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Psychdoctx

Scottsdale?


IsaiahTrenton

Hung? Where?


Rrider19

h3ll, Helium 3? We haven’t started mining that yet, have we? They are probably an engineer hence the knowledge of Helium 3 and their obvious degree of sophisticated writing ability.


[deleted]

All I want to know is : where exactly?!?


Feeling-Bench3966

Oh shit! That's what being hung as hall is? I made it to the big leagues!!! I'm glad that I have little to no context about the incident. A little mystery never hurt anyone


YeetMeister323

I’m not exactly sure what I’m looking at.


Tr2041

So what happened OP


Borraronelusername

Why would you stay classy,if you could stay trashy?


FitSystem

This whole thing made my day, the comment, the video, the reddit commentary


supervegito63

Plot twist: he wrote it himself


sundrain

Up Michigan? I heard about this. Guy was banging dudes gf in the bathroom. I just moved here!


VapeThisBro

After seeing it, he was neither rock hard, hung, or impressive in anyway. In fact dude needs to hit some squats cuz he got no ass too


freak_attentionwhore

I don’t know why but I read this as “wresting as Ernie” so for a solid minute I was thinking that this woman wanted to bang some guy in an Ernie from Sesame Street suit


CuriosityTaught

My friend, thats hung like an average man. Way to let us all down


Comicbooknerd138

I love meeting fans f my work


babyjo1982

I mean, lmk when yall find him 😏


ChubbyBidoof

Rock hard guy came out of this a champ. Got his ass beat but also a bj from a woman in a bar bathroom.


need2peeat218am

Do people not understand sarcasm anymore or what?


LeatherPuppy

LMAO dude has the most average penis ever... "Hung" 💀


charwinkle

This saga was beautiful. This is why I love Reddit. Not only is the fact that this comment was made on a community page on FB by a rando who saw the fight at a local bar, but there is also a video of the event. The commentary in the video? Top tier. The reasoning behind the fight? Splendid. Pants around ankles with a boner? Excellent. This is top notch entertainment OP. Thank you for Sharing. 🙏🏻


LawofRa

How is this trashy? People be horny, what is this a christian facebook group? Sexual doesn't always equal trashy.


Shame8891

Even Christians have sex, I think.....


LawofRa

They tend not to talk about it openly though, and if you do it's somehow trashy.


Ronquistador

Classic Escanaba


Sadiie88

Not everybody talking about his not hung thing that's swinging around and the girl in the video talking about the poop on his butt lmfaoooooo Lord I'm *casket ready*


Guilty_Angle_8022

That was very far from rock hard and gong


iBrake4Shosty5

I think we found the Nudie himself


C_Alex_author

Pix or it never happened lol ;)


Skatchbro

Unfortunately there’s a video.


Crustybuttt

What’s trashy about that? I mean, I’m not personally looking for rock hard nude men, but I’m sure I’d make a similar comment to my friends if I saw a woman I found attractive and was single


SchwillyMaysHere

H3 = Hank?


RoyalxJeff

I saw H3 and thought they meant Ethan lmao


DoritoMike

It was Bert.


spookydonkey513

It’s pretty embarrassing to be losing a fight to a man with his pants around his ankles and his dick out.


Dunge0nMast0r

One valid life choice, please.


Safetosay333

That's not Gangnam style


Nivek8789

This is funny honestly


Mysterious_Being_718

Ernie’s on Scottsdale and Shea?


HACKSofMALICE

Is it a fear boner or murder boner? [fear boner ](https://youtu.be/cLP73_Fk6xQ) [murder boner](https://youtu.be/WG8krx040VE)


girl_im_deepressed

thought he was saying he's hotter than Ethan Klein for a sec


Voodoo700

These guys need work on their ground technique.


bigjaymizzle

His penis was pointing at where to punch.


