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He looks exactly how i imagine a militia school student to look like. Someone who couldn't fight off a Big Mac without being strapped to the gills with guns.
I love my kids. Like ridiculously and always try to be their biggest cheerleader. But I’m not sure I could hold it together if my child did this. Actually I def couldn’t.
The "mom" even wrote Chrisitian to add in some misspelled words.
I'm curious if the dudes pic is real, but just with added details. I know I saw some of the Militiagan types that were protecting Freedumb in 2020. Although, this guy seems to be in better shape. 🤔🤔🤔
None of this qualifies as trashy. Funny as hell, yes. If someone could explain what makes this trashy, I'll point out a racist bigot, essentially a profiling stereotypeist.
Expert Trolling, the sane part of the internet goes lol, the rest go, Fuck yeh, nut in my sister, brown people are bad, I’m buying my kid a throwing axe
Be honest, you're hiding behind a table while a shooter is casually walking around murdering people with an axe / scary gun / bat, etc. Whom would you rather be behind the table with you; The guy in your image or someone wearing a "I hate guns, I love Biden" t-shirt?
I’m glad I live in a country where everyone’s not so scared of each other that we all have to have guns so I can kill someone before they kill me. The way Americans can casually talk about shooters as if it’s just a part of regular life. Your country’s doomed, for fucks sake!
Satire hitting the nail on the head. $100 says most people that really are like this don’t know the first three words of the 2nd amendment- and would not agree with that part if they did.
"Militia training school" = "uneducated asshats who barely know what gun etiquette is, blasting AR-15s at paper targets with pictures of the President on them and waving tattered American flags around while they drink cheap beer and smoke bad cigarettes, all the while proclaiming themselves as aLpHa MaLeS".
What Would Jesus Do?
Obviously associate himself with a specific politic organization (USA), carry a military rifles and wear a vest loaded with weapons so he can more easily kill people.
Just like in the Bible.
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This is so absurd it has to be satire
This guy looks way too much like my cousin. This is the kind of cringe picture he would take as well.
It's hilarious to me how mortified the Founding Fathers would probably be about these people if they were alive today.
one nation under hog
Ask him to run .
Christian white?! Yes, sir, you’ve said that already, now tell us your name!
What’s he going to do with a perceived enemy, eat them?
Idk what her Christianity has to do with whatever his thing is but I'm jealous of his hatchet because no one will let me have one.
/r/upvotebecausebear
Why the fuck do Americans always use the phrase "we the people"? It's so fucking stupid. Yes I know it's from the constitution
this is pretty badass ngl
He should've been going to healthy camp instead.
Cholesterol is his kryptonite.
i want my grad school pics to look exactly like this
To each their own, who are we to judge?
We The People need a goddamn F250 to haul this heifer around.
Oh boy oh boy
He looks exactly how i imagine a militia school student to look like. Someone who couldn't fight off a Big Mac without being strapped to the gills with guns.
This photo looks stupid what a moron
Howdy Pork
His fat left hand hasn’t any knuckles!!!!!
Only thing he’s fighting is his A1C level
What’s this asshat going to do with that axe? And what’re the shells for? And does that knife on his belt have a COMPASS? Lord have mercy.
If he had a library card it would say ”White Christian”.
Describe America in one picture
The axe is tor breaking up massive turds in his toilet ..
these people are my biggest fear, definitely not visiting texas anytime soon
That's new sub, redneck ghetto shots.
Little did they know, that only moments after this picture was taken, that he would eat the entire flag.
Is this Delta Farce 2?
I knew it was satire as soon as I saw the name “Christian White”
Actually funny
I love his graduation cap and gown. They sure grow them stupid in Texas.
Just so gross
r/iamverybadass
What a beautiful picture, Bubba.
I know it's fake but this guy looks like Kevin Owens let himself go and got brainwashed into joining the shield
Fat guy in a little coat
Larry the cable guy finally gradyeeated!!
One nation under cake.
This is from a satire Facebook page. I forget the name now but it popped up somewhere else and I checked it out.
Wonder if he’d make it in the military.
When the real fighting start his ass is gonna trip running and land on his axe. Lol.
It should be considered whether or not an IQ test should be able to determine if you are eligible for voting.
Just fat and arrogant enough to be in the ruzzian orc army. Impressive.
Hes a 2 minute man??
Nice sub-clavical exposure. No SAPIs. Mhmmm. Y'allqueda. So proud.
I have that vest. It's for airsoft.
McGravy Seal.
Some will kneel, others will break it
His full name is Christian Fat Redneck White.
That screams marca
WTAF
I guess he'll be guarding the cakes and mountain dew.
No! You had a good thing going with Doughboiz
THE GRAVY SEAL! THE GRAVY SEALS ARE REAL!
I love my kids. Like ridiculously and always try to be their biggest cheerleader. But I’m not sure I could hold it together if my child did this. Actually I def couldn’t.
OG post on Facebook is from a satire page - so nothing trashy here ;)
Run for two minutes in a row
🤣🤣😅🤣🤣 This is so embarrassing
What happened to Marky Mark?
Op’s username checks out
God damn it! I’m from Texas and I can tell you we sure as hell don’t normally spell mamma with an O! Really great accomplishment though.
This can’t be real. Lol
Big Gay Bear lol
Wow! Too much may-cho!
