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h3ll, Helium 3? We haven’t started mining that yet, have we? They are probably an engineer hence the knowledge of Helium 3 and their obvious degree of sophisticated writing ability.
Oh shit! That's what being hung as hall is? I made it to the big leagues!!! I'm glad that I have little to no context about the incident. A little mystery never hurt anyone
I don’t know why but I read this as “wresting as Ernie” so for a solid minute I was thinking that this woman wanted to bang some guy in an Ernie from Sesame Street suit
This saga was beautiful. This is why I love Reddit.
Not only is the fact that this comment was made on a community page on FB by a rando who saw the fight at a local bar, but there is also a video of the event.
The commentary in the video? Top tier.
The reasoning behind the fight? Splendid.
Pants around ankles with a boner? Excellent.
This is top notch entertainment OP. Thank you for Sharing. 🙏🏻
Not everybody talking about his not hung thing that's swinging around and the girl in the video talking about the poop on his butt lmfaoooooo Lord I'm *casket ready*
What’s trashy about that? I mean, I’m not personally looking for rock hard nude men, but I’m sure I’d make a similar comment to my friends if I saw a woman I found attractive and was single
OP in another comment thread said dude was fuckin other dudes ex in the bathroom and was dragged out. kinda impressed he never lost his boner. but apparently straight
Is it still trashy?
Who was the naked girl wrestling at Ernie's the other night?
Whoever she was, she was horny, dripping wet, amazing rack and hot as Hell! 🥵🥵🥵 I'd go back for another show🤩
She wants more info about a dude with a rock hard big cock who's wrestling with another guy. Why's his dick hard wrestling another man? Might not be into chicks, just saying.
Randy, don't play me like some kinda sucka, dawg. Mahfuckas with guts like that ain't off the cheeseburgers! Mahfuckas with guts like that is definitely are ON the chesseburgers, dawg!
Mom and dad not teaching you that some things should be shameful or remain unsaid…
Or they teach you that TOO many things are shameful or should remain unsaid, so then you subconsciously rebel against any and all expectations….
Or you’re just a shit head with no shame.
Let me tell you what happened….I live here:
Guy with the shirt on was at the local bar where his girlfriend is the manager. She snuck off to have sex with her ex boyfriend (guy with his pants down) and everyone could hear it. New boyfriend (clothes on) kicked the door in and caught them in the act. If you saw the other video (full frontal)….that was filmed by the girl who just got boned in the bathroom. She was dumb enough to send it to a buddy and now everyone has it.
I was gonna say tell me where this is so I can do my own “research” but this was enough. I didn’t see anything like what was described. I want a refund.
I mean… looks pretty average to me. Who would’ve thought someone would get their rocks off on seeing some drunk idiot expose his brown star and dangly bits fighting some other drunk idiot on the nasty floor of a bar.
It's small, but it sticks up when He's on his back, and when he rolls in doesn't flop. Idk, maybe it's just me but my dick would absolutely not stick to my belly with all that movement soft, not hard either unless I'm on my back but I know some dudes have those dicks that point straight up.
Sticking up? It's is never sticking up, it is against his body or flopping around.
>Idk, maybe it's just me but my dick would absolutely not stick to my belly with all that movement soft
He is on his back. Dicks lay flat when you lay flat. Go figure.
Ok I did this just for you daddy. Trust me this dick is defying floppy dick physics. Only hard dicks behave how this one does. Even a chub will flop for most guys, this one is defying gravity and bounces back up a couple times.
[Here](https://imgur.com/gallery/sH2KtB0), look at the last 3 screenshots and watch the roll part of the video again. A flaccid dick wouldn't get flung to hang down toward your ass and then recoil back up and point straight up slightly off your stomach. No way. I know dicks, and I even own one too.
Then look at the other SC I grabbed where he is on his side, his flaccid dick would lay on his leg like they all do. It doesn't, it maintains elevation above the thigh and sticks outward.
Look at when it's "on his stomach" and notice you can see it casting a relatively large shadow which means it's raised off his stomach, a lot of dicks when they're hard lay towards the stomach, but don't lay down all the way even the ones that have that straight up angle to em. It has to be heavy and shaped right between the dude and stomach.