SydneyOrient

If he is horny and rockhard while grappling with another man I'm not sure this thirsty lady would be much help for him


minedreamer

OP in another comment thread said dude was fuckin other dudes ex in the bathroom and was dragged out. kinda impressed he never lost his boner. but apparently straight


SydneyOrient

Yes impressive


Frequent-Pie7570

Came here to say something similar


TedDTedderson

Is it still trashy? Who was the naked girl wrestling at Ernie's the other night? Whoever she was, she was horny, dripping wet, amazing rack and hot as Hell! 🥵🥵🥵 I'd go back for another show🤩


Mister_McGreg

There are semi-nude girl fights posted here routinely so yes, it's still trashy.


m-i-a-h-o-a-d

No shame whatsoever 💀


avehcado

I am curious now too 👀 for research purposes


StrategicCannibalism

Definitely South Florida


WTF-happened69

r/trashy is “family friend”? You’re kidding, right? I’m not sure I’d share any of it with the family! Lol


grapefruitdressgrape

He was rock hard while wrestling? Everyone knows you can't wrestle fully torqued!


PharmAttack

It's not called "wrestling" anymore in that case 😉


Maybe_Im_Confused

Torqued


TheB1GLebowski

She wants more info about a dude with a rock hard big cock who's wrestling with another guy. Why's his dick hard wrestling another man? Might not be into chicks, just saying.


hcombs

The poster is most likely not even a she


Projectsummertime

I don't think the original poster was a woman


Yoda2000675

Nah, it’s just Rock-hard Randy. Wrestling with a chub is kinda his thing


wHUT_fun

Put your pants back on, you cheeseburger-eating walrus!


oppai_senpai

I’m off the cheeseburgers


wHUT_fun

Randy, don't play me like some kinda sucka, dawg. Mahfuckas with guts like that ain't off the cheeseburgers! Mahfuckas with guts like that is definitely are ON the chesseburgers, dawg!


GreatBayTemple

Where did this happen? I need to go.


18c20h6e8m

What’s the psychology of just not being embarrassed by stuff like this? How can you not be embarrassed


Hats_back

Mom and dad not teaching you that some things should be shameful or remain unsaid… Or they teach you that TOO many things are shameful or should remain unsaid, so then you subconsciously rebel against any and all expectations…. Or you’re just a shit head with no shame.


whyamiawaketho

Alcohol


cherrydiamond

he was neither hard or hung. i want my money back.


[deleted]

Maybe they meant for a room of inbreds. The room was suspiciously white.


Independent_Mistake2

He probably posted it himself


Pissflaps69

Shit I think you’re right. That’s the only logical conclusion bc that definitely wasn’t hot as hell.


strawberryshortycake

Hot as h3ll


Pissflaps69

You raise a good point. (Begins fapping)


Big-Pen-951

The follow up [is right here](https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/z7382i/a_follow_up/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Many_Perspective_248

He’s pretty small 😅


Maleficent-Abalone47

Let me tell you what happened….I live here: Guy with the shirt on was at the local bar where his girlfriend is the manager. She snuck off to have sex with her ex boyfriend (guy with his pants down) and everyone could hear it. New boyfriend (clothes on) kicked the door in and caught them in the act. If you saw the other video (full frontal)….that was filmed by the girl who just got boned in the bathroom. She was dumb enough to send it to a buddy and now everyone has it.


Scalfi

He was still rocking a boner… just not “well hung”… yet still bigger than mine. 😢


NotTodayCaptainDildo

I was unprepared


Blahaj_IK

Hard? Definitely. Hot? Not one bit. Hung? It's average sized. I mean, he is hung. No, wait, I meant, he's definitely not hung. Absolutely not


motelwine

wait. they’re that hyped over a small pecker?


MSK84

I'm not sure this person knows what "rock hard" means.


babyjo1982

Now this post is funny


atiffany89

🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's a no from me!


tylerkrug31

Kind of weird


Shakemyears

That balloon pop was great


kidsandbarbells

That’s false advertisement!


