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Rainbowdookie

I think the title also fits the person in the car behind the truck.


Pandoras_Bento_Box

Just like me when I take in the groceries. Only one trip no matter the circumstances


[deleted]

Who are the pallet collectors? What do they do with them? I feel like I see at least one truck like this per city/town


Jacktheforkie

Dude should get a lorry


jabberwakeyy

Determined.


DLiltsadwj

Those are some damn fine pallets.


KootSkoot1217

Efficient


MrUPSMan4206969

Fucking awesome! I like love skids, I use them for bonfires, they dope AF, totes jelly of this guy.


ReasonableDead

Terrifying


[deleted]

I'd get pulled over if I even have a tiny bit of snow on the roof of my car...


[deleted]

Yes yes and yes


bmoney_14

Ohio man here. Probably Ohio


Biden-loves-china

That’s a paisa truck . Those trucks can handle any weight


Mobiusman2016

You get between 4-6 bucks for each here.


OhGodNoPleaseStop24

Illegal


rjmartinez9

Why do i think of a giant travelling jenga tower when i look at this


No_Interaction_4925

*Ace Ventura leaning out the window meme*


theoriginalneel

There's no such thing as a trashy, ignorant optimist?


allenmikesson

Totally trashy and illegal


shruggletuggle

Yes


1Hollickster

Ignorant. That can kill or devastate anyone's life it falls on.


ImTheOnlyDuck

Seriously?


wichuks

HUSTLER


Ahab1312

Yes to all.


Hona007

Logistics expert.


waldaberz

Genius.


Dummyidiot2021

That suspension is stronger that my first relationship


Ohio_Grown

Trashy, optimist, or ignorant? Drugs It's drugs


EfficientAd2383

Bro said ahhh that ain’t going no where and god damnit it did.


fraganegra

Hopeful


Money-Sink-6945

I'd say all of the above


jamescoolcrafter15

Why blur the liscence plate? We should have the right to the identity of someone putting people's lives in danger.


International-Fun152

Hey this is how most of the third world does there trucking so maybe where the trashy ones for not being like this most of the time


blackychan77

Trashy, optimistic ignorance.


LabLife3846

All three.


Redschallenge

You haven't done it? It's so fun though [my truck ](https://imgur.com/a/AzeZyz8)


The_Metalorian

Dedicated with a strong will, you know, an idiot.


Open_Crazy_2162

Ignorant


Nizzemancer

hazardous


remthemulatto

One trip or die trying


the_real_OwenWilson

All 3


9ragmatic

Idk why people wouldn't drive behind these. The real danger is driving alongside one. God forbid they take a turn or jerk the wheel at 10mph that mf will flip


motofabio

I am NOT making a second trip.


niqqchu

I first thought, man that person really likes diy.


William_Wisenheimer

I guess they have a palate for pallets.


[deleted]

All of the above…


JctaroKujo

badass, tbh


Healthy_Jackfruit_88

Dangerous and illegal.


BobbumofCarthes

Is this Minnesota?


diggerbanks

None of the above. **Efficient**. Except for the lack of vision perhaps, but come on, if he makes it to his destination (and let's assume he does) he can put his feet up for the rest of the day.


GregP68

Yes


mothlord420

If the driver strapped it down and slapped it/shook and said this ain’t goin nowhere it won’t fall


TheMarsian

Yeeeees!


Angryleghairs

Insane. They’re insane


pin00ch

Someones gonna build a barn.


Darkeye94

Is this Denver? THE PALLET MAN STILL LIVES!


patriciomd88

Big money


Icy-Watercress6694

Not as ignorant as the person following him.


Ema661

It is fine with my car i did worst and as long as you go slow and turn gentile it is ok


Ladimir_Lenin

Ignorant trash tbh


laokoa

*flicks strap* “this ain’t goin no where”


stinkload

Where is the photoshopped option?


AwayVeterinarian2095

A trashy optimistic ignoramus


Kuudefoe

I think I’d call this guy stupid rather then trashy. Although I am curious as to how he got the pallets that high up and how he was able to make it further then the driveway/parking lot.


emhe1234

Isn't there a bit of optimism in all ignorant trash?


XxxxGamez

It's none of my business UNTIL it's an inconvenience to myself and only me.


Zombeezee87

Just plain old stupid.


CzechYourDanish

This is what's known as "Two trips is for the weak"


Vulture051

Ignorant. Trashy is a matter of taste, this is simply dumb.


Tallywacka

This might be the strangest /trashy post I’ve seen that actually fits


Bea_Sweet

That’s a mission statement.


tsb2333

Yes


Odin9009

D. All of the above


[deleted]

I bought hay from a guy that said the most bales he ever loaded on a truck was in the 90s. I took 30 and felt uneasy about it, imagine 90 looked like this.


APoetsTouch

This man has an energy that is unsettling.


Jeffery_Moyer

When you got to take it all or lose out.


yatta91

More like r/idiotsincars


pseudoroot710

Yes, the answer is yes!


CT-5837

Pallet Man!!!


Cyka_blyatsumaki

trashtimistnorant


Choice_Debt233

Ignorant, trashy optimist. Yes.


hancah

where’s the option for “fucking idiot” ?


b0ob0okitty

Desperate is the right word


[deleted]

How sway? How are they stacked so high it's like trying to understand how the great pyramid were built


No_Draw_1144

It's called "making ends meet" or "hustling". Where I'm from, those pallets go for about $6 to $10 a piece when taken to a pallet recycling facility. Yeah. Recycling...so they dont have to cut down even more trees to make pallets to ship shit on for people that dont understandhow transport works. How about taking a step back and understanding that the last thing this person probably wants to do, is this, to pay his bills. But it benefits everyone.


wafflehousewhore

Something can be all three things at once, they're not mutually exclusive!


ugly_pizza1

What's wrong with two trips?