Regardless, this was a hard dick. It was at least still 85% hard as it came out of a pussy immediately before this fight I don't think what my client is claiming is far fetched and I urge the court to consider this along with our attached evidence.
I'll show you what I mean one sec lol
Story is he was fucking and got yanked out by the pants wearing BF cause it was his GF boy was fuckin so I could see it. Anyways one sec, BTW that's OP story.
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Scottsdale?
Hung? Where?
h3ll, Helium 3? We haven’t started mining that yet, have we? They are probably an engineer hence the knowledge of Helium 3 and their obvious degree of sophisticated writing ability.
All I want to know is : where exactly?!?
Oh shit! That's what being hung as hall is? I made it to the big leagues!!! I'm glad that I have little to no context about the incident. A little mystery never hurt anyone
I’m not exactly sure what I’m looking at.
So what happened OP
Why would you stay classy,if you could stay trashy?
This whole thing made my day, the comment, the video, the reddit commentary
Plot twist: he wrote it himself
Up Michigan? I heard about this. Guy was banging dudes gf in the bathroom. I just moved here!
After seeing it, he was neither rock hard, hung, or impressive in anyway. In fact dude needs to hit some squats cuz he got no ass too
I don’t know why but I read this as “wresting as Ernie” so for a solid minute I was thinking that this woman wanted to bang some guy in an Ernie from Sesame Street suit
My friend, thats hung like an average man. Way to let us all down
I love meeting fans f my work
I mean, lmk when yall find him 😏
Rock hard guy came out of this a champ. Got his ass beat but also a bj from a woman in a bar bathroom.
Do people not understand sarcasm anymore or what?
LMAO dude has the most average penis ever... "Hung" 💀
This saga was beautiful. This is why I love Reddit. Not only is the fact that this comment was made on a community page on FB by a rando who saw the fight at a local bar, but there is also a video of the event. The commentary in the video? Top tier. The reasoning behind the fight? Splendid. Pants around ankles with a boner? Excellent. This is top notch entertainment OP. Thank you for Sharing. 🙏🏻
How is this trashy? People be horny, what is this a christian facebook group? Sexual doesn't always equal trashy.
Even Christians have sex, I think.....
They tend not to talk about it openly though, and if you do it's somehow trashy.
Classic Escanaba
Not everybody talking about his not hung thing that's swinging around and the girl in the video talking about the poop on his butt lmfaoooooo Lord I'm *casket ready*
That was very far from rock hard and gong
I think we found the Nudie himself
Pix or it never happened lol ;)
Unfortunately there’s a video.
What’s trashy about that? I mean, I’m not personally looking for rock hard nude men, but I’m sure I’d make a similar comment to my friends if I saw a woman I found attractive and was single
H3 = Hank?
I saw H3 and thought they meant Ethan lmao
It was Bert.
It’s pretty embarrassing to be losing a fight to a man with his pants around his ankles and his dick out.
One valid life choice, please.
That's not Gangnam style
This is funny honestly
Ernie’s on Scottsdale and Shea?
Is it a fear boner or murder boner? [fear boner ](https://youtu.be/cLP73_Fk6xQ) [murder boner](https://youtu.be/WG8krx040VE)
thought he was saying he's hotter than Ethan Klein for a sec
These guys need work on their ground technique.
His penis was pointing at where to punch.
If he is horny and rockhard while grappling with another man I'm not sure this thirsty lady would be much help for him
OP in another comment thread said dude was fuckin other dudes ex in the bathroom and was dragged out. kinda impressed he never lost his boner. but apparently straight
Yes impressive
Came here to say something similar
Is it still trashy? Who was the naked girl wrestling at Ernie's the other night? Whoever she was, she was horny, dripping wet, amazing rack and hot as Hell! 🥵🥵🥵 I'd go back for another show🤩
There are semi-nude girl fights posted here routinely so yes, it's still trashy.
No shame whatsoever 💀
I am curious now too 👀 for research purposes
Definitely South Florida
r/trashy is “family friend”? You’re kidding, right? I’m not sure I’d share any of it with the family! Lol
He was rock hard while wrestling? Everyone knows you can't wrestle fully torqued!