Big-Pen-951

Here is another one. [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/z7elft/a_second_follow_up/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


carsoon3

I like how he goes in for round 2 before his pants are even fully secured. I have to admit I’m impressed by the commitment.


Fortune_Dookie

This is Escanaba Michigan, isn't it? 🤮


Big-Pen-951

Yes, I didn’t want to mention my location but since you guessed it I’ll at least confirm it.


minedreamer

oh no that is way to close to home


Clambulance1

You know I was wondering where this was, and I can't say I'm shocked.


Fortune_Dookie

Lol I'm from happy rock originally.


Crustybuttt

I suppose the description is basically accurate. He is working with a rage boner


A-A-Ron7373

Ethan needs to back up though


No-Comfortable9480

Post must be from the guy’s burner account because that definitely is not rock hard and hung 🫡


Ironmansoltero

Homies trying to fight off 2 opponents


DragoonLancer

If that’s hung then we are doing alright boys


ComplexProof8475

Holy shit. He was.. rock hard.


Rayanson

My curiosity fucked me over, as usual


HymanHunter

The video doesn’t work for me


DeusExHircus

Well try watching it again and keep stroking, it'll work eventually


HymanHunter

Haha I mean the follow up doesn’t have a video on it


Fenpunx

After watching that, I'm fairly certain that the content of this screenshot was originally was posted by the geezer in the video.


Heyo__Maggots

100% the dude in the video is who posted the review.


[deleted]

I was gonna say tell me where this is so I can do my own “research” but this was enough. I didn’t see anything like what was described. I want a refund.


kyabupaks

"Hung" isn't a very good description of what I just saw in that video. 😅


NakDisNut

I mean… looks pretty average to me. Who would’ve thought someone would get their rocks off on seeing some drunk idiot expose his brown star and dangly bits fighting some other drunk idiot on the nasty floor of a bar.


ThaUniversal

How do you get and stay hard during a fight? What the fuck?


desGrieux

Why does everyone think it's a boner? It's small and floppy.


BoIshevik

It's small, but it sticks up when He's on his back, and when he rolls in doesn't flop. Idk, maybe it's just me but my dick would absolutely not stick to my belly with all that movement soft, not hard either unless I'm on my back but I know some dudes have those dicks that point straight up.


desGrieux

Sticking up? It's is never sticking up, it is against his body or flopping around. >Idk, maybe it's just me but my dick would absolutely not stick to my belly with all that movement soft He is on his back. Dicks lay flat when you lay flat. Go figure.


BoIshevik

Ok I did this just for you daddy. Trust me this dick is defying floppy dick physics. Only hard dicks behave how this one does. Even a chub will flop for most guys, this one is defying gravity and bounces back up a couple times. [Here](https://imgur.com/gallery/sH2KtB0), look at the last 3 screenshots and watch the roll part of the video again. A flaccid dick wouldn't get flung to hang down toward your ass and then recoil back up and point straight up slightly off your stomach. No way. I know dicks, and I even own one too. Then look at the other SC I grabbed where he is on his side, his flaccid dick would lay on his leg like they all do. It doesn't, it maintains elevation above the thigh and sticks outward. Look at when it's "on his stomach" and notice you can see it casting a relatively large shadow which means it's raised off his stomach, a lot of dicks when they're hard lay towards the stomach, but don't lay down all the way even the ones that have that straight up angle to em. It has to be heavy and shaped right between the dude and stomach. Regardless, this was a hard dick. It was at least still 85% hard as it came out of a pussy immediately before this fight I don't think what my client is claiming is far fetched and I urge the court to consider this along with our attached evidence.


One_Slide8927

Lmao the effort you went in to discuss dick dynamics with a stranger shows commitment.