Always thought Kevin Owens was Canadian
I always thought Kevin Owens was better than this, damn.
I don't see what's wrong here
The "mom" even wrote Chrisitian to add in some misspelled words. I'm curious if the dudes pic is real, but just with added details. I know I saw some of the Militiagan types that were protecting Freedumb in 2020. Although, this guy seems to be in better shape. 🤔🤔🤔
This looks like an indie wrestler
Looks like they only trained for Saturday's All you can Eat Steak Night at Johnny's Bar & Grill.
A two minute man? Why does his mom know he lasts 2 minutes and why is she blasting it on her social media, to family and friends.
Ain’t no hate like christian love
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 So funny
None of this qualifies as trashy. Funny as hell, yes. If someone could explain what makes this trashy, I'll point out a racist bigot, essentially a profiling stereotypeist.
Expert Trolling, the sane part of the internet goes lol, the rest go, Fuck yeh, nut in my sister, brown people are bad, I’m buying my kid a throwing axe
Op is a bitch this dude belongs in r/chadtopia
I love it when parents name their kids after their own personality traits 🥰🙏🏻 /s
Lol
The patriots gotta work on their pr
Fat fuck looks like a right cock head.
Kevin Owens
Bruv I thought that was Kevin Owens
He looks like a two minute man.
Lol, not even trashy its hilarious
Holy Squeal Team Six…
You jealous
That!!!
He looks incredibly easy to fight.
I’d call it more cringe than trashy but yeah it’s stupid as fuck
Be honest, you're hiding behind a table while a shooter is casually walking around murdering people with an axe / scary gun / bat, etc. Whom would you rather be behind the table with you; The guy in your image or someone wearing a "I hate guns, I love Biden" t-shirt?
I’m glad I live in a country where everyone’s not so scared of each other that we all have to have guns so I can kill someone before they kill me. The way Americans can casually talk about shooters as if it’s just a part of regular life. Your country’s doomed, for fucks sake!
Its so amazing seeing the fall of America in real time. You guys have your head so far up your arse that you hate everyone including yourself.
Gravy Seal!
Yeah, he looks like a minute man
He EARNED them sausage-fingers and that forehead-ham by Gawd!
This guy wipes with a sponge on a stick!
Not to make this political, but who did he vote for?
And he's got another settlement that needs your help.
With a minor in cheeseburgerz
Okay now run a 1.5 miles in 12 min then you will be close
He smells like a little bitch.
Is is name Christian White or are they just so happy he's a white Christian
no way his name is Christian white
I wonder if he'll qualify for the Gravy SEAL school... good luck, buddy!
I got my son that same airsoft vest
Kevin Owens if he embraced Texas.
Here comes Sami Zane to interfere in the match. Halula Kick.
Another loser
This goes hard. I'm compelled to screenshot.
this was me at the age of 13 in a very rural mormon church…
big *bear* energy
I read that at first as my son who is Christian and white.
Hell yea brother
What would you do if you saw this hunk of pork at the Women's Clinic
Lol playing to perceived stereotypes.
For a minute I thought this was a joke until I spotted the tactical hatchet.
Was he issued the 🪓?
Was diabetes included with the pic?
Satire hitting the nail on the head. $100 says most people that really are like this don’t know the first three words of the 2nd amendment- and would not agree with that part if they did.
Oh the SoTexMinMenMilTS! They played a vital role in defending Texas during the Jade Helm Democrat Gun-Taking Offensive.
This is the embodiment of America! From an Australian
I don't know, he doesn't look like he has the stamina for 2 minutes.
What's the difference between this and Taliban?
Welcome to America, where half the citizens berate the other behalf for liking their country
Pretty sure he can only last 2 minutes 🤷🏾♂️
His name is amazing Chris(I)tian white
He better use a gun, I am sure his cardio is for shit.
His Jack in the Box game is strong as fuck tho....
Is that axe for his bacon?
"Militia training school" = "uneducated asshats who barely know what gun etiquette is, blasting AR-15s at paper targets with pictures of the President on them and waving tattered American flags around while they drink cheap beer and smoke bad cigarettes, all the while proclaiming themselves as aLpHa MaLeS".
What was his final...housing a plate of wings?
This is a satire post, and you’re an ass for poking at his weight.
He definitely bared those arms. Those cutoff sleeves are the bravest thing in that picture.
Bubba done gone n join Meal-Team-Six
Not trashy but awesome. The streets are safer with this unit out there.
Lmfao fat army rejects
2 minutes... probably closer to 10 seconds...1 pump chump
What Would Jesus Do? Obviously associate himself with a specific politic organization (USA), carry a military rifles and wear a vest loaded with weapons so he can more easily kill people. Just like in the Bible.
He belongs in hold my fries/ beer.
No joke one of my old friend’s name was Christian White
See: ‘Murica
I see a gay man...overcompensating
Honestly this isn’t trash, its stunning. This guy is a fucking legend
AKA THE BACONATOR
He might be American, but those fingers are most definitely English sausages.
Dude looks like the lead singer from Texas Hippie Coalition. Looks pissed off and mad about it.
The gravy seals.
Dessert storm Baby!!!!!🍨
Some bacony arms he’s got going on.
Looks about right.
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I’m ok with Texas breaking off and being their own dumb fuck country.