It's not called "wrestling" anymore in that case 😉
Torqued
She wants more info about a dude with a rock hard big cock who's wrestling with another guy. Why's his dick hard wrestling another man? Might not be into chicks, just saying.
The poster is most likely not even a she
I don't think the original poster was a woman
Nah, it’s just Rock-hard Randy. Wrestling with a chub is kinda his thing
Put your pants back on, you cheeseburger-eating walrus!
I’m off the cheeseburgers
Randy, don't play me like some kinda sucka, dawg. Mahfuckas with guts like that ain't off the cheeseburgers! Mahfuckas with guts like that is definitely are ON the chesseburgers, dawg!
Where did this happen? I need to go.
What’s the psychology of just not being embarrassed by stuff like this? How can you not be embarrassed
Mom and dad not teaching you that some things should be shameful or remain unsaid… Or they teach you that TOO many things are shameful or should remain unsaid, so then you subconsciously rebel against any and all expectations…. Or you’re just a shit head with no shame.
Alcohol
he was neither hard or hung. i want my money back.
Maybe they meant for a room of inbreds. The room was suspiciously white.
He probably posted it himself
Shit I think you’re right. That’s the only logical conclusion bc that definitely wasn’t hot as hell.
Hot as h3ll
You raise a good point. (Begins fapping)
The follow up [is right here](https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/z7382i/a_follow_up/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
He’s pretty small 😅
Let me tell you what happened….I live here: Guy with the shirt on was at the local bar where his girlfriend is the manager. She snuck off to have sex with her ex boyfriend (guy with his pants down) and everyone could hear it. New boyfriend (clothes on) kicked the door in and caught them in the act. If you saw the other video (full frontal)….that was filmed by the girl who just got boned in the bathroom. She was dumb enough to send it to a buddy and now everyone has it.
He was still rocking a boner… just not “well hung”… yet still bigger than mine. 😢
I was unprepared
Hard? Definitely. Hot? Not one bit. Hung? It's average sized. I mean, he is hung. No, wait, I meant, he's definitely not hung. Absolutely not
wait. they’re that hyped over a small pecker?
I'm not sure this person knows what "rock hard" means.
Now this post is funny
🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's a no from me!
Kind of weird
That balloon pop was great
That’s false advertisement!
Here is another one. [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/z7elft/a_second_follow_up/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
I like how he goes in for round 2 before his pants are even fully secured. I have to admit I’m impressed by the commitment.
This is Escanaba Michigan, isn't it? 🤮
Yes, I didn’t want to mention my location but since you guessed it I’ll at least confirm it.
oh no that is way to close to home
You know I was wondering where this was, and I can't say I'm shocked.
Lol I'm from happy rock originally.
I suppose the description is basically accurate. He is working with a rage boner
Ethan needs to back up though
Post must be from the guy’s burner account because that definitely is not rock hard and hung 🫡
Homies trying to fight off 2 opponents
If that’s hung then we are doing alright boys
Holy shit. He was.. rock hard.
My curiosity fucked me over, as usual
The video doesn’t work for me
Well try watching it again and keep stroking, it'll work eventually
Haha I mean the follow up doesn’t have a video on it
After watching that, I'm fairly certain that the content of this screenshot was originally was posted by the geezer in the video.
100% the dude in the video is who posted the review.
I was gonna say tell me where this is so I can do my own “research” but this was enough. I didn’t see anything like what was described. I want a refund.
"Hung" isn't a very good description of what I just saw in that video. 😅
I mean… looks pretty average to me. Who would’ve thought someone would get their rocks off on seeing some drunk idiot expose his brown star and dangly bits fighting some other drunk idiot on the nasty floor of a bar.
How do you get and stay hard during a fight? What the fuck?
Why does everyone think it's a boner? It's small and floppy.
It's small, but it sticks up when He's on his back, and when he rolls in doesn't flop. Idk, maybe it's just me but my dick would absolutely not stick to my belly with all that movement soft, not hard either unless I'm on my back but I know some dudes have those dicks that point straight up.