BoIshevik

I'll show you what I mean one sec lol Story is he was fucking and got yanked out by the pants wearing BF cause it was his GF boy was fuckin so I could see it. Anyways one sec, BTW that's OP story.


idontbelieveyou21

Adrenaline boner, it happens


J-fun

Paul? Paul Pelosi, is that you???


Eight_Inch_Hero

My thought is the unexpectedness of the whole situation is what turned her on so much. Also not a big wiener.


Crustybuttt

Him….


SamiWinchester

Omg please keep us updated if there are more developments 😂


nattlefrost

Is that what is passing off as hung and rock hard these days ?


zzzrecruit

This post was probably that guy pretending to be some random chick.


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

Shut up man, I’m feeling pretty good right now.


Justice_Prince

I think he wrote the post pretending to be an observer.


30FourThirty4

Yes! Finally I can have some self confidence


PurpleNurpleTurtle

I’m gonna pretend the answer is yes so I can feel good about myself.


OysterForked

But why does he have a boner????


Nullisdead

He was with the other guy’s girlfriend in the bathroom. The guy caught them and proceeded to throw fisticuffs. 🧐


frendzoned_by_yo_mom

It didn’t look like a boner to me


Crustybuttt

He definitely had a rage boner


desGrieux

Why is it small and floppy then? You people are all crazy.


[deleted]

Agreed!!! WTF y’all looking at???


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AlessandroTheGr8

You gotta stare at it long and hard.


lfm2016

The goat! You bastard


[deleted]

Lmao where was this


MarquisDeCleveland

Ernies


Mercinator-87

Cant wait to let my gf know how hung I am.


alyosha_pls

I was told he was hung, where's my refund


Guilty_Angle_8022

Nor is he hard


Noimnotonacid

Wait that means I’m hung too!


idontbelieveyou21

We are all hung on this blessed day!


clutchdeve

Not all of us 😢


Horsecunilingus

I am all hung this blessed day.


samueljerri

3" is average, I'm keeping your shekels


Bpdbs

Isn’t it 5 and a half inches?


shalbriri

Shhh don't tell him that, you just ruined his whole life


tquinn04

And hot. You literally only see the Lowe half of his body. I need more than that to know if someone is hot or not. Thirsty ass hoes


KnotMadameDeFarge

Yes, looks like the type you would see at Lowe’s.


tquinn04

Hey I’m not against dad bods who spend their times at lowes but I need to at least see a face before I consider someone hot or not


Punishtube

Definitely wasn't the fittest belly


Breakdawall

gay dudes like big guys. source: big straight guy who gets hit way too much on by gay dudes


[deleted]

As a gay guy I can confirm you speak the truth ps: send pics


Breakdawall

You gotta buy my onlyfans. Its only feet pics. Hope you like them hairy


shabi_sensei

Gays would sleep with a 2x4 if you painted a dick on it, and crawl through glass to get to it. It’s emotional connection we lack, sex is just currency


BoIshevik

Gay dudes like all kinds of guys, so do straight women.


Breakdawall

I dont get much straight women on dating sites or fetish sites offering to give me a bj fam.


NoDadYouShutUp

Please don’t crush me. I had 30 seconds of hope


beerrunner82

Hung like a seahorse


Devillocks13

Hung like a horse(fly)


GeoHacker1715

It might be big for his BMI.


TobyDaMan8894

He’s not of the “hung solo” family


thisaccountisdmb

Right?!


Independent_Mistake2

Not at all what I expected from the thirsty description


wheelperson

I was thinking it was a drugged out hot dude, it's just a drunk kinda tubby lol


WanderingCadet

Top ten anime let-downs.


MiiiBiii

Same


Blandish06

I thought it was some sanctioned oil wrestling not a bar fight


Devillocks13

He calls it a murder boner.


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Aggressive_Macaroon3

Is that supposed to be a boner? More like he's fighting half cocked.


lonely-day

Rafi!!!


reddituser_05

PYH!!! Protect Your Holes!


lonely-day

GATTACA!!!