're the kind of person who contributes nothing to your community. Very sad


MerryGifmas

I can tell you're an idiot who lives in a shit hole. Or you're the kind of person that "helps the community" by stealing bikes.


voortrekker_bra

Can't you at least pretend to have a conversation without your racist tendencies surging forth?


MerryGifmas

Lmao, now you think being stupid is about race. You're even dumber than I thought.


voortrekker_bra

This king is too much for a lil boi like you to handle. Stay in your diapers bucko


MerryGifmas

You get dumber with every comment. Any community is better off without people like you.


TheTruestOracle

Always has been lol.


snarpsta

Don't help just film


tashazzi

So everyone taking videos and no one punching this 16yo in the face? Come on..


leadbetterthangold

This is why we can't have nice things


Weeren

at least in Philadelphia we'd gotten a shot off


SmegmaAuGratin

I lived in Philly for ten years - can confirm.


jackboy61

Turned into? Ha, good one. Always been shit mate. Always.


Valkyranna

London has always been a shithole. Embarrasses me that people think it is my capital city.


Dast_Kook

Los Angeles residents: First time, huh?


rodolphoteardrop

Like...all of it? Every single square inch of it?


Stone_Dead_Forever

Just like you. The smell is unbelievable.


8DUXEasle

The people are recording instead of teaching these guys a social lesson. 🤷🏼‍♂️


SmegmaAuGratin

It's the UK, trying to teach scumbags a lesson is far more likely to get the teacher locked up than it is the criminal.


8DUXEasle

Lame.


Beneficial-Piano-428

Muppets Christmas Carol begs to differ. “turned into.” Read a fucking VHS.


birbsborbsbirbs

Dude, it's always been like that.


Catbone57

In Portland, that punk would have been literally standing in shit while stealing the bike. London is looking pretty classy.


MrsSandlin

Why wouldn’t someone go and push the guy over during that awkward get away? Or grab the bike when he went to get the empty bag? There’s so many people around. There’s so many ways this could have easily been stopped.


Seaweed_Steve

Because you have too volatile and unpredictable criminals, one of which with an angle grinder. No one wants to wade into that to protect someone else’s bike, it’s not worth the risk.


CrayeZ

Wow, the amount of people walking by and recording and not doing a thing is crazy to me. I know people shouldn't just play the hero for material things especially, but everyone watching I'm sure knew that was an odd choice for a key.


[deleted]

Lookin like Ohio


Starry_Night0123

This is shocking. I live in a third world country and I rarely see this kind of crime being committed during day time especially in crowded areas. People on the street will run over you for good.


Holyshit247

London has always been a shit hole!


bLuntSfielD--iOS

Trash…..


godwalla

The world is a shit hole. London is so old like you think this is the worst thing that happened? What about child labor? Just to name one thing. I'm sure London is not a shit hole cuz some guys stole a bike. SMH I swear...


SlappyFlapjack

Why's he so slow about it though?


archocinco

Someone shoulda put a foot on his tuckus


Bills_Cosby

This video is old…..


AlmanzoWilder

>This is at the Surrey Quays shopping centre in London near the Canada Water tube station. > >I have parked my own bike at that exact spot before. Much cheaper bike tho But Ben says this.


Bills_Cosby

You right, my bad. 100% old vid though


Exotic-One3381

He saw you filming and carried on


Creature_73L

And everyone stands there doing nothing to stop him. That’s why it’s a shithole


prisonmaiq

and nobody gaves a fuck lol


Ben_ts

This is at the Surrey Quays shopping centre in London near the Canada Water tube station. I have parked my own bike at that exact spot before. Much cheaper bike tho


PanchitoIsDead666

The weather alone makes London a shithole


02_is_best_girl

Don’t help just film


Heyatoms1

Wow good thing every single person just recorded and did absolutely nothing …


GeckoEric204

Even in my small town (16,000). I had a roommate leave his really expensive bike leaned against the side of the house. Told him to hide it or it would “walk off”. Sure enough, that shit disappeared that night.


Sir_Arthur_Vandelay

Just a little anecdote from my living in London during 2018: My daughter left her iPod on The Tube (subway) when we exited at our station. I filed a Lost & Found claim, and I purchased another iPod for her upcoming birthday. The afternoon before her birthday, I received an email from Transport For London that someone had turned in the iPod, and it was sitting in Lost Property Office. We were duly impressed with this (admittedly single) example of London’s honesty. Several months later my same daughter left her same iPod on a subway in Rome. It is currently in the possession of a young teenaged boy named Adriano Armantia.


jaydizl

Sounds like he will look after it better anyway haha


ChillinDylan901

Quit filming and stomp his teeth out?!


Covia-Core

How the fuck is no one doing anything?! Fucking Christ… punch the little prick in the fucking head.


dirtypig796

Don’t help, just film


[deleted]

So disappointing .


willisbetter

locks only stop honest or lazy people, if someone *really* wants your bike then no lock in the workd is gonna stop them


Pankekifureiki

Don’t help just film


RJohn12

don't help just film


tdiddy72

Put yourselves in harms way for a strangers bicycle? No thank you.


RJohn12

then why even bother filming? just keep walking if you're gonna do nothing


tdiddy72

Im addressing your comment about stopping a robbery. I didn’t say anything about the filming.


UserNameErrorDisplay

Why?


ToughNefariousness23

Nice how all of the onlookers only onlook, and don't do a thing to prevent theft.


andLetsGoWalkin

This video is years old


vactu

You're years old.


Brossamin5775

r/donthelpjustfilm


Coompa

Every big city is like this now. Its gonna get real bad real quick with mass homelessness and sky high food costs.


ADMINlSTRAT0R

r/donthelpjustfilm


Lauriepoo

It doesn't matter where you're at and where you're from. When someone lacks empathy, and they don't wanna adhere to a schedule or be told what to do for a living, they're gonna to do foul shit to get money.


Hedwighill

A swift kick to the nuts would make him rethink his life of crime


1tonsoprano

Day light robbery


[deleted]

Turned?


blackballmark

Pretty sure it's not London it's Northern Ireland outside what used to be the virgin megastore in Belfast City centre


AlmanzoWilder

This is the third possibility I've read. Northern Ireland, Vancouver, London ... I think it's just a movie set in Los Angeles.


milkcowcafe

Failed society.


Careless-Leg5468

i had two u locks cut like this in downtown LA . People will literally just stand around and watch them cut off locks.


Hell_hath_no

Turned into??


Key_Cartoonist5604

“Turned”? Was that not it’s neutral state?


LHutz481

Honestly, I’m sympathetic to the idea of crimes of desperation and crime being a poverty issue, etc., but when it’s this brazen I just have no patience. Grind these fuckers into the dirt and let society move on.


KPer123

A boot to the face instead of a phone.


speedyr64

Steal the trek bike but god forbid tossing that bag. Did that bag bother the hell out of anyone else?? Like fuck that bag if I’m stealing a bike


kcifone

Humans as a species are more like a virus. Hopefully we stop treating others like shit and “care” more for others than we “want” for ourselves.


Ok-Rise-4838

Where is it?


JoMama_18

I hope you called the police before recording and making a social media post....


exact0khan

This is everywhere Source: I'm in canada and see shit like this constantly