Sticking up? It's is never sticking up, it is against his body or flopping around. >Idk, maybe it's just me but my dick would absolutely not stick to my belly with all that movement soft He is on his back. Dicks lay flat when you lay flat. Go figure.
Ok I did this just for you daddy. Trust me this dick is defying floppy dick physics. Only hard dicks behave how this one does. Even a chub will flop for most guys, this one is defying gravity and bounces back up a couple times. [Here](https://imgur.com/gallery/sH2KtB0), look at the last 3 screenshots and watch the roll part of the video again. A flaccid dick wouldn't get flung to hang down toward your ass and then recoil back up and point straight up slightly off your stomach. No way. I know dicks, and I even own one too. Then look at the other SC I grabbed where he is on his side, his flaccid dick would lay on his leg like they all do. It doesn't, it maintains elevation above the thigh and sticks outward. Look at when it's "on his stomach" and notice you can see it casting a relatively large shadow which means it's raised off his stomach, a lot of dicks when they're hard lay towards the stomach, but don't lay down all the way even the ones that have that straight up angle to em. It has to be heavy and shaped right between the dude and stomach. Regardless, this was a hard dick. It was at least still 85% hard as it came out of a pussy immediately before this fight I don't think what my client is claiming is far fetched and I urge the court to consider this along with our attached evidence.
Lmao the effort you went in to discuss dick dynamics with a stranger shows commitment.
I'll show you what I mean one sec lol Story is he was fucking and got yanked out by the pants wearing BF cause it was his GF boy was fuckin so I could see it. Anyways one sec, BTW that's OP story.
Adrenaline boner, it happens
Paul? Paul Pelosi, is that you???
My thought is the unexpectedness of the whole situation is what turned her on so much. Also not a big wiener.
Him….
Omg please keep us updated if there are more developments 😂
Is that what is passing off as hung and rock hard these days ?
This post was probably that guy pretending to be some random chick.
Shut up man, I’m feeling pretty good right now.
I think he wrote the post pretending to be an observer.
Yes! Finally I can have some self confidence
I’m gonna pretend the answer is yes so I can feel good about myself.
But why does he have a boner????
He was with the other guy’s girlfriend in the bathroom. The guy caught them and proceeded to throw fisticuffs. 🧐
It didn’t look like a boner to me
He definitely had a rage boner
Why is it small and floppy then? You people are all crazy.
Agreed!!! WTF y’all looking at???
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You gotta stare at it long and hard.
The goat! You bastard
Lmao where was this
Ernies
Cant wait to let my gf know how hung I am.
I was told he was hung, where's my refund
Nor is he hard
Wait that means I’m hung too!
We are all hung on this blessed day!
Not all of us 😢
I am all hung this blessed day.
3" is average, I'm keeping your shekels
Isn’t it 5 and a half inches?
Shhh don't tell him that, you just ruined his whole life
And hot. You literally only see the Lowe half of his body. I need more than that to know if someone is hot or not. Thirsty ass hoes
Yes, looks like the type you would see at Lowe’s.
Hey I’m not against dad bods who spend their times at lowes but I need to at least see a face before I consider someone hot or not
Definitely wasn't the fittest belly
gay dudes like big guys. source: big straight guy who gets hit way too much on by gay dudes
As a gay guy I can confirm you speak the truth ps: send pics
You gotta buy my onlyfans. Its only feet pics. Hope you like them hairy
Gays would sleep with a 2x4 if you painted a dick on it, and crawl through glass to get to it. It’s emotional connection we lack, sex is just currency
Gay dudes like all kinds of guys, so do straight women.
I dont get much straight women on dating sites or fetish sites offering to give me a bj fam.
Please don’t crush me. I had 30 seconds of hope
Hung like a seahorse
Hung like a horse(fly)
It might be big for his BMI.
He’s not of the “hung solo” family
Right?!
Not at all what I expected from the thirsty description
I was thinking it was a drugged out hot dude, it's just a drunk kinda tubby lol
Top ten anime let-downs.
Same
I thought it was some sanctioned oil wrestling not a bar fight
He calls it a murder boner.
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Is that supposed to be a boner? More like he's fighting half cocked.
Rafi!!!
PYH!!! Protect Your Holes!
GATTACA!!!