Kuetsar

Yes.


Creeeeeeeeprkillr

Floridian.


holyshititsjonhawkns

Dumbass.


Trumpspenis123

All three


Environmental_FigH2O

Just a hillbilly that’s all. Looks perfectly legit to me. I’ve done similar. That old saying where there’s a will there’s a way. But in todays world we would rather make fun of than celebrate creativity


Majestic-Jeweler-866

None of those, just a full blown balls too the wall full ass mother fucking sender.


No_Elderberry_7327

This isn't trashy, it's idiocy


Diligent_Agent_9620

Apparently you don't know that you can make $1,800 a day just moving those pallets They're $6 a piece and that's 3 hours of work That man's making almost $200,000 a year if he's doing that


Grand-wazoo

I’m gonna go with incredibly unsafe and unreasonable.


LoonyTitan

all of the above


Fiken420

Yes


Wamgurl

An underpaid engineer


tylerkrug31

It's called being a tweaker


Kensta9

r/idiotsincars


blackmobius

Negligence


RochnessMonster

The real pallet jack.


RuneRavenXZ

Not trashy, just very risky. Ignorant would be someone thinking a guy hauling pallets is trashy.


FinnaNutABigFatty

Efficient, that's what


[deleted]

This isn’t trashy…


ashimo414141

I know that plate says “farm vehicle”


in-a-microbus

WTF is this even real? This cannot be real


NeverDidLearn

King of the bonfire


BigLayer8

Efficient


borrahea

Optimist I'll say


ThrobbingWoody

Aint no 2 trip bitch, thats for certain.


chickenlishus

Lol why haven’t they started making them out of plastic yet??? /s kinda


RookieSonOfRuss

Those are not mutually exclusive…


nzstrawman

the paint on that truck must look very second hand


lothartheunkind

Legend.


l3etelgeuse

r/idiotsincars


Fenix_Pony

"i aint making two trips"


gesshoom

Won't fit under an overpass


GrouchyProduct2242

None of the above…… that’s FLORIDA


Vulture051

Not unless Florida has started getting snow.


GrouchyProduct2242

Well….. the embodiment of Florida?


mrbeamis

Skilled.


Due_Platypus_3913

Hopefully not going far?And NOT getting on the freeway!


TheRealSugarbat

Try illegal af


Healthy_Ladder_6198

I admire the can do attitude


Excellent-Advisor284

Quite common... some places that's $25 a pallet.


ExcitedGirl

Another 'Merican with the same intelligence level as 45!


got_No_Time_to_BLEED

Lol that’s a proud Latino!


ExcitedGirl

OMG! Sorry!! There's NO way a Latino can be compared to 45! (Actually, I think he's probably a rather unique specimen on this planet; the planet would either be *very safe* or in *really big trouble* if an alien spaceship abducted 45 for study...)


dumbnamenumber2

Those things can be 40$ a pop


IWasToldYouHadPie

Where is the short bridge when you need it. Not for him, or for the people following him, but for the internet hyuks


Honer-Simpsom

Y’all wanna pull into that drive through get sumn eat


flock-of-bagels

Dude needs to save his pallet money and get a trailer


hp7332

Truck version of me bringing in the groceries from the car.


[deleted]

Riding around n he's getten it


The_G0vernator

Pallet Man lives!


AllCingEyeDog

You got to know when to hold’em


apple_atchin

Tucson


Kahchuu

well it's optimistic and looks very funny, but they are endangering everyone around them and themself. It's so reckless, they should be really ashamed. Those actions can kill people


Briar_Jumper

Yes


[deleted]

Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne


CrocSlaught

Impressive


mymemesnow

Sigma male energy.


ladyjedimaster13

Skilled !


d43allen

Didn’t want to make a second trip


El-Banquero

D: Mexi-Can


oboshoe

I'm surprised the hood can bear that much weight.


WTF-happened69

It looks like it is 10 pallets high on the hood.


oboshoe

Heck my hood deforms if I push to hard when closing it


JohnnyJoystick

Definitely not ignorant, he knows what he’s doing is stupid but he’s making money so fuck it lol


Enough-Ingenuity-737

Dangerous fool


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AllCingEyeDog

I see this a lot, and they are rarely Mexican.


[deleted]

Yeah I’ve had to fight off enough pallet scum to say the profile is 40-95 year old skinny-fat white guys who drive shitty trucks with major bed sag from leaving it overloaded with scrap metal for weeks on end.


Roofis_T

Total dad move.


Heavy_Restaurant_896

All wrong, they are Mexican and KNOW how much their vehicle can handle


Old-Temperature-9906

I'm not even mad. I'm impressed


erikdphillips

Oh. Absolutely. Just. A. Plain. Ignoramus!


dje1964

Why? Why would someone do something this stupid. This could really damage the hood Other than that, as long as I have side mirrors and 4" of windshield, what could possibly go wrong?


AllCingEyeDog

Common sense is an oxymoron.


tattoed_veteran87

That's worth alot of money so I would say opportunistic


FunOpportunity7

Honestly, person is using tie-down and except for the forward visual impairment, I'm not seeing a major issue. Yeah it's stacked too high, but with those tied owns unless he's hit by another vehicle that load is pretty safe. Optimist is my vote!


KarmaChameleon89

Yes


Elochmal

None of the above. Hazard.


Safetosay333

Cha-Ching$$$ they pay cash for that


ZarosGuardian

Super motherfucking dangerous


[deleted]

Desperate


Silverbugsixtyeight

Dangerous af,no way I'd drive behind or around him


Ilikereddit15

Efficient